#sorry it's short but OOF

[boyfriendstevie]

So like can we discuss bf!steve who lives for picnic dates?? Blankets on the grass, lovely weather, feeding each other fruit, your thighs in your sundress, eating you out in the car before dropping you off? ❤️

oh my GODDDD WE ABSOLUTELY CAN. we have to discuss it, actually. oral (f receiving), MDNI!!!

it'd be so fucking sweet. throwing grapes into each other's mouths, feeding the other strawberries, laying on the blankets together, your head on steve's chest while you look at the clouds and point out the weird shapes to each other. soft kisses in the sun. steve is quite literally golden, glowing in the sun, sunglasses perched on his freckled nose. UGH.

and then. before you can head home, he gets you in the backseat of his car, pushes your pretty sundress up to your hips, and spreads your thighs, big hands holding you open as he buries his face between them.

he's eating you out like he's a man starved. sucking and licking in just the right places. he's fucking moaning as he licks broad stripes through your folds, teasing kisses to your clit. you feel hot in every sense of the word; the way steve is very clearly getting off on this, but also in the way your skin sticks to the leather of his car's seats, your face burning as you whine and tangle your fingers in his hair.

"y'got the sweetest pussy, baby," he murmurs against the soft skin of your thigh, "prettiest, too."

his words make you moan, hips pushing toward his face, almost desperately, "steve, fuck-" your words are cut off as his tongue finds your entrance, dipping inside of you, his nose nudging into your clit. pleasure twists in your tummy, and your thighs threaten to close around steve's head, struggling against his strong hold on them.

you're already so fucking close, and then two of his fingers sink into your cunt as he sucks on your clit. it doesn't take long for you to fall apart for him, clenching around his fingers as they fuck in and out of you. it's almost pitiful the way you moan and squirm, back arching off of the seats.

steve doesn't want to seem to stop, fingers and tongue working you through your orgasm, and you have to push at him and wiggle your hips, gasping, "steve, 's too much, 'm sensitive-"

"sorry, sorry," he apologizes, though he doesn't sound all that remorseful, "y'just taste so good, baby. can't get enough of you. and you sound so pretty when you cum." and then, as if to prove his point, he brings his hand to his mouth, licking his fingers clean of your slick.

you're still panting as you try to catch your breath, and if you weren't already so hot, you know you'd be flushed at his action, "christ, steve."

and then, not long later when he drops you off at home, he gives you a sweet kiss goodbye. you can definitely still taste yourself on his lips.

[ferronickel]

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[daantaat]

Bad Sisters / Eva Garvey + Smiling

[animemusicbrackets]

It's so sad to see so many good endings from more obscure series go down to more ones from more popular ones, especially when it's clear people didn't even bother to listen to the more obscure one... someone should run an OP/ED tournament where all the Big Shonen Anime are automatically disqualified.

lowkey agree. Some of these results have been kind of -_- . Sus. Like I’m not gonna elaborate bc I’m the poll runner and I feel like I should be Professional(tm) on this blog and I’m not saying every ending that won which was from a big anime won bc the anime was popular. There are many mainstream anime that have endings that absolutely deserve to go far. Some of the popular winners I agree with and some I might have chosen differently but I get why they won, even when taking the anime itself out of the equation. And then there are some that I’m like. This absolutely only won bc it was popular. I just have no way of knowing how much of the results are because of the anime and how much is because of the music/video. But I’m also fully aware that endings from big anime have an unfair advantage over those from smaller anime I just don’t have a way to stop people from voting for their fave/familiar anime instead of the ED itself. Except for automatically disqualifying popular anime but I wouldn’t want to do that bc some of my personal favorite EDs are from popular anime and also I wouldn’t know how to determine the cutoff between Big and small anime. Also considering my biased perception of what is popular or not based on the tumblr circles I’m in. Make a cut off based on Viewership I guess?

my main dilemma right now is deciding if I should continue making the polls 1 day long or if I should make them a week long. Like I feel like a week is objectively the better choice but I’m just so impatient and like things to be streamlined. Like I’m gonna get bored if I have wait so long and stressed out over polls that are in limbo for so long (I have neuroses ok don’t look at me -_-) but it’s also more time to watch the videos and get a larger sample size would work better maybe?

[pelicanfarmer]

Stardew Valley Fair - Fall 16

[majestyjun]

I'm slaving over a university assignment and it's 5:30 am where I live and I don't know whether I want yeonjun or beomgyu to distract me by using me and tiring me out so I can instead fall asleep

omg shit i give up at like 1 am im writing both u deserve it <3

yeonjun who silently can tell you need a break without a word n decides to do smth about it, his hand on your thigh n whisper in your ear to tell you that’s enough >< a firm hand shutting your laptop without hesitation, tipping your chin up to face him when he says you’ve had enough, it’s his time now… better to listen to him? ugh he gets off on hearing you say you want him to use you, that you need him to do whatever he’d like to distract you~~ please, he won’t just be a simple distraction—if you ask him… you owe him all the time he wants, yeonjun doesn’t settle for a quickie. it’s on your knees, think he deserves an apology for all the time you’ve spent away from him, deep throat him all the way~~ not enough n hard dom yeonjun takes over, fucking your face n forcing his cock to kiss the back of your throat, it hurts so good n his pretty slut is choking on his cock, he loves the tears when you cling to his thigh, begging him to use you more n more n more >< cum all over your face, be a good girl n lick it up off your lips n give him that dreamy, dazed cockslut look he wants, suck his dick again bc you’re so starved for it after so much schoolwork, ugh he has to tug you off with a pop when you’re too greedy, his face flushed with how needy you are today~~ so spread your legs for him nice n pretty, be his fucktoy?

beomgyu who finds concentration hot LOL— anyways finds himself with a raging hard n well… why would he deal with it himself if he can just distract you? his signature, “honey~” when he takes your hand off your keyboard, pressing it to his erection, the devilish grin on his face when he insists it’s your fault, so why don’t you help him out? beomgyu who practically shoves all your schoolwork aside bc he’s that impatient n makes out with you after lifting you on your desk, his crotch pressed to yours >< maybe there’s a mess on the floor and everything’s unorganized… but who can pay attention to that when beomgyu’s pounding into your cunny without any restraint, groping your ass n not even bothering to take off your clothes~~ ugh be careful, you’re half sitting on your notes,,, have to take all his seed or else it’ll drip on them (wink wink)… n because it’s gyu, he can’t do just one round, can he fuck you against the desk? he wants to cum on your ass again, beomgyu really liked it last time. oh, and he’s also down to doggy on the floor, or maybe ride him on your chair… or you could ride his thigh too? HES TOO HORNY STOP HIM

[tanjir0se]

I am going to create a genya and sanemi plotline that is so *grabs them both by the ear and retraumatizes them into being friends again*

Phew I’m so glad canon isn’t real and it can’t hurt me

[skywitchmaja]

succ finale

EXT. NYC - DAY

A PORTAL swirls over the ATN building casting it in a sickly greenish-blue glow. KENDALL ROY pilots a bitchin MECH SUIT with hover pads, laser canons, the works. SHIV and ROMAN ROY pilot similar mech suits. But so does LOGAN ROY’S CRYOGENICALLY PRESERVED HEAD. and his mech suit is bigger, badder, bitchier than the rest, with turbo speed boosters and mega laser canons.

Logan faces his kids. There’s only one of him against three of them, but his shadow looms large, because his mech is fucking huge. Half a parking garage worth of luxury cars and at least two private jets have been sucked into the portal. Another garage worth of cars are strewn across the streets of New York like matchbox cars that a toddler is having a tantrum about being asked to clean up.

LOGAN:

You idiots don’t know fuck all about portals! You couldn’t just throw a couple bus loads full of hourly employees into the portal to slow it down, and now it’s going to swallow the whole building—Everything I’ve built for you. And now I have to clean up after you.

SHIV:

Uh, sure, Dad. We don’t know anything about portals. Because throwing stuff into portals totally slows them down, right? it doesn’t feed them and make them worse or anything.

KENDALL:

It’s over Dad. The time for SUCCESSION is NOW.

LOGAN:

Death is nothing to me. Do you think you three failures and some fucking portal will stop me? Logan is Logan forever.

ROMAN:

Eugh. Okay sure you’re like, richer than god and that mean you’re basically immortal right? Wellllll, guess what? We’re rich too, and there’s three of us.

SHIV:

You do have the keen business sense to know that three is more than one, don’t you?

CLANG! Shiv and Roman fist bump.

TOM: (OS)

THAT’S where you’re wrong!

TOM and GREG appear in their own mech suits.

GREG:

Ha ha yeah, three is only more than one until you add two more. Because two plus one is three.

TOM AND LOGAN:

Shut up, Craig.

Upon realizing they said the same words at the same time, they share a brief but loaded glance.

SHIV:

Really, Tom? You’re going to side with my dead, robot dad over me again?

TOM:

Hi honey…

MEANWHILE the portal is growing bigger and bigger, having swallowed the penthouse/executive suite level of the ATN building.

LOGAN:

That’s enough of this bullshit!

He COCKS his MEGA LASER CANON and in doing so, elbows Tom, who falls onto Greg, sending them both toppling backwards INTO THE PORTAL.

ROMAN:

I bet he got his stupid boxy mech suit from men’s warehouse too, what a loser.

The siblings laugh for longer than this joke is funny. Which isn’t THAT long but it’s long enough to feel awkward.

Shiv discreetly brushes away a tear— it’s hard to tell whether it’s from grief or laughter, but when she looks back up, she wears an expression of cold acceptance. This was always how it was going to end.

While they’re distracted, Logan throws a BUS at them.

LOGAN:

When you three are done with your hyena impression, I have a city to destroy!!

Kendall saws the bus in half with his ENERGY SWORD.

KENDALL:

Uh, don’t you mean save?

LOGAN:

What does it fucking look like I mean?

Logan shoots a MEGA LASER at Kendall, knocking off one of Kendall’s laser canons.

SHIV:

Yeah, because you always communicate your intentions so clearly, and follow up on them exactly how you said you would, right? I don’t know how we could possibly misinterpret anything you’ve ever said or done.

ROMAN:

And we’re communicating this—

He tries to flip Logan off with his mech suit, but his hands are laser canons, so he just fires at the sky.

ROMAN:

BLehhh.

An EPIC MECH BATTLE ensues, choreographed by someone who knows things about action movies and mech suits and fight choreography.

The kids are looking tired, sweaty, battered, worn, but Logan’s cryogenically preserved head lacks some of the weaknesses of the living human body, he is going strong.

LOGAN:

You will never SUCCEED ME!

Logan aims his laser canon at Kendall, but right before he fires, jolts it towards Roman.

Kendall jumps in front of Roman, blocking the laser but losing his energy sword arm.

KENDALL:

What the fuck is your problem?

LOGAN:

I love you kids too much— that’s my problem.

ROMAN:

Wow, thanks.

It’s unclear whether he’s saying this sincerely to Kendall, sarcastically to Logan, or sincerely to Logan. Or sarcastically to Kendall.

ROMAN:

But Ken, you’re fucking, uh, sword/arm.

KENDALL:

It’s okay. Where I’m going, I won’t need it.

ROMAN AND SHIV:

Nooo, don’t sacrifice yourself to defeat our dad and close the portal.

KENDALL:

What? I wasn’t gonna do that. I was talking about the ROY-BOT

KENDALL SHIV AND ROMAN:

MEGA ULTRA ROY-BOT GO!!!

Kendall, Shiv and Roman’s mech suits LEAP into a power ranger style SUPER mech suit, with Shiv and Roman each operating an arm/weapon, and Kendall manning the legs.

LOGAN:

Ohh look at that you combined your robots. Do you want a prize for sharing your toys? Do you think team work is going to save you? Don’t make me laugh.

Logan swings his canon arms towards his front. They lock together forming an ULTRA MEGA SUPER DEADLY LASER CANON.

The portal has stripped the ATN building down to its foundations, and taken sizable chunks out of surrounding buildings.

Shiv and Roman ready their own guns. It looks like this is it— kids versus parent, Roy versus Roys, the final showdown has come down to the final blow.

Before anyone can fire, KENDALL ROMAN SHIV AND LOGAN are ALL SUCKED INTO THE PORTAL.

The portal GURGLES and WHIRLS, expanding and folding rapidly, like a sick, alien heartbeat or a particularly aggressive flickering fluorescent light. It looks for a moment that the portal might take the entire city, but after one last pulse, the portal collapses in on itself and BLINKS out of existence.

The streets are strewn with wreckage. Without the roar of the portal, the city seems quiet. Even the car alarms seem musical after the chaos before.

One woman climbs out of the wreckage, unscathed. She takes a look at the damage, brushes off her skirt, sighs, and pull out her phone to start dealing with all the emails she’s going to get about this. WHO’S that girl? It’s JESS!

[skyward-floored]

hello! Hope your days good! I offer a funny Headcannon 💜 *kneels to present the idea before you*

Okay, but Wars has girl-dad energy no question. You CANNOT tell me he wouldn’t let little girls around the village and whatnot braid his hair and paint his face and stain his nails with henna. (I’m trying to go for a more realistic medieval vibe and those are 3 things I know used to be done for beauty)

like this dood—this MAN RIGHT HERE…would have a Barbie car fr. “It’s Britney bitch?” NO! “It’s Barbie bitch!”

He’s just that one awkward uncle that would have more fun with the kids than the adults because kids are chaotic and crazy and he’s tired of adulting.

would definitely teach them how to have nasty comebacks (nasty as in savage) and they practice on Legend because he gets to insult a child for free without Time jabbing him.

thanks all thanks for letting me ramble about the idea 🤠💜

Hi! My days good so far, just a little crazy because we’re putting on a grad party for my sister and there’s like 40 people coming to our house (yipe)

Lol Warriors does kinda give off those vibes, huh? I’ve always thought he would be pretty good with kids (a headcanon that until recently was not very popular oop), and I really like the idea he’d be good with little girls.

Personally, Wild’s always given me more ‘let them play with his hair and fancy him up’ vibes, but I could see Warriors doing it too. I just think he’s more picky about kids (and people in general) touching him.

[wearealive]

awak3andal1v3 asked: "Somehow, you got the big assignment, but just because you wear the suit doesn't mean it fits."

❝ excuse me? ❞ the female snaps, arms crossed. ❝ he left me in charge for a reason. because he trusts me. don't you trust his judgment?❞ she challenged.

[wearejericho]

mvnces asked:

“ hey… i know it’s really late, but i didn’t know who else to call… “ - rian to markus

send in “ hey… i know it’s really late, but i didn’t know who else to call… “ for the receiver to go out of their way to find the sender in the middle of the night, and bring them home safely from a night out.

    ❝ it’s okay. ❞ markus keeps his voice low, sensing that the other is upset. he blinks his eyes a few times to clear his vision before directing them to his watch. 2:33 AM. this can’t be good. ❝ what’s going on? ❞ a bit more URGENCY in his voice than before. something was wrong.

[xastarion]

"You do realise I'm in the best position to punch you in the guts, right?"

Astarion grins wickedly; "Oh, you're in the best position for a lot of things, dear."

[wolves-etc]

thoughts on The Last Of Us episode five, largely in the order I had them:

[thoughts on: 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | X | 1.6 | 1.7 | 1.8 | 1.9]

— kathleen is setting off all the alarm bells I haven't used since high school for sharp snipey girls who aren't safe to talk to. except she's killing people. which is somewhat worse.

— if these are henry and sam then oh gosh henry is sweet with sam

— so this show shows us two ppl holding joel and ellie at gunpoint and then immediately goes "no it's okay they're really sweet! it's superhero face paint for bravery reasons! you'll love them." AND I DO

— "that's just how he sounds, he has an asshole voice. joel, tell him he's okay." "everything is great." "fuck!"

— new cracking ground theory: maybe they didn't clear the tunnels of infected; maybe the infected just bunched together to slowly force a way out.

— I would love to know how kathleen won her lieutenant's loyalty. what she actually changed that he approved so much of.*

— okay this is critical of me so feel free to skip it but: a jumbo infected who not only sounds very different to all the others but moves slower - slower even than the little old lady who broke something trying to get at joel at the beginning - is not only less scary but a bit more in the realm of the fantastical than I expected. I get the miniboss vibe but it would be more in line with the others if he were just a regular infected but bigger - still those unnatural sharp movements, still that distinctive very scary sound, kinda maintaining the brand they've shown us so far, y'know? instead we kinda have a generic fantasy troll thing, and to my mind that's a shame.

— it's really nice to see ellie playing and bonding with a kid though.

— …oh no.

— fuck.

~

* after talking with a friend and checking the transcripts, I realised that what kathleen probably did to win her people's loyalty was orchestrating the assault to take the area from fedra after they killed her brother. she isn't a charismatic leader (I think that's part of what she meant when she said she wasn't beautiful like her brother), but a victory like that could win her a lot of respect.

and her interactions with her second in command - perry - still surprise me. it's a little bit of a queen-and-loyal-knight dynamic: she trusts him with her weaknesses and worries, he stays unquestioningly faithful - and more or less even dies for her in the end. and I could see him being a decent leader of militia types. it could also be that the others follow her because they follow and trust him.

[yandere-romanticaa]

I love how (almost!) everyone online has some sort of alias, a new name they came up for themselves and themselves only which is so cool ngl, and I sometimes wish I did the same and came up with my own alias/nickname but being called anything other than my real name feels so strange to me for some reason

[skatethefirs]

y’all i hate to say it but i don’t like the new paramore song 😭 this hurts so bad but i really hope it grows on me

[tobiashwn]

s̠҉͍͊ͅc͕͗ͤ̕̕R͉̜̎͡͠Ḛͭ̉̇͟ā̤̓̍͘M͉̅ͮ͒ͤs̠҉͍͊ͅ ỉ͔͖̜͌N̺̻̔̆ͅT̨͈͗̌ͥo̯̱̊͊͢ T̨͈͗̌ͥḣ̖̻͛̓Ḛͭ̉̇͟ A̷͙ͭͫ̕B̩͎͍̾ͅy҉̃̀̋̑s̠҉͍͊ͅS̵̙͕̀̃

hello everyone ! it has been a long time running since i’ve been back on the tumblr rp scene ! i am here with my boy ‘tobias moon aka toby’. i’ll say the traits on his graphic should be a dead giveaway to what type of insufferable asshole he is and proudly lives as. check the tldr below! i’ve been horrid at plotting lately so what i will offer up front are random starters for the plots below if anyone interested, just comment with the number !

also always forget this part,,, here’s his profile and background ! everything else is wip rn ( plots and wanted connections ). 

rich, smart, handsome, what else do you need?

tobias moon, also goes by toby, that goodlooking guy, asshole, you name it

go ahead and deny it and say you hate him all you want, he knows deep down you like him and definitely had a crush on him at least once in your lifetime

born in machester, uk on august 15 1995 ( if the leo sun doesn’t give a sure fire sign idk what will )

currently 27 years old and thriving at his age

his parents have continued to reside in manchester while he’s lived in hwando for the past few years for his studies in geumdal village, hanok 102

graduate student and choose to major in defense against the dark arts with a minor potions

proud jujak house representative

captain of the jujak quidditch team and competitive beater

despite being a fucking haughty bitch, where he talks big he walks as well. doesn’t back down from a challenge and knows he’s good at what he does ( highlight confident )

plans to go pro with quidditch

the moon family and the matriarch

comes from a long line of prominently pureblood dark wizards

his father was speculated to be a death eater, however, this has never been proven or confirmed

mother is famous fashion designer in the wizarding world

despite the family’s history with dark arts, they maintained a suspiciously powerful influence within sections of the wizarding world that keep them rich and affluent to this day

after the passing of his grandfather, his grandmother became the head of the family line ( referred to as the matriarch )

the matriarch: as any scary intimidating grandmother with only expectations she can meet is

has disowned relatives and her own children who have turned against the family or disgraced the moon name

has a tolerate-hate relationship with tobias 

although his mother is also pureblood, she came from a much less noble family and the matriarch has never truly accepted her

when tobias does something good, she acknowledges him as his father’s son

and when he does something she doesn’t approve of, he’s known as his mother’s child

like the back of your hand

currently on the island for ulterior motives ( you can’t actually believe he’s there just for his education can you? )

instructed by his father to learn everything he can about the island and the hwangmun organization hence furthering his graduate studies into defense against the dark arts

no better way to learn about the enemy than pretending to be one of them right?

his education and quidditch are just to pass the time and make things easier

the matriach resides on a magically protected mansion sobaeksan near danyang, away from major cities 

tobias frequently visits ( aka heeds her every call ) 

eyes on me

okay felt the need to make this bec it’s actually a big part of his character

despite being a haughty deviant, tobias is actually very serious about his gameplay, strategies, and reputation as the captain of the jujak quidditch team

he’s not unfair but will hold you accountable

will not lecture or be stern but that’s because he expects everyone to act like actual adults with brains. give him respect and he gives you respect. give him trust and he gives you trust. 

if you ignore practice, his words or instructions as captain, or do anything to jeopardize anyone on the team or the team in general, he will put his foot down and you will deal with the consequences ( he will bench you or put you on suspension )

he doesn’t go out of his way to intimidate his teammates of these expectations. they are what they are - expectations that everyone should be aware of

in all, can promise he’s a good leader and captain whether you’re actually friends with him or not

wanted connections 

people who don’t get along with him ( whether it be because he doesn’t deny his family background or because he’s an asshole there’s so many reasons pick one lol )

neighbors from hanok village!

old roommate from jujak dorm days?

quidditch teammates ( hmu let’s figure out dynamics! )

you have/had a crush on him? and he openly flirts with you with this knowledge ( or without :shrug emoji: )

tutors you in dada or potions

he’s loaned you money

actual friends? lol

random starters

you’re rich... but you still eat at the school cafeterias? maybe this prompts tobias into taking you out to an expensive dinner ( probably him just showing off tbh )

you can’t stand him but you’re professor told you to get help from tobias for the subject your struggling in

you spill your drink on tobias and it stains his shirt... man oh man is it your unlucky day because that shirt was FUCKING expensive

you’re practicing spells and one backfires, almost hitting tobias but he deflects just in time... uh oh... will he believe you weren’t trying to attack him?

you’ve heard about tobias and his family but this is your first time actually running into him and interacting with him and wait... he’s actually kind of cute?

you’ve been studying in the grand library for a few hours and notice that tobias keeps staring at you... what the fuck stop sTARING

that’s all for now folks, i will update with official plots and connections when i get to those. if a random starter did not interest you and you drop a like, i will slithery slide into your dms later! if you read this far you’re a chump. i mean champ. IM JOKING REALLY PLEASE. will catch you guys on the flipside!!