You’re telling me a KEEPER lost these cities?!
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keefe: *says with a smile* am i depressed? yes. do i want to die? sort of. but screw that, cuz i have mallowmelt, a girlfriend, and e.l. fudges!
sophie: but you're still depre-
keefe: I HAVE MALLOWMELT, A GIRLFRIEND, AND E.L. FUDGES! *grits teeth*
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Keefe: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.
Fitz: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.
Sophie: It's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.
Marella: You guys are terrifying.
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my lovely fellow mods let me put This as the server icon for the kotlc chats server with over 3k people
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kidnapper: i have one of your children
forkle: which one i have six
kidnapper: the loud, and annoying kid who never shuts up.
forkle: which one i have six
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Im a huuuuuge fan of Keeper of the lost cities and team Foster-Keefe, and i found this fanfic: "After unlocked a SoKeefe fanfic", it's by "soccerbadger" (on wattpad) and it is sooooooooooo goood!!!!!! It's written sooo beautifully!!!! The plot twists, team Foster-Keefe moments and everything is just🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻
So yup, I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS FANFIC!!!!!!!!!!♡♡♡♡♡
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Lord Cassius: Stop being such a drama queen it's unnecessary and annoying to everyone around you I raised you better than this-
Keefe: *voice crack* You think im a queen?!?!
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Im having a vision.
Sokeefe pulling both of the vacker sibs, but like: even tho they're a team doing it, it's actually sophie pulling biana while Keefe pulls Fitz.
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i'm starting a petition.
all in favor of letting sophie foster say fuck in book 10 say aye.
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"Lord Hunkyhair lives! Say it Ro!" Ro said it along with a couple of Ogre words that weren't really nice
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pov tam's thought process on crying
tam: I REFUSE TO CRY, IT MAKES MY EYES RED
also tam: i'll cry when i go to bed, that way no one will see me, and no one will suspect my state of melancholy
tam again, but in bed: dang it, if i cry a lot then fall asleep, my eyes will end up being puffy, so i have to cry, stop crying, make sure my eyes aren't watery anymore. that'll make sure i don't have puffy eyes when i wake up
tam: *shoves face into pillow, ends up crying for a little while*
linh: hey, what's wro-
tam: nothing, i'm trying to test the shadow vapor on this pillow and testing if being intimate helps, i'm fine-
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Sophie: I am not an early bird or a night owl. I am some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
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I was in JC Penneys recently, and I saw they're selling Christmas Pj's that say things like "Raised by elves," and "Secret elf," and I can just imagine Keefe in the Forbidden Cities buying them and just unironically wearing them. 😆
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