#sparkly vampire

[mew-ya]

[27spoons]

I LOVE JET SKIING!!!! I LOVE SURF BOARDING !!!! I'M SO EXCITED FOR LIGHT UP FLOOR !!!!!

maybe it was a subtle foreshadowing to the freak arc with that one fic I got sent... release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin (pun entirely intended)

— sparkly vampire

im Not sending you an ask about watersports on main i fear

release ur inhibitions and accept ur freak............ tell the world you enjoy watersports..... tell them u enjoy a/b/o.... tell them you enjoy knife play... tell them u enjoy being thrown around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! live ur freak lifestyle proudly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also..... mort always has good fic recs and deserves the credit for them...................... she's always cooking w/ her recs frfr. a true literary genius when it comes to that stuff

[elvishdemigod]

Do you ever think the vampires in Twilight get attacked by wild life, like raccoons, magpies, ravens, etc, because they're sparkly?

Oh, ya, ravens and crows are part of goth culture, Twilight also is. But can you imagine just some vampire relaxing, sun bathing, and then a raven thinks "Oh my Odin, SHINY!!" and starts attacking the vampire? Or, at the least, just sort of perches on them and occasionally pecks a little.

Or raccoons just chilling with the shiny.

With that in mind, the sparkle vampires thing becomes a little more pretty.

Also, do you think dragons would try to kidnap them because Shiny?

[easyboyrecliner]

Edward Cullen??

Source: poeticalphotos

[frenchublog]

buffi

[raccoonpog]

One fart and it's over

[shares-a-vest]

Eddie leans down, dipping Steve just so. Steve goes limp in his arms, as a new-found steel strength holds him effortlessly.

His other hand moves to Steve's neck and his boyfriend lolls his head to the side, eyes fluttering shut. Steve parts his plush, kiss-stained lips and lets out a faint sigh.

Eddie squeezes ever so gently and runs his index finger over the two moles on the left side of Steve's neck. He presses his fingertip to each of them, digging in just enough that when he moves away, a pale ring forms around each one.

He leans down further, baring his teeth as he draws closer.

Steve's heart skips with excitement. His breath quickens.

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb," Eddie whispers against the warmth radiating from Steve's skin.

Steve's eyes snap open and his lip curls up in disgust.

"Huh?"

"I'm sorry," Eddie recoils, leaning back just as Steve pushes himself up to a standing position.

He tsks, detaching from him completely. Steve folds his arms with a huff.

"You promised you wouldn't keep saying stupid vampire shit."

[lestatitties]

[scribesofcalamity]

Censored variant of my piece for the DollHouse Zine hosted by @problemsynth 💖🌹 Had to do Sophie,and found a old Playboy shoot I liked to use as reference 😍 Would you care to join her for a drink? 🍷

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[autisticvampireclub]

I think being a tiny borrower size vampire would be So Good. Like in some media vampires can become giant human-sized bats so what if they can also do the reverse (tiny bat-sized human.) Itty bitty bitey person… you’d never have to worry about hurting someone when you drink their blood bcuz your so small!! They’d probably barely even be able to feel your fangs. You could use a mint tin as a coffin… Imagine…..

[kaito-so-cute]

vid source: @ rainysterious on twitter (we only chopped it up into gifs )

[ruanbaijie]

SNOWFALL 冰雪谣 (2024) 1.09

[hypocriticalspicewrites]

Thinking about how in the Lost Boys they're blood is literally glittery and it's all I can think about sometimes.

Like... I could you imagine if other parts of them are sparkly???? [Cause I do. Everyday all the ti]

Blood, tears, sweat, saliva, you know and... *clears throat awkwardly*... Other things... 👁👁

[godslush]

The coin flips to its other side

Cosmic twists into eldritch as the Great Show draws into its third Act…

[cursoulla]

⚠️🍑 booty warning 👇

as promised, here’s nier and his ridiculous ass getting ready

Nier model by @iffyfuistatement.bsky.social 🤲