#solving big problems
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Completely agree. I hope we can get our collective shit together again for the Year 2038 problem; I have my doubts.
In 97 I was the baby face in the Y2K Management Planning Team at the local authority where I worked. I was the pleb on the team who actually "did stuff" and could therefore give input about what required IT and what didn't and what we could if it all fell over on midnight 31st, December, 1999.
In reality nothing happened because the worlds' IT specialists en masse worked their arses off to protect us.
And it worked. They solved a problem that could even then have brought so much to a grinding halt.
And got zero fucking thanks for it really.
Accused of making a mountain of a molehill when in reality they moved the entire mountain, teaspoon by teaspoon.
I just hope yesterday reminds the fuckwits in charge to do as their predecessors did and put fail safes, mechanical overrides and contingency plans in place for the day the IT doesn't fucking work so that next time they don't get smacked in the dick because they are overly reliant on Microsoft systems for everything from opening their fridge to running hospitals.
#y2k#y2k project#it y2k#solving big problems#computing issues#y2k problem#year 2038 problem#it challenges#working in it#corporate ingratitude
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honestly between this and “the wall” this man just has terminal New York Real Estate Guy brain
#basically ‘me build big building = me solve problem’#and then ofc he neither builds the big building nor solves the problem#donald trump#politics#usa
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hear me out
silver vanrouge ❌️
silver draconia ✔️
malleus beats lilia to the punch
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers#just tagging with the latest for safety's sake :')#anyway this is an incredible thought. anon you are the smartest person on the planet.#something something malleus legally adopts silver and instantly solves a good 70% of briar valley's political issues#the senate explodes but this is only a plus#you've saved the day again silver draconia#(though by rights we really should have silver vanrouge-draconia-zigvolt huh)#(he goes from writing his name really big on his nametags to not being able to fit it in)#(a problem he's happy to have :)#brb gonna go obsessively refresh twstter some more while waiting for silver card reveal#what's the hair color twst. the hair color is going to tell us how worried we should be and i need to KNOOOOOW
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I just want you to know that I was rereading the PDMDZS comics yet again, and I finally caved and watched Legally Blonde because you're like a puppeteer that draws things and I'm like "well, guess I have to see it now." Now, after watching Legally Blonde, I must tell you that Elle Woods is love, Elle Woods is life, Elle Woods is everything to me. Elle Woods would have been able to save Wei Wuxian from the Jins all while looking sparkly and fantastic as she does it. (Obviously with her hype girlies in the background)
Her power and influence know no bounds!
#ask#elle woods#legally blonde#Of all medias to have indirectly convinced someone to see for the first time - I am so honoured to know one of them was legally blonde.#It's just a damn good movie about not letting other's bias limit you.#And to not let other people's shitty opinions of you define you!#It's also about how femininity is constantly regarded as something that is a 'weakness' but Elle shows up in pink! Stays true to herself!#Legally Blonde is the antithesis to Grease. That's a rant for another day#If you're willing to keep trusting me...There's a musical version of legally blonde that is very good.#Anyways. Elle Woods can't be in MDZS only because she would have solved so many problems that are essential for the plot to happen.#Elle would have lawyered the hell out of all of the defamation and war crimes going on.#Elle would have shown up with a big ass sword and won the war.#It's just me doing my part by having her be WWX phone lawyer as a running gag.
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#if you put your pain in the ass pilot with another pain in the ass pilot does that solve your problems or make one big problem?#goose and slider are about to find out#top gun#icemav#slider#goose#iceman#maverick#top gun maverick#pete maverick mitchell#tom kazansky#tom crusie#val kilmer#nick bradshaw#ron kerner
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I need to stone them both to death
#hollow knight#the knight#little ghost#the white lady#pale king#tfw me (fork) and wife (big tall tree) unintentionally created the being who would become the God of Gods#basically the “trap angry goddess in our kid” plan failed but one of the backup kids ate her so problem solved
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should've done this since day 1
very significant fuck
#i wanted to make a smol / medium / big version of v1 and gabriel being more and more unnormal about it#but that sounds like a lot of work so screw it#i just wanna draw big machines okay i don't wanna make a whole premise for it today lol#btw this is for that what to draw next vote#that vote was just a means to solve my indecisiveness i already had a plot for each and every option#although technically i still have 2 other plots i can pick for ultrakill so didn't exactly solve that problem#ultrakill#ultrakill v1#v1 ultrakill#ultrakill gabriel#gabriel ultrakill#gabv1el#my art
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Uhh I'm sure this is a hot hot take in this fandom, but I personally don't find the whole moon!Varian theory/idea very interesting in terms of narrative or character.
Varian's always worked best as this scrappy kid who used his intellect to solve problems but whose emotions got in the way of that. He's so desperate to impress Raps and the gang that he neglects his giant boiling water tank and almost blows up the village. His emotions towards Cass are what get him running around helping her until the last minute, making his science presentation a disaster. His need to please his father and later his hurt/distrust towards him is what leads him to recklessly experiment with the rocks behind Quirin's back.
This is also probably why he's drastically more competent as a villain, up until the end. He puts aside his emotions in favor of cold, ruthless tactics, and it's only when his emotions once again get the best of him that he's defeated. Varian's intellect has always been his strength, but his emotional immaturity and volatility is what got him to fail.
So then you give a character like that magic power that has all to do with emotions, it doesn't work. There's no reason to show off his intelligence or persevearance, because the rocks are a physical manifestation of power. And while he goes on this journey of growing up and gaining emotional maturity in season 3, he's never in a struggle with his emotions, if anything, he lets them have control more often than not.
Now compare that to Cass, who a) solves problems physically, so the rocks are a perfect extension of that power and b) fucking sucks at emotions. While Varian acts on his emotions constantly, she stuffs them in a box and relies on her anger instead.
Moon!Cass works because the power set it gives her works for her character. It doesn't work for every character, and especially not Varian.
#this is why be very afraid is the best season 3 episode#boy I hope this makes sense and is not word soup#this was supposed to be like a paragraph but then I suddenly figured out Varian's entire character oops#but do you see my point??#please tell me I'm not the only one#honestly a lot of my dislike is more about the first people of how characters solve problems#not saying Varian couldn't be messing with magic but his approach would be very intellectual and not 'big rock go boom' (Cassandra)#like... you know ... a wizard of something#tangled the series#rapunzles tangled adventure#tts#rta#varian#Cassandra
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I think one of the many elements that makes Bowser's army so much more of a threat in the movie vs the games is that everyone physically capable of carrying a weapon is actually armed.
Every one of these guys is willing, able, and equipped to stab (or bludgeon if that's their area of expertise.)
#It's bonkers but this is definitely the first time I've seen a Bowser's Army so full of actual weapons#Bonus points that the storyboarders and animators did not forget how heavily armed they established everyone to be#You can see Mario having to dodge a bunch of thrown spears when he's crashing the wedding#They didn't even use ''the koopas were taken by surprise'' as an excuse to make them unarmed and easy to defeat#It's a world conquering army of COURSE they had all their weapons on standby#love love love when something lighthearted in nature sticks to their guns about how big of a threat something is#Hope with all my heart this carries over into the sequel when Mario and Luigi won't have the super star to solve all their problems#I'm intrigued to know what strategy they pull off to win the day the second time around#because the odds they're up against are legit bonkers#The Super Mario Bros Movie#Mario Analysis
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Tbh S3 would have been interesting and better even if everything was the same except the secret base under Starcourt was American. Like scoops troop still picks up a Russian transmission and translate it, but they get down there, and it's Americans. The code was in Russian as another layer of description and to deflect responsibility. But it's still the American government fucking around with the Upside Down, capturing and torturing kids under a mall. Alexei is a Soviet defector working for the Americans. The big Terminator guy is just a silent American hitman. It's all still a government conspiracy.
#stranger things#st3#I mean there are other problems I have with s3 but this would solve a big one.#finda’s rambles#stranger things meta
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starscream has normal reactions

no starscream shall escape being haunted by bumblebee and vice versa. primus said thou shalt be married !!!
#bee: YOU SHOT ME WHILE I WAS LYING ON THE GROUND HELPLESS POINTBLANK NO HESITATION NO CONCERN JUST RAGE J-#starscream: yea & it was in the face#bee all a sudden all hoity toity abt dark subjects after detailing them grossly: ok bro we get it -_-#hes not even that grossed out by the getting shot in the face part. hes just pretnding to be bcs#hes actually just mad abt getting his lecture discarded & interrupted with another detail he was getting to#until starscream's RUDE interjection >:[ !!#bee thinks hes normal then thinks rumble body combusting right in front of his mother's eyes is the funniest fcking story ever#to tell to children#bumblebee the type of mom who tells her child's deepest traumas as funny stories to pass the time with strangers#well it's better than boring the company ok! stop being upset ! dont interrupt mother >:[ !!!!#it's lowkey funny that starscream shot him in the face like he rlly hated his yapping that much im crying#didnt shoot the spark just aimed for that big mouth while it was shut for once#bitchy on bitchy crime#also unrelated but i love skybound cliffjumper he is so fking ugly my baby old man 💛#skybound starscream: at least i managed to solve one problem ! time to go create 5 million more now !#idw bee: what the fuck bro#skybound starscream : ?????#ravage: fix me bro#skybound starscream: !??!?!?!??? WHAT THE HELL ARE yOU DOING HERE#idw bee: shut up & fix ravage >:[#ravage: yea meow yea#transformers#maccadam#bumblebee#starscream#starbee#transformers skybound#transformers idw
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the second things start going wrong in my life i immediately start thinking about being kidnapped
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have to admit its really funny to me not a single person in the rbs of that comic has commented on majima showing up to daigos scoliosis diagnosis appointment like hes a family member or partner or sometthing. like this is so normal its just expected
#the actual reason is because they got into a big argument about the source of daigos back pain#because majima thinks its because hes not stretching enough but daigo insists that he has actual back problems#and says hes going to go to a doctor to get it checked out and bring back evidence that he genuinely has issues#and majima responds that he could always just fake documents to prove him wrong so he's not going to believe anything daigo shows him#so in the end they agree that majima will accompany daigo to his consultation & x-ray session and see who was really right#and so obviously daigo gets diagnosed with scoliosis. But then the doctor also gives him a number of stretches to decrease the pain#and majima laughs at him really really really hard and insists that this makes him actually correct#so it doesnt really solve anything in the end#jimas#<- sure whatever the tags are sufficiently detailed ill put it in there
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Kate and Anthony s2 vs s3 parallels
#bridgerton season 3#anthony bridgerton#kate sharma#kate sharma x anthony bridgerton#kanthony#bridgerton gifs#bridgerton#gif#bridgerton season two#LOOK AT THEM#my new hobby is finding the established relationship parallels for all their romantic tension#because it truly shows their arc#we (yes I’m a part of this relationship btw) are in our lovers era#as in the lovers era in the enemies to lovers arc#alternatively#Anthony solved all his life’s problems by marrying Kate#he’s so big brained for that#idc
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girl help I started writing down oc thoughts and have started contemplating the logistics of how a city carved into the walls of a ravine would have access to fresh water
#rye.txt#MaVst#'you should do some worldbuilding' I said to myself#'it'll be easy' i said#'just write down the little thoughts you've had floating around'#I AM A FOOL#there are so many bullet points in this fuckign document#and they're all devoted to the minutiae of how the city I have in my mind would function#how the very terrain would influence the culture#couldn't just do a normal city on flat terrain noooo I had to include homes carved into rock#anyway im pretending im upset but this is so much fun#I loveee getting to think about how tiny details all affect each other and influence the greater whole#it's like problem solving but I get to make the solutions as fun and fantastical as I want#if my ocs are my silly little dolls to play pretend with#then the worldbuilding is like getting to build the doll house#which is just as fun imo#anyway im gonna give the capital city an abandoned under-city that's no longer habitable now that the original royal family is#no longer in power#it used to be lit with the light magic of the ruler that was amplified by the crown#but now it's almost impossible to navigate and so big that your torch is liable to burn out before you can explore much at all#and without a light source it's completely pitch black darkness#<- see stuff like this is so fun to think about and I can just slap it onto my world because it's cool
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honestly cant stand how technically important demise is and yet how he doesnt actually matter or exist in peoples minds as a character, the only thing that matters is his stupid "curse" thing and its the only thing why he will ever be brought up, theres never really any thought around him that isnt related to the "cuuuurse", otherwise he basically doesnt exist in the fandom
to some extent its understandable given how little he actually is in the game but it still makes me sad and a little frustrated imo he shouldnt be treated like soemthing so unimportant given hes involved with the literal start of the timeline
and worst of all is how he and ganondorf make each other worse, like their link is completely deniable yet its like more often than not treated like gan is to demise what zelda is to hylia, but even that isnt used interestingly no, its only ever to write off gan as "well, hes just a demon, demons need no motives or character, they are jsut evil" WHICH IS SO BORING, and people will be HAPPY about that??? they go yippie gan is jsut an evil demon yaaay like the fuck???
it goes around to that other post i made about how not wanting a better written gan is wanting everything to be worse, bc a better written villain is a better written everything and there is only winning in that
demise specifically is just a sore spot for me since hes my blorbo, and the way even gan fans hate him for introducing the "cuuurse" thing just makes it hurt doubly, i get why, still its just so .. man i wish BOTH gan and demise were allowed to be characters, at least gan was a character at some point, demise has nothing ;__;
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#sudden demise feelings go brrrrrr#whenever he does get mentioned by anyone i cant even go “demise mention!!”#bc the only thing that he gets mentioned for is the damn curse thing#which i dont care about and actually hate bc its a big reason why so many gan discussions are outright impossible now#and is the reason he doesnt get any other thought than that#yeehaw lets just shift the blame around#bc thats better#to fix it we should invent another literal satan guy who is actually controlling demise#thats like how it went with him and gan#its just so BORING#stop shifting the evil incarnate thing around that doesnt solve its problem#it just shoves it onto another character#grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr#and he never got ANY merch#he didnt even get a watercolor painting#no#he has ONE concept art#they jsut drew buff dude and gave him fire hair and put no more thought into it#drives me up a wall
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