#spess mehreen

[stainlesssteellocust]

I love the flavour of GeeDubs discourse which goes “You don’t want female space marines because you hate women, I don’t want female space marines ‘cause I don’t want girls getting in the way of my yaoi/slash sausage party fandom bonanza, we are not the same”

[sir-tarhos-et-compagna]

Here it's dangerous to go alone take this (sarcasm)

Seems like Tahros does not know what is sarcasm.

"You get it wrong for I am the danger, still... is it a better version of a buzz-blade, like ones wielded by the insane peasants? What a pleasant gift. I shalt consider quickening terminating thee. Although I doubt Entity would allow me this. Especially after that one time Michael got himself a buzz-blade."

[aflo]

i literally can't imagine a product less interesting to me as a player than warhammer 40k: commander. my eyes just glaze over looking at these big dumb timmy gold cards with spess mehreens on them

[tauman942]

Unsubtle Allegory Starring the Adeptus Astartes and Underhive Scum - Bruva Alfabusa

[duckpasta-kamonabe]

[imperial-o-club]

I “ little “ something i owed @eustacefrog :)  The Galactic Empire meets the Imperium of Man ! Star Wars / Warhammer 40K crossover 

[tharook]

Imagine: a dreadnought with giant googly eyes

«ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ sᴜʀᴇ ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇssɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ»

[reddus-sideblog]

Man, Lieutenant Mira from the original Spess Mehreen is probably like, super duper dead

[lyltlethelemur]

HOLY SPESS MEHREENS ! It's a commission of Crimson Fist!

Still open for commissions folks.

[asktheraggededges]

We have recovered an STC for bolts with payloads similar to very small vortex grenades. However, we are conflicted as to whether it is worth producing. Can you think of anybody who would actually *want* to pay a premium for rounds which shred the fabric of reality when they hit the target?

Spess Mehreens.

[stainlesssteellocust]

I know the aesthetic is "everyone is filthy and bleeding and the worlds are all polluted and rotting and everything is awful all the time" but considering one of the Ruinous Powers is literally the god of filth and disease, it would make sense for the Imperium to have a culture of purity and cleanliness actually

"To despoil the Emperor-given body of humanity is heresy of the gravest order! You wash your face young lady or the pox-father will strike you down with zits before the Sanguinalia dance!"

People on ships probably have ritual cleansing periods based on the Terran day-night cycle, Ultramar has Roman-style public baths where the Ultramarines hang out

Of course since this is 40k they're going to be absolutely unhinged about it

Commisars shooting soldiers because they're not keeping clean enough when there's mud and blood and death everywhere and they've been fighting orks for the last solid day

Men dying of thirst so the general can have his twice-daily bubble bath to show his piety

The Sisters Hospitaller do canonically daube their armour in 'protective' incenses and ointments, either for genuine protective reasons, weirdass Imperial superstitions or maybe just so they can smell pretty while they're stalking through crowded wards saving lives or torturing injured heretics before executing them with bolt pistols I don't know (her ass has NOT agreed to medical neutrality!)

so I like to think that, like we say "sing yay many verses of this song while washing your hands to make sure you've done it long enough" they're doing the same with Imperial hymns

(not sure about the Militarum's doctors since they sometimes lean into "ghastly WW1 field hospital" vibes, but the SH's actually study new things and have access to medical texts and research mutation and xenobiology so I think they have a grasp of medical sanitation and PPE, most Astartes probs do too)

Picture a Astra Militarum doctor, Sister Hospitaller and Spess Mehreen Apothecary all stood by hand-sinks singing as they wash their hands:

Happy those who do not follow the counsel of the wicked, Nor go the way of sinners, nor sit in company with heretics. Rather, the law of the Imperium is their joy;    the Emperor’s law they study day and night. They are like a tree planted near streams of water that yields its fruit in season...

Some Astartes or Battle-Sisters do the whole "fight gloriously for days without rest against impossible odds until relief comes" thing that happens every week or so like clockwork and realistically come out the other side absolutely filthy and rancid, so they flagellate themselves half to death for failing to meet the ritual bathing criterias needed to maintain their divinely-granted human forms because they're terrifying religious fanatics

[lettherebemonsters]

If y'all want to get the pants bored off of you, ask me about those spess mehreens.

[hweemail]

What is the best way to deal with loyalist scum?

Depehnds ohn the loyaleest!

EEf eets the SPESS MEHREENS, especially corpse Daddy’s FEHVORITE -ULTRAMEHREENS who ahre ‘alhways loyal’ and nehvor EHVOR fall to kay-oss nho mattor hwhat - then hyuu behsically hahve to keell thehm.

Fohr ahthors, hyuu jahst need to appeal to hwhat they need. Captoor their heeearts, cap-toor their miiinds, hif hyuu can.

Ahbahve ahll, nevor geeve ahp.Kay-oss ees STROOONG.

[tauman942]

Unsubtle Allegory starring the Adeptus Astartes and Underhive Scum - Bruva Alfabusa                                                          

[duckpasta-kamonabe]

“I’m back! Red Sprite!”

spess mehreen forcefully volunteered as an angel in Grus

[thathomestar]

space marines spess marines SPESS MEHREENS

today the ENEMY IS AT OUR DOOR