as far as one piece antagonists go Crocodile truly gets absolutely scooby-doo’d at unmatched levels
He immediately falls for a phone scam and from basically little garden to rainbase he doesn’t even know the strawhats are alive (and clowning towards him at incredible speed). As soon as he does, they’re in his house tearing at his walls and bringing marines into his villain lair.
He uses a literal floor trap door over a gator pit to catch them, gets phone scammed again, full scooby-doo chase scenes after Chopper through the streets while still missing him, and suddenly his prisoners have escaped his impossible cage, and his giant bananagators are dead. and Nico Robin saw it all happen.
He then spends rest of the arc complaining about those meddling kids and their dog “strawhat pirates and their weird pet” and at no point does he even know how many strawhats there are.
Like yeah he keeps having plans on top of plans to stop everything Vivi can do but also she keeps coming up with a new thing to do (Tom and Jerry ass dynamic).
Part of it is that he’s underestimating them and keeps grandstanding villain monologuing but also teens keep killing hundreds of his grand line bounty hunters and he straight up does not know what is happening.
Cause he IS trying to kill them he’s sending top assassins after them and ripping out luffy’s organs, the whole time he’s yelling HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?? DIE. as whack-a-mole Luffy keeps inventing new ways to hit him.
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Damian *sob*: My girl is too dumb for Valentine’s Day.
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I want anya to be a short queen. like loid and yor are both relatively tall, and any possible future kids kinda inherit that, but anya remains at anklebiting level. as she should
edit: apparently my handwriting is illegible. Anya's height says 5'0, NOT 5'6. I also put their cm heights (I could insert a joke about Americans not knowing metric systems or reading but I am an American too so alas)
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The Bestest Boi deserves all the meat!
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franky’s present pt 2
follow up to my last post about franky giving anya a bunch of glitter. the gift that keeps on giving ✨
then @buf309 made me aware of this wonderful toy which had me crying laughing
poor twilight.
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Throwing yall some more of my Freak Fortress Spy oc Klaus/Unsettled Spy. Did some reworks of him a bit and finally have a color pallete :3
When you don't know who to ship your oc with and choose a random freak you like ToT
Rubberfruit and Klaus are more a sweet duo who share the ocassional kiss. RF likes to steal Klaus' hat.
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Weirdo meetup incoming! Betting 10$ Damian will be jealous if Anya and Demetrius get closer cz he wants to be in too 🤣
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