#statler n waldorf or whatever......this is such a funny ask they are literally life partners but in a chill way

[cosmicrhetoric]

do you think granny weatherwax and nanny ogg were in love

haha. esme and gytha are like a perfect representation of what it wouldve been like if gilgamesh and enkidu were platonic. they r both the closest thing to soulmates in the whole universe and also just what happens if you hang out with someone for 60+ years straight. professional haters. so no but also nanny literally fed granny an aphrodisiac pudding once and granny refused to let it affect her out of spite soooooo whatever that means i guess