Xie Lian: Leave me alone, I can't get it up
Also Xie Lian, 20 Minutes Later, physically fleeing the Gambler's Den: oH hEY WouLd You loOk at ThAT
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Me: *sobbing because emotions and shinlena*
Also me: *laughing hysterically because I've read that one side story where Shin heard this conversations recording played in the middle of a military meeting and everyone was making fun of him*
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If homelander let me suck on his phat breasts i would’ve been a better person by now😒
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so i made a song because yes i have the @infamous-if brainrot and i have it bad 😭
'where the flowers grow' is a leaked song from synthpop band Sunhopper Shopping Channel, who take inspiration from 'sci-fi, romance novels, and Saturday morning cartoons' to create their genre-blending songs.
The song was written by frontman Kasen Yun, known to fans as Skip. He has strongly denied all rumours that the song is related to ex and former bandmate Seven Lawless, despite certain lyrics suggesting otherwise.
*Disclaimer: i tried my best but while MC is a singer i am NOT lmao (also i don't like my voice and idk how to sing with an american accent besides changing the pronunciation of 'can't' so just putting that out there first lol)
Lyrics:
'why am i still on your wrist'
the thought lingers like a chaste kiss on my mind
how do i get over this?
i keep thinking back to when you were still mine
somehow you wake up all the best and the worst parts of me
hate how you take up all the spaces i can't seem to reach
tell me do you know that you still live
in the part of my memory where the flowers grow?
i'll never know just how to let you go
how do you remember us?
wish i could hop onto your memory bus
hitch a ride, look around
to see where those secret thoughts of yours all hide
and if do, and if i find
something that maybe, just maybe i don't like
would you mind, if i closed my eyes
pretending like everything's fine
(prechorus)
tell me do you know that you still live
in the part of my memory where the flowers grow?
i'll never leave this spot where you've left me standing
always pause, when i count to ten
but i know i'd do it all over again
spend my time with an empty hand
hoping you'll come back and hold it again
tell me do you know that you still live
in the part of my memory where the flowers grow?
hope you're happy you hurt me I’ll never forgive you
and i hate that i love you
hate that i miss you
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Heaven forbid a boy knows I have depths. I hate being perceived. It's like ah validation alright.back it up i dont need you to know that I have thoughts in my head . i dont need you to affirm that I have thoughts to believe that I DO ACTUALLY have thoughts, actually, and I should not be trying to prove I'm worth listening to because I am, in fact, worth listening to, despite how my ex made me feel
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