#spencer x clyde

[dailyspyde]

day 8!!!!!!

[foxy-eva]

Hi do you still do fic recs??? Cause if you do I would LOVE some with either an unsub!reader or psycho!reader! :)

Spencer Reid x Unsub!Reader Fic Recs

Slow Dancing in a Burning Room by @incognit0slut (18+): This isn’t a love story. This isn’t a fairytale. This is about a woman bent on setting the world on fire and the FBI agent assigned to her case, drawn to the very flame she ignites.

Icarus and the Moon by @imagining-in-the-margins (18+): Spencer and Unsub!Reader have had a not-so-friendly rivalry that turns even more dangerous when they start to fall in love.

Protége by @/imagining-in-the-margins (18+): Spencer learns something very interesting about his friend when a prolific serial killer winds up dead.

My Baby's got a Gun by @writer-in-theory (18+): Of all the agents, they never expected Spencer to get caught in an unsub's web - most dangerous of all, they never expected it to be her.

Where Nobody Knows by @fortheloveofwonderland (18+): Spencer understands the concept of Bonnie and Clyde Syndrome, he just never expected to be experiencing it himself.

Midnight by @/fortheloveofwonderland (18+): When Spencer Reid left the BAU after his stint in prison to pursue a more unsavoury career path, the last thing he expected was to have company on his journey. But after finding yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time, you become entangled in Spencer’s murderous web and the inadvertent Bonnie to his Clyde.

Flirting with the FBI by @reiderwriter (18+): Spencer is getting annoyed with Unsub!Reader and decides to discipline her when he finally finds her

The Daisy and the Bee by @sinfulspencer (18+): When Spencer Reid is sent to look after a serial killer, he learns she might be into him. And he might be just as interested in her.

The Black Dahlia by @sinfulspencer (18+): After her escape from prison, Reader has changed and she's thirsty for revenge. Spencer can't help, but fall for her even more. Even harder.

Too Close to Home by @snixkers: The unsub was an officer, but they didn't realize which one.

[parkerdoeswriting]

I'll Crawl Home to You

(Spencer Reid x GN Reader)

part two:

category: angst and fluff oneshot

summary: reader gets held hostage by unsub, reader and spence both like each other

warnings: gun, being held hostage, a really creepy unsub, dead body, the word “pretty” being used to describe reader in a gender neutral way, bruising on temple, crying, paramedics, like a singular mention of “blood and gore” (not going into detail)

word count: 1.8k

A/N: this is my first ever fanfic so PLEASE don’t go hog wild on me, i also don't know how to really do warnings so I'm sorry if i miss anything!!

The BAU team had been out in Detroit on case for the past week trying to catch an unsub who’s been killing government agents. We got a tip about the unsub’s killing location in an old abandoned warehouse in the middle of nowhere. The team splits up alongside a few cops from the local police precinct as we search for the suspect, you and Spencer are paired together.

“Anyone got eyes?” you whisper quietly into your radio, my gun is drawn as Spencer looks behind him to check on me.

A murmur of quiet no’s fill your radio, Spencer shakes his head as he proceeds further into the warehouse. Quiet rustling can be heard from deeper into the building, both of your guns drawn tighter to the noise. You both head into an area that was almost pitch black, so dark you almost can’t see Spencer in front of you.

Shuffle Shuffle…

“Did you hear that?” you say quietly to Spencer, looking around.

Spencer nods, stalking more into the warehouse where he thinks the noise came from. You look over your shoulder, hearing soft footsteps behind you. The cock of a gun is heard, and then the feeling of cold medal on your temple is felt. You try to scream, why can't you scream? You can’t see Spencer, where is he? The person behind you drags you back, further away from Spencer as his dirty hands cover your mouth.

“You FBI?” A snakelike voice whispers in your ear, sending uncomfortable shivers up your spine.

You nod quickly as the unsub reaches for your gun, grabbing it and kicking it away.

“That’s unfortunate for you,” the unsub snickers, “How many other agents are with you?”.

You don’t respond, which causes him to become irritated, pressing the barrel of the gun harder into your skull.

“Give me your radio” he hisses in your ear.

You begrudgingly obey, passing him your radio so he doesn't shoot you. He takes it from your fingers, holding it close to his mouth before speaking into it.

“You guys really suck for looking after your own, here I am with such a pretty lil agent, and no one’s noticed they are gone.” he snickers into the radio, his hands still pressing you to him.

“REID” You try to scream against the unsubs hands, it only comes out as a muffle.

“Shush” the unsub whisper shouts in your ear, his hand roughly pushing against your mouth.

“FBI, hands up or we’ll shoot” I hear the all too familiar voice of my best friend, I look up and see him.

Spencer has his gun aimed at the unsubs head as he calls for backup. His eyes flicker from him to you, your eyes red and puffy from trying not to cry.

“How about- you drop your gun- and I won’t shoot this pretty lil agent right here in front of you” the unsub snickers sadistically, his gun pressing more into your skull.

You furiously shake your head at Spencer, silently begging him not to comply, your lip quivering as you do. You can almost see as Spencer almost considers dropping his gun, just to keep you safe for a while longer. But his gaze catches yours and he realizes that it’s not a good idea at all, his grip tightening on the gun instead.

“Step away” Spencer sternly commands, his face looking absolutely pissed at the situation.

“You know, you and I could be the next famous murderer couple, a real modern Bonnie and Clyde” the unsub snickers in your ear. “That is of course, if I wasn’t gonna kill you”

“Please, you don’t have to kill me” You stumble over your words, your brain losing its ability to think clearly as the seconds pass. You can feel your chest tightening, it's getting harder to breathe, you need to focus, calm down god damnit. Your eyes flick to Spencer, your only light in this dark situation.

“Please- just- let them go okay?” Spencer says, frustrated, his eyes tearing up as well.

“I don’t think so, they’re mine now” the unsub snarled, his grip once again tightening around me.

“Spencer” I cry out softly, my salty tears dripping down my face.

By then, the rest of the team had finally found the three of you, gathering around the unsub. You can feel the unsub tense up, knowing he’s outnumbered and won’t get out of here alive and free. Your eyes shut, muttering silent words under your breath.

The unsub starts spiraling as he shouts irrational words at you and the team, the gun against your temple almost leaving bruises from the pressure he was putting on it. The barrel is shaking slightly alongside the unsub, who seems to be way more nervous then at the start.

BANG!

You can hear the loud bang of a gun go off in your ear, the loud noise causing ringing in your ear. You can feel as the arms around you become loose and the pressure in your temple almost disappears. More tears flow down as you hear muffled footsteps around you, confusion taking over your brain.

“Hey… hey, are you okay?” someone says, but you can’t quite put it to a face.

You can’t control yourself as you feel yourself fall to the ground, crawling away from whatever scene was behind you. Your body is tense as your tears fall to the dirty concrete floor below you, your head unable to even process what happened.

“Hey, open your eyes please? It’s me, it’s just me, Spencer” the voice comes into play again as he kneels in front of you, less muffled this time as you can finally put it to a face.

You breathe in heavily as your eyes open, you can see the rest of the BAU surrounding the dead body of the unsub, causing your head to get dizzy.

“Look at me, please” Spencer says, gently redirecting your focus to him instead of the gruesome sight of blood and gore. His hands rub your back reassuringly, trying to comfort you as you come to terms with what happened.

Your body lets out a strangled sob into the palms of your shaky hands, your shoulders tremble with each desperate cry. You can’t help it, your brain is just so overwhelmed with emotions and thoughts.

“Shh, you're gonna be okay, you’re safe now” he whispers, his arms wrapping me in a comforting embrace. He hugs you in a way you’ve never been hugged before, his arms emitting a cozy and protective barrier around you both.

Your body still wracked with sobs as you cling onto Spencer, you can hear Hotch call for medical backup and the coroner in the background.

“You were so brave” Spencer says, his arms bringing you up to your feet and supporting half your weight.

He helps you walk out of the warehouse, your face burying into his shoulder as you cross the death scene on the floor, you don’t want to look at it at all. You sit down in the open trunk of one of the BAU’s SUVs, waiting for medical to come and check you over. The whole time, your hand was held reassuringly by your best friend. You definitely needed him at this moment, here with you, comforting you.

Eventually an ambulance and the coroner's vehicle show up, taking the unsub’s body away in a bag as the paramedics check you over. They concluded that you didn’t have any serious physical injuries, just a bruise on your temple. You got up from the back of the ambo, heading back to where Spencer was watching.

“What did the paramedics say?” he says, meeting you halfway from where you were walking, his hand going against the small of your back.

“I’m good to go, just gonna have a killer headache” you say, burying your head into his chest.

You stay like this for a while, his hand rubbing your back gently as you press your face into his sweater vest. He smells nice, like vanilla and the light scent of wool.

“Alright everyone, let's head out” you can hear Hotch say as he gets us into the two SUV’s.

You get into the SUV with Spencer, Derek and Emily. Emily sits in the passenger side as Derek drives, you and Spencer in the back as you lay your head in his lap. You fall asleep rather fast, your hands clinging at the fabric of his pants as if he might slip through your fingers if you don't. His hand subconsciously going for your hair, his slim fingers playing with your hair.

“You really love them, don't you?” Derek speaks up after driving for a while, noticing your sleeping body in the rearview mirror.

Spencer stops playing with your hair as he hears Derek, his face heating up.

“Well- of course I care for them, they’re my best friend” Spencer mutters, moving a strand of your hair away from your face.

“Come on kid, they’ve been laying in your lap for the whole car ride.” Derek laughs “they like you too, you know, everyone on this team can see”

Spencer looks down at you as you rest, admiring your sleepy face as he ponders the possibility of you feeling the same.

“No.. no they don’t, they’re way out of my league” Spencer replies quietly, his eyes not leaving you.

“You think they don’t? Look at where they’re sleeping right now, they like you enough to sleep on top of you” Derek jokes, and Spencer can hear the quiet laughing of Emily in the passenger seat.

“You really think they like me?” Spencer smiles softly, his hands returning to your hair once again.

“If you ask them out, I don’t know why they wouldn’t say yes” Derek shrugs.

“Morgan, I’m a socially awkward genius who’s never been on a date before, I don’t even know where to start!” Spencer quips, fidgeting nervously with his shirt sleeve.

“Just tell them you like them and would like to get food with them. I’m sure whatever you do, they’ll like it, they even like the same nerdy things you do!” he teases Spencer.

A beat…

“I think I’m gonna ask them out” Spencer smiles, looking up at Derek as he drives.

“Good, because the team is sick of you both making goo goo eyes when you both aren't looking” Derek teases him.

“No we don’t” Spencer blushes, gently caressing your face as he thinks.

He can feel as your grip on his pants gets tighter, your head readjusting carefully in his lap.

“For a genius, you are quite stupid” Emily finally speaks up, Spencer’s eyes widening.

“Come on Spencer, how can you not see it?” she adds as her body twists, looking behind her.

“What do I do then? I don’t want to ask them out and then have things be weird between us!” he replies nervously, feeling like a love-sick teenager.

“Just be confident Reid” Emily smiles, giving him a thumbs up.

The team finally pulls into the hotel parking lot after a very long day. He looks back down at you, brushing your hair out of your face.

“Just be confident” he repeats in his head, sighing.

[blackdollette]

⊹ ࣪ ˖ 𝐥𝐢𝐯'𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐫𝐲. ‎‎₊˚⊹ 𐦍༘⋆₊ ⊹

#RULES!

what i will write.

i will primarily write rory culkin content on this blog, but i am now writing for miguel o'hara, spencer reid and the outsiders. i try my best to answer all requests that i get, unless they go against things that i write. i write 18+ content.

what i won't write.

incest, pedophilia, scat play, & watersports.

#MASTERLIST!

kinktober masterlist.

be my valentine. ₊˚⊹♡: masterlist

☆ = nsfw

charlie walker.

if i cant have you, no one can. you & charlie stalking eachother. getting down with charlie. ☆ charlie's personal camgirl. ☆ pretty when he cries. ☆ subby charlie giving you head. ☆ trashy tutor session. ☆ trashier study session. ☆ prettiest girl he's ever seen. best friend. childhood crush.

euronymous.

dating euronymous hcs. giving euronymous head after a show. ☆ euronymous' fucktoy. ☆ meeting euronymous at a party. meeting euronymous at a party (part 2). ☆ admiring from afar. taking his virginity. ☆ bimbo and the beast. ☆ first time doing anal. ☆ little black bimbo. ☆ rough sex. ☆ throatfucking. ☆ gonna play with myself. ☆ ps girlfriend hcs. ☆ the shape of my body. ☆ threesome with dead. ☆ i'm the boss. ☆ friday night fight. grinding in the pale moonlight. ☆ cheater. ☆ loving you is hard, being here is harder. blessed with beauty and rage. private session. ☆ brother's best friend. ☆ sweetest melodies.

clyde.

dating clyde hcs. making edibles on a stormy night. crying on his shoulder. bathtime with clyde. ☆ intoxicated sex. ☆ sloppy sex. ☆ meet me at the diner. dating clyde hcs (again.) shotgun. ☆ taking his virginity. ☆ tired n sickly. ☆ fingerbanging at coachella. ☆ kissing behind the skate structure. do you want me or do you not? the bad girl next door. ☆ forever wild. ☆

jack thurlow.

having sex with jack. ☆ jack's worst addiction. jack's keepsake. ☆ your first time. ☆ your wife won't mind. ☆ hold me, love me, touch me. ☆ i need you. ☆ guided masturbation. ☆ sun & moon, december & june. let's ride. ☆ sad girl. a little party never hurt no one. dom x dom. ☆ somnophilia. ☆

ollie sway.

giving ollie a striptease. ☆ public sex. ☆ first orgasm. ☆ attempt to be dominant. ☆ watching me get undressed. ☆

kappa.

one night stand with kappa. ☆ a friendly visitor. caught masturbation. ☆ jealous girl. ☆ softcore babyface. (ft. dan cooper) ☆ don't forget me. ☆ got a knife in my shirt. ☆ my cult leader. ☆

dan cooper.

dan's first time using a toy. ☆ dry humping. ☆ two little bunnies. ☆ pegging danny. ☆ dan cockwarming. ☆ world's biggest whore. ☆ danny dom. ☆ feminization. ☆ softcore babyface. (ft. kappa) ☆ daisy chains. ☆

chris kenton.

friends with benefits. ☆ private dancer. ☆ truth or dare. ☆ blowjob. ☆ got me feeling so much. ☆

marcus (swarm).

putting him into subspace. ☆ that damn bowl of strawberries.

spencer reid. (criminal minds)

you wanna make the switch? ☆ heard that you like the bad girls.

more characters to be added.

credits to ©444rockstargf.

[fortheloveofwonderland]

Midnight | Masterlist | SR

“Sometimes there is no darker place than our thoughts, the moonless midnight of the mind.”

Summary - When Spencer Reid left the BAU after his stint in prison to pursue a more unsavoury career path, the last thing he expected was to have company on his journey. But after finding yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time, you become entangled in Spencer’s murderous web and the inadvertent Bonnie to his Clyde. Now the cops are closing in on the two of you and if you don’t act fast your torrid love story could meet its tragic demise.

A/N - this fic is based off songs by the band Set It Off. Most chapters come from their album “Midnight” but some taken from other albums.

Pairing - Unsub! Spencer x Fem! Reader

Category - angst | smut | hopeful ending

Content Warnings - unsub! Spencer, destructive and slightly toxic relationship, smut, blood, murder (chapters will have their own warnings).

Coming Soon. Chapter Navigation under the cut

More chapters to be added soon

Chapter One - Killer in the Mirror

Chapter Two - Hourglass

Chapter Three - Nightmare

Chapter Four - Duality

Chapter Five - Never Know

Chapter Six - Raise No Fool

Chapter Seven - Go to Bed Angry

Chapter Eight - Dancing With the Devil

Chapter Nine - Who’s in Control?

Chapter Ten - Why Worry?

Chapter Eleven - I’d Rather Drown

Chapter Twelve - Better Than This

Chapter Thirteen - Different Songs

Chapter Fourteen - Bad Guy

Chapter Fifteen - The Haunting

Chapter Sixteen - Dangerous

Chapter Seventeen - Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing

Chapter Eighteen - Uncontainable

Chapter Nineteen - Stitch Me Up

Chapter Twenty - Unopened Windows

Chapter Twenty One - Miss Mysterious

Chapter Twenty Two - Skeleton

Chapter Twenty Three - Catch Me If You Can

Chapter Twenty Four (Epilogue) - Partners in Crime

[panicatthecourtx]

【SOUTH PARK ROLEPLAY SERVER】

☆ We are a decently established discord roleplay group who just did an entire plot restart and are looking for new members to fill some much wanted character roles! ☆

Requirements:

☆ Must be 18+, this is non-negotiable as most members are 19 or above.

☆ NO drama will be tolerated. We ask everyone to have fun, but please be respectful of how others portray their characters.

☆ ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18 OR OLDER!! Unless they are a younger sibling, the rest will be 18!!

☆ We do use the Tupper bot as well!

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【UNAVAILABLE CHARACTERS】

《Characters currently being played》

Tweek - Craig - Stan - Kyle - Kenny - Cartman - Wendy - Bebe - Kevin Stoley - Pete Thelmen - Henrietta - Annie Knitts - David Rodriguez - Clyde Donovan - Trent Boyett - Bridon - Davey Harrison - Gary Harrison - Christophe - Gregory - Tricia Tucker - BloodRayne(Katie) - Karen McCormick - Michael(Tall Goth) - Pip Pirrup - Damien Thorn - Red - Ike - Jimmy - Heidi - Butters- Mercedes - Porsche - Charlotte - Lizzy - Rebecca Cotswold -

【Active Ships】

Creek, Stary, Kyvid, Bendy, Kenman, Hennie(henriettaxannie), Gregstophe, Revin, Mercyde(Mercedes x Clyde), Brete( Bridon x Pete) and Dip.

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【WANTED CHARACTERS】

Tolkien Black - Timmy Burch - Scott Malkinson - Mike Makowski - Firkle - Nichole Daniels - Thomas (Le Petit Tourette) - Estella Havisham - Leslie Meyers - Nelly - Bradley Biggle - Shelly Marsh - Jenny Simmons ‐ Lola - Jason White - Alejandro White - Timmy- Pocket - Spencer Hollis- Brimmy - Josh (Hannibal Kid)- Dogpoo- Bradley (Cartman Sucks)- Corey Lanskin- Davey Solokov - Jessica Rodriguez- Marc Cotswolds- Sophie- Tammy- Tommy- Ferrari- Heather- Lexus- Allison- Annie Gelson- Larry- Ravyncrowe- Ryan- Vladimir- Amanda Harrison- Dougie- Flora- Filmore- Jeni - Jenny Harrison- Kevin McCormick- Mark Harrison- Billy Miller

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Any character will be accepted, even if one is not listed! Just let us know what character you want, and that's fine! We are 100% okay with background characters, too. Just let us know exactly who! Otherwise, it's free to choose! You may even choose an adult/parent if you would like, but please let us know due to certain plot points!

[womenloverlmao]

Masterlist!

Spencer Reid~

Forgot Something? - in which Genius Dr. Spencer Reid forgets something very important before he leaves for work

Dropped - (angst) based on champagne problems by Taylor Swift

Baby - in which reader calls Spencer baby for the first time

Necklace - in which Spencer puts on readers necklace for them

NSFW:

Sweater Weather - in which Spencer gets needy after seeing reader in a sweater and little high waisted shorts (based on sweater weather by the neighborhood

NSFW Alphabet

Pegging - in which spencer gets pegged idfk what you want from me

Service Top Spence

Headcanons:

College Student Reader

ADHD Reader

Missing Shirt?

Iris

Maid + Man of honor

Reading

Mine - based on mine by Taylor Swift

Christian Reader

Music

Scott Pilgrim~

Characters with chubby reader

Characters with rugby player reader

Wallace X Reader X Scott headcanon

Rory Culkin~

Charlie Walker-

Your Loser - in which reader braids Charlies hair

Scott Bartlett-

I love you? - in which they say I love you for the first time

Samuel Lafferty-

Your group of three - in which reader is thankful for her group of three

Surprise! - in which Sam is met with a surprise on readers lap when he gets home

Clyde-

Fix you - not a story but might make it one

Dumbasses - in which reader and Clyde are both dumbasses

Skater Boy & Preacher girl - in which Tate is rushed but Clyde and Preacher! Reader fall in love

[spshipstats]

When originally selecting ships, I did my best to include all ships I’d ever seen people actively shipping. But of course, I am only one person and can’t have possibly seen all the ships ever in this vast fandom. If I add any additional ships, I’d like to survey the public’s feelings before I do so. Please be as objective as possible in your answer!

[wqbytop100]

WQBY

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Dizzy --Sick Individuals, LOUI LANE -82 [48]

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Dreams --Ali Farben, Maurice Lessing, Emma Wells -120 [92] -8w

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***I Hate You In The Morning --Otha -(new)

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Say It Right --Dubdogs, Farfetch'd -112 [65] -9w-

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She --Karin Ann (Benny Benassi Remix) -111 [94] -7w-

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About Me!

Name: K :)

Pronouns: She/Her!

Favorite characters: Kyle Broflovski ( literally he’s so me coded ) and Stan Marsh ( he’s literally my baby!! my baby 😠) Kenny McCormick, Butters/Margarine Craig Tucker, and Tweek Tweak, Wendy Testaburger

Favorite Ships: Style! ( literally could read style fics for hours ) Creek! Stendy! Stendyle! Kenny x Margarine

headcannons

• Kyle is six two! Craig is six five! tallest boys in the school!

• Stan and Kenny are both around 5”10/11

• Tweek & Kyle have very preppy styles, while Stan and Craig have more of a street style

• Craig has autism :)

• Bebe is five foot even and everyone makes fun of her for being the shortest person in the class

• Stan is a functioning alcoholic

• Craig plays basketball for the school ( he doesn’t like )

• Tweek and Butters are theater kids! Kyle is too but on the tech side isn’t as loud about.

• Nichole has hooked up with Kyle before at a party while they were both drunk. They NEVER speak about it.

• Tolkien throws all of the parties

• Kyle loves to drive

• Stan is bi but not open about it

• Kenny hooks up with everyone ( sometimes for money) but has a soft spot for Margarine

• Margarine has a huge crush on Kenny

• Wendy is head cheerleader, and caption of the volleyball team AND Student Body President!!

• Kyle and Wendy have an academic rivalry

• Cartman refuses to get his license bc he likes making ppl drive him around

• Shelly is dating Kenny’s brother Kevin

• Stan plays hockey, Kenny does too but can’t for the school because he works THREE jobs!

• Kenny’s three jobs are at Taco Bell, Dollar Tree, and Spencer’s

• Stan and Kyle sleep in the same bed during sleepovers

Favorite Friendships:

Clyde & Craig, Tweek & Butters, Butters & Stan, Wendy & Kyle, Kyle & Tolkien, Tolkien & Wendy, Bebe & Tweek & Butters and Kenny, Kenny & Stan & Kyle

Note: I have a lot more headcannons tho for all of the characters, and all these apply to all of my fanfics I write abt SP, it’s an AU :)

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“ i know you can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be… whelmed? ”

19 y.o… :: any pronouns r fine idc !! im a black girl XD 👍👍

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i write for… spencer reid, (possibly) aaron hotchner, rory culkin characters (jack, clyde, r!euro, ollie, charlie…), benny cross, sebastian kydd, tasm!peter, miguel o’hara, josie marks, sydney adamu, djats, rue bennett, jesse pinkman… if they aren’t listed, you can definitely ask <333

+ if u wanna make it an “x bimbo reader” please do not hesitate to ask.

++ i will write smut (not for underage characters), angst, fluff:: however i will not write incest, raceplay, ageplay (i will write age regression however.), scat, vomit. there might be more that i’m forgetting, i’ll add as we go!

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ANNOUNCEMENT TIME

I officially have a mood board for my next story! I have had the idea for almost as long as I have been writing STS but I was worried if I started it I wouldn’t finish STS… but anyways this was to help me get motivated and inspired and hopefully get some of you excited as well!

Get ready for Spencer and Reader with a bit of Bonnie and Clyde…

Content/Trigger warnings: mentions of sexual assault, murder, blood, gun and knife violence, sex trafficking, bdsm themes, sexual themes (will continue to update these)

Coming soon

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I swear as a person who has never received flowers from anyone. Reading about my favorite character bringing me flowers in fanfics makes me want to cry from how cute it is.

[samuel-de-champagne-problems]

There’s A Heart On Your Sleeve (I’ll Take It When I Leave)

Summary: Spencer is no Clyde and you are no Bonnie, but why can't you just run from it all?

Content Warning: Spencer's prison arc, mention of narcotics, and Spencer being drugged.

Pairing & Category: Spencer Reid x Reader (She/Her) & Angst with a bittersweet ending

Word Count: 3,450

Note: This is based off Run (Taylor's Version) (From the Vault) with Ed Sheeran. It was one of my favorites from the vault immediately. Their voices sound beautiful together! Technically this can be considered a part 2 to this fic, but it's more like they take place in the same universe. I like doing parallels or callbacks to older fics (P.S. it's the one when they get married in the field of flowers with flower rings). Anyway, I hope you enjoy this & there's more vault fics to come!!

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There's A Heart On Your Sleeve (I'll Take It When I Leave)

When he realizes what’s happening, all Spencer can hear is people yelling. His head hurts too much to think. All he can do is sit there in the cell and hope that the spinning stops. In his head, he pictures how the dust settled as the lights in the rear view flash before his eyes. Everything hurts. His hands, his head, his chest. It feels like his heart is going to explode from his chest.

Anytime when the world gets to be too much, Spencer will try to ground himself. He’ll think of things in his surroundings that remind him of the good in the world. But, hundreds of miles away from home with blood caked into his nail bed, he struggles to find the good. He reaches into his pocket, looking for the small piece of good that he has left. Your gold and red locket is heavy in his shaking hands. He hides it in his hand, keeping it safe. But he wonders, who will keep it safe from him?

The guard comes to the cell waving his hand to get Spencer’s attention. He stands up, hoping that someone will finally tell him what happened. No amount of clarity will help Spencer understand why there is blood crusted under his nails and why he feels like he is flying. All he feels is shame, though. After years and years of staying clean, after crawling out of his own grave time and time again, he’s watching it crumple like a piece of paper tossed to the side. His head hurts too much to think about that.

“I need to call Y/N,” Spencer whispers to the guard, “I need to call my wife,” he says, hoping for some mercy from this stranger.

“You're gonna need a lot more than that,” the man says, his eyes scanning across Spencer’s face. He doesn’t have a mirror, but he doesn’t need one to know he looks like he’s been through it. From his blood-caked nails to his dirty hands, Spencer, himself, knows he looks anything but innocent of whatever it is that he’s in here for.

“What’s going on?” Spencer says, desperate for answers that he doesn’t have. He’s not used to not knowing. He’s used to having all the answers, but now he’s in the dark without a flicker of light in sight, “What am I doing here?”

“You tell me,” the man says, “You tell me what you’re doing flying down the road high out of your mind. Where’s your identification? Your passport?”

“I don’t know,” Spencer says, his voice growing timid with defeat, “I-I…Something’s wrong. I can’t remember anything. I need to call her. I need her,” he says, his desperate pleas going ignored.

“What’s your name? What happened to your hand?” he asks, making Spencer look down at the bloody gash on his hand. How did he not see this before? How did he miss this? He never misses things like that, it’s not like him.

As the man stares at him through the cell bars, your locket burns into his skin. He wants to curl up on the cot a couple feet away and pretend that this is all a nightmare. The rest of the room bustles around making Spencer’s head spin.

“Doesn’t that seem like something a person would know?” the guard says, the sarcasm in his voice not lost on Spencer, “And you Americans don’t understand. You don’t get a phone call,” he adds, the bitterness stinging Spencer more than his bleeding hand.

“I don’t know, I don’t know what’s going on,” Spencer says, bringing his bloody and dirty hands to his hair. When he’s stressed he tugs on his hair like it will help him suddenly understand what he needs to do. It never works.

What works is you.

“Well, what if you help me understand why you had narcotics in your possession? Maybe then, I’ll help you get that call,” the man says, bargaining with Spencer. So many times Spencer’s been on the opposite end of this conversation, offering someone a deal for a piece of information. His head hurts too much to think straight. It looks like the man has three heads and maybe four floating eyes.

“You forgot about that didn’t you,” the guard chuckles, a twisted smile spreading to his face, “If I were you, I’d start talking,” he suggests, leaning forward to whisper through the cell bars, “Start from the beginning,”

His mom. The treatment. The car. The woman. The blood. It all comes rushing back.

You follow in behind Luke and Emily. The station where Spencer was brought to is a place you know you never want to be in again, but you know you’ll return in your nightmares. The flight down was silent. Neither Emily or Luke wanted to admit to you they had no idea what to do to help Spencer, but you knew it anyway.

Luke, despite not being on the team for long, seemed to have taken on the burden of making sure that Spencer is okay because he reaches the cell before you can. When you approach him, Spencer’s eyes darken with shame. He refuses to meet your eyes in embarrassment or humiliation, you’re not sure. Whatever it is, though, you never want to see it on his beautiful face again.

“I’m going to run some tests. Try to figure out what they got you on,” Luke says softly, his genuine care for Spencer making you believe that somehow you’ll be able to get through this, “We’re all here for you, man,”

“Thank you. Helpful,” Spencer mutters, holding the cell bars as he rests his forehead against the metal. All you want to do is reach out and fix his hair, “You came,” he whispers, his eyes, for the first time, meeting yours.

Everytime he looks at you, you fall in love all over again. His golden brown eyes melt as he looks at you. With one look, you’re transported back to all those sweet memories with his arms around your body holding you steady. Now it’s your turn.

“Of course, sweetheart,” you say, “I love you, Spencer. I love you no matter what happens,” you tell him like it’s the last time he’ll hear it because it might be.

“I love you,” Spencer says, tears streaming down his face as he reaches out between the bars for your hand. He grips onto you, holding you steady as your shake with fear and anxiety, “forever and always,”

“Forever and always,” you whisper, squeezing his hand. He looks away, swallowing his fears for your shake. You want to kick yourself for letting him be the brave one again.

“We’re having a hard time finding this Dr. Rosa,” Emily says, sifting through the paperwork in her arms. She hands Luke a thin file of the information they collect from Garcia, “Can you tell us anything about her? A last name, maybe? Why were you going to Mexico to see her?” Emily asks, glancing at Luke.

Their silent communication makes you feel a little uncomfortable and totally useless. There isn’t much you can do, but hold Spencer’s hand through the cell bars and try not to cry. You know they don’t mean to purposely leave you out, but your desperation to see Spencer free outweighs the way it stings.

“I’m trying to remember,” Spencer says, his gaze moving down to his shoes. You recognize that look, the shame of it. What you would give to take all his pain away. You want to bottle it all up and toss it away into the ocean, far away from Spencer. He’s had so much to try to strip him of his goodness, it will be a tragedy to see it wilt away yet again, “I don’t know. I don’t know anything,” he repeats, his words slurred as he speaks.

“My agents chased you near the border. My best guess is you planned out crossing it,” the man from earlier says, appearing from the left near the officer’s desks. Emily and Luke make eyes at each other again, the communication lost on you, “Is that true?”

“No, I don’t...I, uh,” Spencer says, stammering through the words. He brings his hands to his head, the blood dried around the wound. It looks like it hurts, but from the way he talks you’re not ever sure he remembers his name, let alone feels any pain, “I think I was chasing someone,” Spencer says.

“My officers believe you were too,” he says, looking at Emily and Luke, “But they didn’t get any information on that person,”

“I think I’m being framed,” Spencer says. You suck in a breath, even though you knew he was innocent the whole time, you wonder how he got himself into this mess in the first place, “I didn’t hurt anyone. I would never hurt anyone,”

“I know, baby,” you whisper, “I know you wouldn’t” you reassure, wishing you could do nothing more, but hug him so tight he forgets all about his terrible day.

You pinch your skin, hoping foolishly that you’ll wake up cuddled up next to Spencer’s sleeping body under your warm sheets and golden sunlight. But you don’t wake up. Your skin hurts from the pinch, but it’s nothing compared to the pang in your heart.

“Who would do this Spencer?” Emily asks, “We put so many people away, but this, this is something different,” she gathers, sharing looks between Luke and Spencer.

“It’s not looking good, Reid,” Luke says, putting a comforting hand on your shoulder, “I’m trying to get our counterparts to release you to us. It’s going to take some time, but we’re going to do our best to get your home,”

Spencer nods, thanking his co-workers for their unyielding loyalty. They really are good people, you think. If you would be able to have it your way, you would have broken him out of here guns blazing. You would have been in the getaway car on the open road with responsibilities in the past and possibilities in the future.

“I want to talk to Y/N,” Spencer says, his voice threatening to break as he says your name, “I need to say somethings,”

“Spencer, baby, I’m right here,” you say, trying to keep your voice steady for both of you, “I’m not going anywhere,”

The man from earlier returns with a partner, maybe the second in command. He walks over to Spencer’s cell without a word, unlocking the cell. Spencer’s cuffed hands don’t make for an easy hug, but neither of you care. Spencer doesn’t smell like his normal coffee and mint shampoo. He smells like bleach and sweat, but, again, you don’t care. His metal cuffs cut into his skin and he lets you hug him. You know that you want nothing more than to put his arms around you and pretend that this day has never happened.

“No touching!” the partner shouts angrily, making you jump and remove Spencer from your embrace.

Spencer’s pale face looks more ghostly than ever. His hallowed cheeks and wild eyes look nothing like the gentle, golden, and good man you know and love. But somewhere, under the caked blood, bloodshot eyes, and dirty skin is the man you married. He’s still him, even though you don’t recognize the lifeless stare he wears.

“I’m not weak, I’m not weak, I’m not weak,” Spencer whispers, rocking on his feet slightly as he tries to soothe himself. You want to reach out to him, tell him he’s the strongest person you know, but the words don’t come. It’s like you’re paralyzed by it. The reassurance that lives on your lips falters into nothing.

“You have five minutes,” the man says, dismissing his partner and himself as they walk away towards the direction they came in.

Emily and Luke share another pointed look, communicating silently as Spencer continues to mutter under his breath. Now that the police are gone, you rush to Spencer’s side. First you inspect his wounds. The bleeding on his hand has stopped, but looks really painful. His head is bruised too and his lips are puffy. Whatever has happened to him has left as much of a mental scar as a physical one. You were forced to leave your purse at security when you first arrived, but it’s not like it would have been much help anyway. Afterall, bandaids don’t fix bullet holes, or in this case, grazings.

“I’ll be okay,” you tell them, wanting a moment alone with Spencer before you lose the chance. You know, without a shadow of doubt, that he’s innocent. But, unfortunately, it’s not for you to judge. And, like Luke said himself, things aren’t looking in Spencer’s favor right now, “Five minutes,” you confirm, smiling a tight-lipped smile as they follow the police out the door and into their offices.

“Oh, my sweet boy,” you say, “come sit,” you tell him, directing him to the metal bench against the wall, “I don’t have any bandages or anything. I just—”

“I’m so sorry, Y/N,” Spencer says, holding your face in his hands. You lick your lips, a nervous tick you’ve always had. You don’t know what to say. Was this a confession? No it can’t be, “We shouldn’t be in this town,” Spencer whispers, wiping the tears that fall from your eyes, “I’m so sorry, I fucked this up for you too,” he says, resting his forehead against your forehead in a moment of profound tenderness.

“I just—Spencer, tell me. Tell me, sweetheart. Tell me what you were doing here,” you say, hoping to get some answers from him, whatever they might be.

“I—I came here because Rosa has this experimental medicine that’s going to save my mom. I needed to save. I have to take care of her,” he says, squeezing his eyes shut as the memories of the last three days flood through his mind.

“Your mom?” you ask, you know her condition and Spencer’s anxieties surrounding it. He’s always had this intense sense of responsibility for his mother, “Spencer, whatever I have to do I’m going to get you out of here. I will do anything for you,”

“I know,” he whispers, his lips ghosting across your lips. They are chapped and rough as he kisses you. It’s not much of a kiss, more like teeth clashing against teeth in a passionate and frustrated mess. You’re skin and bone, fated to get through all the challenges that life throws your way, “I love you. So much. And I fucked it all up,” he whispers, his voice breaking for the first time.

You kiss him to silence his worries, even though it’s only temporary. This one is much sweeter, less desperate. Spencer lets you set the pace. He loses himself in it, kissing you like it’s the first time and last time he’s kissing you.

“I have something for you,” he whispers, his lips moving against your cheek. He breaks the kiss to reach into his pocket. He pulls out your locket, the gold and red necklace that he gifted you for your first anniversary together. Spencer puts it around your neck; the cool metal resting against your skin, “Take it with you. I’m sorry I swiped it from you, but I needed a piece of something good when I left,”

You told yourself the whole plane ride here and car ride to the station that you’d have to be the brave one. You know that doing that was a long shot, because when it comes to seeing Spencer in pain you’re automatically a mess. Gently, Spencer wipes the tears that glisten your cheeks. You hate yourself for the split-second that you doubted him.

“Spencer, you’re the good thing,” you tell him, hoping that he knows just how good he is. He might not believe it, but you’ll believe it enough for the two of you, “You’re always the good thing,”

“You always had more faith in me than I could ever understand,” Spencer says, kissing your knuckles as you lower your hands to your lap, “I’ll love you forever, but you don’t have to love me forever, whatever happens to me, Y/N, I never want it to stop you from being happy,”

“Shut up, Spencer,” you say, almost mad that he would suggest that, “I’ll break down any jail with my bare hands before that happens,” you promise, looking him in the eyes so he knows you’re serious. He smiles sadly, kissing your forehead as you melt into him.

“I wish we could run away,” you say into his shirt. He wears his old plaid green shirt. The one he wears when you do yard work together or go apple picking in the fall. You wonder if he’ll ever be able to wear it again without it being tainted by today. Or if he’ll wear anything besides a very different uniform, “Let’s run, Spencer,” you offer.

He sighs deeply, knowing that you know you can’t run. No matter how much Spencer wants to see your sweet home again, he knows that he can only do it with the law on his side.

“Tell me a story,” Spencer asks, hoping to change the subject. You feel him tense under your touch, but you can’t help yourself.

“We can go where our eyes can take us,” you say, hoping to convince him, even though you know you can’t, “Darling, let’s run,”

“Remember that time we went to that little field and got married, it was the best day of my life, Y/N. I remember your vows, they were the most beautiful things that I have ever heard. You were the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen. You are the most beautiful person I’ve seen,” Spencer says, continuing on his train of thought.

“We can run like we’re running from the law,” you say, kissing his shoulder. Maybe that’s the key to get him to agree; he can never resist your kisses, “It’s a shot in the dark, Spence, but we could do it,”

“And my vows, you made me recite them for weeks and weeks,” Spencer continues, “I can say them now, if you want?” he offers.

“Please,” you say, forgetting, for a second your determination to run, “Please,” you say again.

“On February 14th, 1990— years before you and I met— Voyager One captured our first picture together. It’s not a great picture, it’s really fuzzy and hard to see. It’s just a pale blue dot in a sea of grainy grayness…But we’re all in it. All of us. And, uh, I’m not the best with words, Y/N. So I’ll like Carl Sagan say it, ‘Everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every superstar, every supreme leader, every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there--on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam,” he recites, perfectly remembering his speech from all those years ago.

You mouth the words as Spencer says them. You’ve been married long enough to have them committed to memory. He continues as you cry into his arms, wishing that things could have been different.

“Say you’ll never let them tear us apart,” you whisper into his shirt, squeezing Spencer so tight that maybe you’ll mold into one and you’ll be able to take him home with you, “Please, Spencer,” you beg, hating yourself for sounding so desperate.

“We’ll go where no one else is,” Spencer promises, kissing your head as he sighs again. You look up at him, bridging the gap between your lips.

“Darling, let’s run,” you say, hoping he’ll believe you this time.

He kisses your eyes, doing your cheeks, your nose and under your neck. This isn’t his I Love You Kiss this is his Goodbye kiss. Your skin is like Braille and he’s doing everything he can to memorize you. He commits to memory the way that your skin feels against his lips, the sighs of peace you make when he finally connects your lips to his lips, the feeling of your eyes on him. He kisses you like it’s your last kiss, a kiss you never thought you’d get. Of thousands of kisses it has to be your best one, even though it’s the one you hate the most.

“Darling, let’s run,” Spencer repeats, but there’s no promise in his voice, only defeat.

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Beat of your Love --Ownboss, LAWRENT feat/Ekko -20

Feel This Way --Victoria Nadine, R3HAB -17

Waterslides --Tiesto, Rudimental, Absolutely -15

Monster --A7S, ALOK -11

Lonely Dancers --Conan Gray -16

Heaven Or Not --Diplo, Riva Starr, Kareem Lomax -47

Outlaw Love --Brooke Eden (Dave Aude Remix) -14

Hell Together --David Archuleta -25

One, Two & 3 --Galantis -26

Slide Out --Life on Planets -19

She's on my Mind --Romy -22

Never Be Friends --Jost, Minogue -24

Cutting Loose --Disco Lines, J. Worra, Anabel Englund -27

The Afterhours --Kyle Watson -23

The Moves --NEIKED, Muni Long, Nile Rodgers -31

Anyone --Morgan Page -30

Electricity --FAST BOY, R3HAB -32

Save You A Seat --Alex Warren -34

Monster --Don Diablo, Felix Jaehn -35

One On One --Robin Schulz, Oaks, Topic -36

Houdini --Dua Lipa -28

Lil Tune --Gus Dapperton, Electric Guest -38

Dirty Desire --Vicetone -29

Triumph --Bishop Briggs -40

Take A Moment --ATB, David Frank -37

Mas Que Nada --Oliver Heldens, Ian Asher, Sergio Mendez -44

Don't You Cry --Sunday Scaries, Discrete -46

Weak --Vintage Culture, Maverick Sabre, Tom Breu -33

Shipwreck --Mount Kimble -43

Murder on the Dancefloor --Sophie Ellis-Bextor -45

Do You Feel It --VAMERO, Cyril M. Mougleta -39

Loose Ends ---Lucas Estrada, Syn Cole -52

Home --CamelPhatt, RHODE (Vintage Culture Remix) -66

Everyone Know I'm High --SHAED -48

Forever (Stay Like This) --Armin Van Buuren -49

We Ain't Good At Breaking Up --Brothers Osborne -50

Fantasy --Cosmo's Midnight feat/Frank Moody -70

<>Public --Mike. -(re-entry)

<>What Do You Do For A Living? I Do My Best --Iamnotshane, EMME -(re-entry)

Soultrain --Triplism, Nandu, Radeckt -76

Good For You --Dimtri Vegas, Chapter & Verse, Goodboys -122

In Your Arms --Jess Bays, Jem Cooke -74

<>Lead Me On --Fletcher -(re-entry)

Come With Me --Claptone -91

You Know It --Gorgon City -61

Underwater --Dubvision, Afrojack -60

Give Me --Will Clarke, BURNS -41

I Don't Wanna Worry --NEEDTOBREATHE -42

Fire --Alan Walker, YUQI, JVKE, (G)i-DLE -51

Raccoons --Caravan Palace -96

***Fallin Luv --Gordo, Jeria -(new)

Same Drunk --Walker Hayes -51

***Enhancer --Northeast Party House _(new)

***Karma --JoJo Siwa -(new)

Business As Usual --Eliza Rose, MJ Cole (Night Shift Mix) -101

Lie To Me --Jubel, KIDDO -54

Addicted --ZERB, The Chainsmokers feat/INK -80

Good As It Gets --Blanco Brown -107

Count Me Out --Vicetone -73

Kettle's Up --Mahmut Orhan, Axelax, Botin -74

***Eyes Closed --Imagine Dragons -(new)

Bad Blood--Theresa Rex -72

Out Loud --Cage the Elephant -77

Lose Control --Teddy Swims -78

Yes, And? --Ariana Grande -69

Mine --Micheal Gerow -111

Spicy Margarita --Jason Derulo, Michael Bublé -57

Mr. Useless --Shygirl, SG Lewis -58

Some Kind Of Static --Neil Francis, Alan Braxe -63

Keep Your Head Up --We Are Messengers -113

I Hate You In The Morning --Otha -114

Never Ending Song --Conan Gray -108

In The Cards --Jamie Miller -118

Lil Freak --bbno$ -104

***Buscando Money --TWENTY-Six, Tayson Kryss -(new)

The Weekend --Anti-Up -106

***Undone --Forest Blakk -(new)

Level Up --Wolfgang Gartner, Scrufizzeer -87

***Eat the Bass --John Summit -(new)

20 Something --Jessica Baio -103

Sweet Love --Myles Smith -112

Me Voy Acostumbrando --Enrique Iglesias -86

***Wish I Never Felt --Nate Smith -(new)

***Yellow --Jxdn -(new)

Can't Stop Us --Regard -71

I Got Time --Brittney Spencer -64

Human Nature --Yot Club -115

Close Your Eyes --Lucas Estrada -55

You're Hired --NEIKED, Ayra Starr -56

Graveyard --A R I Z O N A (Shoffy Remix) -59

Texas Hold 'Em --Beyonce -60

Kill Anyone --Two Feet, Ari Abdul -61

It's Love (If We Get It Right) --Anthony Russo -62

Me Before You --Bleachers -68

Anthem --Diplo, Shram, Pony -88

Regret the Morning --SILK, Mali-Koa -89

Love Me --INNA -90

Everything You Do --AFROKI, Afrojack, Steve Aoki, Aviella -92

One On One --The Knocks, Sofi Tukker -82

All Fckd Up --Kapuzen -81

Both --Tiesto, 21 Savage, BIA -83

Flex --Tony Dark Eyes -84

Feels Like Us --GT_OFICE, ALWZ SNNY, Robbie Rosen -85

ADHD --Mae Stephens -93

Kiss Me Better --Julie Bergan -116

Say It Right --Dubdogs, Farfetch'd -117

My Favorite Drug --Justin Timberlake -102

Without Your Love --Deorro, TELYKAST, Catello -123

Can i Have This Groove --Kenyon Dixon -124

Outside Of Love --Becky Hill -125

Higher Ground --Purple Disco Machine, Roosevelt -126

Nothing Ever Changes --Vintage Culture, MAGNUS -127

Dreams --Ali Farben, Maurice Lessing, Emma Wells -110

My Body --Illusionize, Y&M -105

Beautiful Things --Benson Boone -94

Rusty --Layto -95

Progressive Heart --Pat Premier (Dave Aude Remix) -97

Diamond Therapy --Diplo, Walker & Royce, Channel Tres -99

Dizzy --Sick Individuals, LOUI LANE -100

Heart Still Beating --Nathan Dawe, Bebe Rexha -98

Cutting Through The Country --Medium Build -109

She --Karin Ann (Benny Benassi Remix) -119

Fire In My Soul --Yulia Niko, Carn Crua -120

Need Your Love --Ikay Sencan, KALUMA, Adam Woods -121

Next Years Light --Elliot Moss -128

Life Goes On --HU -130

Premedicated --FETISH -131

Good In Goodbye --Frank Walker, Trivecta -129

Broken By You --Alexander Stewart -132

Never Be Lonely --Jax Jones, Zoe Wees -135

Gravity --Matt Hansen -138

More Baby --Chris Lake, Aluna -134 >>>

Body Moving --Eliza Rose X Calvin Harris -145 >>>

***Dance Alone --SIA feat/Kylie Minogue -(new)

***Whatever --KYGO feat/Ava Max -(new)

***Better Me --Michael Schulte, R3HAB -(new)

***12 new on the chart this week and <> 3 re-entries 4.28.24 <>#52 Pubic <>#53 What Do You Do For A Living? I Do My Best <>#57 Lead Me On #65 Fallin Luv #67 Enhancer #68 Karma #75 Eyes Closed #89 Buscando Money #91 Undone #93 Eat the Bass #97 Wish I Never Felt #98 Yellow #148 Dance Alone #149 Whatever #150 Better Me

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