#sob ss

[dykedvonte]

See I know that weed would be like super weak as a chem in Fallout but it would be so much funnier if all these hardcore chem users can’t handle the smallest dose of weed cause it’s like a pure non-irradiated strand and they’d lack any tolerance for canabanoids.

Contrarily, all vault dwellers have high tolerance as it’s like the only pre-war drug people could’ve snuck into the vaults and wastelanders look at vaulties crazy cause they’re like. “Oh I don’t do heavy chems *takes a bong rip that’d send a super mutant behemoth into a coma*”

[dottores]

YOU GUYS MUST LOOK AT WHAT TEE GOT ME FOR MY BDAY!!!! SHE GAVE IT TO ME EARLY FOR CONGRATULATIONS ON FINISHING MY FIRST WEEK OF LAW SCHOOL

[evanescentsun]

SSBDAY2 | Time Capsule

During spring cleaning with the Uzumaki, Sarada unexpectedly comes across a picture that Nanadaime took post-mission after seeing how Sasuke n Sakura fell asleep like that<3

[sonippep-hohu]

I'd like to think The G cares for Pizzano when he's being - er, well, a baby (ft. Biblically accurate Gus-Size for giggles) pep and goose vers. V

I dont like this one nearly as much (Im too aware of Gus' silly proportions) but Brick is here!! Brick can help too

[littlesakis-aubade]

He'll always find her, whether in the skies or on land, in all lifetimes

*sobs* finally... I'm manifesting some Skyward Sword references

[yasmeensh]

~SS Adventures~

I was blowing sand in the shipyard and saw the bits of moldarach. I SHUDDERED. I stood there for a while, reconsidering if I should keep going. I really need to release the darkness myself. It's all for Zelda... I'll do it 😤

[rockintapper]

hi imgonna throw all my plolcie call guy himejoshi pierce calogero shimizu headcanons at you RIGHT NOWWWWWWWW

UH uh introductory sentence here. moving on

His Entire Childhood he had the worlds worst case of anxiety anyone has ever seen and it got so bad sometimes that like. he would faint and also his heart would stop momentarily. he was always on the verge of fainting and his heart stopping momentarily

expanding on the anxiety thing now. he couldnt even run back then because even by walking alone hed have to catch his breath. and he fucking Can't because he'd always be hyperventilating

ok other shit now. during. highschool, since its (mostly) uncharacteristic for Average Rhythm Heaven Teenagers to have Cheeks:tm: like pierces he'd get bullied for it. which led to him covering his face with a mask like the ones that cover your nose and mouth. and to this day whenever someone compliments his Cheeks he'd hide his face with the nearest object (or his hands) and then like wear the same kind of mask for 2 weeks

uh more anxiety stuff. hes the most easily startled out of all his co-workers especially if hes hyperfocusing on something

he doesnt know how much coffee he should drink so he either ends up so tired he cant stand or shaking so much that his normal movements are Jerks instead

his lil brother (srocker). liek. ran into him one day and begged to stay with him becuase. mother shitty. (they share a mom. they had totally different experiences with said mom) (shes aliven't btw) and so the brotherly bonding began!!!! and they had so much fun together!!! and they shared experiences with each other!!! and then jamie moved out (becuase JJ Rocker). and pierce felt empty inside. Yahoo!

[theloveinc]

my roommate is dating the son of one of the richest families in my city and is crying bc me and my other roommate told her to get a prenup and figure out who is paying the mortgage on the house she's trying to move into with him

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

i wanna give your fem nightmare kisses so bad shes so cutie my silly ever

"i'm quite literally the embodiment of nightmares? never have i ever seen humans with such low self preservation skills, i swear...."

[yourfriendf1nn3g4n]

rawest moment in videogame history

[knightzp]

epilogues 1-3..........

[pup-pee]

im like half srry 4 this

attempting 2 draw bart bc i just cant draw him consistently ever

[starswallowingsea]

it's so alkaover

we're so crazy:Back

[chihuahua-art]

How DARE you @luvsailor

[candy8448]

"While it's true that i am hylia reborn, I'm still my father's daughter and your friend..."

Close ups under the cut:

Admire the backgrounds, i DARE you

If i had a nickle for every time i've drawn a skyward sword quote with visual refrences to future games chronologically, i would have two nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[tomoyajpeg]

White Brim | BATTLEROYAL/11

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Hiyori: Tsukasa-kun from the Suou family!

Tsukasa: .......!?

Hiyori: Speaking as someone with experience in this area, listening seriously to anything Eichi-kun says is a huge waste of time!

Tsukasa: ...I am much obliged to you for your advice.

Be that as it may, the value of taking advice from a buffoon who rushes alone into the lair of his enemy is—

(No! Tomoe-onii-sama tends to play the fool, and thus he is looked down upon and seen as a good-for-nothing son, but! He should not be this much of a thoughtless idiot!)

(There’s no way that such a fool would be able to push past a line of strong rivals and get to shine at the very peak of ES!)

(This is someone who was made a “supreme general” during “SS”: Eden’s Tomoe Hiyori!)

(In summation! Tomoe-onii-sama’s aim is to...!?)

It’s a diversion! Attention all “fishermen,” be on your guard!

Hiyori: Aha, that was a quick call! I’d expect nothing less from samurai stock, from a child of a clan of fighters!

Tsukasa: I’m honored to receive such high praise! However, that does not mean I shall go easy on you!

(Tomoe-onii-sama must have armed himself while acting within his role as a “fish”! I’d like to think that his ammunition supply was cut off whilst he evaded our pursuit, but!)

(Such optimism is prohibited! I learned from “SS” that lions use their full strength even while hunting rabbits!)

(I must use the surrounding trees as cover, slowly approach Onii-sama, and hunt him down without fail!)

Hiyori: Aha, that’s the wrong choice! Like that, you’re too focused on protecting yourself, so no matter what you do it’ll take way too long to hunt me down!

You’re still inexperienced! That’s why you want to take to the front lines and show off how brave you are!

Tsukasa: You’re awfully talkative for someone on a battlefield...!

Hiyori: Well, there’s no point in giving you advice after you’re caught by us fish! Once you’d seen through the diversion, you should have done everything in your power to keep us from achieving what we’re aiming for!

Tsukasa: Your... aim is...!?

—! Tenshouin-onii-sama!

Hiyori: That’s right! We’re betting everything on a one-shot turnabout, featuring your “king,” Eichi-kun—

(—wait, huh? Something’s wrong, here.)

(Wasn’t our plan supposed to be that while I grabbed the attention of the “fishermen,” Anzu-chan and Tori-kun would sneeeak~ up on Eichi-kun?)

(It’s a little too quiet for that to have gone as planned! It’s Eichi-kun, so he definitely would have resisted or tried to get away, so where’s all the commotion...?)

(What happened!? What didn’t we take into account...!?)

Tori: A— ah, aah...

W-why...?

Hiyori: (Tori-kun!? Something’s wrong!)

Tsukasa: He’s the heart of this operation, then! Guh, even at this distance, and even with a firearm I’m unskilled with, I can...!

Hiyori: I won’t let you fire that gun!

Tsukasa: Aargh, please do not get in my way, Tomoe-onii-sama! It’s only Tori-kun that I must— with my own hand...!

Tori: —Shut UP!

Tsukasa and Hiyori: .......!?

Tori: Be... quiet. Please. Right now, my head, it’s all messed up—

Because, E-Eichi-sama...

Eichi: .......

Tori: Eichi-sama... is dead...

Hiyori: Wh— What do you mean?

Tori: I-I don’t know, either... Because, as long as we touch Eichi-sama, the “king,” the “fish” will win, so...

I snuck up behind him really quietly, but then Eichi-sama just collapsed. Look at his b-back! Th-there’s a sword sticking out of it—

Hiyori: (A sword? Ah, there really is! Unlike a gun, a sword doesn’t make a lot of noise, so you’d be able to kill someone without anybody noticing!)

(But who was the one to kill Eichi-kun? I mean, it’s Eichi-kun, the guy who caused bitterness and resentment basically everywhere he went, so I can’t even make a guess at who the culprit would be!)

(Maybe someone with a grudge against him was secretly hired as a servant by some family and took advantage of the situation to assassinate Eichi-kun...!?)

(I mean, if you think about it, “clamming” is the perfect opportunity! The nobles are basically unarmed, and the servants who usually act as bodyguards wouldn’t be around to protect them! They’d be left completely defenseless!)

(And that definitely applies to us, too! There’s a possibility that we could be the next targets! I’ve got to call out to everyone and get them to evacuate the area...!)

Tori: What’s going on, what’s going on, what’s going oooon?

Who!? Who was it!? Who could do something like this to Eichi-samaaAAA!?

Tsukasa: —Calm yourself, Tori-kun!

Tori:...!?

Tsukasa: Tenshouin-onii-sama was killed? He was having a face-to-face conversation with me just moments ago!

If he was killed, it would have to have been during the few moments I was distracted by Tomoe-onii-sama!

In other words, the criminal could not have gotten far! Search the surrounding area! Once you find the culprit, bring down divine punishment upon them!

Tori: T-Tsukasaaa... That’s i-impossible, I’m not a child who’s descended from warriors like you are...

And I d-don’t know anything about— killing, or being killed. T-that’s why, I couldn’t understand Eichi-sama’s feelings, either...

Tsukasa: Pull yourself together, Himemiya Tori! Are you not my lifelong rival!?

Tori: Uu, uuu! *Sob!* But, buuut...!

Eichi: Indeed—

Tori: .......!?

Eichi: —It is indeed because you are the way that you are, that I still cannot entrust everything to you.

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