#I think it would be fun

[cult-of-the-eye]

Statements I would absolutely love to see:

Person has grudge on inanimate object. This takes over their life.

Itching

My house hates me oh god oh god

My computer is fucking BLEEDING

I keep causing people's deaths and I don't know why I swear it's accidental

Trapeze artist dies falling from the trapeze over and over again

Teeth

[butch-pilot]

switch4switch is such a fun dynamic because one minute you'll have them pinned under you, begging and squirming, and the next you're a desperate, whining mess because of something they said

[numbbrainstrorm]

I SO DICK OF THEM

BOOOO GET A ROOM

[aftgsucks]

Ive got this funky aftg au in my head where Nathan loves Mary and Neil and Mary and Nathan both hatch a mad plan where she takes Neil on the run and he chases after them for nearly a decade in order to protect Neil from the moriyamas of course neither of them tell Neil who thinks genuinely that his father is trying to kill them both which is weird this time because while Neil was being trained in the art of serial killing au!Nathan has never tried to kill him before or let anyone else hurt him. the inner circle are more loyal to the moriyamas so they also think Nathan wants mary and Neil dead. Lola kills Mary in Seattle before she can explain literally anything to Neil so he doesnt find out about any of this until Nathan walks into the basement and kills his inner circle. Nathan and Stuart coordinate with the fbi to take down the moriyamas and take over their territory and Neil is just like ????? WHAT IS GOING ON

[triptychofvoids]

man there are so many good expressions in your art and i am currently eating it all up good shit

danke sehr! have another!

[joyfulhottubfuntik]

A gf dating sim where you date Stan, but to actually get with him you have to defeat his seven evil exes convince all of his very protective family members that you're worthy. Like, his great niblings, then his brother, then his adopted son and also his teenage girl employee who claims she doesn't care, but actually does quite a lot.

[sixerstanley]

Y'all know that "I'm not homophobic but every time my friend flirts with another guy I get upset and i don't know why" "oh turns out I'm in love with him" reddit post? This with sea grunks

Stan and Ford never talked about sexuality stuff--they never had the TIME to. But Stan flirts around other guys on their travels and this makes ford...feel things. And he truly doesn't understand.

Stan noticing and fearing the worst, and Ford has to try to convince him that it's not a problem (it is, but not for those reasons)

[calyssmarviss]

They should have Matt Stover write a novelization of the Obi-Wan show.

[smoozie]

Scar should go back to the Secret Life world and just record himself doing regular tasks, clean-up, building, whatever, with the occasional shadow person in the background. And post it. Call it Secret Life episode 10. That shit would go so hard

[fishfacedterror]

if it hasn't been done already there should b a factorio texture mod that makes the engineer/player a techpriest and all the biters and worms become tyranids

[sirsunnydays]

he's in a ballet outfit now

[bejeweledbaby]

need taylor to do one of those tiktoks that are like “things my ex did during our relationship and i still stayed”

[khaoala]

There are many layers to this.

The official subtitles say "I've heard that P'Khaotung and P'First are close", when Fourth says P'Book. Of course, First and Khaotung are close. Have you seen them?

Khaotung is a shopaholic apparently, but we already knew that. First always says that Khaotung takes him out to shop whenever they are abroad.

Even when First isn't there, he is there somehow.

[jinmukangwrites]

What if I streamed me playing Jedi Fallen Order this weekend

[saucytango]

Psychonauts Zine

I just thought of a neat idea for a Psychonauts zine. It would be like an issue of True Psychic Tales and we could come up with a short story then translate that into a comic and have each comic page drawn by different artists.

Thoughts?

[dotterelly]

You know what, I think what I'd really like to happen next in the joint Bolas Dadza story arc is for qPhilza's lore to pop off and for him to suddenly be in really bad trouble.

Because everyone really views him as so reliable and kind of assume he'll just be there as relative safe haven for them, and he hasn't really opened up to his Bolas family about his own problems. It's really interesting how everyone tends to assume he'll be ok, like they'll come help him in an emergency but day to day they assume he's fine and strong and can cope. When in reality his pretty poor rn and has an uphill battle ahead of him to fix that. And he tells people he's poor and that he's scared his kids and others might die because he's weak but it doesn't seem to register with them fully.

I want him to suddenly be a panicking mess, then either possessed or just plain gone, and the others freak out because who the hell would go after Dadza?! And why is he so scared of them?! I want qPhilza to be seen in all his weakness and for people to rescue him and comfort him. I want the weight forcibly pulled off his shoulders for once.