#something something aging userbase

[baejax-the-great]

Pro-tip for cleaning grout-- use baking soda and then do an absolute shit job so that when your floor dries, the grout will be sparkling white not because it is clean, but because it is covered in a thin layer of not-mopped-up baking soda

[satyr-hole]

HANK! YOU CAN’T WASH YOUR DISH TOWELS WITH FABRIC SOFTENER OR THEY WON’T DRY ANYMORE HANK! HAAAAANK!!!

[italiantea]

freshly employed conversations

[shinraapologist]

i have a limited amount of time on this earth and ill be damned if i spend any of it folding a fitted sheet

[koheletgirl]

dude my in-laws are insane how do people do this

[divinefelinebast]

[holy-anxiety-batman]

I love when the product I bought to clear my drain actually clears my drain. I know this sounds sarcastic but I swear it's not. I've been having drain problems for a month and it's been making it really annoying to wash dishes so I got a drain cleaner and was putting off using it bc I was nervous about it? For some reason? But I got fed up and just used it and now my sink is draining properly and I'm absolutely thrilled about it.

[knicks-knacks]

mrs. meyer's clean day has me by the balls

[humanrebel]

Tmi vv

Im so confused???? Like I haven't felt the need to use the bathroom like at all since like 11 and all of a sudden I'm barely holding in my pee. Wtf??? I dont understand at all and now it looks like I wet myself which ig I did

Im so confused whyyyy

I didnt feel anything until like 5 mins ago

Like I'm genuinely abt to cry

[majorhd]

observe my harvest chili with cheesy hummus toast, and contemplate.

[squareofshape]

need to be rolled up in a fancy carpet like a looney tune

[theradicalace]

have hit the point in my life where i've started hanging my shirts. what's happening to me

[eienshi09]

[miami2k17]

i absolutely wouldve killed myself by now if it wasnt for caffeine and cigarettes like how awesome is it we have those. can i hear it for caffeine and cigarettes please clap

[adaptingant]

As you grow older you realize that 400g minced meat is not that much. Even less after roasting.

[mcghosts]

cherokee purple tomatoes <3<3<3