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Captain Cold: (holding a meeting with Heat Wave, Pied Piper, Mirror Master, and Trickster) Alright, men, before we begin, I want you to know that you can back out. What I'm about to tell you all is top secret, highly dangerous, and may or may not leave you with genital scarring.

Mirror Master: Oh, my god. Are we getting an HBO Max animated series?!

Captain Cold: ... okay, not that dangerous. Lex Luthor has kidnapped my sister and wants us to steal some kryptonite from STAR Labs in exchange for her safety.

Mirror Master: So we're running a heist for Luthor?

Captain Cold: Yes, exactly!

Trickster: And we'll risk our lives?

Captain Cold: Also, yes.

Heat Wave: What the hell's in it for us?

Captain Cold: Uh, okay, no cap... pizza.

Trickster: God dammit! You expect me to risk my life for pizza?!

Captain Cold: With pepperoni!

Trickster: ... you son of a bitch. I'm in.

Captain Cold: Mick, how 'bout you?

Heat Wave: Stuffed crust?

Captain Cold: You bet.

Heat Wave: Then let's do this.

Pied Piper: Ooh! Can I get mozzarella sticks?

Captain Cold: Yes, Hartley, you can get mozzarella sticks.

Mirror Master: Are you fucking kidding me?! You sold out for pizza?!

Captain Cold: I'll throw in garlic knots, too.

Mirror Master: When do we start?

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*Horde Family Reunion*

Octavia: Oh that's right. You never met Hordak's wife, did you?

Grizzlor: Wait... he fucks!?

Cobalt: The database suggests that Hordak indeed fucks.

Grizzlor: OH GOD I SEE IT WHEN I CLOSE MY FUCKING EYES! AHHH! *falls over*

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Ducktales Incorrect Quotes (DT17xStarWars Crossover!)

Obi-Wan talking to the Adventurous Couple about the Jedi trials.

Obi-Wan: Della is not worthy of becoming a Jedi.

Della: What?! Blasphemy! I am literally perfect for it! I can easily be Jewish!

Casey: Jedi.

Della: Jedish.

Casey gives Della a deadpan look while Obi-Wan just sighs.

HAPPY MAY THE 4TH EVERYONE!!

Fun fact: My first ever Star Wars movie was Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith that I watch with my parents which is really special to me because it was their movie and I'm happy to be carrying on a great family tradition.

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Rosemary: Didn't you try and kill us?

Mandrake: Multiple times, yes.

Rosemary: And now you just want us to temporarily work with each other to bust out of prison?

Mandrake: Precisely!

Rosemary: ...Alright I'm down.

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Mettaton: Oh my! Welcome to McDonald's. Can I please take your order?

Slenderman: Yeah. Can I get, uh, two Number 9s, a Number 9 Large, a Number 6 with extra dip, a Number 7, two Number 45s, uh, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Mettaton: And would you like extra c*ck with that order, sir?

Slenderman: Mettaton... Just GIVE ME MY DAMN FOOD!

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Dr. Sivana: (holding a meeting with the Monster Society of Evil) You're all probably wondering why I called you here-

Black Adam, Mister Atom, Ibac, Crocodile Man, & Mister Mind: To kill Captain Marvel?

Dr. Sivana: Um, well... yes. That is why I called you here.

Georgia Sivana: (bursts in) Daddy! Junior broke my invention!

Dr. Sivana: Not now, Georgia!

Black Adam: "Daddy?"

Ibac: Oh, yeah, that's right. You've never met Sivana's kids, have you?

Black Adam: Wait... he fucks?!

Mister Atom: My database suggests that Dr. Sivana indeed fucks.

Black Adam: OH, GODS! I SEE IT WHEN I CLOSE MY FUCKING EYES! AAAAAH! (collapses)

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Harm: Tremble before me, Young Justice! For I am about to set in motion my most evil plan!

Impulse: Good God! You're gonna ban comic book fanservice!

Harm: I said "evil." Not "insane."

Superboy: Yeah, c'mon, Impulse. Everyone loves fanservice.

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Incorrect Manga Quote 27

Tsuyu: Congratulations on graduating, Tokoyami!

Fumikage: Congratulations, Tsu! I'm really looking forward to our first year as official Pro-Heroes! I'm going to set up my own agency! Design my own logo! Hell, I'll even get a new mask!

(Record scratch)

Tsuyu: What?

Fumikage: My mask. I'm gonna make a new one.

Tsuyu: Whoa... hold on... you just threw a whole lot of information at me that I am not sure how to process. Did you say "mask?"

Fumikage: Yeah?

Tsuyu: This whole time, you've been wearing a mask?!

Fumikage: (takes off the mask) What's the big deal?! I can just put on a new one and it'll look the same! Tsu?

Tsuyu: ...

Fumikage: (his face is that of a regular person with black hair and bangs covering one eye) You good?

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Titans/Young Justice

Raven: We need you all to help us with a specific threat to our world.

Impulse: You unfortunate souls.

Robin: Yeah, you seriously couldn't find anyone better?

Nightwing: Aw, c'mon, Timbers. Word on the street is that you kids are really moving up in the world. You should be able to help out with no problems.

Secret: So what exactly are we dealing with?

Starfire: The apocalypse.

Robin: Well, shit. We've already dealt with like, three Crises already.

Wonder Girl: Yes, this is indeed facts and we can only put up with so many reboots at one time before it gets old. So we'd rather not get rebooted into remaining teenagers for another ten years.

Tempest: Well, this one is really, really bad.

Superboy: Okay, how bad are we talking?

Cyborg: Excuse me?

Superboy: How. Bad. Are we talikg?

Impulse: Yeah, are we talking Heroes in Crisis-bad or All-Star Batman and Robin-bad?

Flash: Those're both shit!

Impulse: Yeah, but I feel like Heroes in Crisis at least tried with a direction.

Secret: Bart, you can't be serious.

Impulse: What, it's my opinion.

Wonder Girl: And you're wrong.