#sorry if this doesn't make sense i slept 2 hours

[mutantthedark]

I don't know what's going on... as I want to fall asleep, I keep getting hypnic jerks and it's really annoying 🥲

[garyfiddlesticksdammit]

muaical art oc challenge

[loveforquanrui]

hii!! can i please req how zb1 would act when you sleep on the couch after an argument 💓

hi nonnie!! sorry i took a while to get to your request school was starting so my attention was on that! but here you go I hope you like it. also i didn't feel comfortable writing yujin since I wrote this in the sense of ZB1 being in romantic relationships so I did not want to include yujin.

-Jiwoong-

if that's what you want he would understand

he would be so sad though :((

he wouldn't annoy you by begging you to go back to bed

instead he stays up all night hoping you're gonna go back to him

but no you are stubborn and strong willed so you sleep on the couch

when you wake up to your surprise he is fast asleep next to you

-Hanbin-

oh hanbin :')

the moment you said you would sleep on the couch, hanbin was ALERT

he would not even let you make contact with the couch

"please let's just talk it out"

in the case that you don't want to talk to him though..

he would just hold your hand all night until you talk to him

and then he would talk through the argument and try to find a solution right away

hanbin just doesn't want you to go to sleep feeling sad or angry :(

so ofc our little hamster is going to do anything to make you feel better and to make up for the argument

-Hao-

Hao is an introvert

his first instinct is to give you space, since it's what he would want

so he would go to your shared bedroom thinking you would join him later

but when night time hit and you still weren't there he got worried

despite his begging you were adamant that you would sleep on the couch

so while you went to shower, he prepared anything you may need

blankets? check. comfy slippers? check?

but before you could even see him prepare all that for you

as quickly as he set that up, he quickly left to your shared bedroom

once you were fast asleep

hao would occasionally wake up to go check up on you

yes he understands that you're upset but that doesn't mean he's gonna stop being the amazing boyfriend he is

-Matthew-

the way this man would feel SO BAD (queue stayc)

the idea that you rather sleep on the uncomfy couch instead of the comfy bed in his arms..

yeah that was enough for him to run to you and apologize

matthew is sooo persistent

he would be apologizing all night and try to convince you to go back to bed

when you don't budge and are set on staying on the uncomfy couch

he takes matters into his own hand ;)

after an hour he has enough and flings you over his shoulder, takes you to the big bed, tucks you in and gives you a longing kiss

after doing so he is off the sleep in the couch

FORGIVE HIM PLS :(

-Taerae-

the way this man is so stubborn and petty

his pride is HIGH

he wouldn't even bat an eye when he sees you sleeping on the couch (BRO IS THAT PETTY)

he goes to bed in your shared bedroom not caring and giving you the cold shoulder

until 2 hours pass and he starts missing your warmth

that's when he gets up and looks at your sleeping figure from the hallway

he just stands there and contemplates whether he should wake you up

he does.

"i can't sleep please come back. im sorry i promise i won't do it again"

-Ricky-

this man is lucky he has such a face

at first he wouldn't tell you anything, his stare seems cold and blank when he sees you

he doesn't care, atleast on the outside

on the inside we know Ricky is literally crying

it hurts him so much seeing you rather be on the couch instead of with him

he lets you be and you fall asleep on the couch

to your surprise though when you wake up, you're met with the familiar morning light and the familiar blankets hugging your body

throughout the night, ricky watched until you fell asleep and when you he knew you were out, he carried you back to bed and slept next to you

when you turn around to see if ricky is in his usual spot, instead of your boyfriend you see a note

"im sorry please forgive me come to the kitchen"

when you get up and get to the kitchen you see multiple gifts and breakfast on the counter

a shy ricky holding the back of his neck saying "good morning"

-Gyuvin-

if you left the couch expecting to be alone, you are wrong.

the moment you leave to the couch, he is trailing behind you

gyuvin loves you too much he wouldn't let you be alone

lets alone would he let you go to sleep angry and alone

despite you not talking to him and giving him the cold shoulder

this man is cuddling up to you saying...

"i know you're upset but I love you and I don't want you feel like I don't"

you both end up making up but still sleep on the couch cuddled up together

when you wake up, gyuvin delivers breakfast in bed (the couch)

all day he is doing some sweet acts of service (THIS MAN IS SORRY FOR WHAT HE DID)

-Gunwook-

gunwook like hanbin would not let you fall asleep on the couch when you are upset

he understands what you are feeling and he wants you to know that

he insists that you guys fix the argument

when you refuse to (cause sometimes we be petty like that)

gunwookie sits on the floor next to the couch, holding your hand until you are willing to talk

when you can't take it anymore (he literally will not let go) you decide to give in and talk about the argument

you both talk and both apologize and come to an understanding

after communicating the problem you guys go to your shared bedroom holding each other

guys gunwook would be such an amazing boyfi

[rhadamanthes]

Shared Custody. Sukuna x reader x Toji

Part 2 from this work !

Word count : 3k

Warnings : established relationship,threesome, double penetration, hate sex (kinda), oral sex female receiving, creampie, overstimulation, praise, bit of fluff and bit of angst

The weight on your lap is slowly lifting and you tighten your grasp as a reflex. Opening your eyes you see Toji trying to take little megumi in his arms. You blink the sleep out of your eyes and relax your arms.

"I'm sorry, I wasn't waiting for you this early" you say standing on your feet. He scoffs, securing megumi on his hips

"I was gone for two hours, you two slept the whole time?" 

Ever since you moved in, a lot of things have happened. Your boyfriend befriending the teasing neighbour is one of them. And the more you get to know him the more it makes sense they're a lot alike in more ways than one. They often go to the gym together, and can talk for hours about cars and UFC that you don't really care about, but you're glad they do. Sukuna with his gruff nature doesn't have a lot of friends, even if he'll never admit you know that this is what they are for each other. 

When Toji learned that you worked from home he asked you if it was ok for you to keep his 6 year old son from time to time. You gladly accepted, thinking it'll bring you some company and you're already used to babysitting thanks to Yuuji : Sukuna's little brother who is the same age as Megumi. Needless to say Megumi is a spitting image of his father both physically and personality wise. He slowly warmed up to you and is now fully comfortable in your presence. As a proof Toji dropped him off earlier and just a few minutes in he climbed on your lap asking you to draw with him. Megumi ended up falling asleep and you followed him. 

Snapping out of your reverie you reach on the coffee table for the drawing Megumi did for his dad. you show it to him smiling at the fact that he drew a wolf with a scar on his lips. Toji smiles at the sight too before meeting your eyes

"You did this for me?" he asks with one of his signature smirk. You roll your eyes before pushing him to the door. He turns around thanking you for keeping megumi this afternoon before planting a kiss on your cheek and leaving. You freeze at his gesture, he's never been physical with you like you've never been with him. It makes you uncomfortable and you feel a pit in your stomach.

"Do you want me to kill him ?" you gasp putting your hands over Sukuna's mouth

"Shhhhh! he can probably hear us!" You debated the whole night to Tell Sukuna or not about the kiss incident as it made you feel like you were hiding something from him. Now that you two were in bed you decided it was the right time but he doesn't seem to take it seriously.

"Want me to kill Toji Fushiguro ?" he repeated louder this time. You hit his arm and give him a hard stare.

"I'm being serious, I'm telling you this because it makes me feel weird."  He covers your hand with his own petting you lightly.

"I understand, maybe it's just his way to thank you you've been helping him out a lot this days with the brat" you raise your eyebrows at his answer

"You're taking this very chill, if it was Satoru you'd be fuming"

"Because i think that this idiot is not really gay"

"Oh please he is engaged to Suguru and we're literally invited to the wedding" you scoff

"All i'm saying is until one of them get pregnant i'll not believe it" You chuckle at his words

"So we're good i just wanted to tell you to avoid an awkward situation" you say caressing his hair.

"All good baby, go to sleep," he adds, kissing your lips. As always he holds you close to his chest, hands on your tits before he drifts to sleep. You can't shake the weird feeling you have about his reaction. 

A few days pass. Toji seems to have noticed your attitude change and he's been teasing you even more, sending wink your way anytime he gets a chance. He is infuriating you; he knows you're trying to set boundaries and he's just laughing at your face. You think about this while laying flat on your bed, eyes closed. A long sigh escapes your mouth, tonight is the weekend and you want to do something with Sukuna, he should be coming home anytime now. You hear the front door opening  but you don't move, eyes still closed, a soft smile playing on your lips, the mattress dip next to you, rubbing his back softly as you tell him your plans.

"Baby~ I was thinking tomorrow  we could go to the funfair and then the movies after what do you think?"

"I think you should ask your boyfriend when he gets home" Your eyes snap open and you straighten your back. Toji is seating on your bed looking at you like he owns the place, you can even process what's happening you're just staring at him dumbfounded

"What the fuck are you doing here?!" you snap "What the hell is wrong with you? Get out of here!" you yell pushing his back trying to get him off the bed. He doesn't even budge, you were about to drag him by his hair when Sukuna's voice echoes in the room

"Hey, what's happening here ?" he asks in his nonchalant voice. You instantly walk to him grabbing his shirt in your fist.

"What in god's name is your problem" you say on the verge of a breakdown

"Calm down" he says attempting to unclench your fists. Losing all of your patience you grab his jaw digging your nails in his skin in the process.

"One thing you are not going to do is tell me to calm down when you know damn well it's your fault you think i'm stupid ? you think i don't know what's happening?"

The thing is Sukuna has always been vocal about his needs and fantasies. He's been telling you for a long time now that he would like to have a threeesome not with a  woman  like most men want but with another man, because he likes to see you struggle. The weird gut feeling you had the night you confessed to him slowly came to this conclusion: he doesn't mind because he wants this to happen with Toji. He is a handsome man, that's for sure but the fact that Sukuna is going behind your back makes you want to pull the hair out of your scalp.

A long sigh escapes his lips. You feel his hands on each of your cheeks. He crouches down so your eyes are on the same level as his, but you keep your gaze on the ground not wanting to give him this satisfaction.

"Baby, I didn't tell you anything because I know that you would catch up on it" he says in a sweet voice. You scoff in  disbelief meeting his gaze

"So you and your friend had fun toying with me all week long ? Well I'll leave you to it, go on and explore each other's bodies" you spat rushing past him. Before you can reach the doorknob his arms are wrapped around your waist, your back flush against his chest. You try to wiggle out of his grasp but there's no use. His head is right on top of yours

"Now now it's not a way to behave when we have a guest" he coos, you feel him move back until he sits on the bed, you on his lap. 

"I have a feeling the funfair won't happen tomorrow" you hear Toji say from his side of the bed. You don't even look his way at the remark. He probably just wants to rile you up more, but your whole body is buzzing you want to slap him so badly. Sukuna pet you thigh, proud that you don't let your anger control you.

"Good girl" he murmurs, kissing the back of your head. You tense at his gesture still not at peace with his whole plan

"You look like a puppy on his master lap you know" Toji taunts You dig your nails in Sukuna's arms about to lose your patience

"Toji have some respect for my girlfriend will you ? Or else we can have fun without you." Your body relaxes a bit at his words; he's not willing to let any transgression for the sake of his fantasy.

"I would like to apologize but pup is not even looking me in the eyes". you huff through your nose in anger.

Sukuna moves your body sideways so you're facing Toji . You're only taking a good look at him now he's wearing a black compression shirt with a loose sweatpant and his signature flip flop.  You roll your eyes at his ease, a smirk crosses his lips at your reaction. He's holding his hand in front of yours.

"That's your apology?" you ask incredulously.He withdraws his hands rolling his eyes.

Sukuna has the feeling of watching two children argue and he is getting impatient

"Toji why don't you show her how sorry you are instead of using your words" he raises his voice. He then gets you off his lap.

You turn to him searching for an answer in his eyes but he's ignoring you, taking off his jacket with a smile on his lips. Toji is kneeling in front of you, parting your thighs. Even though he's infuriating, you have to admit that seeing him on his knees for you makes you feel hot inside. He bites at your skin until he reaches your underwear, closing his eyes he takes a long sniff. What a damn pervert you think.He starts licking at your covered clit, emerald eyes never leaving yours. You're starting to get flustered, heat rushing to your cheek. Sukuna places himself behind you and you lean on his torso in an attempt to cool off a bit. His hands snake under your shirt to grab your tits, his indexes are teasing your naked nipples.The contrast of Toji hot tongue on your fold and the coldness of Sukuna fingertips makes you quiver. Your underwear has been long discarded, Toji is eating your pussy like a starved man, alternating between swirling his tongue around your clit and slobbering on it, leaving your arousal all over his lower face not even caring to look you in the eyes anymore, his grunts and the obscene sound of your wetness meeting his skin fills the room. At this pace you're going to unravel at any given moment. you grab a lock of his hair to get his attention

"Toji i'm going to cum" you manage to croak, and you hate how weak your voice sounds like you were not  fighting him just five minutes ago. He groans in response, picking up his pace.

Sukuna grabs you jaw turning your face to his, you reach for a kiss desperate to feel more of him. His hand slides down to your throat keeping you in place while the other is still toying with your sensitive tits. Soon enough you lose yourself in pleasure cumming all over Toji's face. Sukuna absorbs your moans pressing his lips deeper on your own. Out of breath you break the kiss. Toji stands up and you notice the obvious tent in his pants. He makes a quickwork of his sweatpant standing in his underwear in front of you. Looking down on you, his face still glistening with your arousal, you want to satisfy him back. Before you can reach for his underwear he plops on the bed, hands behind his head looking at you with a big smile. He takes joy in your frustration

"Don't be so eager i want the real deal you can suck me off later " he coos spreading his legs wide.

"Do you ever just shut up" you groan annoyed with his antics once again.

"Why don't you make me?" he says, fluffing the pillow behind his head, making himself comfortable once again.

Filled with confidence you straddle him ducking his face into the pillow, he chuckles at your roughness but you quickly stuff his mouth with your index and middle finger. He groans, closing his teeth around your flesh sucking your fingertips in his wet mouth.

"Careful now don't break him" you hear Sukuna behind your back. He places a kiss on your naked shoulder before he slides both Toji's and his underwear down. 

They're fully hard, your mouth salivating at the thought of them filing you at the same time. You retrieve your finger from Toji's mouth, kissing him hungrily. The kiss has nothing to do with the one you share with your boyfriend. This is a battle for dominance. He bites at your lips, licks your teeth and pulls you impossibly closer as he digs his hands on your sides. From behind Sukuna can't help but laugh at the sight, you were never an angry person and seeing you taking it out on Toji like that amuses him. He takes his length along with Toji's stroking them a few times before he prodds them at your entrance. You gasp at the unfamiliar size, clenching Toji's shoulders. Looking back at Sukuna you whimper a little.

"Relax baby" he says tapping your ass.You lay your head flat on Toji's chest trying to unwind. The stretch is nothing you ever felt before, you bite on his pec as they slide more and more of themselves inside, until they're fully stretching you out

"Oh my god, fuck" you blurt at your fullness. You slowly straighten your back scare to make any sudden move.

"Go on doll, go at your own pace" Toji says he's out of breath like he just ran a marathon. Fuck you want to see him crumble.

Using his body as an anchor you start to move your hips slowly the three of you groan in unison at the new feeling. the more you move the more you start to feel pleasure flooding your body it's like electricity in your fingertips. Sukuna locks his beefy arms around your middle part, thrusting slowly inside you. His breath is erratic and you wonder what it feels like for him to be both inside of you and flushed against Toji's member. 

" Shit you're wetting my balls," Toji says, his voice faltering. Both of them sound so spent at the moment, it makes you gain a confidence you never knew you could have. Your moans fill the room as they're both hitting your g-spot.

"It feels so good " you gasp biting Sukuna's cheek. Toji grips your hips to thrust up inside of you and it drives you mad. You don't have time to feel empty as their cock bullies your soft spot one after the other.

Sukuna pins you against Toji's chest, bending one of your arms against your back. With your free limb you claw at his skin

"You're so big" you cry against his chest, tears filling your eyes as the pleasure escalates quickly. You feel his large hand grab your jaw before he melts on your lips.

The kiss is not as hungry as before, it's messy and leaves drool on your chin. "Fuck me" He groan against your lips and you know he's close. You grind your hips as best as you can, maintaining eye contact. Soon his pretty jade orbs roll on the back of his head filling your womb with his seeds. You chuckle a bit leaning your back against Sukuna's body now that you're satisfied with his release. Sukuna sticks his head against yours looking at your victim

"Look at what you did baby, you're proud ? " he asks in his deep voice. You nod your head, a mischievous smile playing on your lips as you intended to make him endure the same fate. Toji's face contorts in both pleasure and pain as his sensitive tip is still inside of you. Reducing him to a moaning mess after he's been teasing you so long makes you proud. Continuing his ministrations Sukuna brings you closer to the edge until you feel your whole body spasm with bliss while he fills you up. You collapse on Toji's chest not feeling strong enough to stand another second. Sukuna is hovering you, you can tell by the heat you feel in your back. He pulls out slowly of your cunt  grunting at the sight of his and Toji's spunk leaking out of your hole. You feel so sinful thinking about it.   

Lifting your body from Toji's he places you on the bed right next to him. He then leans on you as he peppers kisses all over your face and neck.

"I'm sorry if I let you get worked up all week hmm?" he coos placing another kiss on your face. Still hazy from your high you just nod , caressing his hair.

"But you did so good for us today, pretty girl, I'm so proud" he says, hiding his face in your neck and chewing on it. You giggle at the tickling sensation spreading in your skin.

From his side of the bed Toji feels a pit form in his stomach being the spectator of such an intimate scene reminds him that he has no one to go home to. Sure there is megumi, and the little guy had helped to keep him on track without even knowing it but Sharing your life with someone else is different. Getting up from the bed he hurriedly put his clothes back on, desiring to go back to his apartment as fast as he could. Your soft voice stops him in his tracks. turning around he sees your hand extended to him,your tired eyes urging him closer. He closes the gap between the two of you, taking your hand in his.

"Tomorrow let's meet for ice cream.  You will buy me plan B after hmm ?" you say squeezing his hands. He chuckles at your request but agrees nevertheless. He places a soft kiss on the back of your hand before taking his leave, a warm feeling spreading in his chest. 

[rubber-ducky143]

𝔼𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕊𝕖𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕞𝕚𝕟

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A/N: Again, sorry for not posting yesterday!! I was yapping to my gf on a 3+ hour call and then a few hours after, I went to Rutland! I had fun though and omw home, I thought of this and since it’s Easter, it only makes sense to post it today instead of postponing it to next week! Plus, I have a lot energy (I got a Monster this morning) so I feel like writing :3

Word count: 1586

Pairing: Kim Seungmin x gn! Reader (they paint their nails if that means anything!!)

Warnings: Fluff, “Easter Bunny”, light swearing, lmk if I missed anything :3

You woke up, any ordinary day. You were sleepy and honestly just wanted to get back to sleep but when the thought crossed your mind that your cousins and parents along with your aunt were coming over for Easter, you immediately wanted to get up and get ready for the day. 

You tried to get up but Seungmin wouldn’t let you. For someone who doesn't like physical touch, he was oddly clingy. Especially today. 

“Seungmin, I gotta get up and get the baskets, breakfast and the egg hunt ready,, I only have like an hour.. And on top of all that, I have to get myself ready..” “Why do you only have an hour..? Aren’t they coming over around 10..?”

You sigh and roll your eyes.

“Yeah but it’s 8:52, almost 9..”

“Really..?”

‘Yeah. Really.”

Seungmin sighs and rolls over, still as tired as ever. He gets up, nonetheless. 

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You both get out of bed after 8 or 9 minutes of stretching, almost falling asleep, and cuddling.

“Do you want my sweatshirt?”

You hear Seungmin ask. He was still sitting on your shared bed while you were in the bathroom, trying to fix your hair.

“The 1987 one?” “Yeah, what else?” “I’d say yes if you hadn’t slept in it.” “You sleep in the same clothes and wear them all the time! What’s wrong with wearing clothes I’ve slept in?” “It’s sweaty.” “You wear this sweatshirt even if I’m sweating after practice. What’s the difference between sweating during practice and sweating while unconscious?”

You sigh and roll your eyes once more. You didn’t really understand the difference yourself. You could’ve just said you didn’t want to wear it but he would’ve asked why because that sweatshirt of his was your favorite on him and to “borrow”.

You don’t end up wearing the gray 1987 sweatshirt. You end up wearing your own clothes. A Harley Quinn shirt with some distressed jeans/shorts/skirt. You didn’t bother putting socks on. 1, you were in your own house and weren’t going anywhere and 2, you didn’t paint your toenails just to hide them. Not that anyone would look at your feet anyway. If they did, I suggest being slightly concerned unless you like it. No judgment :)

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Once you and Seungmin are both done getting ready, you make your way to the kitchen.

“Hey, Seung? Can you help me set up?”

“I was planning to anyway. We only have about an hour, right?” You nod and kiss Seungmin on the cheek before walking to the kitchen and gathering the bags of the eggs, candy, stuffies, baskets and other easter things.

“What can I do to help?”

Seungmin asks, standing patiently (somehow) in the doorway of the living room. “Can you put the eggs around? They should be all filled already.. If not,” You place a green-basket looking bowl on the table. It has candy of all kinds. Chocolate eggs, Reese's eggs, Marshmallow bunnies, Peeps, and much more.

Seungmin nods as a grin spreads across his plush lips. He was hoping you’d ask him to do that. He just wished you wouldn’t know what he was planning.

“No putting them in unreachable places, Kim Seungmin.” “Yeah, yeah. No promises.” Seungmin takes the box of eggs and starts placing them around the house. Most of them are in reachable places. Most of them. 

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While Seungmin is placing the eggs for your little cousins, you set up their baskets. Each one with similar items. A blue basket with a blue bunny plush. This was for your youngest cousin, Myla. Even though she was barely 3, you knew she still loved bunnies. The next basket was themed yellow. It had extra peeps in it because you knew your second youngest cousin, Cosmo. Cosmo was 5, almost 6 and loved peeps with his whole little heart. He was always so happy when he found them in the store. And for your last, oldest cousin. (Oldest but still years younger than you). Constance. Her basket was purple themed. When she told you she wanted a purple themed basket from the Easter Bunny, you immediately noted that. Constance was 11. Her favorite color was purple and she liked playing Animal Crossing. Also noting that she loves Animal Crossing, you got her a plush of her favorite character, Blaire.

After you finished setting up the baskets and Seungmin was (almost) done with setting the eggs up, you called your mom to see if they were on their way.

“Hello?”

You hear through the speaker of your phone.

“Hey, mama, are you about to leave?”

“Yes, why?”

“Just wondering, do you want me to make some food? Besides lunch, of course. Snacks or drinks?”

Your mom thinks for a moment with a “hmm” sound coming from the other side of the line. You hear her ask your dad, aunt, and cousins if they wanted anything. You almost immediately hear a scream for Shirley Temples and Lay’s Salt and Vinegar chips. You laugh and make note of those 2 things.

“Anything else?” You ask. You felt like you were asking if someone at Subway wanted anything else with their order. 

You hear your mom chuckle before responding.

“Fruits, preferably Mangos, Peaches and Strawberries. You can add other things to your liking, I just know everyone here will love those 3 things.”

“Alright. Thanks mama. I’mma go now, bye.” “Bye kiddo, we’ll see you in about 30, 40 minutes.”

You hum and hang up.

“What do they want?”

Seungmin asks from behind you. It scared you but you turn around, nonetheless.

“Fruits, Lay’s and Shirly Temples.”

“Oh, okay. We do have Sprites, Ginger Ales and that Grenadine stuff. I don’t know about fruits though. Do they want specific fruits or?”

“They want Mangos, Peaches and Strawberries. I know we have mangos and strawberries but I don’t think we have peaches. I’d also like some Watermelon and Pineapple..”

Seungmin nods and walks to the door.

“Where are you going?”

You ask, slightly surprised.

“Going to get fruits. Do we need anything else? Anything for lunch? Any drink preferences?”

“Uhm.. We could use some more coffee powder. Some milk too. I think that’s it.”

You get up and check the fridge along with your pantry to confirm your request.

“Yeah, that’s it.”

Seungmin nods and kisses you goodbye before heading out to the grocery store.

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While Seungmin is shopping for your list of groceries, you make some coffee with the last of the espresso mix you have. Luckily, it was just barely enough to make 1 last serving. 

You enjoy your coffee while leaning against the counter. 

After about 20 minutes, Seungmin comes back along with your family arriving. 

When you see them enter the door, you’re quick to grab the groceries from Seungmin and place them on the kitchen island, peck Seungmin on the lips, and then hug all three of your cousins at once.

Once you get your cousins occupied with their baskets, you chat with your mom, dad and aunt, Seungmin prepping 4 Shirley Temples (3 for each of your cousins, 1 for you) and the snacks.

After chatting for almost an hour and your cousins complaining they’re bored and hungry, you prepare lunch while Seungmin entertains your cousins with whatever he finds funny. 

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Once everyone is full with food, drinks and candy, you ask your cousins if they want to start the egg hunt. They all exclaim a loud yes and run over to Seungmin who was holding color-coded baskets for each of them. Purple, Blue and Yellow, just like the ones their things came in.

You, Seungmin, your mom, dad, and aunt all enjoy watching your 3 little cousins run around to gather as many eggs as they can. Some, Seungmin or your dad had to get for them because someone decided to put them in unreachable areas even though you specifically remember telling that someone not to.

You all share laughs and make new memories with each other. As much as they wish they could stay, your cousins hug you and Seungmin goodbye before you hug your parents and your aunt.

You make sure your cousins have everything and finally wave to them as they all walk out of the front door to go back home.

Once everyone leaves, you and Seungmin (half-ass) clean the house and end up cuddling each other on the couch, enjoying the silence after hours of 3 little kids running around and screaming.

“You’re cousins are little shits, you know that right?”

Seungmin teases.

You nod your head and laugh. You knew that. They were annoying to deal with but you love them anyway. You know Seungmin does too. He just refuses to show it.

“Happy Easter, Seung..”

You say quietly. Almost falling asleep even though it was around 5pm (17:00).

“Happy Easter, Y/N..”

[mrs-monaghan]

How's v name dropping jk any different than jk name dropping jimin? If I look at it from a non shipping pov.

I believe this to be a very fair question.

You asked me not to talk like a shipper so I will try not to bring up the fact that Jimin is his boyfriend so JK can talk about him as much as he wants 😳

Okay anon. When JK goes live, it's clearly with purpose. His lives are what, a minimum of 1 hour? He comes in, talks about himself a bit. Flirts with Army, laughs, answers a few questions then ends up singing at some point. When he mentions Jimin it's again, with purpose. He's talking about his music, he's reacting to his songs or his shows. He's not saying "Jimin" just for the sake of it. He actually has a reason for doing so. It's with context. And alot of it.

JK is not name dropping Jimin. He's talking about Jimin.

And most importantly he does other things too. I think that's the major difference here. Oh and he talks about other members too!

When we come to V, this man did a 2 minute live. He came live for 2 minutes! I mean, it's basically the norm now. We expect it atp. But 2 minutes? I guess to each their own but damn. I don't recall what the last live was about but 2 minutes is not even enough to tell us what he had for breakfast and if or not he slept okay.

When V comes online his fans are expecting to spend time with him, get updates on him, what he's been up to. U know? I remember V once came live, talked about how he was with JK unprompted, and then dipped. He didn't even care to clarify it was during an online game, thus leaving tkkrs causing a ruckus over JK being at V's. Which there is nothing wrong with JK being at V's, but I have an issue with V always telling Taekook stories halfway. He never gives the whole picture. It's a bad habit. And I know he knows that because he doesn't do it when JK is around.

That's suspicious.

And then anon, V doesn't mention other members. V doesn't do anything else. So yeah, V, name drops JK. He does. He doesn't talk about JK. He name drops. His lives as short as they may be, he still manages to say the word "Jungkookah." And its gonna be a single sentence. Almost like as long as the name has been said, there doesn't need to be more. U get?

I am personally immune to his behaviour, but I see why it looks shady to others. He has 5 other members he could talk about. Yet he doesn't. Not even to mention their name, once. Jin is a video game geek. Do u really want to tell me he doesn't play online games with V? V hangs out with Jimin and Jhope too so JK is clearly not the only one he's seeing but why is he the only one he mentions? 🤔

I won't pretend to know his reasons. I won't even speculate because I don't care. But I can admit it's... strange. It's just strange, anon. Maybe if it had purpose, it would make sense. But as it stands, it doesn't. It just doesn't. I'm sorry.

[back2bluesidex]

Cruel summer for jimin 😭

Cruel Summer - PJM

Pairing: Jimin X Reader

Theme: Little angst, Fluff, Drunk confessions, F2L au

Song: Cruel Summer

Word count: 1082

Warnings: mention of drinking, mutual pining, drunk confession, reader is so in love.

A/N: This song is literally one of my favorites! And Jimin is the most suitable member to portray. Thanks for the request anon! Hope you like it. This is not proofread so forgive any mistakes.

Everything is too much for Jimin right now. Especially because it's 4 am in the morning, he hasn't slept all night (he only came back 2 hours ago), and now somebody is being way too aggressive with his doorbell.

He somehow opens his eyes and grips his phone to make sense of the time. He was right, it's eight past 4 in the morning. There's no way he would have a visitor during this hour. But it could be a neighborhood emergency? Maybe a fire broke out? Or a robber entered the apartment complex? Either way it's better to open the damn door. So, he gets up.

His heart does a flip as he spots that similar white dress from the party through his peep hole. But then his mind goes numb. What the fuck are you doing here? At 4 am? Is this even you or is he daydreaming about you yet again?

He finally opens the door after a moment of brooding to himself, and you almost fall on his body.

"Jimin" you smile, words slurred.

He holds you tightly in his arms, somewhat steadies you and then opens his own mouth, "Y/N? What are you doing here? At this hour?"

"I- I had to see you, Jimin." You reply, your breath stinks of alcohol but that doesn't bother him a bit.

"How did you enter the complex? The security is tight here?" He questions.

"I snuck through the garden door, baby." You reply as if that's no big deal.

The nickname brings a flush of red on Jimin's cheeks. But he's fast to push his racing heart down, his concern should be the reason you're here at the dead of the night.

He pulls your body towards the living room and settles you down on the couch.

"Sit here. Let me bring you some water." You nod at his words innocently, which makes him chuckle at your cuteness.

"So tell me what brings you here, Y/N?" Jimin questions you, tugging some loose strands of your hair behind your ears.

You complete chugging down the water and then speak up, "What's going on between you and Soo-hui, if that's her name, that blonde?"

"What? Excuse me?" Jimin visibly tenses.

"You were busy taking care of her the entire night. You didn't even look at me. That h-hurt." Your eyes glisten.

Jimin's heart starts racing again, is it what he thinks it is?

"She's my cousin Y/N and she's a lightweight, so I had to take care of her." Jimin reasons softly.

"What- she's your cousin? Are you tell-telling me the truth?" You're giving him one of those puppy eyes and he can't resist those.

"Why would I lie to you? Hmm? But tell me why did it hurt you? Seeing me with her?" Jimin scoots closer to your body, so much so that he feels warmth radiating from you.

"As if you don't know? As-as if you don't understand that I-" you pause, your body tenses.

"That you?" Jimin presses.

"I love you, Park Jimin! I fucking love you!!" You scream at his face.

Jimin's face takes up a devilish grin, as he tries to tease you more, "Oh you do? Are you sure it's not the alcohol?"

"Alcohol? It's fucking Alcohol? Yes! I kept on drinking, and didn't wanna come back home from the bar. Jungkook and Sol-bin had to peel me off from the bar stool to get me in the car because you, you didn't pay me attention during the entire night!! And you say it's Alcohol? I cried like a baby sitting at the back of the car, Jimin!" A lone tear rolls down your cheek.

Jimin quickly wipes that with his thumb. "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Y/N. I didn't know."

"Why didn't you know, Jimin?" You sniff. "You are a bad boy and I know I have to pay the price but… but… why don't you understand I'm always waiting for your texts, I'm always looking forward to seeing you waiting below my apartment to pick me up for a random long drive. Why can't you see the way I admire you even when the vending machine lights illuminate your beautiful face? How much obvious do I have to be for you to understand that I'm in love with you?"

Jimin is awestruck. He knew you liked him but he was just testing your limits since you're one of the most stubborn persons he has ever encountered. He wanted to see if he was another of your shiny toys or you actually felt something for him. Taking care of Soo-hui and paying you no attention was one of his plans but he didn't expect you to break down like this. He didn't expect you to confess that you fell for him.

"Y/N, I-" he tries to say something but nothing comes out.

"I know the reputation I have doesn't suggest that I can be in love with someone so pathetically. But Jimin, it's new. The feeling that I have got, it's new. I can't quite explain… you, you are different from others. You.. you… I don't fucking know!" You growl.

Jimin understands your frustration. Not being able to put your feelings into words is frustrating indeed.

"All I know it's that I'm ready to try. I'm ready to dive into the unknown with you. If it's a breakable heaven, then let's make no rules. Let's just go with the flow. I- I probably don't make any sense right now. But it's been a cruel summer with you. Cruel enough for me to want you to know what I feel for you, how much I feel for you, wondering if you feel the same or not. I just- I can't take it anymore."

Jimin holds both of your hands on his. He brings those to his lips and kisses both of the back of your hands, "I never imagined for it all to happen like this but I am happy. I waited for you to finally come out of your shell and tell me what you feel, Y/N, because I feel just the same if not more. I love you too. I always have. And it's been a cruel summer for me too. Now let's make it better together, okay?"

You smile through tears, leaning down to reach Jimin's chest. He holds you close making up for all the times he made you pine after him when he clearly loved you back just as much.

[jerzwriter]

Know it All

Thank you to @mydemonsdrivealimo for this ask. By now we know that me and 100-words can't go in the same sentence, but it's still short for me :)

Book: Open Heart (Book 2 timeline) Characters: Bryce Lahela, Casey MacTavish (F!MC) Rating: Teen Words: 921 Summary: Casey needs the scoop on someone, and she knows exactly who to go to. A/N: Participating in @choicesseptemberchallenge2023 Day 25, Secret

Being a resident was tough. The hours were grueling, and making a mistake didn’t merely get you into trouble or cost you a promotion; it was the definition of life or death. The stress could be overwhelming, but luckily, Casey heeded Dr. Delarosa's advice and built strong friendships with her fellow residents. It made perfect sense; seeing people outside of work was almost impossible. She was learning that the hard way since she met an intriguing doctor from Mass Kenmore a few weeks before. An intriguing doctor whose schedule never matched up with hers. 

Fortunately, Bryce's schedule did, and she was meeting him in the cafeteria for lunch. While her stomach was grumbling, if she had to choose between nourishment or feeding her curiosity, the latter would win today. She needed the lowdown, and who better to go to than her best buddy, Bryce.

"Boo!" Bryce smiled as he attempted to frighten her from behind.

"Nice try, Lahela."

Bryce tossed a protein bar her way and watched Casey’s face fall.

"Is this what you meant when you said you were treating me to lunch today?"

"Nope," he said, biting into his bar. "But have you seen the line for the registers? We can either have these delightfully chalky fake chocolate bars and conversation, or we can spend our entire break on that line and not talk at all."

"You know, this doesn't taste so bad," she smiled.   

"That’s the right answer!” Bryce grinned. “Given the choice of a quality meal or my company, I believe my company is always the way to go.”

“Well, it works today,” she said with a roll of her eyes. “Because I need to use you.”

“Casey,” he sighed dramatically. “I understand the longing, I do... but you know damn well we decided not to let our relationship go there.”

She shook her head without expression. “You know, you are such an ass! I’m not interested in ‘going there’ with you... but there is someone else that I might be....”

Bryce eagerly leaned over the table, his attention piqued. “Who? Who is it? Do I know them? Is it the hot new nurse in the ICU? Because I have it on good counsel that she has the hots for you.”

“Really? Well, that might be a good backup plan,” Casey giggled. “But that’s not who I’m talking about.”

She turned around to survey the room. Once confident no one was in earshot, she leaned in and lowered her voice to a whisper.

“What do you know about Tobias Carrick from Kenmore.”

Bryce leaned back in his chair, a look bordering on disappointment registered on his face. “Carrick?” he said, a bit too loud as Casey shushed him.

“Yes, what do you know about him.”

“All right, first, thank you for recognizing that my knowledge base extends to all hospitals in this city, not just Edenbrook.”

“Can we stick to the point?”

“Sorry,” he grinned. “I guess my question is... how do you intend to utilize him? Because if you’re looking for a couple of memorable nights that you’ll be bragging about into your nursing home years, Carrick’s your man. But if you’re looking for more than that, and you usually end up wanting more than that... well, in that case, I’d be happy to introduce you to Amira in ICU.”   

He could tell at once that wasn’t the answer she wanted to hear.

“Is he that bad?” She asked. “I mean, I’ve heard he’s not exactly Mr. Commitment...”

“Understatement of the millennium,” Bryce interrupted.

“... BUT... Oh, Bryce, the man is super hot, and I really like him. He’s been nothing but attentive and sweet to me since we met.”

“Have you slept with him yet?”

“No....”

Bryce raised his hands in triumph. “I rest my case. Look, anyone who's not a straight man will tell you he is hot, and if you want to have fun, have fun. But I watched you go through entirely too much after the shit with he-who-we-will-not-name-while-at-work went down... and I don’t want to see you hurt like that again.”

They both looked at Casey’s phone as it vibrated on the table and now it was Bryce's turn to roll his eyes. Once he saw the stupid grin on his friend’s face, he knew two things:  the text was from Carrick, and Casey was already in much deeper than she was willing to admit.

“That him?” he asked for effect.

Casey pocketed her phone with a smirk. “Shut up.”

“Look,” he replied sincerely. “I haven’t heard that he’s a bad guy, just that he’s only interested in one thing. But a few of my buddies from the volleyball team know him well. I can weasel some information out of them if you like.”

“I’d appreciate that.”

“Oh!” he clapped his hands in excitement. “Better yet! I know his housekeeper's daughter! Jackpot! Who better to get dirt from,” he winked. “I’ll put in a call today.”

“How the hell do you know his housekeeper’s daughter?”

“She’s my florist.”

Casey closed her eyes and rubbed her temples.

“And how do you know that your florist’s mother is Tobias’s housekeeper?”

“Casey,” he smiled smugly. “I know everything.”

His pager went off, and he jumped up from his chair.

“That’s Tanaka. Look, I’ve gotta run, but I’ll have a dossier about the guy ready for you by the end of tomorrow.”

“If surgery doesn’t work out for you, you might have a future in espionage.”

“The Hawaaiin James Bond,” he grinned. “I like it.”

@choicesficwriterscreations @openheartfanfics

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[proustianlesbian]

i feel so normal about the fact that it's canon/implied that nina spent a night in lotte's home after sharing a moment together under the moonlight.. two dykes for real..

because for me there's no way they left the party right before the sunrise, it doesn't make sense to me, especially since they had to leave earlier than they intented to because of nina decking the guy who harassed lotte (girlfriendism 🥺). i don't think either nina or lotte would stay AT LEAST six hours (from midnight to 6am let's say but i assume this party started not too late in the evening so there would be a few hours more between its start and sunrise) to a party, it doesn't seem like their characters and it was clearly not a long party for them.

it's literally :

1. they hug beneath the night sky in the street.

2. there is an ellipsis in time. we don't see what happens between this moment and the sunrise.

3. in the morning, they are still together but lotte accompanies nina to the bus station so she can go to work or to the place she lives in munich.

they slept together, i just know it.

also something worthy to be noted !! nina says she spent a great evening/night. alright i guess that, before this guy came to annoy lotte and you two had to leave after you beat him up, the party was nice but after that ? what happened after that, was it great too 🤨🧡🤍💗 ? like after lotte stopped being sad, what did you do together ? there's a gap of several hours, i need to know nina.

(sorry for the french version i took pictures of my own book. the cases say : "bad things don't last forever..." ; "you understand ?" ; "- so you promise me that you will call me ?! - promised ! - i spent a very good evening.")

edit 30/08/2023 17h54 : as we can see in the first and last pictures, the streetlights are very different which means they are clearly in two different parts of the city ☝️, observation worthy to be noted i think.

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

(long as heck ask, so so so sorry about this)

Right, Ima be honest. I'm so very close to compling all the questions of the SK AU that you have answered, into like a google doc or something of the sort. I have severe brainrot for this AU (if it's not obvious already). Could you tell me if that's alright? I wouldn't mind letting the doc be available for all to view. I am curious to see if any of the questions you have answered verrrry early on, has to be revoked because it doesn't fit anymore.

Additionally, I have a whole sheet of paper with scribbled questions for the SK AU on...about 10 more give or take. Do you want to answer them all at one go or 2-3 questions per ask. And also, would it be better if I kept all the questions, where the answer has potential torture, to an ask. So that the tags are more...accessible in a way?

Like I seperate out the wholesome stuff away from the torture/abuse. So you won't have an ask that has both the tags 'cw: torture' and 'Sun loves cats'. Allowing those that have blacklisted 'cw:torture' to enjoy (thisdoesntseemliketherightword) your wholesome answers

If this barely makes sense to you, I blame it on the fact that its 5am and I have not slept in 12 hours-ish. And no, I'm not sleeping any time soon

1 more question, what is ':3c'. I have no idea what it means-

Have a good day!

Sure I don't mind >w<

and ask away, however many you think at once is good. And ye, could be best to keep the wholesome one together and separate from the more darker topics that may require TWs

and :3c is me being a lil mischievous with things

:3c

[angelsvoice1love]

White

You stretched lightly, as you opened your eyes to see Cho still asleep as he faced you. Smiling you brought your hand towards his face, lightly tracing his lips with your thumb.

Cho: Mmm. You heard, as Cho started shifting.

Y/n: Oh...sorry I didn't mean to wake you.

Cho: I dont care. He said, as he pulled you closer to his chest closing his eyes.

You just smiled, as you allowed your fingers to trace over his chest. Cho, was still sleeping or pretending to be which caused you to get an idea. Moving slightly, you leaned up and kissed his neck slightly sucking on it.

Cho groaned as you did this action, your right hand moving to run it through his hair.

Cho: No...no...no. Cho said, as he pushed from his body and sat up. Really y/n? He asked, as he looked over at you.

Y/n: What? I'm not doing anything wrong. You replied, sitting up as you snuggled into his side starting to kiss his shoulder and down his back.

Cho: Ah...n...no, no. Cho got up from the bed picking up his shirt, as he left the room.

Frowning, you grabbed Cho's shirt from the night before placing it on and buttoning the shirt as you followed suit.

Y/n: Kimball, mind explaining to me what's going on?

Cho: No.

Y/n: Cho...please, if somethings wrong I need you to tell me.

Cho: I dont know.

Y/n: How can't you know? It doesn't make sense. I need you to make me understand what's going on so I can help you.

Cho: I...I'm scared.

Y/n: Scared? You...Kimball Cho is scared? Of what?

Cho: Loosing you.

Y/n: What?

Cho: I know we are getting married soon, but memories of what happened to you being kidnapped ran through my head. You in hospital, beaten, bruised...all because of me. All because that man wanted to get to me.

Y/n: Kim-

Cho: What if it happens again when we're married, and have kids? I can't-

Y/n: Kimball. You said, as you held his face in your hands. Everything is going to be okay...i promise. We've got this, we can get through anything. You whispered, as you hugged him.

Cho: I know. He replied simply, as he leaned into your embrace.

Y/n: So...kids huh? You smiled, as you pulled back slightly.

Cho: Yes. Too fast?

Y/n: No. I'm quite relieved you know what you want, and saying you want to have kids with me makes me even happier. But...

Cho: But what?

Y/n: We do have another problem.

Cho: What?

Y/n: You need to come back to bed, and not push me away if I want to make love.

Cho: Y/n-

Y/n: Awe...please I really want you right now. Expecially when moonlight is shining on you like this, and the way you look right now isn't helping. Now, are you coming with me? You questioned, holding out your hand.

Cho: Y/n, I have to get up in 2 hours...cant we just go to sleep?

Y/n: We could, but I prefer if we slept after having some fun. You whispered in his ear, as you kissed his ear then moving to his jaw.

Without another thought, Cho picked you up and walked over to the bedroom. He placed you down on the bed, removing his shirt as he leaned down to kiss you. While you both were kissing, he started to unbutton the shirt. Pulling you up, he pulled down the shirt and disgarded it to the floor.

Time skip one week

Jane: You need to breath y/n, everything is going to be great. Patrick said, standing next to you.

Y/n: I know. Thank you, Patrick for walking me down the isle...i-

Jane: No need to thank me, I'd do it for you anytime. He said, as he fixed your dress.

You were walking down the isle, when Cho saw you a smile instantly replaced his usual emotionless face.

As you arrived he took your hand in his, you both said your vows and kissed sealing the vows of marriage as you became one.

Rigsby: WOOO! Rigsby cheered, as he clapped his hands together causing you and Cho to laugh.

Cho: I love you Mrs Cho. He said, as he brushed his thumb over your cheek.

Y/n: I love you too Mr Cho.

Jane: To Mr and Mrs Cho. He cheered as you walked down the hallway.

Everyone: To Mr and Mrs Cho.

Time skip

You both walked into your hotel room for the night, as you were going to Hawaii tomorrow for your honeymoon. You were in a simple black evening dress that you got dressed into, as you and Cho left the venue to the hotel. Cho took off his jacket, as he walked over towards you as he wrapped you in his arms.

Cho: You looked absolutely beautiful today.

Y/n: Thank you. And you looked very handsome in your suit...you still do. You said, as you began to unbutton his shirt.

Cho: Mmm...well, what do you want to do now Mr Cho? He questioned, as he started to unzip your dress.

Y/n: I can think of one thing.

Cho: Really? Your not tired?

Y/n: No. Are you?

Cho: No.

Y/n: Good. Because my sister said, that...having sex on your wedding night is good luck. But I don't need luck...i already have you. You replied, as you kissed his lips softly.

Cho: Guess we should stick to tradition. Cho slipped off your dress to reveal red lace underwear.

Cho allowed you to slide off his shirt, as you ran your hands down his abs. Cho picked you up, as he laid you down on the bed starting to kiss your neck.

Running your hand through his hair, you pulled him closer as you pulled his face towards your lips. You kissed your husband passionately, his warm lips dancing with yours. While you were kissing, your hands ran down his body and started to unbuckle his belt.

Pulling away for a few seconds, he pulled down his pants and crawled back up to you as he kissed your stomach, up to your lips.

Cho: I'm so glad you chose to spend the rest of your life with me. He whispered, as he kissed your neck.

Y/n: I...ah...I'm so happy your my husband...t...too. You tried to reply as he sucked on the nap of your neck.

Cho: I'm going to make you feel like nothing you've ever felt before Mrs Cho. I'm going to show you just how much I love you, and that I'm all yours. He said, with a blank face as he started to move towards your chest.

Cho pulled you up, as you both sat on the bed. He took hold of the red lace underwear and started unclasping it. His warm hands sending shivers down your spine.

You couldn't wait much longer, as you kissed him passionately pulling him down on you yet again.

[moinsbienquekaworu]

Good morning my beloved (or at least, it is morning for both of us when I am sending this but hopefully you've gotten to sleep in) and I just wanted to say two things:

1) yes I got your asks and I am so hinged right along with you I love your blorbos like they are my own <3

And 2) I can so so relate to your just wanting to be like "normal" girls but knowing in your bones you'd never be able to be like them. That was my whole childhood, both before and after I started socially transitioning, bc it's like,,,,, you (general you) just want so badly to be normal and yet you know you never will be and it hurts, and it's like mourning something you (general you) never lost in the first place, if that makes sense?? And I'm sure you hear this all the time, esp from people older, and so I'm so so sorry to say it again, but it does genuinely get better as you get older, I promise. You may never be a "normal" girl with "normal" interests and capabilities, but like you even said right in your post, yeah your roommates are cool, us tumblr mutuals are cool, and you're learning who you are, and that's amazing and wonderful and you deserve every bit of joy you get from that

The usual disclaimer of I have severe brain fog applies, but also: you really are epic, I promise, and if you ever need anything just lmk, not that I'd be able to do much across the ocean but I almost always can listen, and I love you very much and good luck and everything <33333

Tomas if I hadn't asked for your hand in very serious and legally binding marriage already that would've sealed the deal. Actually let me get the image again because the sentiment is still there in my heart.

Okay I needed to say it. So. In order:

I did sleep in! I love sleeping in. Sleeping in my beloved. I slept in, did my groceries like the adult I am (and I'm eating both fruits & veg's AND candy, god I love just buying my own stuff), took a shower, and ate pizza in front of the two Deadpool movies. Great day, would do again.

1) well they can be your blorbos too for the low low price of uh - actually it's not a low price it's a good like at least dozen hours just for season one of Daredevil, and that's probably shorter than trying the comics. But. Low low price of a dozen hours and some violence on screen. Otherwise I can keep telling you about it in increasingly detailed rants I love doing that also <3 one thing we'll have in our beautiful home once we're very legally bindingly married will be a big box for hinges at the door the way people have shoe racks. You put your hinges in it when you come in because we want the least hinged environment possible. <3 <3

2) yesss I knew you'd get it, former weird girls assemble and such. I guess I'm not fully out of the weird girl woods, but also maybe if you ever were a weird girl she's always inside of you 🤔 anyway. I know it gets better I'm seeing it real time!! I made cooler friends in high school and I'm making even cooler friends in uni & outside of it and keeping only the best. I'm wearing clothes I like after years of slowing replacing my kid wardrobe with long term pieces. I know what I like and how I like it and by that point I know that like, there will always be someone who'll notice me and like me if I'm loud enough about myself.

It's just the combo of weird girl + aro(ace) + some flavour of neurodivergent. I want to be more spontaneous and meet people and try dating things but my brain's need for structure and my impressive aura of non-romanceability are not helping.

Like you want to be normal but you don't want to become normal, you just want to always have been!! Because by this point becoming normal would be both painful but also just straight up impossible. It's like ADHD in that I am mourning this ethereal potential that rationally I know doesn't exist and never existed.

I just feel like I'm both too young to be here but also already late, which of course you're going to feel like that if you compare yourself to others, but y'know. People older than me at the same stage of life are doing more standard normal things and hitting milestones I should be hitting, and my younger cousins are cooler than me and have boyfriends/girlfriends. My younger brother's going to have a better mark on his first real degree and bring someone home earlier than me, and my only accomplishments of speaking english and having gone abroad will be nothing compared to everyone else hitting milestones Better than me somehow. Anyway. The point is comparison sucks because the only good time for me to hit any milestone is when I do it, because I'm living my life and not anyone else's, but y'know. At least I think most people that actually matter in my life think I'm cool so eh.

WELL. Thank you for the space to be unhinged about many various things. I think you're biased in thinking I'm epic but since I'm getting a good grade in friend I'll take it honestly. You're also epic, I give you a 20/20 in friend and a ring that both is practical so you can wear it even while doing manual tasks and elegant because you are of course worth it. I hope YOU have a good day when you read this (because you're probably asleep/preparing for Morpheus so you should see this in the morning) and I love yoouu <3 <3 <3

[lovingyourghost]

1. 20.23 - 7:56 am

It's been a while since I woke up. I've listened to the main theme for We Were Here Together on repeat for probably 2-3 hours now. The days are passing in a blur. I don't know if it's because I've done nothing worth noting, or because I just can't remember. It's been a while since I ate. I think around 36 hours, but I don't know. I'm not hungry. My stomach growled earlier, but nothing since then. I'm not sleepy, but I am so incredibly tired. I've barely slept, and we start our drive in the coming days. I'm not sure what to do. I am working on finishing my rum. I had it for a long while now, and barely drank any. Consecutively, anyway. You can't drink, and you mentioned feeling a sense of remorse over not being able to drown out your feelings. But it's not a good place. None of it feels like the movies show you, it doesn't feel good, it doesn't alleviate the pain. The pressure on your heart, the pain, the emptiness, they don't disappear. Replaced by the alcohol. They stay, they simmer. They well up inside you and swallow you whole. Your throat just burns along with it. All I can think about is getting up there. Walking into the woods. The cold or exposure or whatever else might be waiting for me. I don't know what to do. Without you. What was my routine like before you? I know my life was dull and boring, and I know that realistically. No social life, no romantic interests, I only joined MC to get some social interaction. I was depressed then too. Then again, I suppose that's never changed. You helped though. You helped me bring about a change. Small things. Singing in the shower. Cooking sometimes. Watching shows again. Trying new games. I need to finish all the ones you got me. I love them. I don't know if you understood how much they meant to me. You, barely making enough money to truly support yourself, not showering too often for fear of the water bills, buying me silly little games. Scavenger hunts. Exploration. Walking simulators. Games that meant so much to me, and had no meaning to you, except that they meant something to me. Thank you. For everything you've done for me. I'm sorry I didn't do more for you.

[pluckyredhead]

Power Girl had a WHAT? Pls explain

Lol okay so you need to know two things for context here:

This was during the period soon after Crisis on Infinite Earths when both Earth-2 and any survivors of Krypton but Superman were verboten, so Power Girl's who deal was completely retconned. Instead of being Kryptonian, she was the granddaughter of the ancient Atlantean sorcerer Arion who had placed her in suspended animation for millennia for something something mystical reasons. Also, she was vulnerable to "natural material" so you couldn't shoot her with a gun but you could hit her with a tree branch. It was dumb.

This was during her time on the JLI and immediately followed a storyline where she discovers that the reason she's "such a huge bitch" all the time (defined as "not having a sense of humor when Wally West sexually harasses her") is because she drinks diet soda and diet soda has a chemical component that turns superpowered women into bitches. I swear to god this is a plotline that goes on for ISSUES AND ISSUES. So that's the level of misogyny we're working with here.

Anyway, she has an almost-romance with Arthur that doesn't really go anywhere, and then she makes out with Hal in a scene that fades to black, and then she starts having morning sickness, and it's like "Oh ho ho, who's the father?" But then she reveals that she hasn't slept with either of them or anyone else, so it's immaculate conception, which she basically has no reaction to? She's just like "Yeah, I'm magically pregnant, sometimes that happens." ONE TIME THAT HAPPENED, KAREN. ONCE. (If you even believe in that, which I doubt Karen does because she probably worships Neptune or whatever at this particular point in time.)

Anyway she's pregnant for like a thousand issues (without showing, because that's not hot) and the comics do that thing Man Writers do where her only reaction to anything is to grab her stomach and cry "My baby!" in alarm. Like yeah, don't fight Darkseid while pregnant I guess, but you're still invulnerable, honey. Also the baby starts putting a force field around her when she's in danger and, like, telling her what to do from the womb, basically turning her into nothing but a literal vessel for it.

Then in Zero Hour she's abruptly ginormously pregnant and has her baby during the event. Afterwards she takes him to Greece, where she dresses in a toga (???) and they are attacked by a demon named Scarabus. Then her grandfather Arion shows up and tells her he sent her into the future specifically for the purpose of having this baby and also he magically impregnated her. WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE???

Karen and her perpetually unnamed baby hang out with the JLA for a while, but he starts aging rapidly (like, he's a year older in minutes) and basically just fucks off and goes to Asia where he collects an elderly Buddhist monk to follow him around and call him "master," because what this plotline really needed was some RACISM.

By the time Karen tracks him down, he's an adult, and Scarabus shows up again for another fight - and also to call Karen "babymaker" and reveal that the genetic material for the baby came from him, thus making him Unnamed Baby-Man's father. So yeah, Karen's grandfather impregnated her with demon sperm. What a good grandpa.

Karen then of course is abruptly depowered (she had some bonus powers but they "really" belonged to her son because a woman's only purpose is to carry Important Men to term, obviously) and her son - who is now calling himself Equinox - uses the powers to destroy Scarabus.

Then he condescendingly tells Karen to "wake up" and disappears forever, literally never to be seen or even mentioned again because everyone hated every single aspect of this storyline. And Power Girl isn't even Atlantean anymore anyway.

THE END. I'm so sorry.

[ssavanessa22]

Supermodel 2.0

@cmwocappreciationweek Tuesday: write a fic between 500-10,000 words with a POC coded as y/n (only writers of colour)

Paring: Spencer x curly-haired reader(POC)

Warnings: Fade to black type of thing, an insinuation of sex so like 16+

A/N: ahhhhh day two bitches, this is the most self-indulgent fic I have ever written in my life. I rewrote it so it’s much better so enjoy :)

Both their heads hit the pillows beneath them after they had finished, after months of pinning, worry and stolen glances all the push both of them needed was a couple of glasses of Rossi’s fancy wine and a push from Derek Morgan. Spencer turned his face to the side so he could further study her face, even though he’s seen the most intimate parts of her for the last couple of hours he still wanted to study the like speckles of amber that were etched in her brown eyes.

“That was amazing Y/n, I'm glad we got to finally do that” he said slowly tracing his finger around her lips

After months of looking from afar, being in bed with Spencer doesn't feel real; it feelt like a dream.

He was feeling too vulnerable being next to her, she was so open with him in this bubble of love and affection they had created, so he tried to use humour to light the overwhelming feeling of love he had.

"I'm glad we finally had time to do this to be honest cause I've been really horny for like the past 2 weeks"

"Jesus Spencer you didn't have to say that", she replied cakaling

"I'm sorry I'm sorry he said whilst laughing, hey"

"What Spence"

"Let's go shower"

"Uhhhh yeah yeah sure"

Lifting her legs off of the bed and began to walk to the bathroom, however, all the pent up soreness from her legs hit me like a truck as she staggered to get out of bed.

"shit Spence can you help me get to the bathroom" he looked at her confused at first not really understanding the reason why this whole type of thing was new to him

"Why would you need help going to the bathroom?" she looked at him gesturing to her hips and legs

"Spence I know you're a genius and everything but your lack of common sense amazes me all the time," she said whilst laughing.

"ohhhh yeah, yeah I'm sorry let me come help you"

He lifted her both of them giggling like school girls all the way into the bathroom and sat her gently on the toilet seat. He walked into the shower turning it on, letting the water get hot.

"Hey Y/n"

"yeah, Spence?"

"Can I wash your hair? I mean you don't have to say yes I mean you can just wear that thing what's it called again the thing you and tara where when you guys have sleepovers at Garcia's"

"do you mean a bonnet Spence"

"yeah a bonnet"

"I mean unless you have a whole day of cause washing my hair takes like the whole day to do so you don't have to worry about that", she dismissed him in a jokey manner

“Okay then if your whole hair routine takes the whole day it will take the whole day I don't mind, I mean I know we've only been dating for a few months and we only just slept with each other last night but you know you've washed my hair ad I wanna return the favour"

She was partly shocked but also not surprised at the same time spencer loves to learn especially when it's about the people he cares about

"yeah ok let me just comb out my hair and I’ll get in the shower okay"

"uhhh yeah yeah sure," he said trying to hide his excitement as much as possible but failing miserably

sitting on the toilet seat she undid her braids and used her tangle teezer to detangle the ends of her hair

"so when I researched about black hair read about different hair textures, now from looking at the different hair products in your bathroom like the Cantu apple cider co-wash, the protein hair masks, hair oils, Camille rose shampoo and edge control I would guess that you're a 4a/b. you probably struggle with your hair not being as healthy as you would probably want because we travel so much causing you not to have proper hair care. You like to rotate between having braids, faux locks and wigs. It makes your hair easier to take care of because our jobs are so demanding."

She was in utter shock. He had read her hair to filth but it was sweet, he did all this research for her and she didn't even ask him, she could already tell she was falling for him before but now with this, she was basically in love already.

as they both stepped into the shower she said "Spence you didn't have to do all of that I could have just told you if you asked"

"yeah I mean sure I could have asked but you probably always have people asking you and if I'm gonna be your boyfriend and you basically know everything about me already the bare minimum I can do is research on my own, and I love reading so it was no prob-"

She interrupted his speech by placing a sweet and tender kiss on his lips he was caught off guard at first but began to reciprocate the kiss, as he slowly started to trail his hands around my body deepening the kiss and pushing us both into the water as she snaked her arms around his neck tugging at the nape of his hair whilst biting his bottom lip. He started to dominate the kiss moving from my lips to my jaw going to my plus point. He began to trail his hands to grip my hips. quickly I pulled myself away from him smiling at him.

"spencer," I said breathing heavily

"yep what's the problem?" he said whilst peppering kisses all over my neck and face

"I still need to wash my hair," She said whilst moving closer to the showerhead, he chuckled

"Yeah okay, I’ll stop but I did wanna give you some advice and yes if I may be unsolicited as a white guy who doesn't really take care of his hair but you buy travel versions of your hair products, so you can have a hair routine even when we travel."

“Spence you are amazing and your a wonderful man I hope you know that”

his face morphed into a massive smile as his cheeks filled with blush "you've told me a couple of times"

"Okay, so my hair has shrunk about 10x smaller. Do you wanna wash it?"

"yes yes! I would love that" he took the shampoo from her shower floor and massaged the shampoo into her head scrubbing my head but somehow being gentle whilst still cleaning her hair well, he washed the shampoo out the repeated the process once more he then grabbed the conditioner and slathered it on her hair.

"Hey, can you pass me the Denman brush?"

"yeah sure Spence"

He began to brush and detangle her thick hair with the conditioner, he stopped every once in a while massaging her scalp whilst gently kissing her face in between.

I know that we haven't been going out for a while but I really like you Vanessa and your hair. I love your hair.

"giggling, I asked which one do you like more, me or my hair?"

"easy answer your hair"

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Keeping Up With The Hollands | 04

Summary: You and Tom were offered to document your life since you are both famous in the entertainment industry. Now as you got older you left the entertainment industry and head for the medical field. How difficult can it be? Also, did I mention that you have kids?

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WORDS: 1.6+k

Writting this made me laugh at some parts pfftt. Anyway let's pretend that Far Away From Home was shooting during the time the boys were of age (forgot their age ngl 2 or 3 somewhere there)

Tom woke up first, sensing something on his face. He opened his eyes and catch a small foot in front of him. In confusion, he turned and notice all of his children on his king-size bed. Slowly but gently, he removed the feet that belonged to Edward.

He got up and head to the kitchen. Preparing breakfast for the family. His girlfriend Y/N was on a press conference for her charity.

"So today, we are going on the set of Spiderman Far From Home. Um, I'm not really sure how I'm going to do that and take care of four children. I know Harrison said he will be there but... I'm scared" he said to the camera as he tries to flip the pancake.

"I actually tried hiring a babysitter, they only lasted a few hours. I think I had forgotten to tell them that there would be more than one kids. Anyway, Ed and Chase gave them hell so they all left." After flipping the pancakes, Tom separated them, one for each boy and three for him, with some whipped cream on them.

Finish fixing up breakfast, he goes to wake up the boys, seeing as they are on a time limit. When he got there, he saw Jake up, trying to wake up his brothers.

Tom smile and ruffle the boy's hair, "Morning bud, you slept well?" Jake gave him a toothy grin and nodded. Jake got up and jumped into Chase's body making the boy yell, which woke up Max.

"Get up" Chase got up and pushed Jake down the bed, the two starting a fight. Jake's leg accidentally kicked Ed in his face, making the boy cry. Tom pulled away Chase from Jake and grabbed Ed, trying to soothe his nose.

"Alright, alright, it was an accident okay? You're okay" Once the boy calmed down, he picked up Maxton and carried him to the kitchen, as his two other ducklings followed.

Chase and Jake climbed into their highchair while Tom put Ed and Max in there's. He grabbed the prepared plates and gave them it.

Tom sat down in front of them, trying to feed each of the boys, "Chase is the only one who could fully feed himself, so I have to help the others."

Max took a piece of pancake and gave it to Tom, when Tom saw what he was doing, he opened his mouth and let Max feed him.

"Thank you Max for sharing." Max smiled and nodded and continued eating. After the boys were finished, Tom took their plates and washed them.

When he was done, he went to get the boys dressed including himself.

They made it to the studio safely. Tom took out each boy and placed name tags on them. He took Chase hand's who was holding Ed, then Jake's then Max and walked towards the entrance.

"Pa where we at?" Questioned Ed as he looked around the building.

"Well, we're at my work. You get to see Ironman, Thor-"

"Do we get to see Batman?" Tom looked at Max as if he just asked the weirdest question. As he was going to answer, Ed beat him to it.

"No stupid, they have Captin America"

"Aye! Don't call your brother stupid!" Ed pouted but kept quiet. After checking in with security and handing the children their passes they were allowed to enter.

As they were walking, Tom felt something heavy on his foot. He looked down and noticed Maxton was on it, he let out a sigh and tried to get the boy off of him.

"Max let go, I need to walk"

"No"

"Max, come on buddy, I need my foot"

"No"

Tom huffed and bent down, then he grabbed the boy making him scream. He tried shaking the boy off his foot but he wouldn't move. Giving up, he grabbed back Chase's hand and dragged his right foot.

"Stay then. Bloody hell"

On his way to his trailer, he showed the boys all the objects that were on the walls, the posters, the banners, the pictures of people etc etc.

Tom had left the boys in the lounge area with his stylist, Rachael since she asked too. He was grateful for that, but what he didn't mention was that they were slippery. Literally.

The poor woman's attention was more focused on Jake and  Maxton fighting to get the last box of juice, that she didn't notice that both Ed and Chase were missing. Somehow, both boys ended up by the set where Tom was shooting his scene for Far Away Home.

They watch as 'Spiderman' fought Mysterio. Wanting to go help his father, Chase quickly took off his clothes and ran onto the set and started hitting Mysterio.

(I'm sorry I had to laugh at this scene pffttt)

"Someone's Kid is on set!" someone shouted

"Tom's!"

"Whoa! Hey hey! Get me down!" Tom yelled when he notices what's going on. Jake who was playing as Mysterio, 'fell' onto the ground yelling, "Argh! You got me! Man down!" Giggles and laughter could be heard around the seat.

After they got Tom down, he quickly grabbed his son, and shield him, "Mate, I get you're trying to save me and all but you need to keep your clothes on"

Chase smiled at his father, dimples on display. Tom couldn't hold in his laugh and just started bursting out. Jake got up from the ground and head over to the duo. "I guess we have a new spiderman?"

The director yelled for everyone to take a break, Tom, Chase and Jake head over to where Ed and Jacob were enjoying themselves at the buffet table.

"Ed, I thought I left you at Rachel's? Why didn't you stop your brother?"

"He's older" "Yes he is, but you know sometimes he acts like a div and you're stronger than him, so why didn't you?" "I saw food" Both  Jake and Jacob laughed at that while Tom let out a sigh. He picked up the other boy and carried them to who knows where. They spent a good few minutes looking for the other two Hollands. After giving him, Tom carried the two to the lounge area. Tom got irritated when he saw both Jake and Max sitting next to Zendaya and Angourie who was entertaining the two.

"You're shitting me right?" The four turned towards the voice, Max with his bag on his back and  Jake running up to their father's leg and hugging him.

"Daddy said a bad word" "Pay the cookie jar!" Both girls laughed at their friend, watching as his children scold him for cursing. Tom squeezed into the girls and sat on the couch. Noticing that his brother was nude, Max goes up to Tom and turned around. The said man opened the bag and took out some clothes.

While he was putting on the clothes on his eldest son, he kept mumbling about how 'what's with you and clothes?' and 'I will glue them onto you' or 'You have some issues with clothes'

Both girls found the whole scene to be entertaining considering the eldest son was fidgeting and feeling squirmish. Zendaya who had Max on her lap, played with the boy's hair while Angourie tickled Jake. Ed kept on enjoying his juice box.

After finishing dressing the boy, Tom took out a juice box from the bag and handed it to Chase. "Now keep your clothes on okay?" The boy nodded his head in return.

"So what's his issue with pants? Is it too tight or something?" Questioned Zendaya.

"No. He just doesn't like clothes for whatever reason. We're trying to break him out of it but it's hard. The lad just likes to keep his bits cool" "Tom never say that again please" "I'm just saying"

As he was going to say something else Rachel burst into the room panting and sweating, gasping for air. Quickly Tom got up and handed her a bottle of water while Zendaya rubs her back.

"Are you okay?" questioned Angourie. After calming herself down, Rachel turned to Tom and quickly started spurting out apologizes, "I-I'm sorry,  I got distracted by Max and Jake? I think and then I lost the other two and then I told the two that were with me to stay put but when I came back they were gone!"

"Rachel, love, it's alright. I forgot to explain hay they tend to wonder about so that's my fault. I shouldn't have given you four kids. They are a lot to handle" After trying to reassure the woman, he turned to his troublemakers who all gave him a cheeky smile.

"You should apologise for worrying Mrs Rachel."

"We're sorry" The woman nodded her head and left the room, feeling tired after all of the stunts that were pulled on her today.

Since Chase interrupted the scene, the director decided to call it a day and sent everyone home. After Tom changes out of his suit, he heads back to the lounge to pick up his troublesome children.

Once they got home, Tom took them to the shower, after doing that he dressed the boys into their nightwear with the extra stress from Chase.

Once they were out cold, Tom grabbed his phone and called his wife.

"Hey love"

"Hey, you sound tired, how was today?" He took his hand and rubbed his forehead. A minute had passed.

"It was alright until Max and Jake gave Rachel the slipped, then while I was shooting Chase ran onto the scene and started hitting Jake" "He what?!" "Oh! Not our Jake, I mean Jake Gyllenhaal" "Almost got me rilled up"

"Yeah no, we were shooting a scene and Chase thought I was being attacked so he started hitting Jake, it was cute and funny but it did give me the day off. I got them ice cream, so we had a good day, yeah"

"Well I'm glad you guys enjoy yourself" "Yeah.. I miss you. I'm going to bed alright?" "Sure, night, love you" "Love you too"

Tom hangs up the phone and heads to bed, as soon as he laid down, he heard yelling in the other room.

"You got to be pissing me!" He complained but head into the other room to try and get his trouble makers back to sleep.

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