#source: @memorycycle

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ARADIA: first thing id d0 as a skelet0n is drink red wine fr0m a g0blet and have it spill 0ut everywhere. sec0nd thing id d0 is play my ribs like a xyl0ph0ne

[mychlapci]

https://www.tumblr.com/memorycycle/761158215741374464/thats-right-we-have-eyes-on-our-target-you-want?source=share

this but wit ratchet’s fat tits!

oh exactly

[hopeisour4letteredword]

theyre beauty theyre grace

[ID1: A two-panel comic with flat color characters on a yellow-to-pink gradient background. It features Kay Faraday and Ema Skye from Ace Attorney, with Ema’s older design and the artist’s version of an older design for Kay. In the first panel, Kay is slightly in the background of Ema, leaning forward on a red motorcycle. She beeps the horn, grinning as she says, “(honk at pretty lady on the sidewalk) hey (smirking emoji) wanna see me drive straight into that brick wall” (screenshot of tumblr user memorycycle). Ema looks over at her with open-mouthed incredulity, expression baffled. In the second panel, Ema says, “Um no not r- oh ok. that was actually kindof hot,” (reply from tumblr user tumbwr) interrupted partway through with a CRASH speech bubble. Action lines indicate an incident out-of-frame. Ema’s expression is still confused and concerned, but she is blushing. ID2: A one-panel comic with flat color characters on an orange gradient background. It features Kay and Ema from Ace Attorney, with Ema’s older design and the artist’s version of an older design for Kay. Kay is clenching both fists in front of her chest, eyes squeezed shut with frustration as she says, “stop asking me if my wife is single you guys KNOW i have a crush on her” (tumblr user vonkarn). She is blushing. In the background, ignorant of Kay’s strife, Ema is attempting to pour a bag of snacks directly into her open mouth. /End ID]

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DIRK: Ever since I was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago I knew I wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower.

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EQUIUS: D -> Boar of STRENGTH and boar of POWER

EQUIUS: D -> HEAVY training every hour

EQUIUS: D -> Huge and fat my awesome pig

EQUIUS: D -> I make it large I make it big

KARKAT: SANG THIS SHIT EVERY TIME I WENT UP THE MOUNTAIN TO MAKE MY PIG DRINK FROM THE STREAM FOR MONTHS. IT WORKED *BUT* MY WHOLE BLOODLINE IS CURSED NOW SO LIKE. MAYBE NOT WORTH IT. 6 / 10