#somekne

[imperfectercell]

post for when i gethome gifs ofnappa cell and king piccolo fucking up soldiers w text that says fuck the military

[sukidude]

zukka librarian AU where Zuko is a librarian minding his own business and Sokka is a MENACE to society who checks out like 17 books a week and somehow finishes them all (maybe to see the hot librarian faster who knows??)

so then one day the library does a reading challenge to see who can read the most books in a month where the winner gets a “secret private tour of the library” and of course Sokka wins (bc like I said menace to society) but he’s like, “I want HIM to show me around” and he points to Zuko in his little black turtleneck looking rather terrified, and the other staff members are like, well ya gotta do it I guess…

so Zuko shows him around the library, that’s probably like a gazillion years old (maybe more) with all its nooks and crannies and possible ghost stories and sightings and Sokka is SO into it bc he’s a nerd but also because the way Zuko passionately talks about the library is like.. so hot.

and they finish the tour and Sokka’s like, this can’t be it so he panics and is like DO YOU WANNA JOIN MY BOOK CLUB???

and Zuko is like.. uh yeah sure I love book clubs (and cute stupid guys)

but the thing IS is that Sokka doesn’t actually HAVE a book club so he recruits the gaang to come over to his house to stage a book club and they do it bc they’re good friends (begin the chaos of crash coursing the gaang through like wuthering heights or something) and when they all leave sokka and zuko end up staying behind to talk about books and be nerds and maybe kiss a little

and now they’re book nerd boyfriends. the end. (also zuko is indoctrinated into their friend group. double the end)

[butch-corvid]

i got all dolled up. pretty skirt, nice boots, good makeup. went over to her house to appraise it, and once she clocked me as trans she started getting all up in my space, fussing with my clothes, brushing her hands over my shoulders and waist. sorry it’s just—sorry, but I get so particular when clothes don’t fit right. i squirmed under her touch, thankful for my tights suddenly as she leaned down to examine the hem of my skirt. she asked me all kinds of invasive questions: so how long have you been doing this? are you gonna get the surgery? have you ever seen a real woman naked? i am a real woman, i tried to say, but couldn’t over her sudden burst of mocking laughter. oh honey, you know what I mean. a woman with a cock. a biological woman. not a flat chested little cuntboy like you.

i flushed, protesting, only for her to kick me swiftly in the legs. look, you don’t even know how to wear women’s clothes correctly. those boots are alright, for a guy. but those are men’s boots. here, look at mine. she shoved me down, until my face was pressed right against the leather of her shoe. with a foot on the back of my neck, she forced me to lick. oh, good boy. good boy. i tried to tell her to stop. that i wasn’t a boy. that i was a girl like her. but my mouth was flush against the leather, drool pooling across the tip of the boot. did i even want her to stop?

she leaned down, flipped my skirt up, and bunched her hands in my tights. and then tore them like tissue paper, leaving my soaked cunt exposed. no panties? awww, dumb little tranny doesn’t have a real woman’s cock to fill them out, huh? grabbing a fistful of my hair, she yanked me up and pressed my face to her cock, rubbing the bulge in my face while i struggled for air. with a wicked, smug grin, she pulled me up and threw me on her bed, spreading my legs, my male cunt so obviously dripping, ready for her. she lined herself up with me. her hard femaleness so obvious in comparison to me. and here’s the real reason why you can’t be a woman. she groaned when the tip of her cock breached me. because in just a few thrusts i can fucking ruin your life. you want that? you want to fuck an actual woman? want her to get you pregnant? to bottom out in her little trap and pump its womb full of cum?

i could only nod and spread my legs.

[knockoff-conlon]

marlene and remus as a cop duo. very much good cop/bad cop.

she's covered in tattoos and piercings, her hair's bleached, she has big eyeliner on, she's all muscled and shit, her hands and arms are scarred up, and she's the rudest person you'll ever meet. she swears a lot and she back talks everyone she meets. she just says it when she doesn't like things, she's says it when she doesn't like you, she'll point out flaws. she just is a mean bitch and always looks angry. she ignores people, curses out other people, flips off other drivers. she's so mean.

and remus is her partner. he's tall and a little bit scrawnier. he has a big nose and glasses with stickers on them and hair that doesn't stay out of his eyes. he smiles a lot and, aside from the big scar on his face, looks very kind. he's always giggling, too. he stops to pet dogs on the street, walks people across the street, gives everyone the benefit of the doubt. he's very quiet and he's a bit of a geek, he has a little tardis tattooed on his hand. he crouches to talk to little kids and is just a ball of nervous, funny sunshine.

and they should logically hate each other and not get along. but they're absolute best friends. they work really well together and you can always see marlene sitting at remus' desk as they go over cases and do paperwork.

[lemongogo]

very cropped elendira draft + some ww sketches

[l4venderia]

I need him so bad it's not even funny anymore

[cemetery-irises]

GOD

UGHH YEAH IM NOT OK W THAT ONE EITHER

[gh0st--friend]

"he cant stay mad at his rancher, can he?"

PIX WHY WOULD U SAY THAT WHILE WE ARE ALL FRAGILE

[pro-memoriia]

What if I wrote (poorly done) mean dom Rain smut

[colettesonpluto]

me when i can’t open spotify because i don’t want to face the music

[tsandoll]

good morning everyone,,, thinking abt him

[getsilly]

Plzzzzzzz dont repost my art onto websites without even asking me first someone reposted straight onto tumblr even though I already posted the drawing myself and when i asked them to take it down they blocked me and removed my comment so I just wanna make it clear Im not OK with that😢😢

[ask-steven-stevenson]

Orgh.. art arc it. It’s something. Not the best but hey !!!!

Edit bc yeah: Usually!! I’ll probably just post ask blog related drawings. So, yeah.

[ink-wells-and-feathers]

today's headcanon time with Ink is that Normal is clingy when he's sick. he doesn't admit and he doesn't get sick often but when he is sick he wants someone to care for him and clings to the closest person. he is whiny and wants to be held.

[shkika]

opinions on eclipse(moon x suns) or lilypad(moon x nsh)?

I need to know

I think I spread the lilypad name (not that i everyone uses it because of me obv) so I think that speaks! I really like the ship I think they’re really sweet.

Eclipse… hmm. I just can’t see them this way. I enjoy Moon loving Suns, but being a little passively salty with their behavior and wording behind the scenes (my suns is very out there..)

They’re *that* group/friend member to her. She’d do anything for them, but like.. why are you like this sometimes…

That’s a fun rarepair though.

[m1zisua]

till is sweating BUCKETS its not even funny