please read the books for my boy jaime lannister who speedran his character arc when he realized that 99 percent of his problems can be cured with buff girl tiddy
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Chilchuck doing quick math to figure out which party member is most likely to get brutally murdered if they are let out of the containment zone for too long is such mom friend behaviour, am convinced that in modern AU setting he'd make the most ruckus about it but also he's a regular at the police station cause he is constantly bailing out the rest of these societal outliers
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I’ve been compelled to do this bc I’m fed up…SO…
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IDW Movie Sonic Appreciation Post :D
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ITS HIM Y’ALL
Work of art- is that snowman harassing another snowman 💀
Snacc time 🌭
WEEEEE :D rip chilidawg :(
He bouta cause hell
“FAAA- I’m dying-“
“I’m deeed”
M u s c l e s
IVE GOT DA POWAR
“Srsly…Heart boxers? Don’t get your hopes up too much buddy”
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@sparkles-rule-4eva your blueberry muffin
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i think a key component of sports fan accounts is holding grudges on behalf of your favourite team/athlete. it’s part of the natural ecosystem
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sometimes i see a take that gets me like ?????????? my guy how did you even manage to get to that?? what path did you take to reach this conclusion?
and shortly after i'm like nah. you know what. i don't even want to know.
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maybe we should just post this from now on whenever someone complains about NCs happening in a BL even though it was brightly written in neon letters up front that the drama will have some 1 8 + sex / NC scenes in it
Edit: here is a less irritating version without the speed up part, even though it's funny that he carries Nong outside 😔
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Recently saw a post in the Adam Taurus tag (an exercise in patience, that tag) that claimed that the signs of Adam not actually caring for the Faunus cause start as early as the Black Trailer. Their evidence?
Blake: What about the crew members?
Adam: What about them?
They proposed that the lack of concern Adam felt for the SDC crew whilst knowing that Faunus were often employed against their will meant he always put his revenge above the needs of the Faunus
Let me tell you, my jaw dropped at the stupidity
The way they went on, you'd think he was about to kill a small nation's worth of SDC workers, but like.
Babe.
It's a cargo train. Their skeleton crew barely has bones
According to the Association of American Railroads, the standard practice is a two-person crew, a locomotive engineer and a conductor, but it's not uncommon to have a crew of one. It would undoubtedly suck to be one of those guys if Adam had succeeded, but it's not the unbridled massacre people seem to think it is
As for the Faunus angle, I highly doubt any slave would be given the skills of either of those positions, much less left in charge of who knows how much lien's worth of name brand products, so no danger of accidentally eliminating the unfortunate kin there. Had they been Faunus that did join the SDC of their own volition, then they's be SOL just like the humans
I'm so tired of people making shit up or blowing things out of proportion to justify their Adam hate
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knitting socks be like
cuff: boring, let me die, when's the good part, ugh maybe i can just do 10 rounds fuck it it'll slouch
leg: awful, can't focus on the pattern, is this even good idk it takes forever to even see the pattern emerge, get me out of here i beg
heel flap, turn and picking up the stitches: talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before
gusset decrease: im gonna fucking kms
foot: eh at least the sole goes fast??
toes: ah shit i fucked up my decreases because im tired of this bullshit OH WELL nobody will know
kitchener stitch: baby. baby boy. you've done nothing wrong and i love you
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Just remember, folks.
If Gig likes you - not that he'd admit it - he'll just be occasionally roosting on the roof of your house.
Not that he's worried about you. Or lonely or nothing. It's just a nice roof. : I
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