#steve rogers' sex binder

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You are the only one allowed to give opinions about Steve's sex (or in general) life. You truly truly truly never miss, you thirsty hilarious queen. Never stop posting, you're my daliy dose of serotonin. Also if you want to share I would LOVE to see your binder about Steve.

Well now, I wouldn't go as far as to say that I'm the only one allowed to speak on Steve Rogers' sex life - people who have my exact same views are okay too I guess ;)

The MCU Sex Police can catch me if they can.

As for the binder, let's see... I guess we have two big categories - 1-Likely to happen in canon & 2-Only if I had reality warping powers (and maybe not even then), and a bunch of entries listed in alphabetical order for each section.

For example: B - Bottoming: (In the likely to happen side): it is certainly possible that Steven Rogers, although having only been in heterosexual relationships, might have experienced anal sex on the receiving end; after all evidence points to Rogers being pretty open-minded in most aspects of his life. [see America's ass; Pegging]

B - Bottoming: (in the if I had reality warping powers side): DUH. Any and all sexual partners of Steve Rogers are contractually obligated to pay homage to America's Ass (also: who wouldn’t want to?) [see also: Rimming, body worship]. It is also a great way for Steve to let go a little bit, which is actually good, as a guy who, because of who he is, is always expected to be on top of things (pun intended) [see Pillow princess]. Also, as yours truly’s preference, it is the correct one, no need to elaborate further.

I guess we could go full Dewey and also divide by classification. Like - the 200 class is religion so Thor, Loki? 600 - Applied science... vibrators?

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Bucky, Steve Rogers, Spock, Jim, Bruce Banner, Wonder Woman. All for the head cannon thing

This was so much fun to do thank you!!!

                                James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes

sexual orientation headcanon

Vintage Bisexual to the core

gender headcanon

Most of the time it’s cis or ftm pre Winter Soldier to agender or demiboy (he/him pronouns) afterwords (because these things can change)

mental illness / neurodivergent headcanon

Oh boy, okay: PTSD, Disassociative Amnesia, BPD, OCD, Body Dysmorphic Disorder, Anxiety, Depression. Schizophrenia 

3 random headcanons

1) Bucky is the worlds biggest cuddler, before the fall it was a big problem because “Buck, you gotta be careful we could get killed if you keep touching me like that.” (Steve, the voice of reason for the first time in his life). Once he starts recovering and coming back to himself he still flinches from strangers and doctors and almost anyone, but once you become HIS you are not safe from the cuddle monster.

2) He has a habit of just adopting reckless people. It doesn’t matter if you are a grown adult Bucky “Mother Hen” Barnes will swoop in and tell your ass off because “I swear to GOD CLINT BARTON IF YOU JUMP OFF THAT LEDGE I’M GUNNA TAKE YOU OUT BEFORE YOU HIT THE GROUND.”

3) Animals. All of them are his. Every. Single. One.That stray cat he saw during his morning jog eating out of the trash can? He stuck her in his hood and took her home. That three-legged dog that the pound was going to put down? He’s now happily outfitted with a prosthetic to match Bucky’s own. A bunny that was abandoned because the reckless owners didn’t realise how fast rabbits reproduce when they got TWO? You guessed it: hops around and into people’s laps (just don’t touch the ear with the chunk out of it. it makes them sad)

                                         Steven Grant Rogers

sexual orientation headcanon

Vintage Bisexual to the fucking MAXXXX

gender headcanon

Captain America is a transman fun fact for ya

mental illness / neurodivergent headcanon

PTSD, Generalized Anxiety Disorder, Insomnia

3 random headcanons

1) Has always and will always be the big spoon. Even when he was a scrawny kid he always preferred to be the one holding Bucky (it makes him feel safe, knowing that he’s holding on to the one thing he has left. Especially after Sarah dies)

2) Was (mostly) a virgin up until the serum. Bucky was always afraid that doing too much would trigger his asthma, so while they fooled around a lot and him and Peggy fooled around some, he never actually had sex until he found Bucky again (The Howling Commandos cracked jokes every morning after)

3) Hates swimming, hates water of any kind. Especially when it has to go over his head. He gets lost in flashbacks of both the times he drowned. He can still feel the ice cold water surrounding him, crushing him until he’s blacking out. And the rush of the warm water over his head just before he lost consciousness. Needless to say no one will ever catch him going to the beach recreationally. 

                                            S’chn T’gai Spock

sexual orientation headcanongender headcanonmental illness / neurodivergent headcanon3 random headcanons

biromantic demisexual

Genderflux. Sometimes he’s just not feeling the concept of gender

OCD, Anxiety

1) Wears Jim’s clothes when he’s away/ in medbay again because they smell like him and it’s a comfort to the primal part of his mind that calls out for his mate, his t’hy’la. Everyone on board knows better than to say anything. After a rescue mission went wrong the Dignitary they saved mentioned it and it took two months and a lot of bribing to convince them to stay with the Federation once Spock got a hold of him.

2) He enjoys cooking. Well.. cooking for Jim. He used to do it constantly with his Ima when he was younger. She taught him a plethora of Terran recipes that she learned from her Abbas. James loves it and will eat anything and everything Spock cooks him (even if it is vegan)

3) Amanda is Jewish and Vulcan culture is based on Judaism so Spock is Jewish and even though he isn’t practicing, when he remembers to stop working to celebrate he celebrates Jewish holidays not Christian

                                           James Tiberius Kirk

sexual orientation headcanon

POLYAM PAN FAM

gender headcanon

He is my trans son and you can fight me tbh

mental illness / neurodivergent headcanon

PTSD, Panic Disorder

3 random headcanons

1) He falls a little bit in love with everyone he meets.

2) He flinches when people touch him. He’s been through too much between Tarsus and his life in general. But once he realizes who it is he’ll place a hand on their shoulder or just touch them in anyway to let them know it’s okay.

3) On days where he and Pasha are together they’ll wear too big hoodies and their boxers and Pasha will almost definitely not be wearing his binder while they watch Classic Television™ and see who can get the replicator to make the most authentic Terran ice cream (because it just never tastes the same as back home)

                                                  Bruce Banner

sexual orientation headcanon

Polyam biromantic asexual

gender headcanon

Cis 

mental illness / neurodivergent headcanon

BPD, Body Dysmorphia, Depression, Active Suicide Ideation, Insomnia, and he’s on the Autism spectrum

3 random headcanons

1) Bruce cries during sad movies. Not little tears, no, actual really gross sobbing. You would think that having the shitty life that almost no film could beat would mean he’s immune to shitty sob stories, but it’s not at all true. He uses them as a coping mechanism almost because there the one way he can get out his emotions without him having to be The Big Guy.

2) He nearly never sleeps. Like… ever. It’s a bit of a problem considering his emotions get more and more wild after the 32nd hour, but he manages most of the time. That being said when he finally does end up passing out it’s usually in one of the other Avenger’s beds. Most of the time it’s Tony’s (he likes being snuggled warm between him and Rhodey) But each Avenger has woken up with an arm full of exhausted scientist on more than one occasion 

3) His two favourite clothing items are too-big thrift store jumpers and fluffy socks. He tries not to buy clothing that’s too expensive for when he doesn’t quite trust himself, and the worn fabric swallowing him makes him feel safe and secure and doesn’t mess with him when he’s being overstimulated.

                                 Diana, Princess of Themyscira

sexual orientation headcanon

Pansexual Princess for the fucking WIN

gender headcanon

She’s a transwoman, sorry I don’t make the rules

mental illness / neurodivergent headcanon

PTSD

3 random headcanons

1)  She’s seen every movie ever made. And each time she does she screams in frustration that white men are playing parts meant for her friends. She’s been kicked out of more than one movie theater

2) Activist. In every movement she deems worthy she’s right there, using the influence she knows she has to push forward where she can

3) She goes to every Pride Parade she can manage and never lets people forget that they’re where they are because of Trans Women of Colour.