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The most unrealistic part about TF2 ships is not the idea that they’re all queer nor even that the old men from the 60s are open to diverse gender expressions but rather the idea that they wouldn’t just suppress their emotions instead of acting on them/talking them out
#tf2#tf2 shipping#boots n bombs#soldierdemo#demoscout#sniperscout#speeding bullet#practical espionage#napoleon complex#engiespy#ESPECIALLY engiespy#red oktoberfest#heavy is emotionally intelligent#medic is not#sad#science party#engiemedic#soldierengie#helmet party#engiesniper#Sniperspy#obviously#heavymedic#demoengie#short fuse#pyrospy#pyroscout#flash fire#pyro would be open and whoever you ship them with wouldn’t be#if you couldn’t tell the problem children are spy Engie sniper and scout
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another batch of asks done :3
a lot of you wanted drawings of engie or engie ships, so heres a masterpost of all the engie asks
non anon askers: @scouts-cosplays @jester-addict
sorry these are a little lazy on the anatomy front, but these were just silly little doodles
TF2 REQUESTS ARE STILL OPEN AS WELL!!! PLEASE SEND MORE, and if I haven't gotten to yours yet, i'm probably doing it next :3
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 fanart#tf2 art#tf2 engineer#tf2 engie#tf2 medic#tf2 soldier#tf2 pyro#tf2 demoman#tf2 demo#tf2 sniper#soldierengie#helmet party#medicengie#science party#engisniper#trucks n vans#engiepyro#texas toast#engiedemo#short fuse#also demo is playing a hurdy gurdy#which is the instrument ever#demo would probably play something like that#hope this is sufficient#sleeperart#sleeperasks#send more asks :((
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engineer on a beach vacation
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Can we see helmet party in your stile please🙏🙏
took me a while but yes! you can! quick doodle during an awfully depressive episode
#tf2#team fortress 2#team fortress fanart#tf2 fanart#tf2 engineer#tf2 soldier#helmet party#soldierengie#i promise i will go back to taking requests#you guys gotta make them though#peace out
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Helmet party ✨One of the original TF2 ships I started shipping (right after Spy/Medic and Heavy/Medic)
I haven't been drawing Chris/Carl enough, so have THE ship <3
Chris is the Engineer and Carl is the Solly
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ALSO! I made ICARUS version too! With Chris and Carl's official designs!!
The sketches I made while I was in school, and I also tried out design for Giselle (their biological daughter.) Giselle appeared in the very original story/version/universe too, but in that one Carl and Chris adopted her. I made Chris trans in ICARUS and decided that he and Carl are Giselle's biological parents :)
I've been imagining scenarios with pregnant Chris and I can imagine him just being a little devil at times but then crying rivers bc he was so meeeeean and in a family of mostly men he can use, "try carrying a tiny human for 9 months" and other stuff as an excuse to get out of stuff :'D He and Max (his big sister) can bond over the pregnancy and whenever Chris was having a tantrum the men just called Max and asked for advice. Also, I want Chris' pregnancy craving to be something with pickles.
Chris and Carl spent a lot of time planning the child/pregnancy, and bc Chris really didn't want to be off testosterone for too long, he and Carl decided on artificial fertilization, so Chris would feel better about it. It was very very very thoroughly planned and accepted by both.
#tf2#icarus no one dies twice#ray icarus#carl#giselle#chris#menke#original character#helmet party#tf2 soldier#tf2 engineer#engiesoldier#soldierengie#engiesolly#sollyengie#tf2 engie#my art#notes#icarus lore
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Pls draw helmet party(engineer x soldier) art! I appreciate it so so much!! <3
Sorry if it’s not what you where hoping for ( ̄  ̄|||)
I’m not that experienced with the ship (or the fandom in general, I’m new to it.) but I hope you like it!
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Fun fact: a ‘rule’ with my art style is if you can’t see the eyes then you add the mouth, but if the eyes are visible then only eyes are allowed
#tf2 engineer#tf2 soldier#helmet party#tell me if I should use any more tags#soldier x engineer#engineer x soldier#soldierengi#engisoldier#tf2#tf2 fanart#team fortress two#team fortress 2 fanart#team fortress two fanart#team fortress 2#team fortress engineer#team fortress soldier
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tf2 ship popularity, kinda quantitatively!
As of July 14th, 2023.
This is a fanfiction count from Archive Of Our Own, and only AO3, because it's easier to quantify. Other sites like Fanfiction.net, TF2Chan, LiveJournal, and Tumblr are unfortunately uncounted.
Class-cest, "x reader", and incest are not counted.
For clarity purposes, their portmanteau names are listed first, with their non-portmanteau names in parentheses.
>500 fanfics on AO3
HeavyMedic (Red Oktoberfest)
SniperSpy
SniperScout (Speeding Bullet)
>200
SoldierDemo (Boots n Bombs)
MedicSniper (Bush Medicine)
SoldierEngie (Helmet Party)
Spy/Scout's Ma
EngieSpy (Practical Espionage / Napoleon Complex)
ScoutPauling
MedicScout (Blunt Trauma / Quick Fix)
>100
ScoutPyro (Flash Fire)
EngiePyro (Texas Toast)
MedicSpy (Gentle Surgery)
EngieMedic (Science Party)
SoldierSpy (Freedom Fries)
EngieSniper (Trucks n Vans)
SniperDemo (Swordvan)
>50 fanfics
SoldierZhanna
MedicPyro (Burn Ward)
EngieScout (Texas Two-Step)
DemoScout (Hopscotch)
SpyPyro (French Toast)
DemoSpy (Bomb Voyage)
SniperPyro (Bushfire)
HeavySpy (Spoovy)
DemoMedic (Jaegerbombs)
SoldierMedic (Rabies Vaccine)
<50
Only ships between mercenaries are counted from here on out, otherwise we'd be here forever :p
HeavyScout (Heavy Hitters)
DemoEngie (Short Fuse)
SoldierScout (Batting Helmet)
SoldierSniper (American Aviators)
HeavySniper (Vegemite Sandvich)
DemoPyro (Molotov Cocktail)
EngieHeavy
DemoHeavy (Heavy Drinking)
HeavySoldier (Cold War)
SoldierPyro
HeavyPyro
#heavymedic is due to cross 1000 anytime now#sniperspy close behind#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 shipping#if i missed a ship or messed up a ship name let me know!#i have opinions on certain ship names. (HEAVYSCOUT SHOULD BE RED SOX GODDAMMIT. AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON SOLDIERMEDIC--)
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Soldierspy
Lawtsuda (because you know me)
Aaand Soldierengie because they don’t get enough love!! (Helmet duo!)
Genre preference for this ship (freedom fries):
Angst: 6/10
Fluff: 4/10
Spice: 5/10
Funnies: 8/10
Genre preference for this ship: (Helmet Party)
Angst: 2/10
Fluff: 7/10
Spice: 3/10
Funnies: 9/10
Genre preference for this ship (Lawtsuda):
Angst: 10/10
Fluff: 8/10
Spice: 1/10 (sex-repulsed headcanon for the win)
Funnies: 8/10
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TF2 Pairings And Their Kids
I haven’t done some headcanon crafting in a hot moment so here ya go! The theme of this set is: how would my favorite merc couples care for a child and what would that kid be like?
Scout & Miss Pauling
.They try and fail to get Pauling pregnant multiple times, so they eventually just adopt. .Their adopted son is just like his dad: athletic and cocky as all hell. .Great. Now Pauling has to deal with two loudmouths. It’s a good thing their optimism is infectious and she can’t help but fall for the ridiculous things Scout does. She also melts whenever her son does small things like bring her a dandelion from the soccer field. .Scout believe it or not takes care of the baby most often while Pauling is working. He is initially a bit disgusted with changing dipers and the whatnot, but soon, he’s able to speedrun the chores like it’s no one’s business. .Eventually, their son veers away from sports and gets super invested in math and banking. He wants to work for the Federal Reserve when he grows up. .He frequently likes to go on camping trips with ol’ “Uncle Snipes” and finds appreciation for nature in the process.
Soldier & Engineer
.”Soldier stop! You’re scaring the baby!” .Soldier has enthusiasm, but damn it if he knows how to care for a child. From day one, he’s immediately trying to shove American propaganda onto his son, to which Engineer has to tell him to tone it down. .Uncharacteristically, he actually takes to the library and studies up on how to be a good parent. He wants the best for his son. .Engineer does most of the cooking because he can make very hearty dishes and knows what types of foods are best for babies. .Their son grows up to be very strong and athletic, and unlike Miss Pauling and Scout’s son, he heavily pursues his dream of being a football star. .When he eventually does make a national team and becomes wealthy, he makes sure to visit Pa and Dad back home to give them some of his earnings. Despite having the appearance of a player, he is very much a family man.
Heavy & Medic
.They adopt a premature baby, and Medic is stunned at just how tiny she is compared to Heavy. She can fit in the palm of his giant hand like a kitten. .Having taken care of three sisters, this isn’t Heavy’s first roundup. Like Soldier, Medic doesn’t exactly know how to parent, but he’s trying his best. .Surprisingly, Medic becomes the overprotective parent while Heavy encourages his daughter to spread her wings. .They have a lot of family outings and the little girl grows up with a heart of gold. .She’s also social and is very supportive of minorities, as she was exposed to many different viewpoints (Heavy’s sisters, Pyro, Demo, Soldier, etc.) as a kid. .She wants to grow up to be a literature professor, and Heavy assists her with both English and Russian lessons. .Medic spoils her rotten :) And maybe shows her how to dissect a frog at 7.
Sniper & Spy
.Neither of them have parenting experience (Spy let Scout’s Ma do all of the work) so things are initially a mess. .They aren’t good at handling their feelings either, so their daughter initially grows up distant and untrustworthy from her parents. She tries to explain her problems and they just don’t understand. .She goes through a rebel phase of stealing, hanging out with shady people, and skipping classes, and it’s only then when Sniper and Spy realize how bad they’ve messed up. .From that point on, they do everything they can to make their daughter feel like she can come home and talk to them anytime. .Once the kid cleans up her act, she pursues a life of science and geology. .Spy and Sniper believe themselves to be terrible parents, but when their daughter gives them a card on Father’s Day thanking them for being the best dads ever, they cry.
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helmet party for @stop-pressing-e
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Helmet Party???
“you better get your Texan ass to our bed i will not tolerate exhausted men on the battlefield!”“haha alright darl- you convinced me. I’m comin’“I forgot how to draw solly
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This is a post for that anon who wanted to know about my fave TF2 characters / ships! :]c
So I’ll just list the characters and why I like them, whatever etc, enjoy my ramblings
Soldier: I could never, EVER get enough of this guy. He’s genuinely one of my four biggest TF2 comfort characters since I resonate with him a lot (not including what not about America part) through being very passionate about what we believe in and very supportive of people we trust and such. Soldier is just really fun for me to play while I’m learning how to rocket jump correctly and being my go to during MVM and casual matches!
Pyro: When I was younger and first discovering TF2, I was confused about Pyro because they just kind of stood out all other characters to me. I didn’t understand the concept of them having no specific gender and all back then. But it did lead me playing as them a lot more than other classes when I was playing on my grandma’s old computer. Little I knew that Pyro was my first character to discover that I’m not on cis/straight spectrum :’] I didn’t play them much as I wanted to anymore, but every now and then, I play them occasionally whenever I feel like not giving a single fuck about goals and such while W+m1′ing
Heavy: Oh man, Heavy, Heavy...I absolutely love him so much. In my previous friend circle, I was known as the Heavy of the group because I’m obviously like this big, serious but friendly and care about people I trust a lot. Hence, led me making the OC, Nikita, for this class and solidifying my transmasc identity. I really like to play as him in any matches a lot since I just like to tank through a lot of stuff. Yea I know it sucks getting picked off by spies and clever players, but I didn’t mind too much about it as long I’m having a lot of fun!
Engineer: YEEEEHAWWWWWWW!! He’s just a blast to play as and very well written character!! I’m a sucker for soft spoken but willing to kick asses dudes. It does make me a bit :/ whenever I see people characterize him as a weakling for shipping purposes or whatnot. Like no, this is a 30-40 years old man and has voicelines and lore to prove overwise. But yeah, I really like to play as Engie during MvM matches so I can just sit back and play banjo while my sentry take care of stuff hehe
SHIPS: I don’t have that many favorite ships in retrospect but I like just a few handful :]
HeavyMedic:
Ahhh...this ship is my first ship when I first entered TF2 community and I remember writing a lot of headcanons for them, respectfully in characters as well. I just really like a couple of old men with almost polar opposite personalities. I mean, look, they share a lot of cosmetics that connect them as if Valve confirmed that ship is a real thing. But hey, a dude can dream am I right?
SoldierEngie:
A soft-spoken man with a loud-mouthed dude while being very in love... *insert the scream from It’s Wednesday my dude*
EngieSpy:
I don’t really have a way to describe this but...I just think it’s a really neat ship. It’s like “what if they’re....enemies...to friends.....to lovers.....”, even god tier if it’s Blu Spy and Red Engie (bc I see red Spy as canon to the lore since he’s associated with Scout’s Mom a lot)
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Engie and Soldier eskimo kisses
That's all we're done here
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Scout finds out that people ship his teammates together on the internet and slowly descends into madness as he learns one by one they’re all gay.
Made with Uberduck, voice lines from the TF2 wiki, and some additional sound effects.
#tf2#soldierengie#heavymedic#demomanpyro#scoutpauling#sniperspy#shipping#humor#audio#tw swearing#tw homophobia#tw implied sex
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