#south park s/o

[kylelover]

MAIN 4 SP BOYS FIRST TIME CUDDLING WITH READER.

hey! Hope you guys like this:) it's my first time writing these hdjssb

STAN MARSH

It was a rainy day outside and you were hanging out at your boyfriends house

which smelled a lot like weed (and pine trees for some reason...) but you got used to it

You were sitting on his sofa watching a true crime movie (he literally forced you to watch it with him)

He sat on one edge of the sofa and you on the other

Stan was focused on the screen, and he suddenly noticed you moved closer to him

You put your head on his chest and your arm around his neck

Stan's cheeks went from normal tint to a crimsom red. He was blushing really bad, and he looked cute.

He really didnt know what to do

He put his arm around your waist and pulled you closer

You guys were infatuated with each others scent

He smelled like lavender and a soft touch of alcohol... it was... comforting in some way

And you were using your iconic perfume/cologne

You were staring at the screen, your head on Stan's shoulder. His eyes were staring at you the whole time, he was mesmerized.

He started feeling light-headed, and felt like there was a knot on his throat.

He was feeling nauseous.

Uh, Oh.

He knew what was coming, Stan didnt want you to see him puke so he always tried to hide it from you, however, it was kind of obvious.

"Sorry babe, I'll be right back."

He got up from the sofa, bad idea. He instantly vomited on the counter.

He was so embarrassed 😭 you comforted him and told him it was okay, which made him feel kind of better about it.

After that, his nauseas became less intense, and both lovers cuddled all night.

KYLE BROFLOVSKI

Team Stan was doing a sleepover at Cartmans house. All of you had sleeping bags

Kyle had his old Terrence and Phillip one, Stan had a light yellow one and Kenny a dusty violet sleeping bag.

And, of course, Cartman slept on his bed with extremely comfortable pillows.

You and your friends were playing video games, a fighting one to be more specific.

since it was only for 4 players you guys took turns.

You were scrolling on your phone, sitting on the sofa and every once in a while watched how the boys played.

"PLAYER 3, ELIMINATED." the sudden noise made you flinch a little bit.

"Dude, are you serious?" Kyle huffed. "Haha, yes! That's for killing me last round, asshole!" The chubby boy laughed and celebrated after eliminating the ginger haired boy.

You heard a sigh near you.

"Hello, love." Kyles voice cracked a little bit since he sat down next to you a little roughly

'Love' oh, how you adored him calling you that. Kyle always used those nicknames with you, such as princess, dear, sometimes even babe.

"Hey." you answered softly.

Instantaneously, you felt weight on your shoulders.

Kyle was a tryhard when it came to fighting videogames, so he was a little tired.

You put your arm around his and grabbed his hand. He nuzzled his head on your neck and whispered, "Sorry, is it okay if I just– if we cuddle?" The boy was nervous. He didn't want to make you uncomfortable by just hugging you randomly.

"Yeah, it's fine." you smiled back at him.

Now, there was a tired boy with his head resting on your shoulder, you on his arms as he held you like he was protecting you.

You could feel his soft, curly haired locks touch your skin in such a gentle way. It tickled your cheek a little...

You felt secured around him, and he did as well.

ERIC CARTMAN

You were watching meme videos while sitting on his bed

Cartman had cuddled a few times he already knew what to do (cough, cough... heidi), so when you asked him if you could cuddle, he wasn't shocked, I mean, who wouldn't want to do it with him, right? (Only you do)

It was 4am so both of you guys were tired, he just nodded slightly at your response which meant yes.

You immediately threw your arms around him and put your head on his soft chest

You never knew why??? he was??? so comfy?? he felt like a pillow.

Cartman moved his arm to grab your arm slightly.

You closed your eyes as the boy watched his videos in silence.

It was rare the moments like these that you had with him since he doesn't want to look "weak" around people. So you appreciated every tiny bit of it.

His scent filled your nose with satisfaction, he always smelled like a combination of cookies and his mothers clothing perfume.

You could hear as the crickets sang, the branches moved slowly and hit the window with almost no impact, the sound of Eric's phone. It all echoed on your ear.

It felt so normal, even though it was the first time you guys did this.

The sounds became more muffled as your eyes started closing. The sound of his heart started fading more and more.

Then, you fell asleep, next to your beloved boyfriend.

KENNY MCCORMICK

Today was a really snowy day. And that was bad. Atleast for South Park High.

The doors were all locked since they were being covered by snow on the outside.

The school told everyone to calm down and that they were all staying in the gym at the moment until the snowfall is over.

Which meant you had to sleep over in school.

You and Kenny were sitting side by side, with your backs against the wall.

The lights were dimmed and sometimes they flickered.

You and him were chatting casual stuff.

Kenny looked at you for a long while, which made you question him.

"Is something wrong?" He nodded his head "My back kinda hurts." He looked tired, like at any given moment he would just collapse.

"Oh lord, i didnt even notice how exhausted you looked... Kenny, if your back hurts maybe you can sleep on top of me?"

You didnt realise how straightforward you were. Kenny looked at you warmly, he loved how caring you were towards him.

"I'd love to be on top of you" He smirked as he moved in front of you and slowly put his head on your lap.

You giggled softly at him, lord, he was such a character.

You were kind of nervous... butterflies building up on your stomach. Kenny always looked so pretty, you never knew how he did it to be so good-looking at all times.

He looked up and smiled at you, his crooked teeth showing up. You always thought he looked cute when he did this as you could see his dimples perfectly.

You played with his hair, it was so soft and fluffy.

His hair always looked so messy yet so nice.

You didnt even notice you were staring until he remarked it.

"Hey, dont need to stare so hard, I wont leave."

You ruffled his hair. "Oh, shut. I love you."

He sat up straighter as you hugged him from behind and he held your hands delicately.

Kenny always felt so giddy and goofy when he was around his partner, especially right now since he had realised you were cuddling, but tried to play it cool.

And you stayed like that for hours. Just rambling and talking about stuff you like.

You didnt realise time went so fast that the birds started chirping. God, you really spoke until 7am? Especially when you spent it with people you loved, even more if it was Kenny.

[viveela]

Couldn't stop thinking about this funny post

[sarejima]

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[jewbeloved]

i had a small request

could you do kenny/Stan/Kyle/cartman (and if possible craig?)

with a reader who sleeps in a super tiny ball while sleeping sorta like a cat?

bye bye!

(hope you are doing well)q

Team Stan + Craig with an s/o who sleeps in a tiny ball🤍💤

I am assuming you mean the s/o sleeps in a hamster ball? While it rolls around or stays still? Is that right?

Warnings: None

Gender: Neutral

💚💙 The Main Four 🧡❤️

As soon as they saw you in that ball, you reminded them of that homeschool kid that had to get around the school inside of a hamster ball.

But while they find you sleeping inside of it peacefully like a cat, oh god they completely melt and find you so adorable 🥰🥰

You might have to explain to them why you're inside the ball in the first place after they got super worried when the ball was rolling as you were sleeping in it. They don't want you to be reckless with it alright?

If you decide to purposely block the way to their locker or the door to the classroom and then sleep there so nobody can get inside, they are gonna be pissed as you giggle silently in your sleep.

Cue them opening the led of your ball and then pulling you out before moving your ball to the side and giving it back to you later when they aren't pissed at you anymore 😊

For their classmates who couldn't get through the door either, they were pissed as well. You are indeed lucky that they didn't tape you to the bench outside like they did to the homeschool kid in the episode.

They would leave you there for like 2 mins and then come back later to find you still sleeping without even noticing that they just taped you to the bench.

Overall, the boys don't mind you sleeping inside the ball, just make sure you don't accidentally fall asleep while it's moving❤️🧡💙💚

💙 Craig Tucker 🐹

Similar with the boys, you also remind him of that homeschooled kid.

You had already been his s/o before he first saw you sleeping in the same exact hamster ball the homeschool kid was rolling around in.

He's surprisingly chill with it, but he is wondering if you stole the hamster ball away from the homeschool kid or you got yourself one that was just similar to his.

Either way, he does find your sleeping form adorable and that's a fact <3

But he will be a tiny bit worried when you're sleeping and the ball is rolling around, what if you bump into something or what if the ball accidentally rolls into the streets and you....

This boy will be incredibly worried for you when he thinks about the worse possibilities that could happen when you aren't awake to stop it.

So whenever you're outside with him at recess, he's going to pay more close attention to you whenever you're sleeping so he can keep your ball from rolling away.💙💙💙💛💛💛

Bro, what's with the images showing up so tiny now???

Fix this goofy ahh update Tumblr 🫤🫤

[varibean]

he's stress baking.

not in the way where baking reduces the stress, but in the way where baking replaces his previous stress with new, slightly more manageable stress

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

A rough approximation of what the part of my brain that contains hyperfixations probably looks like right now.

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Headcanon: Apollo Justice romantic headcanons

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Headcanon: Herlock Shlomes romantic headcanons

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Mr. Snake

Headcanon: Mr. Snake with an S/O

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Headcanon: Mr. Piranha with an S/O

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Headcanon + Multi: Bad Guys with a Rivals-to-Lovers relationship with their S/O

Headcanon + Multi: The Bad Guys pet names for their S/O

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Preference: What Kind of Troll Are You? 

Hickory

Headcanon: Hickory with a S/O

Headcanon: Hickory with daddy vibes

King Trollex

Headcanon: King Trollex with a S/O

Prince D.

Headcanon: Prince D. with timid S/O

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MK

Headcanon: MK with a disguised, Demon S/O

Red Son

Headcanon: Red Son as an S/O

Headcanon: Red Son with an S/O who is cold

Headcanon: Red Son with a disguised, Demon S/O

Sun Wukong

Headcanon: Sun Wukong as an S/O

Headcanon: How Sun Wukong act when jealous + and how they deal with their S/O being jealous

Headcanon: Sun Wukong with a foreigner S/O

Headcanon: Sun Wukong with an S/O that’s touch starved

Headcanon: Sun Wukong with an affectionate S/O

Headcanon: How Sun Wukong reacts when his crush flirts with him

One-shot: Sun Wukong with an Elf S/O playing their ocarina for the first time

Six-Eared Macaque

Headcanon: Six-Eared Macaque as an S/O

Headcanon: How Six-Eared Macaque act when jealous + and how they deal with their S/O being jealous

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Headcanon + Multi: Six-Eared Macaque, Sun Wukong, and Syntax who’s Crush is Shy and Awkward

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[welcum-to-sp]

what jobs suit tweek besides the barista? i kinda like to imagine him being a journalist of some sort? And, yeah, he writes/talks about paranormal stuff.

either he has a small column in a local newspaper, which is barely noticeable because it’s hidden between culinary articles for women over 30 and long-ass graphs + commentary about economics and market which no one reads. but he is very passionate about it, he takes pictures, spends hours reading posts in deep web, talking to possible witnesses and so-called scientists. OR he is a radio host. he has a short show you can hear once your car enters “the middle of nowhere” zone and its 4am on the clock. He has weird guests all the time and this show is just something else. Maybe he has a co-host (Kenny, Craig, Stan i dunno) and they either argue all the time or talk very passionately about even the smallest details of the latest paranormal news (THEY FOUND FUR NEAR THE OLD MINE IT MUST BE THE WEREWOLF). Or Tweek could be a blogger who has the most clickbaitish video previews (THE MOTHMAN FOUND UNDER THE BRIDGE!!!), however, once you open the video there’s, like, an actual mothman. Alternatively, there’s just a pretty big moth flying near the lamp but Tweek, in all seriousness, believes that he found the cryptid. Ghhhghgh ok I’m done

[southieparkie]

“why would you draw craig as a latino when there’s literally a latino character in the show?!?!”

because unlike david, craig had more than one episode?!?!? 😭

(yall are gonna be OUTRAGED when i tell yall that i draw craig as an afro latino lmfao)

[13pairsofsocks]

Me looking at any new fanart from South Park that I can get my hands on:

I'm very normal about them I promise.

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Hi kitty! Could I have the bsd men walk in on their S/O touching themselves/teasing? You can choose who and what happens after💕💕thxs kitty!

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ෆ Dazai, Fyodor, Chuuya X GN! reader[you/your]

CW. masturbation, teasing, praise, fingering(could be afab/amab) caught masturbating, voyeurism(the boys watch u), guiding masturbation, nipple play

A/N :: loo loo loo, did anyone watch south park before? My favorite characters are Wendy, main four, bebe, Craig's gang — written by a minor

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彡DAZAI !! — Ꮚ Your hands were working on your sex, your fingers dancing around your sex. Your other hand under your shirt, your fingers toying with your nipple, oh this felt good but it would probably feel better if Dazai was doing it..his long slender fingers toying your body, your back was arches while you imagine Dazai was the one touching you! Your hands were shaking as you felt your climax, but too busy in pleasure, you missed to hear the door open. Dazai hums as he take soff his shoes, cracking his knuckles as he walks towards your shared bedroom, he smiles when he hears your voice. "Mmh!" He can hear your muffled moans, he opens the door fully but you still didn't notice, your toes curling in pleasure. Your mouth being muffled by the shirt your wearing which was his, he leans against the door frame, his arms crossed as he watches you. His eyes watching your face and hands, he walks over and he can feel his dick throbbing in his pants. He sits down, rubbing your thigh as you continue to pleasure yourself. He leans towards you, his mouth near your ear, he begins to whisper into your ear. You bite more harder on the shirt when you can hear his voice, your finger sticking onto your sex as you cum, your legs shake. He smiles and kisses your cheek, telling you how good you did! Your chest going up and down as you open your eyes, seeing him. You gasp as you thought you were just wearing his voice! He chuckles and kisses your cheek, your face goes darker at the kiss. His finger going down to your hole, tracing his finger around it. You mewl, oh how cute you are. He's going to prepare you then put his dick into you!

✪ FYODOR !! — ≧ Your back was arching, your mouth wide open as you pleasure yourself. Fingering your hole, your fingers pumping in and out of your warmth! Your fingers weren't so long and slender as his bug it will do until he gets back! You felt guilty about doing this without him, you close your eyes and imagine him. Imagining him next to you, his slender fingers teasing your hole. Your head throws back as you let out gasps and moans. You take out your fingers and bring it to your lips, you suck on your fingers to get them more wet. Bringing your digits back down to continue fingering your hole, you grunt as try to push your finger more deeper in. Your other hand gripping on the bedsheet, you imagine fyodor harshly fingering you, his beautiful and handsome face!! You let out a gasp when you feel a hand grabbing your wrist, forcing your fingers out of you. "How needy" you can hear his voice, opening your eyes as he stares down at you. Your face going darker as you gasp and his fingers entering your wet warmth mouth. Getting his fingers wet by your drool and saliva, he pulls it out with a pop! His fingers going down to your hole, he spreads your hole open with his other hand, then he rams his two fingers in. You mewl and clench around his fingers, his fingers feel much better than yours! Oh how it just felt!

彡CHUUYA !! — ✿⁠ You let out a loud moan, your face covered with his underwear, you sniffed it. It was moist with his white liquid, it smelled like his dick. Your mouth stuff with his underwear, your fingers playing with your hole as you imagine his dick going in and out of your hole. Your fingers playing with yourself as he plays with your mouth, you mewl when your fingers hit a spot inside of you. Your hips humping your fingers faster, wanting to climax really bad!! Tears swell up, the pleasure making your mind go hazy. Your legs shaking so harshly, your sex leaking more! Your fingers go in and out more as you suck on his underwear, imagining it's his dick your sucking on. You wanted his dick so bad! When is he going to be back from work! You whine when suck up the rest of his sticky white liquid, imagining he came in your mouth. You whine because you wanted more his seed!! Your fingers stop moving as you take it out, you were starting to feel frustrated, you wanted him. So that's what you got! The door to the bedroom was open, you remember closing the door! You gasp as you grab a blanket and grab the lmao from the nightstand, this was embarrassing. You heard a noise from beside you, you threw it but it stopped. You gasp when you realize it was Chuuya, you hug him. He smiles and kisses you, he saw your show and he was fucking hard. His tent against your leg, he can't wait to do stuff to you, whatever you were dreaming about was about to became real!

[jewbeloved]

Team Stan with a maid s/o🧹🧽🍱🍽️

Warnings: None??

Gender: Neutral

💙❤️ The Main Four 💚🧡

Somebody who is their age and is a maid? Oh this is gonna be interesting.

You can literally have the motivation to clean an entire house and they will be very surprised and confused.

Some maids get tired after cleaning for like a few hours or so. But you just master it like you were born to do this 😳

Cartman obviously begs his mom to keep you around after witnessing this- We know how lazy he can get.

You don't really mind cleaning up after them, but you do remind them to pick up their trash or tidy their clothes.

The food you make is absolutely delicious! If you ever make something else again, expect it to be eaten last then 1 minute.

Their parents like you a lot, mostly because of how responsible you are then their children. Expect the boys to get slightly jealous of you because of their parents praising you.

"Guys this is great, we don't have to worry about doing our chores anymore with Y/n around" Cartman takes a sip of his juice.

"Shut up Cartman, you make it sound like they're a mindless servant"

"They can clean an entire house in just one hour, they make themselves sound like one"

They might not show it, but they feel bad for you ever since they saw sleepless bags under your eyes. You barely even sleep and you're still up cleaning the houses and making sure all of their chores are done.

They felt like total jerks for not noticing your state sooner than later.

If you don't sleep, then they will force you.

Your new task is to cuddle with them in bed and sleep.

Just because you're a maid, doesn't mind they are going to allow you to do this to yourself💚❤️💙🧡💓💓💓

Never saw anybody write this, so I decided to do it myself

[kenlvry]

stans gang and late night skinny dipping eith their s/o

skinny dipping with stans group

an,DAMNN OKAY ANON I SEE U 😝🤞 this is such an interesting one. SLIGHTEST nsfw so theyre all 18

kenny

you and him were having a sleepover, he's just there to accompany you since your parents are out of town and your an only child so it gets scary.

kenny has had this idea for a long time actually,everytime he comes over he suggests you two skinny dip tgt but you always refuse

not that you don't want to, he asks when the sun is blaring at you and during people are just walking by and greeting you like cmon, and also your parents can clearly see you if you two go skinny dip like um???

anyways, you two were watching a movie and it was getting boring, you looked out to your backyard to see your pool, you thought it was a good time "ken, you know how you always ask to skinny dip tgt?"

his clothes are off by the time you finish that sentence. he has been ready ever since the day he saw you had a pool.

he's already in the pool waiting for you. your just there like 🧍 "come in babe" you stood there taking off your clothes while he stared from the pool "damn think i need to be handcuffed somewhere this time" smirking at you.

the pool was cols.the pool wasn't that deep, it reached your shoulder meanwhile it reached just the lowerhalf of kenny. since it was cold kenny would make jokes like "its really cold, dont you wanna warm you sweet boyfriend?" or "you love me right? im really cold rn.."

his hands are everywhere, from you waist to your ass to your hands then your shoulders, he is dora the explorer

tbh you two don't know what to do in there, i mean.. theres only one thing to do when your naked tgt...and uh you weren't up for that

when you have your back turned on him he would definitely press himself against you "tryna do something tonight?" he hugs you from behind and lays his head on your shoulder

"maybe not in the pool ken" you smiled "IN THE BED THEN???" you just kept smiling escaping his grasp around you and getting out of the pool with a towel around you "come meet me there" you winked. he is already there before you know it, skinny dipping with kenny is a one way ticket to not be able to move for two days

stan

tbh skinny dipping was your idea, you were bored and you come across a tiktok abt it and was intrigued.

"no." he has his arms cross and stern look, "PLEASEEEEE, your no fun stan please please" you did your best puppy eyes and hands clasp together looking up to him.

he wants to 100%, but he's scared someone's gonna walk by and see you two literally naked. you were so persistent and he couldn't deny you.

he looked at the time and at this time almost everyone in south park, except for you two are sleeping. he agrees and you burst a huge smile taking of your shirt and pants leaving you in your bra and underwear walking to the pool.

"w-wait y/n!" bro is stuttering blushing fluttering embarrassed flushed. i mean its not the first time he's seen you naked but usually you two make out with your eyes closed so he never really admired your whole body.

you jump in the pool, taking off your undergarments in the pool and throwing it, he sighs taking off everything except for his boxers.

the pool water reached just about above your boobs, i mean you could still see them but the water covers some. "stan take off your boxers" he's avoiding eye contact. "fine I'll do it" "WAIT NO" and like that he's naked now.

he is so embarrassed like damn with you naked he's already shy enough. your pool had stairs, it was a 3 step stair. stan was on the 2nd step slouching and man spreading, he's just watching you enjoying the water, you were cute he thought.

but its no fun when he's doing nothing, slowly approaching him the water slowly submerging from your body. your body revealing itself making even more shy, he doesn't notice it but he's smirking while eyeing you. stan had to held back the urge to vomit.

your body was wet, not too wet but wet. your hair tied up hut some strands wet from taking off his boxers earlier. sitting on his lap with one hand on his shoulder and the other on his cheek reaching in for a kiss, but just as your two lips was suppose to meet you pulled away and winking then getting up from the pool drying yourself and wrapping a towel around you.

he scoffs while smirking at the stunt you pulled. no way hes going to let you go like that, he immediately gets up and pulled your arm and pulling you into a kiss causing the towel to fall down. lets just say you two had one hell of a night

kyle

idk about you but i think Kyle's the first to bring it up, he would bring it up once but then forget about it months later

you remembered and suggested it again, he was like okay boo whatever u say. ur abt to take off your underwear and bra and he justs screams at you to stop "WAIT! do it in the pool" "what why" you don't question it any further and get in taking it off in there.

he says he doesnt want anyone seeing you but its 2 am who wants to walk by and peek through the fence?? "what if your neighbors see you, he has windows yk" "his curtains are close and the person in the room is 3 year old boy" "still."

he would stand REALLY close to tou, he covering you as if the kid isnt asleep 5 hours ago. he is full on staring at you, no shame just looking at you up and down.

he's seen you naked before but somehow you naked underwater is just so much better, he then realises hes been staring too long and is begging you to not swim underwater bc rn mans is having a boner 🤞

you two get straight to the point ,theres no teasing no nothing you two are doing it in the pool no need to the go in the bedroom, he kisses you as an accident but a kiss turned into a makeout session then uh yeah....

you'd have to physically pull out yourself bc you know this shit gon last until morning and youre not trying to have a fever.

cartman

when you mentioned it he refuses straight away "no thats gay" even if you beg with your life he wouldn't agree. you'd have to ask three days in advance.

he'll eventually give in, it took alot od brining though. he def takes off his boxers underwater hes too shy, he doesn't admit to it though

and tbh he doesn't regret agreeing to this bc your body being wet like that was paradise for him, you look so hot and so carefree he is not taking his eyes off of you.

he realises it and get moody bc he loves it and doesn't wanna admit. he would splash water at you so he can fuck up your hair, you told him earlier you didn't wanna dive in bc you didnt want your hair to be wet so he makes sure your hair is wet

you'd tease him alot, touching him from behind, kissing his neck, his lips, he loves it sm but he acts as if he hates it like bro its obvious.

the night ended with bed creaks from your room, if you know what o mean

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Lowkey the Zombies shorts are kinda giving me kid-friendly South Park vibes? That is by NO MEANS a diss, SP is an incredibly funny and well written show with or without the adult subject matter, but it's still worth pointing out I think. Because I like analyzing things.

I think it has something to do with the story structure? Because the formula for all the shorts(barring Robot Space Bear, Endless Summer and kind of Solstice Slasher) has been: Introduce an incredibly normal situation the main characters are in, something crazy funky happens that derails said situation, MCs deal with the threat to the best of their abilities, and then everybody acts like it was no big deal and go about their business as usual. Which is also how I would describe most South Park episodes. Mostly the early ones.

They also have pretty similar senses of humor, too. Like obviously South Park is a LOT raunchier then the fuckin DISNEY CHANNEL ANIMATED SHORTS, but outside of the adult jokes? It's very much the same kind of dry humor. The whole word order bit from Robot Space Bear is a good example. South Park's done the whole "casual conversation while something batshit insane and/or dangerous is happening" bit LOADS of times. Also a lot of it depends on line delivery. That's how it is with most comedy's, but I think Re-Animated and South Park both rely on line delivery more then a lot of other shows I've watched.

Some other similarities would be how they're both musicals, they both have some b a d takes on current politics, and Bucky and Cartman. Just. Bucky and Cartman. I really wanna write an essay comparing and contrasting how those two are written and why Cartman is an objectively better written character but my motivation is failing me pls send help-

At the end of the day, this means absolutely nothing other then *maybe* the people writing Zombies: Re-Animated like South Park. I just like comparing and contrasting my current fixations :)