#source: @anosmic-sheep

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KARKAT: BUT CAN A CIS GUY DO THIS? [DROPS PANTS. MY DICK JUST FUCKING FLOPS ONTO THE FLOOR AND BOUNCES AWAY]

ERIDAN: once in school i wwas wwalkin dowwn the hall at a brisk pace wwearin dress pants n boxers and my (HOMEMADE wwith nylon stockings + condoms + gak) packer just fell out a my leg n rolled dowwn the hall a little wways

ERIDAN: thankfully the only other person in that hall at that time wwas gamzee makara the wweird stoner theology / philosophy student wwho rode his bike around the halls sometimes and he literally just looked at me and said "Aw BrOtHeR. i HaTe WhEn It DoEs ThAt" and wwalked awway

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hi hello!! I found your blog through the piratecore tag and I was wondering where you got the helm spinner you posted gifs of? It's really cool!!

I got mine on… *shudder* … Amazon. You ought to seek it out on Wish, Etsy, eBay, or something similar, though, because Amazon bad. I’m having a hard time finding that exact one outside of Amazon, so I’ll link the Amazon one and then some others that might pique your interest! @anosmic-sheep

- https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B07WWBVF3N/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o01_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

- This is the same one, but on eBay >> https://www.ebay.com/itm/Magnificent-Hexagon-Pirates-Ship-Wheel-Rudder-Metal-Fidget-Spinner-Hand-Gyro-Toy/153689937136?hash=item23c8a254f0:g:94AAAOSwjONdqlFp

- This one’s really cool! >> https://www.wish.com/search/wheel%20fidget/product/5a0f60a7f7e23b1d1f6319e0?&source=search&position=211

- https://www.etsy.com/listing/697287538/pirates-metal-fidget-spinner?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=pirate+spinner&ref=sr_gallery-1-13&organic_search_click=1

- https://www.etsy.com/listing/502186636/naval-wheel-fidget-spinner?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=pirate+spinner&ref=sr_gallery-1-3&organic_search_click=1&frs=1&cns=1

- https://www.wish.com/search/pirate%20fidget/product/592b136bb12dc0396168ec76

- https://www.wish.com/search/pirate%20fidget/product/59666df6ddb90b59d65347ae

- https://www.wish.com/search/pirate%20fidget/product/5963c534d2025f0c0a0fba5f

- https://www.wish.com/search/wheel%20fidget/product/592a4218609fe2248e08265b

- https://www.wish.com/search/wheel%20fidget/product/5ad785523c1dc652eea4543f

- https://www.wish.com/search/wheel%20fidget/product/5b11a64c674562182f848747

- https://www.wish.com/search/wheel%20fidget/product/593bfec350e8ca6656676239?&source=search&position=153

- https://www.wish.com/search/wheel%20fidget/product/5925a84d9bd0bb052abedc5f?&source=search&position=156

- https://www.ebay.com/itm/Pirate-skull-Fidget-Spinner-Metal-Hand-Finge-Toy-stress-cube-Torqbar-Brass/254118111841?epid=4018651381&hash=item3b2a9eaa61:g:34EAAOSwxlxcYF0l

- https://www.ebay.com/itm/Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-Finger-Spinner-Tri-Fidget-Focus-Toy-EDC-Spinner-Gyro/322555681903?hash=item4b19d11c6f:m:mfMICEPWMMC-5ZoGcK8vDLA

- https://www.ebay.com/itm/Halloween-Fidget-Spinner-Skull-Cross-Bones-Pirate-Rainbow-Metal-Figget-Figit/183272982050?hash=item2aabebc622:g:UyQAAOSw–xbIagK