#stanley Pines (mentioned)

[drowninnoodles]

Heh

thanks to @hannahdra-ws for quote, its very cursed indeed.

[maibeloved]

Guess who is back in their gravity falls phase! (After it being dormant for almost a decade!)

[hoodedjelly]

my little relativity falls designs for fun

[citricacidprince]

Could you draw that "I trust you" scene with Mabel and Stan but with the relativity AU? (The stan twins and pine twins swap ages au)

OF COURSE, I WILL GLADLY DRAW THEM!!! 💥💥💥

I’m gonna post a long winded thesis about my thoughts on this AU, my take on the AU, and two additional arts under the cut because ooooh boy it’s a tad bit long lol. Also, please please forgive the formatting, I’m writing this all on the fly and it’s extremely disjointed, sorry- 💥

I know there’s the ‘canon’ Relativity AU designs and character dynamics, however I don’t really like them that much ngl. I feel like it mostly just ends up with ‘Mabel and Dipper get switched with Stan and Ford with no nuances once so ever’ and that BLOWS!!! There’s so much potential there and no one is playing with it!! YOU GUYS DON’T EVEN HAVE MABEL PRETENDING TO BE DIPPER, WHATS THE POINT????

Not only that but I feel like making Dipper and Mabel’s dynamic just Ford and Stan’s when they’re adults is a HUGE simplification of their characters. Like, Mabel and Dipper fight, but they don’t fight like Stan and Ford, they’re not as hard headed and stubborn. Mabel would commit some crimes yes, but I don’t believe she would get into some of the heavy shit Stan had in his past. I refuse to believe Mr. Dipper ‘Undiagnosed Anxiety Disorder’ Pines would fall for Bill’s flattery as easily as Ford did.

The Pines Twins are very different from the Mystery Twins. Mabel and Dipper didn’t grow up with a father constantly comparing the two and pinning them against each other, outright telling one kid they’ll always be a failure while the other is going to have the burden of making their family rich. They never had that tension. They wouldn’t be walking on eggshells around eachother as adults.

I know that makes the concept sound boring to some, ‘Where’s the fun in the AU if you take away the sibling fighting’. You cowards, you can still have it, young Stan and Ford are RIGHT THERE. During the second half of the show when Dipper comes back through the portal, instead of having the older set of twins, something that doesn’t male sense with their characters, have a building tension that’s going to explode soon and keep it between Stan and Ford, don’t take it away from them. If anything, I think taking away the resentment and anger growing between the two and giving it to Mabel and Dipped is a butchering of all the characters.

Sure that means some of the episodes would have to change or be completely erased, but that’s fine!!! Make up some new ones!!! Get silly with it!!!

Mabel and Dipper talk about feelings, Stan and Ford don’t. Mabel and Dipper can’t stay mad at each other, Stan and Ford will try and stay mad for decades because being angry is easier than being upset.

In my idea of this AU that fight at the end of Weirdmageddon HAS to be between Stan and Ford, and Stan HAS to still be the one getting his memories erased.

💥 Post Not-What-He-Seems Relativity AU Rambling Below 💥

Dipper is a paranoid man, fool him once you’re never going to fool him again. He would never in a million years ever work with Bill again. Ford however is an extremely lonely child, both he and his brother are desperate for any type of positive attention. I think Bill would see him as a potential protege, especially since Ford is a ‘freak’ like he is and the kid is extremely smart for his age. He’s malleable, Bill probably thinks he could shape him uo to be the perfect lackey.

Ford, being the lonely kid he is, probably does fall for the praise initially. He craves attention and Bill pushes all the right buttons and says all the right words, tries and gains his trust even if time has proven again and again that he shouldn’t be trusting the demon.

The tension between the Stan Twins would grow after Grunkle Dipper comes back because Ford is upset that Stan didn’t listen to him (even if it was for the best that he did) and that Grunkle Dipper forgave Graunty Mabel so easily because if Ford was in those shoes he wouldn’t have. It grows more and more as Ford becomes distant and Stan tries to connect with his brother to no avail. Which, of course, comes to a boiling point when Ford says he’s going to stay in Gravity Falls and learn under Grunkle Dipper. Stan is rightfully upset. He can’t go back to New Jersey by himself. It’s always just been the two of them, he needed Ford, he couldn’t handle school or their father by himself. He can’t be alone.

Unlike Mabel who just wanted one more day of summer, Stan wishes that he wouldn’t be alone, which indirectly causes Weirdmaggendon.

Stan’s prison bubble would probably be a fake New Jersey-esc town full of a bunch of little Stan running around. Town O’ Stan. A place where no Stan is left behind.

Ford says some nice words to Stan there to get him outta there but there is still this intense tension between the two.

During the Cipher Wheel Ford is the one who tackles Stan. The two fight, whining out hurtful words neither of them mean and only stop when Bill shows up and captures them. Graunty Mabel and Grunkle Dipper run off and distract Cipher in hopes that they can keep the attention on themselves long enough that their great nephews could come up with a plan to escape.

The younger twins don’t find a way out and instead, finally, have an actual talk about their feelings, one that definitely ends up in tears as the two talk about the pressure that’s put on them or how worthless they feel. After that the boys get a rush of determination to escape when Stanley has a plan. Ford immediately hates the plan but Stan insists that they do it, in his own words, ‘Let me prove I can do something right for once.’

When Bill comes back and threatens to kill either Mabel or Dipper just for the hell of it, Ford calls out that he’d like to make a deal.

He wants to work with Bill, let Bill into his mind willingly. Bill immediately jumps on that offer. Ford is a promising young kid, perfect henchmaniac potential, not to mention it would absolutely devastate Dipper is his great nephew willingly turned to Bill’s side.

He goes into Ford’s head, revealing Stanley just in time to reveal that he was trapped, panicking as he was erased with a swift left-hook along with a kid who was happy to prove he was good for something after all.

Everyone was devastated after Weirdmaggedon of course, a child had his mind completely wiped. Stanford took it the worst, he just managed to finally break down those words that others built in his head, that he was too good for Stanley or that he didn’t need a knucklehead like him dumbing down his brain, and now his brother was gone. Just like that.

We all know what happens after this, Stan gets his memory back, everyone celebrates and the Stan twins are sent home, promising each other that they’ll never let anyone try and tear them apart ever again. Dipper and Mabel stay at the shack, after all, all they could ever want is there, where else could they possibly go?

Sorry this was… extremely rambly and long, I am extremely tired and can’t think straight I have a bunch more ideas and concepts so if anyone’s desperately wants to hear them just ask I guess, sorry you read this dumb of ass essay haha 💥

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I’d love to see more of your “what if Tad Strange was canon and helped Stanley”, especially how it would change the turn of events with Bill since he thought everyone he knew was dead from the accident

Ok so you might not like this but it’s kinda part of my au called “ Shapes and Pines “

I got a comic in the works for the start of it and a BUNCH of drawings and doodles! I wanted to hold off on it until the comic is done but I’m weak! So here have some lore, jokes and doodles! I’m scared!

Most of these ARE jokes but uhm… idk if I’m gonna make them kiss but wouldn’t it be funny? A little? No?

Part 1 | Part 2

[camenxi]

thinking about what if bill visited stan a few months after the ford-portal accident and he sees stan being the most miserable pathetic depressed grieving man who just chugged his 8th bottle of beer looking absolutely sleep deprived and a mess and bill considers it hot as fuck

[yandere--stuck]

would u ever write more for stanley.. its so dry out here.. stanation is suffering in a drought……….

You're so right, I'm so sorry, Stanation!!!!

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💰 Stanley's obsession for you manifests into rocketing between pitiful internal justification for his possessive feelings for you and deep, deep self-loathing and disgust with himself while trying to distance himself from you. Oh, and who could forget, Stanley allowing himself to indulge in fantasies of you returning his feelings and living out happily ever after together. Ha, like that'll ever happen! … But, a man can dream, can't he? Just nice, sappy, romantic stuff, you know? Cuddling together in bed, making the kids breakfast with sleep still in both your eyes, watching the sunset together on the porch, and scaring off any lousy creep that tries to take what's his with one of his many guns. In fact, he may already be doing that last one.

🎲 Talks a big game and acts like a tough guy around you, but it couldn't be further from the truth - at least when it comes to you. In reality, when Stan's around you, he feels one second away from breaking and acting like a lovesick puppy. He feels like a kid with a crush! He hasn't felt this way since he was a young man! It'd be embarrassing if it, if you, didn't make him so happy. He just feels lucky he hasn't turned into a babbling, blushing idiot in front of you or the kids. That's for when your backs are turned. There have been some close calls, though. Like the time he got so lost in listening to you speak that he hadn't realized he'd started resting the side of his face on his hand while staring at you, hearts practically in his eyes. The moment he realized, he'd run off from you with a shout of, “Nonspecific excuse!”

💰 Stan is a bit of a collector, and that certainly doesn't stop with you. He loves snatching little keepsakes from you. Nothing you'd miss, or nothing you'd miss for long. Discarded doodles, forgotten gloves, change that had fallen to the floor unnoticed, and occasionally, your phone, to make sure he didn't have a competition. Everything he keeps goes into his study. He also likes swiping your unfinished snacks or drinks and finishing them himself - he thinks of it as an indirect kiss (yeah, he's gross, what of it?) And it's hard to admit even to himself, but he gets a certain thrill whenever he snaps a candid shot of you from one of the polaroid he swiped from stock for “store use.” That's not all, though! He goes through security camera footage and rifles through it for cute videos of you - ah, but hey, you're always cute, aren't you? He saves them all and watches them religiously. He also may secretly go through Mabel's scrapbook to find pictures of you and make copies of them for his own personal collection, always making sure it gets returned to Mabel seemingly untouched. It's probably the most organized collection he has! And, of course, he's put a framed picture of you right beside the one of Mabel and Dipper in the laboratory downstairs. It makes Stan think of an imagined, impossible world where you and he raise the two together. Your own little family.

🎲 Another fantasy he indulges in is drugging you up and keeping you hidden in the laboratory. It'd be so easy. You're so trusting of him when you really shouldn't be, when he doesn't deserve to be. It'd be so easy to steal you away all for himself. Gravity Falls is a weird town. Strange things happen, and they either go unremembered or unspoken. Sure, you'd be missed, but it's not like the police force in town would get very far. Heck, he'd put more faith in his grand-niblings cracking the case than Blubs and Durland! And, well, you stole his heart first. It's only fair. And Stan would take such good care of you, he knows it! He'd keep you all nice and drugged up. Maybe you'd be euphoric and clingy, or your brain too foggy to escape or do much for yourself, or maybe he'd give you something so that you're too sick to even consider leaving for the hospital lest your condition worsen any further. You'd need him. That's all he'd ever want.

💰 Stan is very protective of you. He tries not to be so obvious, but his temper had such a short fuse when it came to you. You were just so sweet, so nice, even to a scumbag like him! You were so good with the kids, always such a help around the shack, even going so far as to visit on your day off just because you liked the Pines’ company. Liked his company. I mean, how the hell could anyone think they're good enough for you? Nah, nah, nah, he's not letting any mouth-breathing idiots in this town try to make moves on you just because they're too stupid to realize you're outta their league! And if he even thinks he hears someone a bad word about you, he'll be up in their face, cussing them out and making threats (as well as very rude hand gestures.) It's embarrassing for him afterwards, though. He doesn't want to think he's losing control and becoming more obvious, but with how Mabel claims it was ‘so sweet’ of him to be so protective of you, he can't help but worry.

🎲 Stan gradually becomes more physically affectionate with you. “Accidentally” brushing his hands against yours, leaving a hand on your shoulder or arm for a bit too long, nearly embarrassing himself by wrapping you up in a hug in front of everyone. He just can't help it! He's… He's in love! He's in love with you, and he wants to be with you. You make him happy just by being near him. You make his life better just by being in it. He wants to hold you, hug you, kiss you, be with you, and keep you with him forever. But, Stan also knows he can't. You'd never agree to it, surely. No matter how much Stan wants to think otherwise. Old bastard like him, he wasn't good enough for you - but then again, he thought no one was. But he could take comfort in you just being near him (if you ever tried to leave, he doesn't know what he'd do…) That way, at least, he couldn't screw anything up. That's all he'd do, anyway. It'd fail, just like all of his other relationships and all because of him. He should know better. He should know that he's a fuckup, that he destroys everything he touches, and that everyone he's ever known has suffered because of him. He just… He just wishes he could be closer. He knows he's not good enough for you to love him or need him and that he never will be, but God, does he wish he was.

[spaceistheplaceart]

still thinking about what wouldve happened if that phone call went through. constantly thinking about it.

TRANSCRIPT AND ID UNDER CUT:

Young Stan stands in a blizzard. He's clutching his duffel bag strap and looking down.

Stan: "and then I woke up one morning and I had this voicemail."

Young Ford stands on his porch, leaning in the doorway with a hand over his face. He's unshaven, sweaty, and has marks on his hands.

Ford: "Look, I-I wasn't in the--"

Stan bitterly grins at Ford.

Stan: "you were happy on the voicemail. You sounded happy."

A shot of Ford, possessed by Bill, at a payphone. The cord is twirled around his fingers and he's grinning very wide.

Stan: "or smug or proud of yourself, or whatever you wanna call the thing you get that's the closest to what normal people call happy."

(the actual dialogue used in this scene/heard says "or lightly sardonic or glibly nihilistic or however you'd describe that thing you get that's the closest to the emotion that normal people call happy.")

Ford looks apologetically, tiredly, down at Stan.

Ford: "I'm sorry."

Stan: "And you were talking about swimming. I'm going swimming, you said."

We see Ford possessed by Bill at the payphone, leaned up against it casually and grinning.

Stan: "Since nothing matters anyway and you ruined my life, I might as well go swimming!"

A camera, recording, is seen. The shot zooms out to see that the camera is recording possessed Ford at the payphone. He's looking at the camera, smiling.

Ford: "I'm so sorry."

Stan: "I might not ever come back, so if you don't hear from me, I just want you to know it's because I never loved you."

We see Stan yell the last few words at Ford, face flushed and upset. The shot zooms out to show the two of them, Stan in the snow and Ford on his porch. There is distance between them. They are in a blizzard. It's silent for a few seconds.

(the actual dialogue used in this scene/heard says "Since nothing matters anyway and nobody cares about me I might as well go swimming, right? Call me back if you don't want me to go swimming! Otherwise I'm just going to assume you don't care.")

Stan looks down. Ford looks away.

Stan: "I thought you were dead."

END ID/TRANSCRIPT

audio from the final episode of Bojack Horseman

[hellonpluto]

Shoutout to this frame from dreamscapers bc thats absolutely ford

And i havent seen anyone point this out so im assuming everyone thought it was just stan

But idk man looks pretttyyyyyy ford to me. Bill why are u background-checking ur ex for the billionth time u should know everything abt every little detail of him by now

[clarisimart]

Stanley, the interdimentional portal he built in his basement was the reason the apocalypse almost came to pass, how are you suprised?

[multi-fandom-imagine]

PLEASE GOD STAN PINES PERIOD SEX I'M BEGGING

A/n: i apologize if this sucks! I have never written anything like this

Warnings: P in V, period sex, blood, biting, overstimulation, unprotected sex, light fingering, cream pie, cock warming

"What's that?"

Dropping the heating pad on the bed, Stan gave you a wink. "I'm here to make ya feel better beautiful..."

"Stan you don't...I know how uncomfortable this makes men-."

Cutting you off with a kiss, Stan let his thumb run small circles on your hip. "Shit like that doesn't bother me doll face, a little blood ain't gonna scare me off." He winked.

Swallowing thickly, you turned your head to the side as your lips sunk into your lips. You were doing your best to not raise your hips as Stan's fingers thrusted in and out of your warmth. His teeth on your neck as his thumb rubbed your sensitive clit.

Your heart pounding in your chest, skin warming as you let your gaze shift down to his fingers, you didn't know why watching him was something that turned you on. The sounds of his fingers thrusting in and out of your bloody pussy so eagerly, how his teeth ran across your neck and toward your breast. His tongue circling your nipple.

"Stan!" You cried out, the familiar feeling coiling in your belly. Your walls clenching around him though just as you were about to cum, Stan removed his fingers.

"I'm gonna be making you feel a lot better than that beautiful." Stan muttered not caring about the blood on his fingers as he pulled you closer. You weren't even sure when the man grabbed your hips pulling you close to his hips. "I'm going to fuck you until you'll be seein stars doll face."

Squeezing your eyes shut, your nails dug into the mans back as his dick brushing your clit as he then fully sheathed himself within you. A deep groan leaving his lips as he held your hips. "Fuck darlin, you feel amazing."

The pain of your cramps slowly fading as Stan thrust his cock in and out of your pussy.

"That's my girl...so wet for me." Stan moaned still holding your hips, keeping you in place as he pounded into. God you were so sensitive, you never thought something like this would feel this good.

Feeling tears spring from the corner of your eyes, you felt Stan lips graze your cheek then to the top of your head. The man slowing down his thrusts as your legs tightened around his waist, your legs trembling as you felt every inch of his cock inside of you.

"You feelin better beautiful." Stan asked, his breath fanning your neck. "Fuck you're so tight."

A whimper was your response, a nod as you tightened your legs on his hips. You let out a ragged breath, your hormones driving you crazy, making you more horny, more sensitive. Stan thrusting faster as he continues to suck and nip at your neck as he then moved on hand to rub your swollen clit.

"you're so good,just perfect around me." he chuckled as his gaze darkened watching you.

"Stan...p-please." You whimpered arching into him, moving against his thrusts. Your teeth sinking into your bottom lip as you tried you pull your gaze moving to his cock covered in blood.

Part of you knew it should be disgusting, that you should be disgusted by it but you weren't.

....why did it turn you on so much?

Breath hitching, Stan pulled out only to thrust back in. You weren't quite sure what had you seeing stars but soon you were coming. Your walls clenching around his cock as you cried out his name.

Stan let out a guttural groan as your walls clamped down around his throbbing length, milking him for all he was worth. The sensation of her silken heat pulsing and fluttering was pure ecstasy, and he could feel the coil of heat in his belly tightening with each desperate thrust.

"That's it, sweetheart," he rasped, his hips snapping against hers with unbridled fervor. "Scream my name... gotta let em know who's makin' you feel this good."

His calloused hands gripped your hips with bruising force, holding you in place as he chased his own climax. The sight of your face contorted in blissful release, your gorgeous body quivering beneath him, was damn near his undoing.

"Fuck," Stan growled, his rhythm faltering as the first waves of his own orgasm washed over him. "I'm... I'm gonna..."

With a strangled moan, he buried himself to the hilt, his release pulsing through him in powerful spurts. Every muscle in his body tensed as he spilled himself deep inside your welcoming heat, his vision going white with the sheer intensity of his climax.

When the last vestiges of his euphoria had subsided, Stan collapsed atop of you, his breathing ragged. Tenderly, he pressed a series of soft, reverent kisses along her jaw and neck, savoring the feel of your body still trembling beneath his own.

"How you feelin now beautiful? Any more cramps? Still hurtin?" Stan asked as he nuzzled his nose into your neck.

Body shivering with pleasure, you let your fingers run up and down his back. "That was amazing...thank you Stan."

Humming, the man kissed the side of your head still holding onto you. "You don't gotta thank me beautiful."

"Stan...can we stay like this? You feel really good." You muttered clinging to him, still feeling his cock pulse within you.

"Anything for you doll face."

[skifffanclub]

HOLY SHIT THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER!!!

Happy 9/11 everyone <3

[carbonated-cyanide]

my bestie @winterminty-2 made this btw

[arttsuka]

Based on somewhat real events

I spent way too much time drawing this...

But yeah, Ford finally saying thank you

A continuation (kinda)

[mejkosmos]

i feel like fiddlestan shippers are just retired fiddauthor/fordsquared shippers who NEED to see this kooky farmer guy be happy for once

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And in that moment after 30 years I finally knew, I was home