#spike epithet erased

[brokenmercy]

Do we fuck with Boys murder mystery puzzle game au. Please say yes I will cry

[art-of-a-ghostie]

Small (lie, it's a lot) things I wrote about the "Murder at Adelaide Manor" AU (?) from @brokenmercy as a training to writing scripts.

Careful, it's very very self-indulgent, long, and comedic.

INT. ENTRANCE OF THE ADELAIDE’S - MORNING

BEN is seen fixing his WORK uniform, consisting of a fancy and simple white shirt and black gilet, while scoffing and tapping his foot.

BEN: (Thinking) This job better be hilarious or pays enough.

He keeps glancing at the ENTRANCE DOOR, waiting for customers. His eyebrows raise as he sees his first one. It’s a tall blonde girl adorned with BELLS. 

Ben immediately recognizes her face from literally every single history book he read.

BEN: (Thinking)  Wait a sec, isn't that the magical girl gal? Like. The one who should save the world’s butt when the song musical ghost thingy will kill us all??

BLONDE GIRL: GASP!!

OHMYGOSHTHISPLACEISSOBIGANDWONDERFULILOVEITILOVEITILOVEI-

The blond girl bumps in front of the desk. 

She loses 3 HPs.

BLONDE GIRL: (Crying a bit) Ouch.

I am so sorry desk.

Ben stares at her with a fake but really judgemental smile glued on his face.

BEN: (Thinking) We are all doomed.

She immediately notices Ben.

BLONDE GIRL: OH! Greetings!

BEN: That's my line, kid. 

Welcome to Adelaide's.

BLONDE GIRL: Thank you!!! It looks absolutely beautiful!!! Even more than the brochure!!

BEN: Tell that to the architect, not me. 

Where are your parents? You didn't come here alone, didn't you?

BLONDE GIRL: Oh no!! I would never leave Dad behind! He is just chatting outside, he will come inside soon! 

In the meantime, in which direction can I see the paintings? I am so interested in the mansion’s history!

BEN: Uhh… There’s a gallery somewhere…

I think down to the left, follow the hallways, and you will find it.

BLONDE GIRL: Thank you, kind stranger. Here's a tip.

She hands Ben a FIVE-THOUSAND-dollar bill.

Ben’s eyes kinda pop out of his skull, looking more like a muppet rather than a human.

BEN:

(Thinking)

…

…

……………

THAT'S IT. I DON’T HATE KIDS ANYMORE.

The Blonde Girl leaves as she waves. Ben waves back.

BEN: HAVE A NICE DAY!!!

A big silver-haired man enters and immediately takes the bill out of Ben's hand.

BEN: HEY!!! THAT'S M-

Huhh…

Ben immediately looks at the man better. Maybe it's better not to mess with this one.

???: I apologize for my daughter.

Sometimes she can be a little overwhelming. Especially when it comes to money.

BEN: 

And how is it a bad thing???

….

I said that out loud, didn't I?

???: …

Yes.

BEN:

Ah. 

???: 

Where is she, by the way?

BEN: 

Through the hallways I think. But how do I know if you are her real father?

No offense, but if she is yours she took everything from her mother.

???: …

…

She did.

I apologize for how blue I am, you pressed quite a big button for me.

BEN: (Thinking) I did??

Geez and I thought I was the one who sucked showing emotions.

???: I will go and look for her now.

The man leaves, still not giving Ben his money back.

BEN: …

…

So no money? 

Damn it. 

(Thinking)

Maybe I should smile more next time.

A GREEN HAIRED MAN is next. Ben has the feeling he saw him before, but he can't put a finger on where.

Ben is now smiling and waving his hands.

BEN: GREETINGS TO THE ADELAIDE'S!! HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

The green-haired man is a bit startled by all the energy but smiles regardless.

GREEN HAIRED MAN: Huuh… 

Hello to you as well, mister.

BEN: (Thinking) Crap.

(Speaking)

Sorry, man. I am new at this stuff.

GREEN HAIRED MAN: Oh, I get it. You could say that we are on the same boat. Hehe!

BEN: Yeeeep.

GREEN HAIRED MAN: I apologize, it’s just not very usual for me to visit such marvelous places.

I prefer spending time reading rather than coming out and standing around the crowd.

BEN: Yeah I get that.

GREEN HAIRED MAN: Thank you for being so understanding. And good luck with your new job.

BEN: Heh, thanks.

Do you need directions or something?

GREEN HAIRED MAN: Oh! Don't worry about me, I will be alright! 

BEN: Alright, then. See ya.

The green-haired man leaves.

A short redhead woman in a black suit comes in. Ben gulps as she is carrying luggage twice her weight.

ECCENTRIC REDHEAD: Heyo! :3

BEN: ….

(Thinking)

Did she just say “exclamation mark, colon, three” out loud?!?

(Speaking)

Hi! Do you… huh… work here? 

ECCENTRIC REDHEAD: Nope!

But my boss came here earlier than me and I can ‘t find him.

BEN: What does your boss look like?

ECCENTRIC REDHEAD: …?

Ooohh!

You didn't understand me.

I wanna see where that dork went on my own. I don't like hints. It spoil all the fun.

BEN: But your boss might be in danger??

ECCENTRIC REDHEAD: Heh. He will walk it off.

BEN: …

Okay, I actually get it.

ECCENTRIC REDHEAD:

I know right, Ben? Your boss is much stronger than mine!

Mine is sooo weak, I can find him so fast!

BEN: 

Huuhh… Good luck?

Wait- What are you talking ab-

The redhead at the speed of light starts looking for him, shaking everything around her.

It's like she was never there in the first place.

Ben is now fearing for his life.

BEN: …

Help I Am Scared Now.

A new person joins. Wait, is that…

BEN: CRUSHER?!? Dude!!!

Crusher freaks out at first but is just happy as Ben.

CRUSHER: BEN!!

BEN: Did Spike snuffed an invite for you too??

CRUSHER: NO. JUST HERE WITH FAMILY.

BEN: Ah yeah. I forgot you are super rich.

CRUSHER: HOW’S THE JOB?

BEN: I think I just got doxxed.

Crusher raises his eyebrows unsure about what to feel.

CRUSHER: THAT’S ROUGH, BUDDY.

NEED A TIP?

BEN: Nah, I don't accept charity.

CRUSHER: YOU ALWAYS ASK ME TO COVER YOU WHEN YOU BUY FOOD WHILE WE HANG OUT.

BEN: Yeah, but now, it's kinda a matter of pride. Say that I earned my first tip from my friend is lame.

CRUSHER: SAY THAT TO WHO?

Ben takes a second. He then furrows his eyebrows.

BEN: It doesn't matter. I just don't wanna get them from you.

Crusher stares at Ben, and then at the outside. He then takes a big breath.

CRUSHER: BOSS, THERE’S A STATUE OF A DINOSAUR AND IT’S SUPER SICK!!

GIOVANNI POTAGE burst in running.

BOSS: WHERE!?

He looks disappointed. 

BOSS: (On the brink of tears) Et tu Brutus?

Crusher hands Giovanni a ten-dollar bill.

CRUSHER: HONEY, GIVE THEM TO BEN.

BOSS: Oh, yeah sure thing dude.

Giovanni hands the money to Ben. Ben looks at Crusher like he could strangle him with his mind. Crusher is clueless.

BEN: This. is. even. worse.

CRUSHER: I LOVE YOU TOO.

Ben crosses his arms and stares at him. Giovanni looks at Ben like a disappointed mother.

BOSS: Don’t play the part of the grumpy teenager. I can feel that you are not actually mad at him.

Ben pouts. He hates when Giovanni is right.

BEN: Sigh… 

Me too, big guy.

The three wave at each other while they go away with their paths.

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Also, extra things I wrote that I think are hilarious despite I doubt they could be "canon" (??). This is technically meant to happen during the murder.

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A CLICK is heard, the lights go off and now everything is pitch black. The only visible things are the silhouette of Spike and Flametrowher' EYES, like those old cartoons.

They both freak out as they hear a SCREAM on the LEFT.

SPIKE: (Whispering) What was that??

FLAMETHROWER: (Whispering too) Don't worry, Spike. I totally know what to do.

He grabs his friend's hands and starts to walk to his RIGHT. 

SPIKE: Huh… What?

FLAMETHROWER: (Whispering) NEVER go toward the creepy sounds in the dark mansion.

SPIKE: Yeah, you are right. I don't think either of us is ‘final girl’ material enough to beat the crap out of horror monsters.

[sparklingsora]

silly thing that got me out of artblock

[acoldghostlypresence]

12. Banzai blasters are egging my house

[epithet-twitter]

(Feat. The image on its own)

[flicklikesstuff]

THE BOOOOOOOYSSSSS!!!!!! >:D

Finally I got them finished. This took a lot of work but here they are!

(Individual art below cut 👇)

[yourfavmaedae]

happy new years heres a batch of maedaes uh hc designs !!

uuuh if u guys want me 2 do a certain character u can just ,, uh ask me ! yippie !

also spike from the boys

[doofinshmertz-death-rei]

Another art piece for the epithet-twitter shitpost account lol. This sprite edit took so fucking long cause its 1-1 edited from the uniformed equivalent of this Spike sprite.

You can use but only with credit please 🥹👍

(Comparison lol)

[keylimeguy]

Okay I got a few things to say:

1) You cursed me by sending me that tier list. I have been using it for my hcs now and I am unstoppable. Thank you but also dang it.

2) Favorite characters of the Museum and the Cowboy Arc?

3) Favorite Giovanni's minion? (I like them and would like to know if you are a Gio's Boys truther as well)

1) YIPPEE. the curse<3

2) Mera for the museum arc, and Zora for redwood. (However recently I have felt pretty strongly about Howie. Everyone start caring about him Now.)

3) I am devastatingly not a Gios Boys Truther. I am not a Falser either, I do enjoy them, but I have upwards of 0 headcanons about them.

My favourite of Gios Boys is flippy floppy between Spike and Ben. Spike has a good voice and design (Her out-of-banzai uniform shares some colours with Skullkid, (Stinks friend) because they’re siblings!) but Ben has got fun fan content and is otherwise just a neat lil’ stinker of a guy. All of the boys are kind of on the same level of “unimportant but fun side character” to me, so I might have a different favourite eventually if they get more development… but I’m not particularly betting on it.

[xxskaterzzforlifexx]

would y’all mind if made a blog roleplaying as every banzai blaster EXCEPT giovanni 🦅

I feel like I could do it, I hope no one else did it

mainly gonna be roleplaying as Giovanni’s Boys though cause they are the best and I love them and flamethrower is the best and spikes yeah shdhhsjsbdhskhdhcs

TAKE THIS MOLLY THUMBS UP DRAWING SO THIS POST WONT GET IGNORED

(Edit: I have found out there are so many more banzai blaster ask blogs holy shit. Now “I hope now no one else did it” looks ignorant as fuck)

[deepestarbiterkid]

Who slept giovanni?

[punksinrecess]

JOYOUS DAY NEW SPRITES OF THE BOYS 🎉🎉

(+Fred phone)

[ee-where-they-shouldnt-be]

put absolutely every single ee character in a baren desert. my brain is feeling a certain mood today

Finally after all these years... It is done.

I present to you EVERYONE IN A DESERT

thats a screenshot because the file is way to big so heres some closeups!

Going from left to right

The Heathers

Giovanni and his boys

Rick dying for the 30th time + Feenie and Trixie

Arnold and Bugsy

Assorted Banzai Blasters

Scaregrow

The Ogres

Skywatcher and wellwatcher (Wellwatcher is in the well)

Percy, Gorou, and the Bartender guy

Indus and Mera

various background characters + wolf (who i made a little small here, oops)

Howie and the bees

Yoomtank

Zora and Gun Cat chasing Ramsey

Mollys classmates

Lorelai and Graham

Molly w/ da bears

Sylvie + all his sheeps

the bee i hate so fucking much

(follow the landscape behind graham and you should find him)

[theentiretyofthebanzai]

To celebrate Pride Month, which one of you is a boy kisser, which one of you is a girl kisser, and which one of you is a nobody kisser (aro or ace and more)?

(Spikes is writing)

So, We kinda decided that Crusher, Flamethrower, and I will be presenting cuz SOME PEOPLE had to go and get arrested today after accidentally parking illegally for the 13th time (Car Crash, Ben, I see you.), and some are also grounded (Darkstar)

anyways

(Being Bisexual means I get to change the frosting to my cup cake at ANY given time! ..Darkstar didn’t get the metaphor)

(He once said that when people hit on him he just hisses. Like a cat.)

(everyone knows this.)

[puntastic-artist]

For your evil mermaid au, how did Molly end up becoming a mermaid?

OOOO OK I ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS

To make a long story short, Molly ran away from home and asked the boys and Giovanni for help, she wanted OUT of that house. The boys and Gio DID have the idea to ask Ramsey to give her a contract and have a "free trial" of underwater life to see if she wanted to stay with them instead, and pitched it to Molly!

Needless to say, they wrote an official contract once the free trial period was up (Adoption Papers) and Molly has been living as a mermaid under Giovanni and the minions' care since!

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