#spawnlings rambles

[evilspawnling]

the fact that noobador now has a high chance of dying eventually hurts me

[omnivorousshipper]

Demonic Necessities- A Rowen Fic

Based on this writing prompt here

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Owen let out a hiss as he tried to spread more of the waxy substance across his horns, but he knew he wasn't doing a good enough job. He had three sets of horns that had unfortunately twisted around each other. It was difficult to feel where each set started and another ended

He had already gone to Deckard, asking him to wax his horns, but ever since their mother had negotiated his marriage, his older brother was constantly busy

Why the heavens did they need a truce with the angels? Deckard's marriage with another demon would be much more preferable! Even a human would be better!

But no. Their mother has arranged for Deckard to pair up with an angel of Deckard's choosing.

Which meant Owen would be seeing less and less of his brother because of the many trips he had to make to the heavens to meet his new partner

Scowling, Owen's bat like wings flared in disgust and his pointed tail flicked in agitation

His horns were feeling dry and irritated. He could ask a servant, but he didn't need all of his mother's layer of hell knowing he couldn't take care of his own horns like a spawnling. He could ask Hattie, but he knew she didn't have much more skill than him

His little sister often visited a satyr on the middle plain who was skilled at taking care of horns

Thinking, Owen looked around his chambers and his eyes landed on a summoning book. His mother wanted him to practice his summoning of her demonic armies, but Owen had been more interested in beings from the other plains

Stepping up to the book and flipping through, Owen landed on the middle plain. Apparently humans were the best beings to summon to hell. They weren't connected to either hell or heaven's magics, so they could survive on any of the three plains

Nodding to himself, Owen looked over the summoning requirements. Looked easy enough

After a short while, Owen had his sacrifice of food and summoning circle ready

Chanting in one of the many languages of humans, Owen watched as the circle lit up with red and black magic. As his chanting grew louder, the circle grew brighter

In a flash of bright light, a loud bang echoed through his chambers. Shielding his eyes, Owen’s pointed ears twitched as he heard a grunt from the circle

Blinking, Owen looked up and saw a figure sitting on the ground, coughing harshly

The human looked average enough to Owen. He hadn't seen many humans before

"What the fuck?" The human coughed and looked around slowly

Tilting his head, Owen examined the human. He had a small mustache, with dark skin, and a bald head. Owen couldn't help but stare at the smooth skin. Not even a single nub of a horn to be seen

Nor was there a pair of wings or a tail poking out from behind the human. Truly strange

Still watching the human, Owen stood still and silent as the human finally turned his eyes on him

Before launching himself backwards and against the invisible walls of summoning circle

"What the fuck?!" The human screeched

"Stop making so much noise!" Owen snapped. "Do you want someone to hear you? Do you know how much trouble I'll be in if my mother finds out about you?"

His mother hated it when magic was performed in her castle without her knowledge

"Do I know?!" The human yelped. "I don’t even know if this is real!"

"It very much is." Owen glared as the human still stared up at him in fear. "Listen. You're in hell-"

"What?! Did I die? Was I really that bad of a person?"

"-And I summoned you!" Owen snarled over the human's rambling

"What?"

"I summoned you here so you could help me with something."

"Um." The human squinted. "Isn't it supposed to be the other way around. You know, demons getting summoned by humans?"

"Are you saying I'm not powerful enough to summon a weak human?" Owen hissed and took a threatening step forwards. He would not stand to be insutled in his own home!

"No, no, no! That's not what I meant!" The human waved his hands frantically. "I'm just asking! I don't understand what's going on!"

Narrowing his eyes, Owen sneered at the human

"I summoned you to help me with a task. Once that's finished, you may go home."

The human looked him up and down, and Owen couldn't help but spread his wings a little more. He always enjoyed showing off to new people

"I won't have to, uh, kill anyone, right?"

"No." Owen rolled his eyes. "I simply need help waxing my horns."

"T-that's it?"

"Yes." Owen snapped. "Now are you going to help or will I have to summon another human?"

"I guess I can."

Nodding, Owen used one of his clawed feet to scratch at the summoning circle, releasing the human

"Um." Owen frowned as the human stood and cleared his throat. "I'm Roman."

"Owen." He drawled back. "Follow me."

Walking deeper into his chambers, Owen heard the human, Roman, following after him. Hopefully he would be just as good as Deckard is at waxing his horns

[evilspawnling]

intro thing idk im tired

uh hi, im Jammi / spawn

minor btw

he him

uhh my strawpage has more

I am the Greifer obsessed guy in your basement

[evilspawnling]

my friend is SO cooked

so they got a new vocal stim ,, of that one audio that’s like ‘dance if you like inflation femboys’ or something. AND THEY LOOKED UP ‘INFLATION FEMBOYS’ WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT IT IS. AND THE WORST THING IS, ITS ON THEIR SCHOOL COMPUTER..

[evilspawnling]

holy shit

Cool person with cool art followed me this is so goated,,,

[evilspawnling]

me and my friend are talking abt when we first met

mainly abt how toxic where we met was

Like there was this one 20 yo who was REALLY parasocial with me,, reminder that I was 12 at the time

he like,, drew nsfw of my at the time sona,, it was gross

this was all on super Mario make 2 btw

[evilspawnling]

oh yeah I made a reblog account where I reblog random shit

@gnilnwapslive

[evilspawnling]

go follow my characterhub for AGMD stuff and oc slop

[evilspawnling]

sorry if I start spouting nonsense soon I got 2 hours of sleep

[evilspawnling]

thing that I need to work on

I fucking hate the logo but it is what it is

this is the mc btw