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Gender transitioning is like second puberty, but learning you're autistic late in life is like you never got over first puberty.
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My husband and I have this little RPG pantheon/list of beings who hail from the Plane of Chaos.
Guess Bugs Bunny is on the list now.
Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.
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Just started listening to Forensic Files from the beginning, and the narrator is utterly hilarious in the worst way.
*ominously* In the house, they found... computers.
lol
*exact same tone of voice* And then he brutally stabbed her.
lo... wait, omg
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When I'm scheduling D&D sessions with the group...
Them: *literally anything comes up*
Me: Your priorities are wrong, but ok
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Present yourself as though you've been here the entire f**king time.
Because you have.
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I'm afraid of disappointment
Money is bad and awful
I can't trust people
And I don't know what's causing my vulvitis
How are you today?
#having a time#just got back from therapy#I'm a lot#and my brain is tired#everything is complicated#spectrapy#spectralshit
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When people are like "Yay! Isn't it beautiful outside?" in the dead of summer and you're stuck with a second round of seasonal depression because sure it looks nice outside this time, but it's actually too hot for life out there so you're just trapped. again.
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Insomnia makes it easier to talk to Europeans.
#on account of the time difference#lovely people#ten out of ten would lose sleep over these folks#wait#spectralshit
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Just because I don't subscribe to Christianity doesn't mean I haven't been affected by it.
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I just remembered MySpace was a thing.
Y'all my handle was born_confuzed.
I knew I was autistic all along; I just didn't know wtf it was called.
My photos/files on there are all defunct (no surprise) but that would have been a riot to see. 👀
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I realized suddenly why I don't have much of a following on social media. Why I can't seem to crack the algorithms or whatever.
I'm like... fine... at "media", and terrible at "social".
Welp.
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Got on a role in my business class today.
Someone asks, "So, are we just making shit up?" then apologizes.
I'm done for. "Life is just making shit up. It's just about who made the shit up first and who else decided to agree with it."
Them: 😅😅😅
"Thank you, I'll be here Thursday." (Our class meets Tue/Thu)
Hello, it's me. Your existential peanut gallery. The cold sass at the back of the class.
...I hate finances.
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Give no quarter. Take no shit.
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I can tell I was a preteen in the early 'oughts because of how rebelliously misspelled my shit was. (i.e. "born_confuzed" and "vampyregrrl") Good times.
I just remembered MySpace was a thing.
Y'all my handle was born_confuzed.
I knew I was autistic all along; I just didn't know wtf it was called.
My photos/files on there are all defunct (no surprise) but that would have been a riot to see. 👀
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