#punny answers

[puntastic-artist]

Pspspsps

Hey

Any of y'all wanna send me asks about my pirate AU for That's not my neighbor? 👀

Unfortunately I don't have any answers for characters not drawn as I don't have anything planned for them yet (except for Steven) BUT please send me stuff as I'd love to talk about this AU :)

[tnmnpirateau]

{This isn't about the AU}

OMG You're back!!! :D

Part of me felt like one of my ask was to awkward so you left which is stupid now that I think about it lol

It's great to see the AU comeback to life again! Also have you seen the new nightmare mode update of the game? 👁️ 👁️

No ofc not! I just went on hiatus because posting everyday and keeping up with asks was pretty tough. But I'm glad to be back!

AND YES I HAVE SEEN THE NIGHTMARE MODE UPDATE, IT'S SO COOL?????

I'm not quite sure how I'm going to implement them into the Pirate AU though since you only see them in, well, your nightmares and Gabriel is the one having them

So if anyone has any ideas hmu!

[zoroshark]

In the drawing where Rauru and Sonia get in the pond or lake or w/e,

I have a quick question, how does Rauru dry off all that hair after??? Does Sonia just rewind time to before his hair was wet??? You have burdened me with questions and I must share them with the world

I have thought about ways Rauru can dry off of all that hair! The time suggestion is a good one, so here are doodles of Sonia helping out with her time powers!

I have the other ideas drawn out, but I'll post them later. This will be part one of the ask!

[navybrat817]

I love puns and I love you! ❤️🥰❤️

[nightmareevara]

What's your religion btw?

I worship cunts

[tiramegtoons]

have you seen The Snatcher getting soaked by his own blue potions? If you do, what was your reaction when he was surprised?

[ronearoundblindly]

Can I just say that "Warnings for horrible puns," is one of my favorite warnings of all time? Seriously, talk about threatening me with a good time! 😆

-Zombie

What can I say? I'm a goofy b*tch 😄

[sui-imi]

For PNG. How are you doing buddy? What do you do in your spare time?

[PNG] i have nothing else to add. go away.

[ROO] (he sure is the image of health, huh?)

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thank you for the question @askpocketsans :]

[sincerely-sofie]

TWIG evolved into TREE!

Oh my WORD

[diazsdimples]

What do you call a dog who meditates?

Aware wolf.

When Eddie finally goes to therapy in the werewolf fics

[puntastic-artist]

Important question for a possible fic of the Evil Merman AU what is Ramsey and Percy's relationship? In my mind Percy accidentally helped Ramsey with Zora in the past and now he is like "Sir this is my emotional support human you can't hurt her.". Like, he doesn't care (not in a negative way, he just dgaf) about humans but he has a soft spot for Percy

That's essentially how he feels about humans and Percy! Percy and Ramsey knew each other for quite a while and she DID help Ramsey with Zora (later on Ramsey and Percy kiss I'm normal I promise)

He cares a lot about Percy and doesn't wanna see her hurt. And Percy can't really take him to jail even if she wanted to because... Well... How can you prosecute a mermaid? Ramsey doesn't legally exist!

Percy also moved into a lighthouse (with Oliver because that's her baby brother) until she uncovered the cases of the many ship robberies and who's behind it. But she ALSO uses this as an opportunity to spend more time with Ramsey while she does her work, see if he has any insight on the crimes. (Special thanks to @jet-set-go-go for the lighthouse idea frfr)

I'd say the two are pretty close with Ramsey harboring a few feelings for her he's not really sure how to tackle. While he's content with being Percy's friend, he loves her to death and doesn't wanna do anything that could hurt her. Percy also cares about Ramsey, and views him as incredibly helpful, especially with his knowledge of the ocean! She thinks he's neat! But doesn't believe he does magic... She doesn't believe in magic... (At least not until Giovanni comes to land) so she just thinks Ramsey is... A bit crazy, but harmless.

[tnmnpirateau]

Egg 🥚

Egg

[quinloki]

thought about this a while back and wanted to send it over cuz I think you'll enjoy it:

Why are bras so well informed? because they keep abreast :D

XD omg I love it 🥰 -

This reminds me of why I wanted to own a bunch of vests with little pockets in them for mints.

It’s a good in-vest-mint.

[christiandomme]

Is a mer-person in fishnets bondage? 🤔🤭😁

Indeed! 😆🤣😁

[kylo-wrecked]

romance & relationship headcanons! // 4. does your muse find any specific features particularly attractive? (and/or) 22. does your muse tend to take on a more dominant or submissive role in the relationship, or does it vary based on circumstance?

{ 🎁 And for you: the bevy on 22 }

He tends to seem one thing while he's being another. Whether he says so or not, he often suspects people of being this way, too; seeming one thing while being another. Sometimes he’s right, but not always. 

This goes for all hims across all verses. 

He moves along a scale, weighing things and people, and wondering about them. He may weigh such things with violence or with questions or by silence. Where he stands on the scale varies from moment to moment, event to event, conversation to conversation. 

Since he’s often not the most active in conversation, he can seem submissive. At the same time, he frequently determines whether a conversation is going to be had at all.

At 6'4" and fairly fit from verse to verse, he's definitely physically dominating, but he doesn't always lean into that.

@cxpperhead

[zoomingupthathilla]

throws a sour patch kid at max

"What the--- if you're waiting for me to be sweet, this is not going to help. You're lucky I have nothing to throw back your way... this could have ended very badly--- for you."