#stoner lance

[finrinrinfin]

klance sticky note doodles I do when I’m procrastinating at my desk. I’m fond of the zelda/link AU, I think they’re cute

[graniteknight]

Why not be introduced to the bold brave nexo knights of knighton! we have:

The potential stoner, (unclear 50/50 whether this is the case but he gives major stoner vibes)

The one who it’s a debate whether he is actually serious about his role as a knight.

The only one trustworthy of being in a kitchen, the others will make it explode.

The only sane member of the team who is the definition of major team leader. (because she’s the only one with a capable braincell)

Tne ACTUAL team leader, who is a tad bit mentally traumatised and also a possible stone monster? (it depends)

Please please PLEASE keep this one away from any sort of magical books, clouds or things that are a possible threat.

[youareinacomawakeup]

As a child star working for Disney, either you grow up to have some kind of wild scandal, or you wind up a voice actor for Kingdom Hearts.

Drake Bell unfortunately found the way to do both.

[purbiworl]

They won't shut up about Pink Floyd what the fuck

[theghoulgirl]

Keith Kogane/Reader Headcannons- Section I

For these headcanons, this is specifically for Keith after the war. Therefore, I am going to make this an 18+ post because it would be super fucking weird if someone under that age read this. This is also the first part to an (currently) endless headcannons that I have.

Otherwise, enjoy! And please feel free to comment about any challenges against them or to apply your own for others to read! 

In a friendship…

Would befriend someone who is either affiliated to the group or would be in ‘forced’ proximity with, such as work

He would connect well with someone who is a little bit of a goober, like Hunk or Lance.

Keith would also most definitely befriend a stoner and connect to them through trauma bonding

Home dude lost a lot throughout his life, he would absolutely use drugs and alcohol recreationally. 

He also connects really well with individuals who are intelligent in ways that contrast his own. 

Keith does not befriend someone based on physicality, but whether it’s on how much of an asshole you are. The less judgemental you are, the closer he will want to befriend you 

It takes a looong time to break down his walls. Before you are able to, he’s generally awkward and aloof. But once you either prove or he can see you are trustworthy, he’ll start to occasionally drop a hot piece of trauma to see your reaction to it. If you react well and don’t judge him, he’ll open up more. But if you become uncomfortable with it, he will probably keep you an arms distance away. 

Once you two are closer, most likely through quality time together (ex. Studying while he trains), he would get more and more playful with you. 

Specifically also slowly reveal more and more of his silly side. 

Poking you when he wants your attention and then pretending he didn’t poke you. Blames it on the air. 

Keith would absolutely spar with you in the kitchen using utensils 

He would occasionally crack a joke here and there as well

I also fully believe that Keith has ADHD, and if you have ADHD too, then it would just ricochet between the two of you. This would drive everyone absolutely insane. 

One moment Keith could be discussing battle plans and then you walk into the room and make a random noise, and he would repeat it back thus losing all sense of authority and seriousness. 

Eventually, as you two grow closer, Keith might also develop some feelings…

In a relationship…

He would not be the first person to confess. 

Unless someone were to give him confirmation, then he’d contemplate it. Otherwise, the other party would have to approach him 

Once y’all talk it out and are officially an item, he is going to be a little awkward and aloof again.

This man did not engage in courting behavior when he was in highschool. Sure, I’ll entertain the idea that some of his peers were infatuated with him, but he never actually pursued those relationships since he was focused on his own life problems and emotions. 

Therefore, he does not know how to flirt or how to date someone. 

But that does not mean he is not willing to try, especially for you. 

But in other news, Keith has matured with time and is an amazing communicator. 

He will let you know when he is uncomfortable with something, such as PDA. 

Speaking of PDA, he would prefer to keep most physical touches in private. 

Especially kissing.

But he does not mind holding your hand or resting his on your back

He would also let you know when he is getting nervous over not messing up the relationship. But all he needs is a little assurance that he is doing amazing and all he needs to do is be himself. 

Once he relaxes more into the relationship and gets more comfortable, he would be unabashedly affectionate towards you. In private though. Outside of seclusion ? He would mostly stick to teasing you or light touches. 

Section II coming soon!

Please also feel free to comment on more head cannons that you have! Or to give a contradicting thought!

[akutagawamydear]

help I might have accidentally stoner-fied Lance 😅😭 I’m using the Keith Kogane Klance bot @shy____guy on character ai and I literally have so many different chats with it, like two where Lance is Genderfluid and/or a crossdresser, one where he’s trans FTM, ADHD (I am not someone with ADHD, but I am using portrayals from AO3 that have been praised and corrected when needed by people who do have ADHD, depending on if the writer themselves has ADHD) one where he’s panicking because his Student hasn’t been renewed yet, and two where he’s high, 1st one because he’s at a party and the second one because he just is.

and both times, Keith has been shotgunned (aka Lance blowing smoke into Keith’s mouth and him inhaling it)

[complicitsacrilege]

Well, now I want to know who are your favorite cinema vampires?! Maybe a top 10? 😸

Oh man this is tough I love them all - except Queen of the Damned 💀 that was… yeah. That was unfortunate. I’m just gonna say a mix of vampire movies/characters in general tbh bc it’s too hard to narrow down characters in some cases.

IWTV - it’s one of the first movies I really remember loving, and I love both the movie and show for different reasons! I think both Tom Cruise and Sam Reid capture different aspects of Lestat in really fun ways. Also hot take but Jacob Anderson is the superior Louis. Brad Pitt was unintentionally good for the role because of how depressed he was, whereas Jacob wanted the role and it very much shows. Though I’m not a fan of some of the changes the show made, I think it’s still fun! It’s like fanfiction of the original, and I’m all for fanfiction.

The Lost Boys. This will always be one of my favorite vampire movies and I love all of them equally.

Near Dark is a very, VERY close third. Jesse is my fave, though all of them are great. I just love Lance Henriksen 🥰

Adam and Eve from Only Lovers Left Alive - this movie is SUCH a chill stoner film I love it so much. I have a tattoo from it

Bela Lugosi’s Dracula - will always be the best version of Dracula, though I do love the Coppola movie as well.

Quinlan from The Strain - WHAT THAT TONGUE DOOOO 😂

Miriam Blaylock from The Hunger - the whole movie is so good, if you haven’t seen it, watch it!

Jerry Dandridge from Fright Night is such a fun vampire character - I love the original Fright Night. It’s so gay.

Selene from the Underworld movies - no explanation needed there lol

Dracula from Blood for Dracula - THE most dramatic bitch lmao I love him.

[finrinrinfin]

these fuckheads again

[stephbarnves]

i need content of stoner lance

[ferrstappen]

Hi J (is it okay to call you J?) this is random but i've read a lot of getting high! with the drivers and i want to know if you think some of them do and if you'd get high w them?

Hello lovely <3 First of all, call me whatever you like, I really like J so it's okay <3 and about the grid getting high hmm... so I don't smoke pot, only cigarettes which is probably worse???? but anyway, I'm usually around friends and people in general who like getting high and passing a couple of joints around

Esteban gives me stoner vibes for some reason? and by association Lance and Mick also give me the vibes. of course

max and Daniel it's an obvious answer. I see them as super casual about weed, like the chill smoker that's tired and says do you have a joint? or text each other "im on the balcony and I can smell the weed from over here, it's illegal if you don't share" 100% my favorite type of stoner <3

nico and Fernando give me the vibes that maybe when they were younger? and probably once in a while now bc their stomachs can't handle it or something like that lol lewis yes. ofc.

charles I think it's yes but maybe every once in a while? idk, I can't really see him getting high but I just know he does. same goes for Pierre.

Carlos and lando I don't think they do and they, especially Carlos, give me the vibes of someone who gives you a bombastic side eye if you light up a joint.

this is all my imagination is giving me right now but it was so much fun though thank you babes <3

[willtasker]

INTRO POST

about me:

Justin (he/him)

CIS / Ally

shows I like:

Star Trek (TOS through ENT)

The X-Files

MST3k

Millennium

The Twilight Zone (Original)

Deadwood

Buffy TVS

movies I like:

The Way Of The Gun

Star Wars Saga (1-6)

Fearless (1993)

Speed Racer

Thief (1981)

The Seven Samurai

Runaway Train

Starman

Spider-Man 2

favourite people:

Gillian Anderson (this but also written 300 times)

Rachael Leigh Cook

Lance Henriksen

Haley Atwell

Christina Ricci

Emma Stone

Mark Hamill

Martha Plimpton

favourite topics:

Psychology

Art

Film

Film music / film scoring

History

highest kins:

Conrad Jarrett (Ordinary People)

Vincent (CBS’ 1980s TV show Beauty & The Beast)

Max Klein (Fearless)

Harry Stoner (Save The Tiger)

Oscar Manheim (Runaway Train)

Fox Mulder (The X-Files)

music genres I like:

Classical

Jazz

Film Score

Alt Rock

Grunge

Metal

Classic Country (Johnny Cash, etc)

[voltronrenaissance]

ok weed headcanons. cw for drugs lol

shiro: he has two extremes when he smokes. either he feels nothing and just falls asleep early, or he becomes violently paranoid and greens out. he doesn’t partake often

allura: insane tolerance for no reason bc she doesn’t smoke often. also you can never tell when she’s high she acts incredibly normal until she switches letters around absentmindedly (for example instead of saying watch a movie she might say match a wovie. but she says it so normally you have to pay attention to catch it)

coran: absolute hijinks stoner. will come up with wild activities that are probably dangerous but sound super fucking fun to the high brain such as shopping cart racing and getting too creative with fireworks. has accidentally singed his mustache with the lighter before

hunk: gets the giggles like NOBODY’S business!! everything is so funny even when it’s not. also would insist that everyone play a card game with him that he used to play back at home but when he wrangles everyone he suddenly realizes he has no idea how to explain the rules in his current state. he’ll have an existential crisis later in the night and will be completely fine like nothing happened 10 minutes later

lance: will boast about his tolerance just to be wiped tf out after 2 hits. he takes the first hit, passes the blunt to allura and says “try to keep up 😏” just to be absolutely humiliated. he’s the type to sink into the couch and whine about how he can’t move if the group decides to migrate elsewhere. he will try to make the more functional members of the group get snacks for him

keith: he’s a long time experienced stoner. high all the time and no one can tell. when he’s sober, people ask if he’s stoned. after everyone else in the group taps out he excuses himself to the bathroom to hit his pen. smoking probably makes him quieter and introspective and makes really spaced out and funny faces when he’s lost in the sauce

pidge: she isn’t the green paladin for nothing 😏 jokes aside I think she would enjoy the biochemical aspects of the plant and could be the groups resident grower, but i can’t see her particularly enjoying how weed affects her ability to think. grows the most potent shit possible just to see how it fucks up her friends lol

[starlitsawamura]

❝ DIDN’T ANYONE TELL YOU? I’M THE HERO AROUND HERE. ◟♡ ˒ hey, i’m avalon, but you can call me val ❤︎ twenty two, any pronouns, genderfluid, and ace. neurodivergent. isfj. capricorn.

a lil bit more about me ⤏ sarcasm is my default. chaotic and somewhat unhinged. sad song enthusiast. final fantasy lover, especially ff7, ffx & x2, and ff15 (and the kingsglaive movie!). i’m like an orange cat but i’m never given the braincell. sucker for antagonists, morally gray men ruin me. stoner gf. constantly having an identity crisis. cat mom. i currently have sixteen tattoos and thirteen piercings. i’ve been graphic designing for seven years now, almost eight. i love chatting and making friends, so don’t be scared to slide into my asks or my dms if we’re moots. but i am lowkey real awkward lmao.

likes ⤏ matcha but lately i’ve been obsessing over lavendar lattes, cats, rainy days, otome games, rotting, mini dresses, all jewlery i love that shit, vans, rewatching new girl everytime i finish it, squishmallows, sunrises, mori from ouran, butterflies, tattoos, and taking naps.

fav animanga ⤏ haikyu, jjk, fma: brotherhood, wind breaker, bllk, kaiju no 8, ouran, yona of the dawn, rwby, mashle, and bsd. — cheeky brat, waiting for spring, solo leveling, a sign of affection, and library wars. also currently playing love and deepspace and getting back into mr. love queen’s choice.

simping ⤏ cloud strife, nyx ulric, noctis lucis caelum, and tidus. daichi sawamura, hajime iwaizumi, atsumu & osamu miya, kiyoomi sakusa, kotaro bokuto, and eita semi. toji fushiguro and satoru gojo. kafka hibino. haruka sakura and hajime umemiya. rensuke kunigami. katsuki bakugo and keigo takami. roy mustang. lance crown. sung jinwoo. also in love with zayne and xavier from ladp & gavin and victor from mlqc.

kinning ⤏ haruhi fujioka, tifa lockhart, hajime iwaizumi, kyo sohma, ryunosuke tanaka, katsuki bakugo, osamu miya, and kotaro bokuto.

MORE ABOUT ME !

[ SEVENTH HEAVEN ] — check the menu

[ AVALONCORE ] — my personal aesthetic

[ima-ghost-art]

b, n, + w for the ask game!

OKAY!!

B- ima go with my current fav ship from my og fandom that, as much as I hate it, I still love it which is voltron. Technically no one themselves convinced me, but I saw the relationship in a fic by one of my favourite authors at the time that I liked, so ima count it (I'm usually the one convincing others with random rare pairs so) i was given Lance x Matt and utterly fell inlove. Like before hand I wouldn't have pared them but now i just want matt to marry lance to officially make him pidge's older brother!!!

N- 3 things I wish I saw more/in in stranger things is (1) kali, I really wanna see more of els sister tbh and I also really want to learn more about her escape and how she did that!!

(2) please please please can we adress Steve's truama!?!? My boy was thrown into this mess and managed to take down a demigorgan without even knowing what it was, got emotionally cheated on most of his relationship with nancy, was nearly killed by demodogs, then billy, then by the demodogs again in s2 all bc he wanted to protect these reckless kids (I dont even think he ever got an actual apology from nancy for the bullshit she put him through either) GOT TORTURED AND DRUGGED BY RUSSIAN SOLDIERS IN S3 no to mention the guilt he must feel for dragging robin into this mess aswell as putting the kids in danger, then watching billy die in front of max??? Then in s4 he has to watch max (someone he sees as his lil sister at this point) fighting this monster on her own with such a limited time left, then got literally dragged into the upside down, STRANGLED, PARTIALLY EATEN ALIVE, then after getting out, have to go back before he was even fully healed from the first time then the vines STRANGLED him AGAIN!?!?!?? Only to after severely hurting vecna, come back to Dustin (basically his little brother) holding the (potential bc I dont believehes actually dead) corps of eddie, his new friend he was definitely crushing on. Eddie who has apparently died the same way he was attacked before. LIKE THERE IS NO WAY STEVE IS OKAY AFTER ANY OF THIS?? YET SOMEHOW ITS STILL PLAYED AS A JOKE???? (I am very passionate on getting these characters therapy bro they've been through so much)

(3) let this fruit salad of a show be gay, we all know it is so just let it be gay!! Give steve his metal head bf!! let robin and vickie be cute band gfs!! Let byler be a thing and let them be happy!! Let max have both her gf and her bf el and Lucas!! Let us have our stoner bfs Jonathan and argyle!!! Let us have single queen nancy who knows shes bi but also knows she doesn't need to constantly be in a relationship!!!!!

(Bonus 4 bc I need to have wayne and eddie interact, they care so much for eachother and we were robbed of having them reunited)

And finally

W- (besides all the sex or die, sex pollen, and everything else that involves questionable consent) I have the most irrational hatred for time loops!! Idk what it is but even if it's the only completed, checks every other box for my dream fic, if it has a time loop? Fuck nope just no. I would rather read the fic from 2016 thats incomplete. I just despise it and I really have no clue why, no fandom would make me want to read that trope!?!?

Anyway hope you enjoyed this lol

[byneddiedingo]

Johnny Depp in Dead Man (Jim Jarmusch, 1995) Cast: Johnny Depp, Gary Farmer, Lance Henriksen, Michael Wincott, Eugene Byrd, John Hurt, Robert Mitchum, Iggy Pop, Jared Harris, Billy Bob Thornton, Mili Avital, Gabriel Byrne, Crispin Glover, Alfred Molina. Screenplay: Jim Jarmusch. Cinematography: Robby Müller. Production design: Bob Ziembicki. Music: Neil Young. It was probably inevitable that Jim Jarmusch and Johnny Depp, two of American film's best-known off-beat artists, would collaborate, and it seems appropriate that they should do it in that quintessentially off-beat American genre, the "stoner Western."* Unfortunately, for some viewers the film just feels stoned: slow, meandering, and fixated on images that refuse to yield up their significance. It is, I think, one of those films that are more involving to think about after watching them, which is why its reputation has grown since its initial release, when Roger Ebert, among other critics, dismissed it as "unrewarding." It opens with a long montage of young accountant William Blake's (Depp) westward train journey from Cleveland to the end-of-the-line factory town called Machine, a name that suggests the real manifest destiny of the United States was the spread of industrial capitalism. Blake is on his way to a job with the Dickinson Metalworks in Machine, and is unaware that he shares a name with the poet and artist who was one of the great enemies of industrial capitalism. He dozes through spectacular scenery that has filled the great Westerns -- a reminder that before there were movies there were train windows. But when he arrives in Machine, no job is waiting for him, and his protests are futile when he demands to see Mr. Dickinson, who turns out to be the always-formidable Robert Mitchum in his last screen role. Moreover, that night he kills Dickinson's son in self-defense and, wounded himself, flees town on a stolen horse. Dickinson immediately hires a trio of gunmen to kill him. Blake is found half-dead from his wound by an Indian (Gary Farmer), who patches him up but also tells him that the bullet is lodged near his heart and he will die from it eventually. The Indian is called Nobody because he belongs to no tribe, having been abducted by white men as a child and taken to England to be exhibited. He was educated there and learned to love the art and poetry of William Blake, so naturally he proclaims the hapless accountant a reincarnation of the poet. And so Blake and Nobody begin an odyssey toward the Pacific, a picaresque in which Jarmusch manages to cross an adventure story with a satiric look at the failure of American ideals, using bits of Blake's prophetic verse as a running commentary. (Remarkably, quotations from Blake turn out to sound much like the kind of wisdom usually ascribed to Native Americans in the movies.) It's to Jarmusch's credit that this high-concept blend becomes as moving as it often is, especially, as I've suggested, in retrospect. *Jarmusch referred to Dead Man as a "psychedelic Western," but aside from the scene in which Nobody, under the influence of peyote, sees the skull beneath William Blake's skin, it doesn't have the conventional distortions and hallucinations associated with movie psychedelia.

[dormouse-iii]

Explaining The Busta Rhymes Gender Envy In Vauge Descriptions of People Who Do & Do Not Exist

I was thinking about it & its weird & i dont know how to spit it yall.

Try & imagine Columbo in full drag like make up & everythang but it's clear that he did it himself because its REALLY bad & caked on like a birthday party. & hes got this full outfit with frills & a dress but its all mismatched 'cause dude can barely dress himself; he has his raincoat on over it like he just got a call in the middle of a drag show but its still very obviously just Lieutenant Columbo in drag but it's not.

Just try to think about Rebecca sugar cosplaying as an old Miami detective with a stupid fake looking handlebar mustache that looks like it's been glued on, one of those Hawaiian shirts, & a pair of kakis. They got on a leather jacket but wearing it the way anime characters do where its more like a cape. & she got cool shades on but its very clearly just Rebecca Sugar pretending to be a Miami PI like they didn't even change the hair but she has a stupid giant revolver on their hip with a laser scope & they look stupid. But it's not Rebecca Sugar, they just happen to look like Rebecca Sugar wearing all that.

Its like if Stevonne dressed up like a stoner hippie from the late 90s, Cosplaying The Dude from that Big Lebowski movie with the stubble & everything but we can all tell that its just Stevonne but its not- like, its a different person who just happens to look like Stevonne cosplaying The Dude.

Do you know what im talking about?

It's DJ lance rock but he's crossdressing in the background of a Busta Rhymes video.

No, it's Busta Rhymes in his music videos that's what it is. Watch a Busta Rhymes music video from the early 2000s or 90s & you'll get what I'm talking about, homie. Just almost a cartoonish portrayal of what a human being looks like & everything about it is clearly a costume but its such a costume that it makes you think that this is just how this person looks.

If you put them in plain shirt and pants they would still look like an actor or something like a positive uncanny valley. Kind of like a perfect chip or strawberry. its something so much of thing that it almost doesn't look like the thing at all. just imagine finding the perfect apple that looks so much like an apple that it makes you think its fake that's what I'm talking about.

So yeah Busta Rhymes gives me gender envy.