#sophie foster incorrect quotes

[spill-the-teaa]

Keefe: *accidentally revealing something dark and deep about his life*

Sophie: oh my god keefe that's really dark are you okay-

Keefe: *points behind sophie* LOOK

Sophie: *looks behind her* what?! *looks back*

Keefe: *gone*

[fitzvackertheritzcracker]

Sophie: Too many songs about love, not enough songs about swordfights

[the-great-gullon-incident]

Fintan: Ha. Sophie? Dead? Let me tell you something. That girl is literally impossible to kill.

Fintan: To prove a theory, I one time tried to just straight up shoot her.

Fintan: The bullet missed, ricocheted off a frying pan on the wall and broke open a cabinet full of bottles which I then tripped on and fell over. It hurt my pride more than anything.

[evil-mop-eating-sponge]

Dex: people who sleep without socks worry me.

Biana: peole who sleep WITh socks are not to be trusted.

Sophie: people who sleep are wierd.

Keefe: I was a sock once!

Fitz: *walking in* WHY ARE YOU GUYS IN MY CLOSET!?

[kotlcmemesforsomelaughs]

Keefe: fun fact, I once tripped Dame Aline in this very hallway Sophie: you've said that about the last three hallways we've walked down Keefe: yeah, today has been a real trip down memory lane

[sophiejacksonchase]

Mr. Forkle: SOPHIE!!!

Sophie, bolting upright from her nap: what? No. Yes. I'm awake. Where am I?

Mr. Forkle: in a meeting, where you're supposed to be awake.

Sophie: I'm sorry, I couldn't sleep last night.

Biana: you know, when you can't sleep it means that someone is thinking about you.

Sophie, tiredly: I know that you're talking about some love thing, but I have way too many enemies to joke about a person who thinks about me at night.

[kingkrakie]

it was js a silly moment guys

[crymeariveronceagain]

Keefe: This is kind of a big night for me, my first psychological trauma not caused by my mother! Sophie: Are you okay

[findmewheretheseameetsthesky]

Sophie : I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Keefe: It’s not a joke.

Keefe: *sniffles*

Keefe: I’m a legit snack

[iliveinyourceiling65]

Kotlc incorrect quotes

Keefe: If Bianca and I were drowning, who would you save? Fitz: You two can’t swim? Bianca: It’s a hypothetical question, Fitz! who would you save? Fitz: my time and effort.

Sophie: Can you please be serious for five minutes?  Keefe: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Sophie: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

Sophie: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Fitz: Several traffic violations. Biana: Three counts of resisting arrest. Keefe: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Dex: Also, that’s not our car.

Keefe: How did none of you hear what I just said?  Biana: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.  Sophie: I got distracted about halfway through.  Tam: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Biana: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

Fitz: This is such a bad idea. Keefe: Then why are you coming along? Fitz: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Sophie: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Dex: ... Your what? Sophie: My friends. Fitz: Is she saying “friends”? Keefe: I think She’s being sarcastic. Biana: No, no, no, this is delirium, She’s cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Sophie! All of your friends are in this room. Sophie: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Della: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?  Fitz: Have everyone stand.  Biana: Bring three more chairs!  Alden: The most important ones can sit down.  Alvar: Kill three

Keefe: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Sophie: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Dex: You and me!!! Sophie, tearing up: Okay.

[mysticalelf08]

Sophie: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it

Grady: Just rip the bandage off.

Sophie: It’s Keefe.

Grady: Put the bandage back on.

[spill-the-teaa]

Keefe (on imparter): Hey sophie you should come over

Sophie: can't, hiding a body

Keefe: but my dads not home

Sophie: Yeah I know

Keefe:

Sophie: I wonder why

Keefe: *hangs up*

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

Sophie: *finishes a thirty minute speech about her plan* Any questions? Everyone: *stares blankly* Sophie: Anyone? Ro: *raises hand* Sophie: …yes, ro? Ro: Are you aware you’ve been speaking ogreish for the past half hour? Sophie: Sophie: Sophie: No..

[the-great-gullon-incident]

Sophie: Dex, hack into their cameras. Dex: Oh sure, let me just load my "tap into every security camera in the lost cities" app. Dex: *taps the screen* Dex: I’m sorry if that sounded like sarcasm. It wasn’t. I am in.

[clarissaweasley-10]

Sophie : What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??

Keefe: What the hell do you do?

Sophie : I die? What kinda question...

[kotlcmemesforsomelaughs]

Sophie: Am I in trouble then? Grady: Have a guess sophie: No? Grady: Have another guess