#stoner culture

[shelovesplants]

I've been smoking since I was born man✨️ I can smoke anything🤣💨

[peoplee-suck]

doing some bong rips & listening to mac to brighten my day 💗💗💗 shouting out all my stoner friends 🥰 sending good vibes & happiness to you all 💘💗💘

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[oneheart12]

The moon called…I answered 🌗

[queer-coded-camaro-driver]

A Quick Guide to Writing Weed for Non-Stoners

Hey guys! If you’re trying to write drug-use fanfics and you’ve never actually smoked weed, here are some details about its culture and physical effects:

Historically Accurate 80′s “Nicknames” for Stoners: Head, Burnout, Blazer, Toker, Doper, Pothead. Space Cowboy wasn’t popular but it was around. 

Historically Accurate Nicknames for Weed: Dope, grass, the Devil’s Lettuce, Mary Jane, Thirteen, flower (only if it’s in bud form), bud, keef (the super fine powder at the bottom of the grinder).

Weed smoking implements: 

Bong (it’s made of glass and it looks like a vase, the smoke is pulled down a pipe and through a small water chamber to remove any bits of burning debris before it hits your lungs). 

Pipe (small, usually made of glass, but people have smoked weed out of pumpkins, apples, pop bottles, shoes... stoners are weird, man. when you smoke from a pipe you use your thumb to cover the carb/side hole and tilt the bowl to the side so you can light it without burning your fingers).

Joint/Blunt (weed wrapped in some kind of paper and lit light a cigarette).

Other terms for “smoking/inhaling”: Toking up, taking fat rips or taking a rip, hitting the pipe/the bong.

Etiquette: 

Puff Puff Pass (you take two hits and you hand it to the person on your left)

Bud up or shut up (don’t hold it in your hand and talk for 4 minutes, hit it or pass it on)

Snacks or Grass (either bring weed to share or bring food and drinks to pass around, but don’t show up to smoke with someone empty-handed, it’s super fuckin’ rude)

Other important facts: 

It is not a hallucinogen. Weed should not be giving you any sort of visual hallucinations. If you smoke marijuana and the walls start to melt, go to the fucking hospital because your shit has been laced.

The munchies are very real but some people have it worse than others.

If you get sick after smoking too much/eating too many edibles it’s called “greening out”. 

Drink. Hella. Water. Smoking dehydrates you can give people cottonmouth. Drinking lots of water prevents both of those things and keeps you from getting a headache or greening out.

Anyway, hope this helps! 

Peace.

[that70sstoner]

Marihuana

Weird Orgies. Wild Parties. Unleashed Passions!

[shelovesplants]

If your watching this, you're required to take a bong hit or dab🙌✨️🩷💨

[ammyj-blog]

One of these days this stoner cat is gonna be a sticker

[schlock-luster-video]

On November 17, 1999, The Big Lebowski debuted in Romania.

Here's some new John Goodman art!

[maryyjahhne]

[bbhighnotes]

Should I Watch it Stoned? - Samurai Jack (2001)

TL;DR: NO

In the year of our Lord, 1997, the Cartoon Network gods bestowed upon us a gift – a programming block called Toonami. If you’re unfamiliar with Toonami, you should be ashamed of yourself, but since I’m nice I’ll tell you what it is anyway. Toonami was an evening block of cartoons aimed at older kids and younger teens, so many of the shows that aired at the time had darker and more mature themes or more intense action than CN’s typical stuff. They even showed anime! This post isn’t about Toonami, though, it’s about one of the shows that aired during the block. One of the sleekest, coolest, animated action shows of all time. I’m talking about: Samurai Jack.

Interestingly, Samurai Jack originally aired as part of regular Cartoon Network programming, but had re-runs air on Toonami instead. I can only guess that CN higher-ups thought the show fit Toonami’s style better. I can’t quite remember where I saw it first, but either way it aired on the same channel so cut me some slack, alright?

Anyway, Samurai Jack is a love letter to samurai action films mixed with some dystopian science fiction. I was originally going to put a short plot synopsis here, but the kickass intro can explain the premise way better than I can.

Along the way Jack encounters, and assists, numerous odd creatures and aliens each affected by Aku’s villainous rule in different ways.

The thing that set Samurai Jack apart from other action cartoons (and what made it a better fit for Toomani, in my opinion) is how uncompromising it was in it’s artistic presentation. The show loves it’s build-ups; whether it’s an intense stand-off against Aku’s forces, or Jack simply traveling to a new destination, scenes in the show plod along at a snail’s pace. That sounds like a bad thing, but it’s honestly excellent. Samurai Jack knows how to sow tension; it knows when it’s time to slow down and let you appreciate the effort that went into crafting the dystopian world Jack finds himself in. It knows when to be quiet, something a lot of other cartoons struggle with.

Like, before Jack goes into battle with Aku’s beetle drones for the first time (pictured below) there’s a six minute montage of him preparing weaponry and traps alongside the talking dog people he’s helping out. With no dialogue whatsoever. It’s honestly a great scene, beautifully animated and really gets you hyped up for a battle scene that actually delivers on its tension.

Which is why it pains me so much to say this: I found it mind-numbingly boring watching it high. Not all the time, mind you; but the 20 minute episodes sometimes felt like hours. I guess my stoned brain just prefers the chaotic stupidity of shows like Aqua Teen Hunger Force over the slow-burning adventures of Samurai Jack. It’s still a fantastic cartoon, just one I recommend watching without outside supplements, if you catch my drift.

Before I go I want to leave you with an image of a beetle-like creature from the intro that I hadn't noticed until watching the show for this review, uh, thing.

What do you think beetle bro has in the pipe-like thing of theirs?

Like, seriously, look at the eyes. Dude’s higher than the crime rate in Aku’s dystopian cities.

Until next time; puff, puff, peace

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[kansascityrome]

Let's smoke

[thesoftboiledegg]

Is Rick and Morty 50% of stoner culture where other people live, or is it just me? Because walk into any head shop, and you'll find Rick and Morty pipes, bongs, grinders and mats everywhere. A lot of it has fanmade art, which is actually pretty cool. I've seen guys come into dispensaries and head shops and outright ask if they carry Rick and Morty stuff. I think watching Rick and Morty is a rite of passage for stoners in this region. And I live in a conservative area crawling with Trump voters, so it's a little surprising.