"Es tut mir leid. Ihre Tochter war seit einem Jahr...kriminell."
whyyy are you phrasing it like that. Is she...you know...kriminell?
"Bist du...kriminell, Sonja?"
"ES IST KEINE PHASE, MUTTI!"
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RIP Ishmael, you would've loved Urban Dictionary, Sufjan Stevens, and Heartstopper
RIP Ahab, you would've loved moveable prosthetics, Life360, and anger management classes
RIP Starbuck, you would've loved the DSM-5, HR, and the phrase "shut the fuck up"
RIP Stubb, you would've loved ASMR YouTube channels, brain rot humor, and starting flame wars on Twitter
RIP Flask, you would've loved platform boots, saying "bro it's not that deep", and prepackaged sticks of salted butter
RIP Fedallah, you would've loved the gift of prophecy awarded to people on tumblr, not having a phone, and 2020 COVID lockdown
RIP Queequeg, you would've loved Obergefell vs. Hodges, sweatpants, and having personal beef with the Duolingo owl
RIP Tashtego, you would've loved cotton candy vape, trolling people on the internet, and calling things "white people nonsense"
RIP Daggoo, you would've loved not playing basketball (out of spite), offering "uppies", and work visas
RIP Pip, you would've loved child labor laws, kazoos, and water wings
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Jokin Stubbin olemuksessa muistuttaa mua niistä johonkin spandexiin verhoutuneista kaupunkipyöräilijöistä jotka ei välitä vittuakaan muusta liikenteestä ja se saa mun rusinat rasahtamaan niin pahasti joka kerta kun näen sen naaman jossain että kuolen vitutukseen ennen 2030 jos Stubb päätyy pressaksi
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George Stubbs
A Lion Attacking a Horse
1762
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Mares and Foals in an extensive landscape, George Stubbs
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speaking of the stubbs show, pw yelled at people fighting during dance dance, then patrick stopped the song and went the fuck off
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