#source: fullmetal alchemist

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Scout: *laying on his back, staring at the sky*

Guard Dog: *sniffs Scout's face before giving it a lick*

Scout: * sounding despondent* Ya know, Princess, you have no idea how good you got it... no worries, no friends to betray you...

*meanwhile*

Sniper: *watching Scout from the window* Anyone know what's eating Scout?

Spy: *not looking up from his newspaper* He's probably got dumped again.

Demo: Are ye psychic??

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Poppy: *firmly* Now, I know you don't like it but you need to get a tetanus shot for that wound-

Wally: *pressing himself back against the corner* I don't need it.

Barnaby: *paws held up in front of him* It's just one little needle, bud, you'll be fine.

Wally: *holds up a toy wand in a threatening manner* No, no, I feel better.

Barnaby: *reaches for Wally's arm* Don't be a baby. Let's just take off your cardigen-

Wally: *whimpers* How could you, Barnaby... why would you sell out your own friend? You're evil.

Barnaby: *whimpers as he holds the squirming Wally from under his arms* You don't mean that...

Wally: *sobbing as he waves the wand ineptly* I'll turn you all into fish.

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Okay, I'm gonna do something slightly illegal now so you just look the other way for a second.

Jack to Sky, Power Rangers SPD

[strawberryvanillablast]

Giorno's afraid of needles.

Fugo: Look, Giorno. I know you don't like this, but you'll have to get a shot for your wounds.

Giorno: *pressing himself against the wall, sweating* N-Now, let's be calm and rational, Fugo. I don't need it.

Mista: Easy there, bud. It's just one little needle. And then, you'll be fine!

Giorno: No, I'll be fine! I was fine before! Why start now?

Narancia: Come on, GioGio! We'll go get ice cream after this! Abba's paying for it, too!

Abbacchio: Yeah, brat. Don't be such a baby. *reaching for Giorno's arm* Come on. Let's get this over with.

Giorno: *whimpering* No! Why would you sell out your Don like this?! You guys are evil!

Narancia: *whimpers as he holds Giorno on one side* You don't mean that.

Mista: *holds Giorno on the other side* Alright, doc! Get it over with!

Giorno: I'll turn your limbs into fish! No, no, no!

[incorrect-gaffers-quotes]

Duncan, to Leshawna: Okay, I’m gonna do something slightly illegal now, so you just look the other way for a second.

[ffvii-series-incorrect-quotes]

[pkmnincorrectquotes]

When Jessie, James and Meowth take a train hostage:

Ingo: *over the speakers, in a polite but firm voice* ATTENTION ALL MEMBERS OF TEAM ROCKET. WE HAVE RECAPTURED THE ENGINE ROOM AND THE REAR CARS. THIS CART IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT. PLEASE LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS AND LET ALL THE POKÉMON YOU STOLE GO. IF NOT, WE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO USE FORCE.

Meowth: *laughs mockingly* Ha ha! What a joke!

Jessica: We know a bluff when we see one! We will never give up!

James: Y-Yeah!

Emmet: *over the speakers, gleefully* Oh my! You’re still going to resist? Too bad! Negotiations over, bye-bye!

Ingo: ALL PASSENGERS, PLEASE TAKE COVER.

Jessie/James/Meowth: *stumble into eachother as the train suddenly screeeeeeches to a halt*

Emmet: Joltik- *a large cluster of joltiks come scurrying out of the shadows, surrounding Team Rocket on all sides* use Electroweb.

[the-black-bulls]

Yuno: Hey, Asta.

Asta: Hey, Yuno... what happened to your voice?

Yuno: It's called puberty, Asta. Maybe it'll happen to you someday.

Asta: WHAT?!

[shadow-coolness]

Okay im gonna do something slightly illegal now so you just look the other way for a second.

Hilda to Frida

[totallycorrectrecessquotes]

Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole? I'm still growing, dammit!

Spinelli

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Actual footage of Heavy and Medic explaining how they met:

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Sally: Okay. I'm gonna do something slightly illegal now, so could you just look the other way for a second?

[incorrect90snicktoonquotes]

There’s so many people whose butts I have to kick. I’ll have to start carrying around a list to make sure I get them all.

Flats the Flounder

[strawberryvanillablast]

Giorno's subconscious in a nutshell

~ Inside Giorno's brain ~

Devil Giorno: Okay. I'm gonna do something slightly illegal now, so you just look the other way for a second.

Angel Giorno: Huh?! Hold on a second! What is it that you're gonna do here?! Wait a second! Hang on!

@mrsgiovanna

[jazzwings-and-friends]

Jazzwing Quadruplets Incorrect Quotes #12

Joanna: Okay. I'm gonna do something slightly illegal now, so you just look the other way for a second.

Huey: Huh?!