#southparkfictive

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It's like genuinely the FUNNIEST shit ever listening to what people headcanon the main four from South Park Listen to because mines always like lemon demon or Car seat headrest and that's all cool but I fw Eminem and odd Future mostly. Like I get that you'd think I'd listen to I relate to. Like songs about sex n shit but I'm telling you people.. The slim shady LP is my favorite album ever. Youd probably have better luck putting on lemon demon with Stan than me or cartman.

-Kenny McCormick (fictive)

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A South Park story

Kids in town put straw in frogs' butt and blow up till it explodes causing infection. Scientists suggest putting mask and gloves doing that.

Meanwhile Cartman wants to buy new costumes for an online game, steals money from his mom pocket but it's not enough and getting punished for it. He convinced other boys to protest by BLOCKING ROAD/TRAFFIC and getting paid by big-evil company that pays hippies to do that.

That makes Greta Thunberg so angry and flies over South Park with her private jet and goes for a full fight with them cause the boys ''took'er job''. Greta using everything that's bad for climate and nature.

Greta Thunberg in the end loses to boys but doesn't want to go back to school but dies getting infection from frogs while ignore using masks and gloves.

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Well fellas, I’m just gonna try and process how the fuck we just found out we have a Jesus fictive from the Bible. All along I thought it was South Park’s version of Jesus, I was VERY wrong. He’s a funny guy though love him

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is there a stan up here or are stans parents just triggering MY issues find out next time on uhhhhhhhh. my life

- kenny mccormick fictive of south park #nw💫

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running at phillip "pip" pirrup at full speed and you think im going to attack him but i actually just give him a hug. i miss him.

- kenny mccormick fictive of south park; #nw💫

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eating a bowl of salad right now... it's so nice to be able to eat.

mom and dad never really bought food, everything that did wind up in the pantry wound up given to karen and kevin. i could starve to death and wake up fine the next day, yknow? but here ive got like real actual food, not even just shitty frozen waffles. it's awesome.

- kenny mccormick fictive of south park, #nw💫

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watching Smug Alert! and people have to be so much nicer to stan or else i will just start biting people. randy marsh im sprinting full speed to your house to just like chomp you. you're gonna get punched mr. marsh and im only a little sorry. his gay little song was awesome thank you.

that's why im not really in this episode is because i would just be attacking. bite kill maim.

that being said stan marsh im giving u a hug and a pat on the head. you and kyle deserve the world

- kenny mccormick fictive of south park; #nw💫

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(hello . any eric cartmans ... dont read this. im just Feeling Things but i dont want to drag u down with me. sincerely, your best friend kenny)

staring at a low poly image of cartman. do i hate you?

was i ever really your best friend?? you were mine, for a little bit there. i was in a hospital bed and dying and you sat by me for hours. kyle didnt do that, and stan didnt even show up. (not that i blame either one of them.) did you sit with me because you cared about me or did you do it to make your pizza scheme believable? were those real tears, eric?

you don't care about people. you care about what people can do for you. unfortunately (sarcasm) i actually do care about people, and unfortunately i guess i care about you. you were an asshole but you were like. My Asshole.

...okay that sounds really bad. Our Asshole? no that's not better. YOU WERE MY FRIEND who HAPPENED to be an asshole. something like that. sigh.

- kenny mccormick, south park fictive (#nw💫)

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I WOULD DIE FOR LEOPOLD "BUTTERS" "MARJORINE" SCOTCH. gives u a little kisy. /p

- kenny mccormick fictive of south park, #nw💫

(not a kin as previously thought!!)

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So I found this meme a few hours ago about me, one of those “how South Park characters would react if you asked their pronouns”, and my response was “I use any pronouns, thank you for asking!” in the post

And there was a comment saying “he would NOT fucking say that”

Which is HILARIOUS, because yes I actually would because I DO use any pronouns. Checkmate bitches

- Cartman fictive

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Canon: Kyle doesn’t have freckles

Me: *has freckles anyway*

Canon: *shows scenes where I do have freckles*

Me: So basically what I’m hearing is that I’m right and you (canon) are wrong

- Kyle Broflovski

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My relationship with my source is so very strange. I'm a fictive of Pip from south park, who split from the old host (and went on to become the new host), and i dont really relate to my source at all from a fictive point of view. But I still. *Kin* him. I dont know if that makes sense to anyone else but it does to me. I kin myself i guess. i dont have memories as a fictive but i do as my kintype. i also am kin with other characters from my source like stan. its very strange. (this is okay to tag with kin tags, its prefered over fictive tags but those are fine too)

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TW: eating issues/disordered eating, abuse/neglect/fights, addictive substances

I always forget that I’m able to actually eat properly now haha. My parents were the absolute worst (alcoholics and druggies, and so fucking abusive. Neglectful towards me and my siblings and getting into physical fights with each other), and along with the fact that we were poor as all hell that meant that we didn’t really have food in the house often. I gave basically all of mine to Karen so she would grow properly, and I only ever got food when visiting friends’ houses or when they offered to get me something (still very close with them! I appreciate all that they’ve done for me <3). But now I actually have food in the house. I’m so grateful that now I can get the nutrition I need :)

- Kenny fictive (south park)

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I wish my source’s fandom didn’t hate me so much… I tried so hard to be as nice as I could to everyone around me, and I was only called annoying and made fun of for it. Was it really so bad of me to try and be nice? I thought I was doing a good thing :(

- Pip, a South Park fictive

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Damn I really miss my freinds in weather like this we'd be fighting and starting snowball wars and playing make believe fuck I miss them

- Kyle Broflovski (tag as fictive)

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i miss my friends, i know we used to have snowball fights together, and that jimmy would perform small comedy shows for us on our backyards and they were really funny

clyde, jimmy or token, if you guys are seeing this, know i miss you. i love you guys (kinda) (maybe) (not really) (yes i do)

- craig tucker fictive

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