#kennymccormickfictive

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It's like genuinely the FUNNIEST shit ever listening to what people headcanon the main four from South Park Listen to because mines always like lemon demon or Car seat headrest and that's all cool but I fw Eminem and odd Future mostly. Like I get that you'd think I'd listen to I relate to. Like songs about sex n shit but I'm telling you people.. The slim shady LP is my favorite album ever. Youd probably have better luck putting on lemon demon with Stan than me or cartman.

-Kenny McCormick (fictive)

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is there a stan up here or are stans parents just triggering MY issues find out next time on uhhhhhhhh. my life

- kenny mccormick fictive of south park #nw💫

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running at phillip "pip" pirrup at full speed and you think im going to attack him but i actually just give him a hug. i miss him.

- kenny mccormick fictive of south park; #nw💫

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eating a bowl of salad right now... it's so nice to be able to eat.

mom and dad never really bought food, everything that did wind up in the pantry wound up given to karen and kevin. i could starve to death and wake up fine the next day, yknow? but here ive got like real actual food, not even just shitty frozen waffles. it's awesome.

- kenny mccormick fictive of south park, #nw💫

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watching Smug Alert! and people have to be so much nicer to stan or else i will just start biting people. randy marsh im sprinting full speed to your house to just like chomp you. you're gonna get punched mr. marsh and im only a little sorry. his gay little song was awesome thank you.

that's why im not really in this episode is because i would just be attacking. bite kill maim.

that being said stan marsh im giving u a hug and a pat on the head. you and kyle deserve the world

- kenny mccormick fictive of south park; #nw💫

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(hello . any eric cartmans ... dont read this. im just Feeling Things but i dont want to drag u down with me. sincerely, your best friend kenny)

staring at a low poly image of cartman. do i hate you?

was i ever really your best friend?? you were mine, for a little bit there. i was in a hospital bed and dying and you sat by me for hours. kyle didnt do that, and stan didnt even show up. (not that i blame either one of them.) did you sit with me because you cared about me or did you do it to make your pizza scheme believable? were those real tears, eric?

you don't care about people. you care about what people can do for you. unfortunately (sarcasm) i actually do care about people, and unfortunately i guess i care about you. you were an asshole but you were like. My Asshole.

...okay that sounds really bad. Our Asshole? no that's not better. YOU WERE MY FRIEND who HAPPENED to be an asshole. something like that. sigh.

- kenny mccormick, south park fictive (#nw💫)

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I WOULD DIE FOR LEOPOLD "BUTTERS" "MARJORINE" SCOTCH. gives u a little kisy. /p

- kenny mccormick fictive of south park, #nw💫

(not a kin as previously thought!!)

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CRAIG TUCKERRRRR you absolute bastard. i love you so bad and it hurts my SOUL!! bitch. <3

- kenny mccormick fictive 🍊

(also stan keeps emo pining for you and man idk how much longer i can take it)