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theygender · 1 year

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Catch me in the kitchen at midnight fighting for my life trying to open a jar of goddamn pickles bc my femme already went to sleep so I can't ask her to open it for me

#let me tell yall i came THIS 👌 CLOSE to just fucking smashing the glass open #i may have sprained a muscle in my arm #the battle was INTENSE and i was already weary from rushing through my final exam 10 minutes prior #but i came out VICTORIOUS with the help of near boiling water #splattered vinegar all over the counter in the process like it was bloodshed #unhinged and growling #anyway ive got the pickles now #rambling

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