#sorry mummy

[spacecowboy3000]

do u understand how much of a mega cunt bitch you have to be for your own mother to tell you you're acting like a scorpio.... like I have to make some life style changes

[lonelyzarquon]

[mushyfart]

very rushed but there was an opportunity and I had to take it

edit: changed the mirror due to popular demands

[copia]

endless ghifs 13/? ⛧ source — "My mummy dust!"

[tardxsblues]

-Do you love it?

-Love what?

-I know it's scary and difficult, but do you love being the man making the impossible choice?

-Why would I?

-Because it's what you do -- all day, everyday.

-It's my life.

-Doesn't have to be.

[pinkmasquerade]

Me if getting horrendously attached to a random comedy/slice-of-life with an inactive fanbase was illegal:

[sabusthings]

Virgin sweater Salieri please and thank you

[unluckyprime]

next round of noteits 💪💪 theyre for my friend which is why they’re mostly spoiler free lmao

[mortellanarts]

time passes us by

[certifiablyinsanez]

Carmilla Carmine? More like Carmomma BeMine 🥵

[lesbianfakir]

Princess tutu did what h*rry p*tter fucking wished it could do like how is it fakir’s nameless faceless parents are somehow infinitely more compelling to me than hp’s tragic fridged parents who the story never shut up about?? Like their love saved him and now he’s the Special Boy whatever fuck off, now my boy fakir he doesn’t get special magic protection actually he’s destined to die young AND THEY GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR HIM ANYWAYS. I’m so upset over these people who were mentioned like four times ever and they don’t even have FACES. Imagine being loved so so much that you’re able to take fate into your own hands and reverse your inevitable tragedy. But like. With good writing

[under-a-lilac-moon]

martin blackwood and peeta mellark....👀👀👀 soft, sweet, caring, always there for you, sure...but underneath they're both kinda manipulative lil bitches

both love deeply and desperately want their partners to be safe and happy, but are products of both their upbringings and their present circumstances, trying to make the best of a high-stress, dangerous situation with the future of the world hinging on them (plus a heap of trauma), their relationships inevitably veering dangerously into codependency

both are incredibly manipulative - whether they're helping or hurting, it doesn't really matter tbh, at the end of the day they manoeuvre their loved ones into situations without their consent (i'm thinking in particular of the fake pregnancy in thg, and martin trying to guilt jon into smiting avatars - not the best examples but i'm tired lol)

both lean on their significant other to help them through the apocalypse hellscape or dystopia hellscape respectively but can't really entirely understand the position their loved one is in, can't entirely get rid of the barriers and trust issues and anger built up over years, constantly looking for the answers and validation that the other can't necessarily give

both become a united front with their partners against those that wish to harm them, constantly defending the other physically and emotionally (and eldritchly) from their enemies - and their friends - but within that almost lose out on the space to be their own person, to develop self-worth, to figure out what's real or not real (sorry i had to)

both have a lot of trauma and have been through awful, awful stuff, and of course that impacts on how they relate to others, even if it's so easy to pretend it doesn't.

both are tragic, tragic figures.

and perhaps the main difference to their arcs is that katniss and peeta got the chance to heal and have a (hopefully) healthy relationship by the end and jon and martin....didn't

[anastasiapullingteeth]

Aro Headcanon: Jonathan Carnahan ⇥ The Mummy Series (1999-2008)

[bradshawsbaby]

The year is 1927 and you’re finally off to fulfill your childhood dream of exploring the hidden mysteries of Egypt.

There’s only one catch—you’re to be accompanied by the surly, brooding, impossibly handsome adventurer, Rhett Abbott.

[cardis-tricycle]

𝙄𝙣 𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙪𝙨𝙩

(source is unknown to me, please let me know if you know)

[acheronist]

What if the Beechey Four have to take a bath?

i mean they kind of already have...... just a very long very cold bath....