#steak eevee

[bunnyminicafe]

This is all build a bears in the Bunny Cafe hoard!

[thestellarsage]

Galarian Buffet Curry

A commission I ordered from itsvanella. Theme: Eevee and Pikachu wearing posh suits.

Ingredients:

- Sweet Iberico chorizo sausage around Pikachu's neck

- Diced Argentine Wagyu steak in the curry

- Baked beans in face and costume decoration

- Panko bread crumbs on top of the coconut curry sauce (and cheese)

- Linguine pasta at the bottom

- Mushrooms in Pikachu's suit

- Sliced Slowpoke tail tempura as Pikachu's ears

- Sliced leak in the curry

- Apple slices in Eevee's dress

- Bamboo shoots (safer bone substitute) as Pikachu's arms

- Diced yam/sweet potatoes as Pikachu's hat

- Green herbs as decoration on top of the coconut cream

- Carrots as Pikachu's cheeks

- Kale and spinach in Pikachu's suit

- Boiled egg on top of the linguine pasta

- Plantain slices as Eevee's ears

- Melty cheese as Eevee's neck fur

- Cajun spices in the darker curry

- Whipped sour cream dollops on top of the egg

- Coconut cream for the lighter curry

- Meatballs as Eevee's arms

- The plate is a merchandise from the instant noodle brand

And finally, there’s the Gigantamix glow. Apart from justified alterations, this is everything in the Curry Dex combined in one enormous dish.

[kindredcookbook]

hi there!! could i please have some recipes for a fickin of eevee from pokemon? :D i really like sweets/deserts, cheese (no cheesecake though), and any kinds of meats/rice meals! kinda like a mix of sweet/savory! tysm !!

hello, oh little one of great potential!

it was really fun researching foods that eevees like to put together this list! since evidence points to a diet full of berries and grains, i tried to go for meals which have that sort of foraging-feel, as well as some meals which a lucky eevee might be fed by a trainer!

parasect stuffed peppers - i’m not sure if you are a bug-eating eevee, but since eevees are widely assumed to be based off foxes or cats, i thought that some eevees who do eat bug pokemon might enjoy this fun recipe for parasect-inspired stuffed peppers! as the recipe says, you can add meat or fish chunks to the stuffing, and serve these with rice! the other ingredients also strike me as the sort of thing a hungry eevee might forage in the pokemon world, and the red pepper should add that nice dash of sweetness.

oyakodon - a delicious, comforting dish of meat, rice and egg which has become a big favourite in our house recently. the texture of this meal is just amazing! i always think of eevees as egg-eaters- but maybe that’s my own bias, because when i’m hungry during a shiny hunt, just imagining frying up one of those green and white eggs gets me drooling…

stewed hamburger steak - a super-yummy, filling meat dish which is famously unovan yet served with a twist in kanto, johto, hoenn and sinnoh. there’s cheese with this one, too, and don’t forget to eat your greens on the side!

cheesy spanish rice - on a trip to paldea, why not stop to make this delicious cheesy rice? lots of goodness in this side dish. pair with a spanish or mexican meat dish if you want a larger meal!

mini fruit tarts - gather up your supply of oran berries and give these mini tarts a go! the perfect sweet snack for long journeys, and you can use all different kinds of fruit or berry according to your tastes.

moist chocolate cupcakes - these cupcakes are a perfect shade of eevee-brown. i think they would be really cute with some extra decoration if you’re feeling fancy; fondant or paper eevee ears, chocolate icing eevee tails, berry eevee eyes… the possibilities are endless! …and of course, how could i leave out these real-life poffins!

[steak-fanart]

I return ta yu, my gerd, my belhuvid

i leave inten to jon oth tu, steak

CLOUTEAK 4 EeVEE

-clart mascot thee

thank you clart. i will enjoy the bountiful meal readily

-steak

[simplyliney]

OC dump

[TW?]

Marcellus B. Kinczillers, born and died Oct. 21. Followed by the unfortunate event of turning vampire a few hours after being declared dead.

The kinczillers bloodline was once tainted with vampires, only for that aspect to fade away over time. Centuries have passed since the last sighting of those undead creatures. [I'll leave it at that for now. Don't want to spoil any future plans:)]

⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

He was found at the church's doorstep not too long after being born; attached was a note that read "demon child". The only name given was Kinczillers. Nobody was able to track down the family the child belonged to. The church took it upon themselves to act quickly before the situation escalated. Performing multiple exorcisms to rid the unholy from this vessel. The only results were failed attempts and more prominent features of something evil.

The church's nickname for the child was Beelzebub. Believing it was him who took the form of a child. He was kept hidden away underneath the church for three years of his life. After many failed attempts to rid the demon from the vessel, the Bishop decided it was best to just kill it.

Hearing the news, pastor Amadeus Nazareth couldn't believe they would do that to an innocent child. So he did what he thought was best; kidnap the child and raise him as if he were his own.

Amadeus never really believed it was the doing of such a demon. So he took it upon himself to research these odd symptoms. Discovering the existence of vampires long ago.

The pastor gave the child the name Marcellus B. Kinczillers. Though he loved the child like his own, he was very much afraid of him. Specifically at night.

⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

Marcellus was very isolated growing up. He didn't go to school and wasn't allowed out until the sun went down. But he found joy through music and begged Amadeus to let him learn guitar; he gave in fairly easily. Marcellus just wasn't allowed to get real lessons. He got his first guitar and was determined to teach himself.

Around the age of seventeen, he started to play at secret underground gigs. [I'll get into more detail about this later]

⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

Personal info

Birth/death: Oct. 21

Current age: 19

Height: 5'8

Biological parents: unknown

Siblings: unknown

Adoptive parent: Amadeus Nazareth

Species: vampire

Gender: Male

Sexuality: ???

Random facts

- Suffers from autocannibalism

- Photosensitivity

- Allergic to garlic [such a surprise]

- LOVES pokemon

- has two cats named Ash and Eevee

- close friends/family call him Mars bar or Mars

- favourite flower is a red spider lily

- Natural hair colour is copper

- favourite food is grilled cheese with the side of tomato soup

- ALWAYS wears his black boots

- He considers his red electric guitar to be lucky

Side notes

Mars isn't like a typical vampire[?]. He's more of one that has evolved overtime due to the vampire blood being so far back in the family [If that makes sense]. So the sun can't kill him neither can garlic. It's more like an allergic reaction.

He doesn't necessarily NEED blood to survive, but at times he does crave it. He would never harm people [or animals] he cares about. He feels as though others shouldn't be punished for what he desires, that's where the autocannibalism comes in. Even though he technically doesn't have blood flowing through him, just biting through flesh can sometimes satisfy his cravings. On the days it doesn't work, he'll go hunt in the woods as a last resort.

He stopped ageing physically when he turned eighteen and yes he's immortal. There's only one way to kill him: Cutting the head off and burning the body. A steak through the heart paralyzes him until someone takes it out.

If some of this doesn't make sense I'M SORRY. I just wanted to put something out there to kind of introduce this. I'll post something less messy in the future!

More OCs coming soon<3

[companionwolf]

So. Central.

[inhales]

I'll start off with a few answers to questions a pal in a server asked when I went PLEASE PLEASE ASK ME lol.

Fave color-- green.

Fave childhood item-- action figures; he also likes retro (80s) game consoles.

Fave food-- very classic Americana, so pizza, subs, steak, etc. Homemade is better.

Dogs or cats?- I associate him both with cats (namely black cats) and huskies, but I think he would be a dog person.

Okay, now here's the contents of my 'things I know about F/O!Central' doc. You should feel special; no one's seen this except maybe you (I don't remember) and one another friend. Used a OC emoji ask games questions for these.

Under the cut because wow long!

things I associate with my selfship: the colors dark green, XCOM blue and black, stars, cats, mallard ducks, otters, swords, oranges, acoustic guitar, the concepts of Halloween, camping, cooking, and crochet, the ocean, foxes, flannels, sweaters, map-making, weapons, coffee, action figures, 80s/90s/early 2000s stuff

- does crochet; he's actually better at it than I am 

- very loyal; sarcastic and stoic; secretly enjoys soft comfy things (feels like he has to hide it + his more vulnerable side because of being a guy?)

- he swears but not super often and I don't think he says fuck unless it's like REALLY bad (or uh. Really Good. 😏) 

- not superstitious (canon?)

- 'ghosts aren't real Commander'

- doesn't like gambling

- uses fidget stuff for more like. PTSD and dissociative stuff than ADHD/autism but the point is he uses them 

-- likes retro (80s, 90s) stuff; as a kid enjoyed early Nintendo titles

-- leery of furbies (sorry furbies this mental image is too funny)

-- pokemon team (chosen from mons he'd know about) Riolu (Lucario), Turtwig (Torterra), Cubone (Marowak), Absol, Axew (Haxorus), and Eevee (Sylveon); sylveon is shiny

⏳ HOURGLASS - are they usually late or on-time?

Punctual if he can help it.

🔫 PISTOL - do they trust people easily? how easily will they turn their back to someone? have they been backstabbed before? will they betray someone if given an ultimatum?

He doesn't trust that easily, but once he does, he'd rather die than turn his back on them. He's been backstabbed before, in the days after base fall. If given a ultimatum, say death or betrayal, he'd die. 

📎 PAPERCLIP - a random fact.

He likes interior design and building things. 

📦 PACKAGE - what are some “most likely to…” that can apply to them?

'Mostly likely to forgo medical attention.'

'Mostly likely to shield someone else with his body.'

🖍️ CRAYON - what advice would you give to them?

Please see a therapist. Also love me but that's a request not advice.

⚙️ GEAR - what are your ocs thoughts on science & art? which do they give more importance to? how much value do they place on each?

Central doesn't really get science - he's more of a brawny type, but he respects it. He doesn't get art that much either, but he likes to see what others make. 

🔧 WRENCH - are they good at fixing relationships? or do they tend to avoid doing so?

He's fairly good at repairing relationships that are non-personal. With personal relationships, he flounders a bit but tries his best. 

❇️ SPARKLE - what is their most prized possession? what do they value?

Values practical things the most, like supplies, weapons, clothes, medical stuff, food, but is also pretty soft when it comes to personalized gifts. As for prized possession, it's the kandi bracelet the Commander gave him.

📏 RULER - is your oc well educated? where did they get their learning from?

Fairly well educated. I don't know yet because it hasn't been revealed to me (ie I haven't picked something that Feels correct).

🚲 BICYCLE - can they ride a bike? what do they remember from learning to ride a bicycle?

He can ride a bike. 

🌩️ LIGHTNING - are they scared of lightning?

No.

💧 DROPLET - random angst headcanon?

He wears long sleeves to cover self harm scars. It's one other reason he misses the sweater. 

❄️ SNOWFLAKE - do people consider them cold? if so, what made them this way?

Yes; trauma based. 

🔥 FIRE - do they have any self destructive tendencies? what habits do they have that hinder them from becoming their best self?

The alcohol addiction is self destructive; he also self isolates. He also can be just kinda irritable and a bit a of a dick to others. He's working on it.

☁️ CLOUD - a soft headcanon

He crochets and buys plushies for the Commander.

🌟 GLOWING STAR - what do they think about when they look at the night sky? is there someone they want to star gaze with?

It used to excite him, but now he looks at the stars with disdain. He thinks about what ifs. Stargazing seems romantic, though-- he'd do that, if his partner wanted. He'd even enjoy it.

🌠 SHOOTING STAR - if they could make any wish with no repercussions, what wish would they make?

That XCOM had won the initial war.

☄️ COMET - what do people assume about them? are they right?

That he's cold, unfeeling, mean. He IS cold, but it's an outside persona. He feels, he just doesn't express it much. 

💓 BEATING HEART - what gets their heart racing?

Physical touch (man's touch starved).

💘 HEART W/ ARROW - what traits do they look for in a relationship? do they believe in love at first sight?

Loyalty, mostly. And no.

💗 GROWING HEART - if they have a crush, is it noticable? what changes when they’re in love?

...Honestly? Yeah it kinda is * stares at canon with my ship goggles on *; he gets softer for them, wayyyy devoted.

❤️ RED HEART - their love language(s)?

To others: Affirmation and gift giving. 

For himself (receiving): Acts of service and physical touch.

💙 BLUE HEART - do they miss their s/o easily? how do they act when their s/o isn’t around?

Because it's the Commander, he gets a little weird if they're apart for too long. He doesn't want to lose them again. He's often colder and standoff-ish even more when he doesn't know his partner is around. This slowly improves though.

💚 GREEN HEART - what things make your oc feel comforted? hugs, kisses, food?

Food; he likes cooking, especially homemade. Gifts, especially handmade. Parallel play. 

💖 SPARKLING HEART - are they a subtle or a showy lover?

Subtle. 

💌 LOVE LETTER - do they like love letters? what kind of messages do they leave for their partner?

He thinks love letters are way too vulnerable and mushy but at the Commander's request leaves little sticky notes around with encouragement.

[probablyspooky]

@eevee-of-eternity ❤️

Eggs: over medium

Steak: medium rare

Milk: no

Alcohol: no

Warm drink: fresh pi- room temp water

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Do I have friends on here?

@that1guy45 @vampcasanova @thenomadclan

[inki-tcg]

Howdy! I'm inki and this will be my online binders/collection of pokemon cards I like.

I'll divide my online binders with tags:

#daily life - I particularly enjoy artworks with rooms, houses, plushies etc ^^

#graphic - some cards have a nice flat illustration/graphic style I really like :]

#fav illustration - this one steaks for itself

#eevee - my fav, will add also eeveelutions

Most of the cards and illustration are from Pokémon Pocket and will be downloaded from a drive made by elchicoeevee I found on X - source

[yorkieeevie]

💚My friend be playing SIMs n I made her make a dog for me

[disneyvoguemagazine]

#DisneyUnclassified

Ciara reveals classified documents cataloging her exponential time training hourly sessions with martial arts masters (Feu Long, Foxxy Pamela Gurier, Shaft, Stick, Sinister, Sean Combs, RoboCop, Rocky, A Team, The Million Dollar Man, Bruce Lee Students, Master Gen, 3600 hours spent of her life training as a Psychic soldier for the Mickey Mouse Club and the documents found exposing the worm tunnel she traveled through to participate in Mortal Kombat with otherworldly beings, under the allies 'Blade\Sonya' the footage captured via 'sidekick-TMobile' device, documents her termultuious journey dawning the power of the pink ranger zord stored data imprint on the sidekicks sim card and as one of the magic kingdoms most expériences archiologist has rastered 'The Power', the first trials of this Ranger sirum has been distributed amoung the groups @Loona @Kard @MissA ,

Infused with @SpaceX #Cybertron Autobot technology allows the ranger techs back at mission control access to the data collected from the hardware of the new suits.

I.U -Frostlass

Chris Crocker-Slyveon

Beauty Marsh- Chanel (Spriggattio)

Dragonair- Seulgi

Gardvoir- Ariana Grande

B.B Kiddo - Grimes

Ponyta - Bonnie McKee

Wigglytuff - Lindsay Lohan

Espeon -WillowSmith

Ladyian - Flora G

Jynx - Chlöe Bailey

Seaking-Lizzo

Ampheros - Miley Cyrus

Frilish-Noah Cyrus

Mew -Shannon Williams

Meloeta- Kim Petras

Rihanna-Starmie

Aubery Peoples- Muk

MeganJetteMartin-Gloom

DemiLovato-Grimer

IceSpice- Swana

Bambi - Sawsbuck

Altaria- CardiB

DelKatty- Nicki Minaj

Unknown- BTS

Eevee- Nayeon

Ashley Tisdale -Ratata

JeffreeStar-Mother of Frost lass / YakYakk (cellphone conversation cameo)

BritneySpears cameo [ As Béatrix Kiddo of the KillBillSaga mother of BBKiddo leader of the eSports International Champion Team #SamuraiSkirts

with @Zendaya as Nakia Belle daughter of Copperhead of Bills four assets played by Vivica A Fox; Uma Thurman (played by Britney Spears in the Samurai Skirts Films. Synopsis: When B.B Kiddo "Claire B. Aka Grimes" takes her eSports team to the Olympic winter games, the steaks become mortal when her team dawn's the legendary Hattori Hanzo blades after a being named 'Aura' hacks the games code and recreates the events of the popular series Sword Art Online. )

Starring JeannieKim Chanel as The Firth Child Angel EVA unit 05 LaBlanc The black Rose

. In the end the Skirtz win the Gold medal and the facade covering the event is later exposed as the game company's chairs and executives are made a mockery in the industry for their mal practices in their business ethics when the company's abuse of female gaming icons and influencers pops the gaming giants legacy and ruins their flawless reputation when B.B leaks the security footage of the company using the girl gamers as sex slaves and toys for the male dominated gaming industry. When the truth comes to light showing one of the most epic games in history covered for a real operations intelligence interception mission the world watched live as what appeared to be just am online game turned out to be the government's biggest intelligence war in real life.

All of these events converging with GameFreaks Trainee Project 'Trainer Lass' Space X secret splicing program testing engineered spliced genetically enhanced cultures giving the subjects pokemon like essences and advanced traits or above average apptitude s

I.U loop artist details her account as the groups leader or 'Big Sister' the pokè-docustreamentary converges with the groups member 'X Jet / XSR BlackBird 'portrayed by Claire B aka Grimes' her competing for the few positions for the girl group trainer LASS, pokemon company's first ever live music dance reality pop girl band, their experience at Coachella with Marvels Runaways band and working with Minnie Mouse as the events around Hugh Jackmen announcing his involvement for #Deadpool3 as the movies cast were filming around the events that will influence the Kingdom Hearts Movie. With the Mouse Queers proving to the world the magic that was unfolding into the real world has made the fantasy of a magic world living truth tofay.

[yeojaa]

( TEASER / holidating. )

In life, there are certain things that go together, two parts that make up a whole.  The sun in the sky, grandmothers and cheek kisses, chocolate when you’re sad—and you and Jeon Jungkook.  Best friends since childhood, there’s never been one without the other.  You’ve always existed this way, caught in each other’s orbit.  Parallel lines that run side by side. 

But what happens when those lines finally collide?

(or:  how to lose a best friend in ten days.)

pairing.   best friend!jjk x f!reader.

genre + rating.  this teaser is general but the full fic won’t be (wink wink). entirely made up of cracky, silly, and somewhat infuriating fluff.

tags / warnings.  idiot best friends being idiots and a dumb amount of cuteness.  the final will have further tags added.

wc.  0.9k for this teaser. undetermined full story.

beta reader(s).  @hobi-gif because she be my gurl.

author note.  this is part of the rockin’ around the christmas tropes collab with the most wonderful group of women @underthejoon @ladyartemesia @ppersonna​ @untaemedqueen​ @xjoonchildx​ and @snackhobi​.  i am so excited for you guys to read the amazing works that are going to be coming out.  please support these lovelies!  ✨💗

— coming 23/12/20 !

Jeon Jungkook is four bites into his steak when he almost chokes, the half-chewed slice getting caught somewhere in the back of his throat, threatening to send him to a far too early grave.  He’s three delirious gulps of water deep when he asks you to repeat what you’ve just said, staring at you with the biggest roundest eyes anyone’s ever seen, shining like a beacon in the night, a solar flare that eclipses everything else around it.  He’s silent for a total of five seconds - or so he thinks - before he’s laughing, scoffing so loudly it disrupts Eevee, your lazy Maine Coon, and sends her bolting from her spot by his feet.  

“You’re kidding me.”  Because he can’t even begin to fathom what you’ve said, make sense of the ludicrous suggestion you’ve made.  

This, coming from the guy who has been your best friend for the last seventeen years.  Who has known you for almost two decades and who, by sheer idiot osmosis, has been privy to every harebrained scheme you’ve even come up.  Who has, often against his will, suffered through all your crazy 4 a.m. suggestions, nodded along half-asleep as you’d prattled on and on about things that hardly made sense in the light of day but fared even worse beneath a blanket of sleep.

(And you’d had a lot of bad ideas.  From your absurd fried chicken restaurant - where you’d use vacuum tubes to send food to people’s tables - to your non-whiteboard whiteboard desk - made for the everyday office person - he’d seen it all.  Talked you off ledges and rebuked your half-hearted request for him to be your angel investor.

“Isn’t this what friends do?”  You’d said, implored, just two weeks ago over another dinner, with that same absurd stare of yours, the one that Jungkook’s known for most of his life, that makes everything just a little harder to say no to.

“Invest in shitty ideas?”  So maybe some of your ideas aren’t that bad.  Maybe, just maybe, they’re actually sort of inventive.  Out there, certainly, but innovative, plucked from the mind of you and only you.  

Still, he likes giving you a hard time.  It’s sort of his thing.

“Definitely not.”

You’d kicked him under the table, pouted at him and then continued your rambling, completely unfazed by the fact that he was not, in fact, going to shell out a part of his trust fund to bring your whacky idea to life.)

Because you know him so well - could read him like a book, recognise his voice in a crowd of thousands, find his smile like a star in the night sky - you take his disbelief in stride.  Treat it like it’s nothing you’re not used to which, well, you aren’t.  Continue to stack French fries onto the tines of your fork, twirling the utensil before depositing the too-big bite into your mouth.

“What’s to kid about?  It’s a good idea.”

Whether it is or isn’t is up for Jungkook to decide.  He can’t entertain it at all, just the mere thought of it existing too far out of the realm of possibility.  “We’re not— What’d you call it?”

“Holidating,”  you state, so matter of fact he wants to roll his eyes.  Actually does when you set your fork down, lay it neatly beside your plate and level him with that stare.  The one that reads like a big red warning sign, that might as well have neon lighting it up by how he shrinks away.  He knows that look.  He knows you’re not backing down, somehow fired up and ready to go in the minute that’s passed.

Still, he’ll try.  Play off your suggestion and scoff just that much harder.  “We’re not holidating, ____.”  

“Why not?”  You’re exasperated, two hands landing on the countertop with gusto.  It’s as endearing as it is childish, making him laugh again, roll his eyes until the sclera is all you can see.  (You’d told him once that his eyes would get stuck like that if he did it too much. Cue the prank when he’d worn white contacts and nearly given you a heart attack at the tender age of thirteen.)

“Because I don’t have time for dating, let alone—”  Jungkook feels idiotic when he says the words, wrapping them in airquotes that have you glowering.  “‘Holidating’ or whatever.”

“That’s the point!”  You’re waving those same two hands - you’ve always talked with them, emotive and dramatic like in a soap opera star - as if that might lend some validity to your statement.  “You don’t have time to date.  I just got out of a relationship.”  Sure, they’re facts but they mean nothing to him as you continue to ramble on.  “Neither of us can or even want to put in the effort for a relationship but like, who wants to spend the holidays alone?”

(You have a point.  There’s nothing quite like attending his extended family’s annual Christmas dinner by himself.  It garners too many of the same questions, offered by distant relatives that mean well but otherwise drive him insane.)

(He’s not about to tell you that, though.  Hard time, and all that.)

“It’s not that bad,”  he says, lying through those slightly too-big, slightly buck-toothed teeth of his.  Why he bothers, he isn’t sure.  You catch him immediately, a loud a-ha! snapping past your lips when he glances to the side, completely unconsciously.

(You’ve known his tell since he was in high school.  Since that first time you’d caught on when he’d borrowed - and subsequently broken - your camera, you’ve known.  You call him out on it too.  Every. single. time.)

“You’re telling me you want to have your grandma ask you when you’re going to give her grandkids for the umpteenth time?  Seriously?”  

“It’s not that bad,”  he repeats, a broken record that can’t be fixed, whose cat-scratched eeeeeee gives him away.

He’s bluffing.  He knows it.  You know it.

Looks like you’re holidating. 

tag list.  @neverthefirstchoice @youwannabelostandnotbefound @codeinebelle @jeonmisha 

[eevee-eclair]

Family Resemblance

Written by Eevee

Things to look out for: brief mention of blood, pain, crying, swearing, eating trash, mention of throwing up, (please tell me if I missed one!)

Random side note: Haha raccoon man go brrr (also it impossible for me to write pure fluff, I’m so sorry)

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All of Phil’s sons had some kind of animal they were mixed with. All except for Tommy so far. Techno had pig like features, Wilbur had his fish scales, and he himself had his wings. What Tommy had, they had yet to find out.

But that didn’t bother any of them. No, it bothered Tommy because he looked different. But his family started getting hopeful when Techno noticed small habit changes.

He saw him spending more time at night than the morning and was always waking up late. He took up whistling and hissed at anything that was vaguely threatening. Tommy also became more nosy and destructive than normal. His room was always a mess, but he refused to clean it.

So a few days after his fifteenth birthday when he gained his physical animal traits, no one was that surprised.

———

Techno was always the first awake. After he finishes his first cup of coffee, Wilbur usually comes up and then Phil is right behind him. Tommy has started to sleep in later, but he was always up an hour or so later.

But today he never showed up. It was almost noon before they all went to his room to see if he was awake. What they found delighted them and scared them; mostly scared them though.

Tommy was laying on his floor, a deep growl coming from somewhere in his throat. He looked in pain so they all rushed over. He saw them and hissed, trying to crawl away but ended up backing himself into a corner.

Phil held Techno and Wilbur back and pointed at his face. “Look, does his face look darker to you?”

The two older boys looked at their younger brother and nodded. “Yeah, like there’s a mask on him,” Wilbur said.

Techno pulled away and slowly made his way to Tommy. “Hey, hey, hey! You’re okay, buddy,” he mumbled, crouching down. “It’s me, Blade.” He held out a hand.

Tommy calmed down slightly and seemed to sniff Techno’s hand. He recognized his brother’s sent and relaxed fully. Now he just looked scared.

“It hurts, Techno...” he whined, curling in on himself.

He sat down fully and ran his fingers through his hair. “I know, bro. You’ll be okay soon, I promise. Anything you need?” he asked, looking into his sky blue-turning-brown eyes.

Tommy whimpered in pain again. He pointed to his trash can. “Can you bring that over here..?”

Wilbur rushed it over. Everyone expected him to throw up, but they weren’t expecting him to eat the rotten food bits out of it. Phil quickly took it away.

“Whoa! You know trash is bad for ya, Tommy!” he cried, putting it back where Wilbur found it.

“But it tastes so good!” he wailed. “And it’s the only thing I haven’t thrown up since this morning!”

Techno sighed and turned to his dad. “Remember how I eat potatoes, Wilbur loves eating seaweed, and you eat seeds all the time? This is his food,” he explained. “Trash.”

“But that’s not healthy!” Phil argued. “Tommy how does steak sound? Or a Gapple?”

Tommy shook his head. “I snuck some earlier and they just came right back up. I’ve been living on trash since three,” he said, holding his stomach.

Wilbur sat down, worried. “Three am?! Tommy, why didn’t you wake us up?!”

“I didn’t wanna bother you... Plus, I was quiet! Techno didn’t even know I was there!” Tommy responded, frowning.

Said brother sighed. It was true, he didn’t hear or notice a thing last night. “True. But how’d you manage to sneak the Gapples from my room?” he asked, very confused. He was the lightest sleeper and most observant person in their family so it was hard to get into his room without him knowing, let alone steal.

“I was qui—“ he cut himself off with a large cry of pain. “Fuck! My back!”

Everyone looked to see a tail trying to push its way through. Tommy kept swearing and Phil didn’t badger him about it; he knew how painful this must be. He turned to Wilbur.

“Go call Tubbo and see if he can come home. I think seeing him will help Tommy,” he said.

Wilbur nodded and ran to the phone while Techno tried to reassure Tommy he was okay. He picked it up and punched in Tubbo’s number. It took a few rings before he picked up.

“Hello?”

Wilbur sighed in relief. “Tubbo! It’s me, Wil! Can you come here as fast as possible? I know you’re at a friend’s house but Tommy’s finally gained his physical animal traits and we think seeing you will help him.”

“Yeah, I’ll be right over!” he asked. Wilbur could hear him pulling on shoes.

Wilbur nodded, even though he couldn’t see. “Please hurry.” He hung up the phone and ran back upstairs.

Tommy’s tail was half out and they could see the tips of some ears. He sat back down next to him and rubbed his back. “Tubbo will be here soon, okay? You’re doing so good!”

He didn’t respond, he just kept swearing and crying. After about five minutes, the doorbell rang and Wilbur rushed downstairs to let Tubbo in.

“He’s upstairs, come on,” Wilbur said, dragging him in immediately and running back with Tubbo. “He’s here!”

Tommy looked up and whined. His eyes were completely brown and his tail was almost out. Tubbo ran over and sat in front of him.

“Hey, Tommy! It’s okay, you’ll be okay, alright? Do you trust me?” Tubbo got a small nod and he gave a brave smile. “Good. Then trust me when I say it’ll be over soon. Just hold on a little longer,” he said, holding onto Tommy’s hand. Tommy squeezed back, not saying anything but the occasional cuss word.

Phil stood up, knowing his youngest was in safe hands. “I’ll go get towels,” he told them before running off.

Techno watched him go and brought the trash can back over. “Here, Tommy. Eat some trash before he gets back. I used to eat out of the trash all the time and I turned out fine.”

Tommy gave a weak laugh but didn’t reach for what he called food. “N-not hungry...” he muttered.

“Let’s wait until his ears are out,” Wilbur suggested. “His tail is out and when his ears show the pain will ease up enough for him to eat.”

Tubbo nodded. “Yeah, that makes sense.” He took a glance at Tommy. “He look like a raccoon,” he told them, trying to start conversation.

Techno started making a pile of edible food for his brother. “Yeah, considering what I’ve seen him do that makes perfect sense.”

“What’s he been doing?” Tubbo asked.

As Techno filled Tubbo in on Tommy’s new behaviors, Wilbur comforted him. Eventually, Tommy let out a content sigh and let go of Tubbo’s hand, going completely limp.

“That hurt like hell,” he sighed after a while. “Why’d it hurt so bad..?”

Phil walked in with towels and handed one to Techno. “Because your body is rearranging itself to comply with the new appendages,” he explained, starting to dry the blood off his new tail while Techno worked the ears.

Tommy tried to pull away but was too tired to do much so he just let them continue. “I gotta wash these fuckers now, don’t I?” Everyone nodded and he huffed. “That’s no fair! Techno doesn’t have to wash his fangs!”

Techno snorted and Phil sighed. “No he doesn’t, but he still has to take care of his skin just like Wilbur goes swimming everyday and I go flying every morning.”

“Oh poo! You guys don’t have to brush knots out of something you can’t reach!”

Wilbur stepped in. “No, but it’s just as difficult. Swimming takes a lot of energy out of me and dad still has to groom his wings. Techno eats Gapples not just to stay strong but because it’s just as important as us eating vegetables,” he explained.

Techno and Phil pulled away and helped sit Tommy upright. As he reached for the pile of trash, they all took a good look at him.

His tail and ears had dark rings and his eyes were dark, almost black. He had a dark pattern on his face that looked like a mask and his teeth were a little sharper. His nose was slightly pinker and Tubbo gasped before leaning forward and booping him.

Tommy dropped his food bit and bleped, causing everyone—even Techno—to make an ‘aww’ sound. They all took turns booping him and he started to get angry.

“Stop that,” he said, pouting. “Let me eat!”

They all snickered and let him go back to eating. After he had finished, he yawned and curled his tail around his legs.

“Tired?” Phil asked with a small laugh. “It’s only two in the afternoon, son.”

Tommy huffed. “But I’m sleepy! Can I....“ he trailed off and they watched his gaze wonder to the gold bits holding Techno’s cape on. He reached for them and Techno moved away.

“Hey, hands off, Tommy!” he scolded. Then he saw the look of shame on his brother’s face and sighed. “Sorry, that was harsh. It’s just your animal instincts. Don’t worry, we’ll help you learn to control them.”

He nodded and dug through the trash some more. Tubbo was the one to break the awkward silence.

“So, what now? Do I have to go or can I stay?”

Phil smiled. “You’re always welcome to stay, Tubbo. I’m sure Tommy would appreciate it too.”

Tommy pulled out a Gapple core and started chewing on it. “Yeah! I can show you how to climb a tree and dig through trash!” he said with a mouthful of food.

Wilbur took the core from him. “You know how to climb a tree...?” he asked. Techno was just as confused.

“Yeah, it’s not hard!” He stood up and pulled Tubbo up with him. “Come on!”

Tommy’s family watched him go, his new tail wagging from side to side in a blur. Wilbur stood up and sighed. “Well, I’m going swimming. Have fun you two.”

Wilbur walked away and Techno got up also. “I’m gonna make sure they don’t hurt themselves,” he said, following his brother out the door.

After a while, Phil stood up and walked out to start on dinner. Apparently Tommy did know how to climb a tree so they all watched him leap from branch to branch.

Everyone agreed that a raccoon suited him perfectly.

~~~

Hey, thanks for reading this! If you enjoyed please reblog, it helps me stay motivated to write more. Comments are also very appreciated! I might also write some Tubbee or Tubbo with horns if this gets enough attention

(Also, sorry for the rushed ending)

[cupcakedex]

Eevee hamburger steak tutorial! Source.

[ladyreapermc]

Drabble: Domestic (Julian x Fem!Reader)

Summary: based on this anon request - Can i request a Dr. Julian Mercer x reader domestic fluff???? 

Wordcount: 635

Warnings: none. It’s pure fluff

Your fingers dug into the dough with a little more force than necessary, making it pop through your knuckles, your nails getting crusted with the flour and eggs. Baking always helped you to relax. There was just something about kneading and shaping the dough with your hands that made you focus, any tension that built during the day bleeding out of your shoulders every time you pushed and shoved the lump beneath your hands.

And you were in desperate need of some relaxation since your boss was getting on your nerves about the damn illustrations you were supposed to deliver. Why he needed them now when the publishing was postponed for next year, you didn’t know, but you had spent the entire morning staring at bear pictures on your computer and you needed a break.

“Damn! What did that bread do to you?”

You looked up to find Julian casually leaning against the archway the led into the kitchen. Jeans, baby blue t-shirt and socks, his long dark hair falling over his eyes as he smiled at you with warmth and you froze in shock because he wasn’t supposed to be home from his conference until tomorrow. You had the whole evening planned, some nice steaks on the fridge, and his favorite wine in the cellar.

“You’re home…”

“You sound disappointed,” he chuckled, frowning a little and you shook your head, abandoning your bread to meet him, arms crossing behind his nape, mindful of the dough sticking to your fingers as you met his lips for a welcoming kiss.

“I just wasn’t expecting you. What happened?”

“The last lecturer that I wanted to see canceled so I didn’t see the point on staying,” he said with a shrug, before pressing a kiss on the tip of your nose. “Plus, I missed you.”

“You were gone for three days,” you arched your eyebrow at him in disbelief and Julian just grinned.

“Still missed you.”

“Missed you too,” you sighed, meeting his lips for a new kiss. “Well, since you got here earlier, you’re gonna help me with dinner.”

“Sounds perfect. Let me just shower first.”

You nodded, letting go of Julian so he could head for the bedroom while you returned to your bread, turning up the radio, a grin on your lips, lighter than you felt in days. Julian had that ability when it came to you, to chase all your problems away, make you forget that things could ever be bad.

Finishing your bread, you set the dough to rest and cleaned the counter and your hands, getting the steaks out to be seasoned, before staring at the fridge, thinking on what you would be doing for the side dish, catching the sound of Julian returning and you would always be surprised on how quick and efficient he was with his showers.

“I was thinking mashed potatoes and vegetables?” you called out without looking up, letting out a squeak when Julian caught you by the waist, pulling you into his arms for a slow dance.

“It’s our song,” he said as you settled in his arms, giggling. He smelled of soap and that heady musk that was uniquely him, so you buried your nose on the crook of his neck, inhaling deeply and just enjoying his warmth.

“We don’t actually have a song,” you commented, tilting your head up to look at him and Julian grinned.

“Then we pick one,” he caught your lips once again for a long, loving kiss that had you melting in his arms.

“Maybe we should order in?” you offered in a sigh, too caught up in his spell.

“Sounds like a great idea,” Julian grinned, once again making you squeal when he lifted you up in his arms in a bridal carry, taking you up to your bedroom.

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@queen-eevee replied: Jaz imma need you to elaborate on mike/sebastian RIGHT NOW I almost burst into tears READING THAT

okay this popped into my head out of nowhere this morning this is all very stream of consciousness and unrefined but the broad strokes of it go like this:

mike townsend isn’t a great blaseball player, and in fact kind of exists in the shadow of jaylen hotdogfingers all the time. sebastian telephone is also not great - even after he gets hit by the alternate reality thing, he’s only a three-star batter, and more importantly he is now in a world where his twin sister is one of the most famous blaseball players ever, and he is... just her brother.

and that kind of thing is hard to deal with, you know? that permanent comparison, the perpetual “you’re okay but you’re not her.” and mike and sebastian end up at a lot of the same parties and they get drunk together and sometimes they stay the night at each other’s places and sometimes they talk about it in the morning, and then sometimes they call each other after games, and when the garages and the steaks play each other they’ll spend time together, and it’s the kind of thing that’s not something yet, it’s a pre-something, it’s building, and-

and then jess is in a peanut and a couple weeks later mike is in the shadows. and sebastian is by himself, but that’s okay, because both of those things are reversible. it takes a couple months but jess gets out and he gets to tell her that he’s seeing someone - sort of, it’s complicated, you know blaseball, but it’s good, jess, it’s good, and i hope you can meet him someday.

four days after jessica gets out of the shell, sebastian is incinerated. a year and a half after that she’s in a peanut shell. it’s another year after that before mike gets out of the shadows. (and he and jaylen were always friends, he doesn’t hate her, but - but he gave up his life for her, his whole existence, and in return she killed the guy he was seeing, and he needs some space after that.) maybe he’s at the hall stars game, maybe he’s just watching it on tv. either way he watches sebastian get incinerated a second time, and watches jess and jaylen disappear, and then he steps back into the shadows.

this story doesn’t have an ending yet. we don’t know if there’s going to be a second hall stars, we don’t know if mike can come out of the shadows. but i think the important part here is the beginning, is these two people feeling alone and unimportant and seeing each other and understanding and caring about each other. no matter what happened next, that’s the part that matters.

[sorugao-bandgeek]

“Awe Tsu-Chan you look so cute,” Nana commented once she took the pictures out the envelope. “See smiling didn’t kill you.”

“I’m always smiling though.”

“On the inside doesn’t count,” Tsuna spoke up from the couch, before sighing loudly as the sound of defeat came from his game boy. “They hurt my eevee.”

“Well if you evolved it -“ Natsume was cut off by Tsuna saying, “No, eevee’s cute as it is.”

“Ugh,” Natsume rolled her eyes, deciding to ignore Tsuna’s Pokémon problems. “Are we sending any to Tutu?”

“Of course!” Nana nodded, her ponytail swaying in excitement as she all but hopped up. “There’s some things I want to send, would you mind going to the market with me later?”

“Can we go to Matsumoto’s afterwards?”

“Oh, yes, I’ve been craving some steak fries.”

That’s when Tsuna popped up beside them, putting an arm around their shoulders, “I heard steak fries.”

“No.”

“Of course Tsu-Kun!” Nana flicked Natsume’s nose, the girl making an unamused face, before pulling away.

Or trying.

Tsuna easily reeled her in and put her in a headlock, “It’s Family bonding time you ungrateful brat.”

“Fuck you Tsuna.”

Tsuna was about to respond to that, but Natsume started tickling him. Nana sighed as Natsume easily picked up Tsuna who had tried to get away and flung him over the couch.

Instead of stopping them, she continued looking through the pictures. Tsuna’s had come out nice, his smile lighting up his face and though Natsume was smiling, it looked as if she was up to something.

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