#cannot function

[anaconda-creates]

scary monster under my bed (essay i haven't started)(due tonight) maybe if i snuggle very cozy under the covers it wont see me and i'll be safe

[zajebrombiscie]

My brain is refusing to work correctly until I interact with another human. Annoying. I just want to stay home and play rimworld, but I guess I have to perform my humanly duties

[crowleysshittyglasses]

I hate the way my brain works bc wdym I can’t make myself draw a picture but I can spend 9 hours fixating on removing embroidered logos from shirts and disassembling pants with a seam ripper???

[floofyflooftheallmighty]

I fucking hate summer

[knivesandteeth]

I love Garak because science fiction needs more effeminate morally dubious fags. It needs more men who break gender roles for fun. It needs more representation of the absolute backbreaking trauma of growing up alone and unloved and trying desperately to fit yourself into a role that will never fit. It needs more repression mixed with love mixed pain.

Let there be sci fi gay men who are complicated and gender fucked and broken and angry and horny and lost and driven.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*peering down at my own genetic sequence* uh-huh uh-huh bold choice bold fucking choices my friend

[boyfriendstevie]

oh my goddddddd 🥵🥵🥵 IM UNWELL BITCH

obsessed with steve eating pussy. sorry.

steve x f!reader

cw: 18+ smut, oral (f receiving)

“Steve,” you choke out in a breathy sob, fingers knitting into the damp locks of hair at the nape of his neck.

He moans in response, the sound vibrating through your core where he’s got his mouth on you. Your eyes meet his, under his thick lashes, his pupils blown wide with desperate arousal. The tip of nose buried in the curls between your legs and it’s the prettiest sight you’ve ever laid eyes on. Even with the pink and orange sunset behind him, Steve’s the best view. His head trapped between your thighs and you find it difficult to hold yourself upright on the hood of his BMW, but you can’t take your eyes off him.

Steve’s got his two middle fingers sunk deep in you, curled just right as you pour out around his knuckles. He eats you like he’s got a point to prove, and well, he thinks he does. Saw the way Hargrove flirted with you as you two walked into the parking lot at the community pool. So, maybe, he’s determined to devour you so beautifully that you won’t be able to think about anything else during your next shift. Jealousy is pretty cute on Steve, especially when it’s so pointless. No way in hell you’re even capable of finding another man attractive. You’re wholly Steve’s.

He whines as he licks through your folds, circles his tongue against your clit and straightens out the fingers he’s got buried deep in you, just to curl them again. You’re a mess of broken moans and cries, brows furrowed and jaw hung open as you watch him. Fingers tug at his hair and he takes the cue, keeping up exactly what he’s doing as your back arches and hips cant up against his face.

“Gonna— god, don’t stop,” you babble out, “just like that, Stevie… gonna cum.”

He blinks up at you, all pretty and wonderful. Eyes urging you on, saying what his mouth can’t because it’s too busy with the task at hand. But you can read it, can practically hear his voice begging you to cum for him.

Steve doesn’t dare let up when your body stills, then seizes against his face. A uncontrollable sob breaking from your throat as you squeeze him between your legs and pull at the roots of his hair. He groans, all deep and lovely against you. Loves his hair tugged at. He pulls your orgasm from you so sweetly, fingers and tongue working together to make you see stars. Only lets up when you let go of the vice grip you’d had on his hair. Steve stands, grabs your jaw and crashes your lips together. Whispers sweet things against your mouth and you cling to him so tightly, whispering compliments right back.

[mx-lamour]

When people are like "Yay! Isn't it beautiful outside?" in the dead of summer and you're stuck with a second round of seasonal depression because sure it looks nice outside this time, but it's actually too hot for life out there so you're just trapped. again.

[blueberryrains]

baek sa-eon: reveals big family secrets

baek sa-eon: BUT THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT. YOU CAN BASH ME OR MY FAMILY ABOUT THIS, THE HELL I CARE. MY ONLY PRIORITY IS FINDING MY WIFE AND LIVE HAPPILY WITH HER. THAT SHOULD BE YOUR PRIORITY, TOO.

he really spent five seconds exposing his family secrets and five hours publicly confessing and begging everyone to help him find the loml.

he’s like, “i can handle all these issues and problems, but i need my wife by my side first.”

[rocksaltpaperscissors]

one scene i cannot get over in System Collapse is murderbot and ART, both barely functional, staggering their way onto the shuttle to leave the 2nd colony. MB getting ART-drone strapped into a seat, worried about how damaged it is. doesn't even notice Iris getting it strapped into its own seat (as she worries about how damaged it is). MB and ART-drone, their humans' first and last lines of defense, destroyers of hostile secunits, sniping back and forth as they try to keep each other from shutting down. their humans, once again just barely Not Dead, looking after their extremely badass and very nerfed defenders. at least 15% of my brain capacity is dedicated to this scene at all times

[dipplinduo]

HOW DARE YOU I'M HOLLERING

FIRST YOU MELT ME WITH FANART, BUT THEN YOU THROW IN A TAYLOR SWIFT REFERENCE-

I hAVE BEEN PERCIEVED

I HAVE BEEN TARGETED

AND I

HAVE BEEN

ATTACKED.

This seriously made my night though oh my God I'm in tears like Drayton in the background. OH MY GOD THIS IS ELITE FANART, THANK YOU SO MUCH I WILL CLUTCH ONTO IT FOREVERMORE 😂💛💛

fanart for S&S D

strange headcanon but I like to think that in the “Goodᵗᵐ” scene written by @dipplinduo, Kieran was playing Karma in his head hehe

The proportions are kind of weird but let’s jst how I don’t see this when I’m older 😍

[scealaiscoite]

⋆˚࿔ excuse prompts 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

¹⁾ “we were so drunk.”

²⁾ “i was trying to protect you!”

³⁾ “i never thought it would go this far.”

⁴⁾ “this wasn’t supposed to happen, i swear.”

⁵⁾ “he swore he wouldn’t tell anyone.”

⁶⁾ “you’re- you’re never around anymore!”

⁷⁾ “if i’d have waited any longer, the outcome would have been so much worse.”

⁸⁾ “you started this shit, i’m only trying to get us out of it!”

⁹⁾ “i… i just wanted the chance to prove myself to you.”

¹⁰⁾ “yeah, ‘cause you’re all such fucking saints.”

¹¹⁾ “i was handling it fine until you got involved!”

¹²⁾ “i wasn’t thinking, that’s the whole point!”

¹³⁾ “you didn’t give me any other choice.”

¹⁴⁾ “i gave you a pass when the roles were reversed, so maybe a little understanding wouldn’t kill you.”

¹⁵⁾ “if this were anyone else, you wouldn’t be riding them half as hard and you know it.”

¹⁶⁾ “you’ve been under so much pressure… i thought i could take a little of it off you by taking care of it.”

¹⁷⁾ “all i did was put my trust in the wrongs person.”

¹⁸⁾ “if you hadn’t chewed me out so damn hard for asking for your help last time, maybe i would’ve felt safe enough to do it again.”

¹⁹⁾ “do you have any idea what it feels like to be lonely in your own house? of course you don’t, because you’re never fucking here!”

²⁰⁾ “i didn’t think you’d care. nothing else ever seems to make you, so why should this!”

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

Resting against Astarions shoulder while he feeds on your neck from behind. One arm around your waist and the other holding you at the base of your neck. Gently rubbing his fingertips against your skin while he moans and you can feel his length getting harder against the small of your back and- *annoying fade to black*

[sugarcoatednightshade]

thinking about how Humans Are Space Orcs stories always talk about how indestructible humans are, our endurance, our ability to withstand common poisons, etc. and thats all well and good, its really fun to read, but it gets repetitive after a while because we aren't all like that.

And that got me thinking about why this trope is so common in the first place, and the conclusion I came to is actually kind of obvious if you think about it. Not everyone is allowed to go into space. This is true now, with the number of physical restrictions placed on astronauts (including height limits), but I imagine it's just as strict in some imaginary future where humans are first coming into contact with alien species. Because in that case there will definitely be military personnel alongside any possible diplomatic parties.

And I imagine that all interactions aliens have ever had up until this point have been with trained personnel. Even basic military troops conform to this standard, to some degree. So aliens meet us and they're shocked and horrified to discover that we have no obvious weaknesses, we're all either crazy smart or crazy strong (still always a little crazy, academia and war will do that to you), and not only that but we like, literally all the same height so there's no way to tell any of us apart.

And Humans Are Death Worlders stories spread throughout the galaxy. Years or decades or centuries of interspecies suspicion and hostilities preventing any alien from setting foot/claw/limb/appendage/etc. on Earth until slowly more beings are allowed to come through. And not just diplomats who keep to government buildings, but tourists. Exchange students. Temporary visitors granted permission to go wherever they please, so they go out in search of 'real terran culture' and what do they find?

Humans with innate heart defects that prevent them from drinking caffeine. Humans with chronic pain and chronic fatigue who lack the boundless endurance humans are supposedly famous for. Humans too tall or too short or too fat to be allowed into space. Humans who are so scared of the world they need to take pills just to function. Humans with IBS who can't stand spicy foods, capsaicin really is poison to them. Lactose intolerance and celiac disease, my god all the autoimmune disorders out there, humans who struggle to function because their own bodies fight them. Humans who bruise easily and take too long to heal. Humans who sustained one too many concussions and now struggle to talk and read and write. Humans who've had strokes. Humans who were born unable to talk or hear or speak, and humans who through some accident lost that ability later.

Aliens visit Earth, and do you know what they find? Humanity, in all its wholeness.

[bluedeedeedoop]

The clock strikes midnight for me, and it is now @barrissday!! YIPPEE!!!! Now i had such a fun time creating this piece, and i've been waiting what feels like forever to get to post it! We got padawan Barriss, inquisitor Barriss, awkward new gay adult era barrissoka, and we got Wise Mother Barriss (and little creature dude)!! I wanted to do something similar to last year when i did an array of Barriss drawings, so yeah! Happy Barriss day!!

[faemytho]

"Dragon Lord" - Dark Cacao defeated Mystic Flour with the power of the dragons

"Immortal" - Golden Cheese defeated Burning Spice by obtaining immortality

"Compassionate" - Pure Vanilla defeated Shadow Milk...