#stan the executioner

[crookedjackdaw]

Wwdits tomorrow and disenchantment not only that also a meeting for the collage I'm going too

I excited for tomorrow

[heckoffmate]

Me trying to pay attention to the plot of S1E5 of Disenchantment

[doodle-dog-diary]

To keep yourself alive AND stay sane you need an internal Senshi AND a Sam Vimes.

Senshi is there to remind you to eat, but Sam Vimes is there to parry your extended relatives rancid political takes at family events and keep you from going insane

[bringbackwendellvaughn]

[deputygonebye]

@luposcainus asked: " i can get you supplies, after all.. you seem to be short on them at the moment mate."

There was no need to look at the supply pile that rested just beside Dale's RV. No reason to check for loose crumbs in the many tents that made up the campsite. Caspian knew it just as well as Shane, as much as all the others in their group did. Food was gone. Water was running low. Patience was wearing thin. Bandages had been used up - several were wrapped around Shane's knuckles, bruised and blooded from a tough ambush against a lone Walker. Medicines and aids were on their very last offering, barely a sip to sooth so much as a sore throat. Short was their stock, and everyone knew it. On borrowed time was everyone, the very thought of further rationing out food and medical on Shane's mind, an almost reality.

Considered part of the group, no matter what Shane's actual opinion on the matter was, Caspian was there to stay. Was already a trusted member, a set of skills that proved to do more good than any bad Shane worried over. Caspian had helped him out on several occasions. Sacrificed all that could be for himself and the others, earned Shane's respect, even if the deputy didn't say so, hid the honor beneath a glare and an uncertain glance.

"We're more than short. Hell, Caspian, we're almost starvin'. This keeps up, we won't last another week. Not like this." Shane agreed, inspecting the shared stock pile that Dale was on duty to keep watch upon, an old carboard box of jerky packets and a couple of granola bars.

Knelt to the ground, dust gathered at his thighs and knees, Shane lifted his gaze from the small samplings to Caspian, eyed the other with a look that spoke volumes, broke barriers in the quietest of ways, subtle.

"You can't go out alone. Nobody goes out alone. Halfbie or not, you won't make it ten feet if you leave this place just by your lonesome."

Shane stood, ran a hand through his sweaty curls, collected the wetness and flicked it in the direction of the Georgia clay.

Shane promised, gears turning already in his head, a plan started. "I'll go with you. You'll need the back up. Best to be just the two of us, anyways. I don't wanna scare anyone, have them start ration' out jerky bits. We go in, we get out. Don't grab nothin' we don't need. No need wastin' our time and energy. I just need to grab my knife. It's in my tent. How about you? You ready to go, Caspian? I can give you a few minutes, but that sun's settin' awfully fast this time of year. We better get a move out before it gets too dark. Any place will be crowded with Geeks soon enough."

[castironpride]

Sorry for dropping this in a bunch of different tags but there's a really promising new music project called V-Kei Sentai Executioner I haven't seen many people talking about yet, and I'd like to share it! :D This is the song Meizu, which is their second single.

The shortest possible plot pitch I can give is that a group of twelve men make a bargain with demons in order to stop a perpetual time loop where 1999 never ends, as said time loop will eventually cause the world to be destroyed. At the cost of their own souls, this gives them the power to turn into demonic henshin heroes whose music can banish the agents of an evil god responsible for ending the world. It's just started but it looks super promising and both of the songs are incredible! There's also been some trailers for the drama tracks and character introductions on their Youtube channel. We're supposed to be getting the full drama tracks soon and I'm hype for them just based on all the trailers.

Here's their official website and Twitter if you would like more info! This is going to be a plot-heavy joseimuke multimedia project in the same vein as Hypmic or Paradox Live. So if you liked those (especially if you liked Jyushi's songs since, well, same genre) you should really give it a try. This is the most excited I've been for a multimedia project in a long time and I really want to see it take off.

Also: tapping in @missmadril here as my usual partner in crime for boosting these series—

[evilhorse]

Whoever heard of a tenured professor quitting his job to become a professional assassin?

[carolferrris]

One day you people will realize that Bruce not killing people is neither dumb nor naive and I will be free of bad takes about it

[onlylonelylatino]

The X-Men vs the Executioner by Marie Severin

[nerds-yearbook]

In the anthology comic Journey Into Mystery 84# (cover date September, 1962), Jane Foster was introduced. She was created Larry Lieber and Jack Kirby. The Thor segment also introduced Roger Graham and the country San Diablo. ("The Mighty Thor Vs. the Executioner", "The Recipe", "The Witching Hour", "Somewhere Hides a Thing", Journey Into Mystery 84#, Comic, Event)

[smbhax]

From "Giants Walk the Earth!" in Journey Into Mystery #104, May 1964. Stan Lee script, Jack Kirby pencils, Chic Stone inks, Sam Rosen letters. Original colorist unknown. Photoshop color reduction.

[planetoflovers]

I think it’s so funny seeing Jason Todd stans try to rationalise extrajudicial murder. Like if you think Jason taking on the role of judge, jury and executioner is an adequate way of getting rid of crime good for you but I refuse to take that notion seriously

[thisblogcausespsychicdamage]

What Your Dead By Daylight Killer Crush Says About You

The Trapper: You have said the phrase "I can fix him" unironically.

The Wraith: You're always a slut for a good hurt/comfort fic.

The Hillbilly: This is the same as the Wraith but you've also got at least one foot into the monsterfucking community.

The Nurse: You're into breathplay.

The Shape: Your response to the accusation “I bet you think you could fix him” is an indignant “Fix him? Why would I want to fix him? The problems are the whole point!”

The Hag: You are Grim Ghatsby.

The Doctor: You are an escaped Medic main from TF2 and your love of demented authority figures had to go somewhere.

The Huntress: You are so basic I could grind you down to a fine powder and use you to whiten my bedsheets.

The Cannibal: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of getting your motherfuckin' grub on.

The Nightmare: You know what the acronym DDlg stands for.

The Pig: You're a furry that got trapped in this realm but you don't think Huntress' paper masks can cut it.

The Clown: You think that the phrase "thicc" is too widely used these days.

The Spirit: Either you're really into tsunderes who are almost all tsun and very little dere ooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr [image of schoolgirl Spirit and FBI OPEN UP!]

The Legion: You apply polycule headcanons to friend groups with the same frequency as BHVR applies Bloodpoint rewards to buggy patches.

The Plague: You know what the phrase "Roman shower" means.

The Ghostface: You are the Tumblr Sexyman lover of Dead By Daylight fans.

The Demogorgon: You are incredibly gatekeepy about the term 'monsterfucker' and you think everyone else in this fandom who uses that term is a fraud.

The Oni: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of revenge and being swole AF.

The Deathslinger: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of revenge and you want to call an older man Daddy.

The Executioner: You're a monsterfucker but you're not nearly as gatekeepy as Demo lovers.

The Blight: You've uttered the phrase "what that mouth do?" more than once.

The Twins: You just want to settle down with your thick trad wife and raise a child together.

The Trickster: This is just the same thing as the Huntress but for mlm/K-pop stans.

The Nemesis: You believe that any sexual encounter you can walk away from is a waste of time. Also you're a monsterfucker.

The Cenobite: You are so kinky it hurts and that just makes you even more horny.

The Artist: You have uttered the phrase "throat goat" more than once.

The Onryo: You have several paragraphs of copypasta explaining the difference between Sadako and Samara on hand whenever someone accuses you of being a lolicon.

The Dredge: You're a monsterfucker who has ascended beyond any petty adherence to human-like body structure. You are not to be fucked with.

The Mastermind: You are Scott Jund.

The Knight: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of JOLLY COOPERATION!

[bringbackwendellvaughn]

[nonsensology]

Some doodles from my Wonderland AU (which I nicknamed Wonder Falls). This is the first time in a long time I’ve drawn a majority of the main cast together! 

Cast List:

Dipper as “Alice”

Mabel as the Hatter

Stan as the Caterpillar

Ford as the White Rabbit

Grenda as the March Hare

Candy as the Dormouse

Waddles as the Pig Baby

Fiddleford as Humpty Dumpty (Because he’s an egghead who cracked. Get it? ... I’ll see myself out.)

Xyler and Craz as Tweedledum and Tweedledee

Gideon as the King of Hearts

Ghost Eyes as the Executioner

Pacifica as the Red Queen

Melody as the White Queen

Soos as the White Knight

Wendy as the Gryphon

Robbie as the Mock Turtle

Special shout-out to the-vorpal-one; Wendy and Robbie’s roles was their brilliant idea. You can see their lovely drawings here and here.

Not pictured here:

Bill as the Cheshire Sphinx

The Shape Shifter as the Jabberwock

Quentin Trembly as the Dodo

Lazy Susan as the Duchess

Toby Determined as Bill the Lizard

Sheriff Blubs and Deputy Durland as the Walrus and the Carpenter

Chutzpar as the “Lion”

The Multi-Bear as the “Unicorn”

Lilliputtians as croquet balls

Various denizens of Gravity Falls as other animals, cards, flowers, chess pieces, etc.

Can you figure out the pun in the riddle? (Die-hard Lewis Carroll fans already know the answer, lol.)

[mydaddywiki]

M. Emmet Walsh

Physique: Husky Build Height: 5'10" (1.78 m)

Michael Emmet Walsh (March 22, 1935 – March 19, 2024; aged 88) was an American character actor who appeared in over 200 films and television series, including small but important supporting roles such as Earl Frank in Straight Time (1978), the Madman in The Jerk (1979), Captain Bryant in Blade Runner (1982), Harv in Critters (1986), and Walt Scheel in Christmas with the Kranks (2004). He starred as private detective Loren Visser in Blood Simple (1984), the Coen Brothers' first film for which he won the Independent Spirit Award for Best Male Lead.

With his paunchy physique, retreating hairline, ruddy hangdog face, and flat but chilling cadence, Mr. Walsh made a name for himself as one of America’s pre-eminent and hardest working character actors in the business. More importantly, He wasn't shy about taking his clothes off in front of the camera as there are many television shows and movies where he has done so. Like in Straight Time in which he's handcuffed to a fence in the middle of a busy freeway, then gets pantsed and left there with his ass out to see for passing traffic. Look closely and see some backsack!

While flesh fiends of the world will probably lament the lack of flesh shown from Walsh in the decades since the 2010s. Nonetheless, his acting career has continued to flourish both on the boob tube and silver screen. You can see him as a silver fox in recent flicks like Shifting Gears, Change in the Air, Faith, Hope and Love, Raising Buchanan, Knives Out, The Mimic and The Immaculate Room. TV series with Mr. Walsh include Sneaky Pete and The Righteous Gemstones. We wish this dude would shed those pants and underwear and show off his righteous gemstones sometime in the very near future!

Walsh died from a cardiac arrest on March 19, 2024, at the age of 88, three days before his 89th birthday. He is survived by his niece, nephew and two grandnephews. I have been in lust with this man for longer than I can remember, but realistically it wasn't until at least 1996. I know little about his private life, just that he never married and most likely straight. I will not speculate about his private life either. I am secure in the knowledge that he loved me and was going to marry me. He just didn't know any of that yet.

RECOMMENDATIONS: (1970) The Traveling Executioner - Rear nudity. (1978) Straight Time - Rear nudity. Starsky and Hutch (TV Series) - The Action (1978) - Shirtless. (1982) Fast Walking - Shirtless, full frontal, rear nudity, sex scene. ABC Afterschool Specials (TV Series) - The Woman Who Willed a Miracle (1983) - Shirtless pool scene. (1984) Missing In Action - Shirtless bed scene. (1984) Scandalous - Shirtless bed scene. (1992) Killer Image - Shirtless scene. The Outer Limits (TV Series) - The Refuge (1996) - Open shirt. (2001) Christmas in the Clouds - Shirtless shower scene. (2007) Big Stan - Shirtless scene. (2007) Man in the Chair - Shirtless scene. (2019) South of Bix - Shirtless scene.

And that’s not including some with him just in his underwear.