#I just thought it was hilarious

[uldwyns-onwyfans]

Possibly one of my favorite coincidences in my entire Destiny career

[cherrirui-official]

I think it's really fucking funny how the final edited episode of friendlocke violet was released and then H*nry K*ssinger died on the same day, do you understand what I'm saying? Are you following along?

[brainrotdotorg]

to the one person who rbed That One Post saying they didnt understand why people make harry and kim fuck bc theyre the least sexual characters theyve ever seen. you will never understand a warriors bond

[pretty-boy-eddie]

I was playing my music at work and "Reproduction" from Grease 2 started blasting and a customer just went "Fuck yeah, sex song."

So anyways imagine your faves-

[shibaraki]

WHAT DID THE ANON SAY????

anons r so wild...coming from an anon lol

I am not posting it but I hope anon knows I’m laughing and I wish them luck in finishing HS 🫶🏻

[stephaniedola]

today my german prof played us this crazy Lidl pickle ad for Valentines day where like it starts with a woman almost running her future husband over with a car and hes like "you forgot your pickles"

and then it montages them falling in love and she throws up in a handbag and then her mom dies i think??

anyway it ends with her sitting forlornly on the curb and him offering her another jar of pickles and shes just like "im gonna need it" and shows him a positive pregnancy test

[gataclism]

Lila: So, you're dating Alya, right ?

Nino: Uh.. yeah?

Lila: And you are very good friends with Marinette?

Nino: Yes. And?

Lila: Then why is it when you, Alya and Marinette are hanging out...you're the third wheel?

Nino: ...

Lila: ...

Nino: I ask myself the exact same question every god damn day.

[r3d1ke]

"Times destruction how does it feel to create a soft spot within the coldest of hearts" cavum asks the child standing before him

"Feels quite nice" the child spoke "maybe we are part of destruction but it doesn't mean we can't create something special, maybe even in folks Mind" bk stepped closer to her teacher arms wrapped, the warm of the pieces of fire and punishment from the founders sure hurt but within all of those physical pains there is a heart that needed the anger to ease.

Cavum faded as bk can feel him slipping away tears slipped through but she had to pick her self again.

she has 5 lives now she better use them well in proving the founders that they are at fault.

"KILL them with what they can't believe you have , kindness in that heart of yours"

[tobinheath]

These bitches basically admitted they have a group of them who don’t follow me but wait on my every post JUST so they can twist my words and “call me out” (read: basically just find any excuse to send me hate mail) LMAO wait now that i’ve typed it out it’s actually hilarious. I have hate stans!!! Mama i’ve made it!!

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[liquidstar]

genuinely this is the funniest joke in the series so far to me

[redundantz]

Jumpscare of my life

[hychlorions]

guys being dudes

[egophiliac]

just thinking about hair and faces

[aroaceleovaldez]

my personal favorite interpretation of Nico's confession to Percy in BoO and Percy's reaction is that. Nico was one foot in the grave at the time - heavily injured, exhausted, probably suffering from blood loss, actively turning into shadows, etc etc. And he mentions himself several times that he's not acting quite like himself, such as smiling a lot and his mind wandering and his vision being unsure. Dude is OUT OF IT. He is one strong breeze away from crumpling on the floor and falling unconscious for multiple days (again).

a.) no wonder Will was like "three days in the infirmary now. you will melt into a puddle if you try and summon a wishbone." cause Nico was probably standing there with a glassy look in his eyes waving like a leaf in the wind on the verge of collapsing.

b.) just imagine Percy's pov: The guy you've known for three years stumbles up to you on the verge of death, clearly still bleeding and half-fading into nothingness. Obviously a little delirious at best. Normally he's extremely awkward talking to people and hates physical interaction and every time he talks to you he looks like he wants to run away as fast as possible. You are 80% sure he wants you dead but is trying to be polite about it. He walks up to you with the confidence only someone suffering from extreme dehydration/major blood loss on the verge of passing out can have, tells you that you're not his type, high-fives your girlfriend (who you thought he had a crush on?) (you weren't even sure he knew what high-fives were. you're still not sure he does) and stumbles off without finishing the conversation. You ask your girlfriend if she understands what the hell just happened. She has no idea either. You decide to chalk it up to him having no idea what was going on either.

Three days later Nico wakes up in the infirmary in a cold sweat, having remembered that interaction and goes "WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"

[well-look-what-i-did]

Peeled charlie and violet