Crusher can make cereal provided it comes in a box.
Spike wants to fight a goose who stole her lunch.
Molly’s the most normal of Giovanni’s minions.
There’s Car Crash, Dark Star, Flame Thrower and Ben. Ben hasn’t earned a minion name yet.
Hmm… ok… so I’m up against boxed-cereal and a stolen lunchbox! And a beaten up goose I guess… that could be cooked somehow…
…it’s really seeming like Molly ended up as the common sense of the group. At least ‘Bear Trap’ makes sense with her motif. How does “Car Crash” fit a minion!? It just sounds like he crashed a car!
Like, Crusher sounds cool, like yeah crush things! And Spike is like dangerous, spiky! And Flame Thrower?? Dark Star?? Like those are intimidating. But Car Crash just doesn’t have the same power behind it. Sounds like a walking disaster.
Eh. At least it isn’t just Ben.
Heh. Ben. Even Molly got a minion name. I’d laugh if I wasn’t trying to get one too! Once er, if I get one, then I can pity poor Ben. Maybe. Probably not. Definitely not, I’ll be laughing. Like a bad guy!
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Another art piece for the epithet-twitter shitpost account lol. This sprite edit took so fucking long cause its 1-1 edited from the uniformed equivalent of this Spike sprite.
You can use but only with credit please 🥹👍
(Comparison lol)
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HUZZA!! It's time for the BOOOOOOYS!!!! :D
they are all different flavors of losers and i love them all very much
Fred gets glasses :)
also i think Sylvie should give Molly and Rick therapy sessions, be very troubled by them, and then take them out for boba
Rick doesn't understand boba, peels the top off and just eats the tapioca (also shows Sylvie, "LOOK! BEHOLD! HMM!! CHEWY!!!")
i want the rest of the boys to actually like them but Giovanni and Sylvie have that kind of "i like to annoy you" type of inevitable and obnoxious friendship where it just happens
[my other epithet erased spread]
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put absolutely every single ee character in a baren desert. my brain is feeling a certain mood today
Finally after all these years...
It is done.
I present to you EVERYONE IN A DESERT
thats a screenshot because the file is way to big so heres some closeups!
Going from left to right
The Heathers
Giovanni and his boys
Rick dying for the 30th time + Feenie and Trixie
Arnold and Bugsy
Assorted Banzai Blasters
Scaregrow
The Ogres
Skywatcher and wellwatcher (Wellwatcher is in the well)
Percy, Gorou, and the Bartender guy
Indus and Mera
various background characters + wolf (who i made a little small here, oops)
Howie and the bees
Yoomtank
Zora and Gun Cat chasing Ramsey
Mollys classmates
Lorelai and Graham
Molly w/ da bears
Sylvie + all his sheeps
the bee i hate so fucking much
(follow the landscape behind graham and you should find him)
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They are out buying early Christmas gifts! Crusher is shopping for someone in particular 😳
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Lorelai should go through her redemption arc so that we can see her as a minion and therefore be become besties with the other minions, refill her social battery and figure out how to socialize again with em, SO she can then become the Dungeon Master she's destined to be in the friendgroup's DND sessions every month
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SPIKE with a WEIRD FACE bc I LIKE spike and I LIKED this expression I sketched yesterday. FANGZ!!
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Hey quick question but
Hypothetically,
if one of gio's boys left the group for their own villain arc, which would it be?
Need it for research
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