#stupid puppet pulled it off

[dracothelizard]

Something something going from LA VIDA ES DOLOR to LIFE MEANS SOMETHING.

(Also something something Ed's presence is felt even when he's not there in the room but SO IS STEDE'S.)

[ofmd-ann]

I need more Stede storytime ❤️

[erinthesails]

jim's little face journey of pleased disbelief when stede wins the duel is so cute

[overelegantstranger]

imo the funniest way to handle the "who's captain in s2, stede or olu" is that olu is now the crew's union rep

[horrorfemme1138]

Day 27: Bedtime

Stupid puppet pulled it off.

[thischarmingpirate]

OFMD as Smiths lyrics

"It takes guts to be gentle and kind" (I Know it's Over)

[chipcheesesandwich]

RIP Wee John, you would have loved audio books

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

the one you have waited for to be mated with

[crispycreambacon]

Fuck it [ posts this because there is literally no one stopping me from doing so ]

Original image + bonus sketch because I can

[stedebonnetsbignaturals]

not even gonna make a dick joke here I’m just 😭😭😭

[sturmhondsdemjin]

No, because Eddie Munson being the Master of Puppets is also something that can be so personal. And sexy.

(See also: The idea that Steve Harrington is just an innocent silly little boy in their relationship is such a broken take.)

[kuoringankalmo]

literally ugly crying in my bedroom because of going merry

I haven't changed at all from my childhood lmao

[serious-goose]

i can't believe we're getting ofmd s2

[ozlices]

another super insulting part of the watcher situation i haven't rly seen ppl addressing much

ryan deadass saying smth like "nobody else on youtube has made tv quality content"

like... i really feel like it's important to highlight that bc not only do they obviously have no respect for their audience, but that statement shows they have no respect for their peers in the industry, either.

not to mention it is a shining example of bleeding arrogance to such a high degree, you will straight up fucking lie bc you're truly convinced you're that special when you're anything but.

there's been NUMEROUS online creators who were recognized by entertainment industry workers BECAUSE they made tv quality content & even full stop blockbuster quality content.

bo burnham started on youtube & is now one of the most wellknown & loved standup comedians of our generation, with numerous netflix specials & even a movie he wrote & directed under his belt.

the try guys, fellow ex-buzzfeed employees, had their own tv specials on food network (based off their youtube shows, btw) & a documentary made about them as well

rosanna pansino has also been on numerous food network shows both as a host & a judge

quinta brunsun, another fellow ex-buzzfeed employee, went on to create her own whole ass sitcom that has been highly praised

matpat cameo'd in the fnaf movie because of his theories & multiple other fnaf creators had small cameos through the employee of the month board easter egg

markiplier made multiple high-quality shows on youtube & is now working on a highly anticipated movie (he was also planned to cameo in the fnaf movie but couldn't due to conflicting schedules with his own movie)

hot ones got their own tv gameshow due to their popularity & they are still one of the most wellknown, beloved & respected internet shows

many short films made on youtube went on to premiere at film festivals & even in theaters

the hit horror film "talk to me" was created by youtubers rackaracka

webseries of actual fucking tv shows have also existed for literal decades

the list goes on.

to seriously think that overproduced bullshit is all you need to make "tv quality content" is not only tone-deaf, but shows they do not even know what they're talking about. many tv shows & huge blockbuster movies are made with absolutely microscopic budgets & small teams, & they still get praised & awarded for the passion, dedication, & creativity that shined brightly under those restrictions.

the blair witch project is probably the most wellknown & highly praised example of this, but it is far from the Only example

it is a whole other slap in the face, again ESPECIALLY when puppet history is one of their most popular shows, to spit in the face of internet history. to see the success of their predecessors, even ppl they fucking worked with at buzzfeed, & deny them of all their success & efforts to get where they ended up.

no, y'all are not the first people to make "tv quality content" on the internet. FAR from it. because your crap isn't even genuine "tv quality".

but you are the first ones to ever disrespect not only your audience, but your own fucking industry & your peers on this level.

& you are the first & i sorely hope the only fuckwads dumb enough to pull a stunt this fucking stupid, out of touch & utterly tone deaf.

[overelegantstranger]

for DAYS. i have been trying to think about paralympics ofmd au. and then getting stuck bc i couldn't figure out a sport to set it around.

but you see. i had CLEAN FORGOT paralympic sailing is a thing

so paralympics sailing au send tweet

[scarafvcker]

synopsis: scaramouche finds himself in his room, having to deal with his own frustrations (i.e. dottore gives scara a cock and now he has to jack off to thoughts of you)

cws: masturbation, dirty thoughts (breeding + a whole lot of positions), chubby!afab!kitsune!reader

word count: 700+

part 2

“that stupid doctor.. that stupid fox..” scaramouche muttered to himself, pressing his forehead against the wall of his bedroom. he glared down at the tent that started to grow in his shorts, cursing dottore for giving him that configuration without his consent or knowledge. now, the puppet had to experience his first erection despite his many, many years of walking teyvat—and it’s all because of you.. and one of dottore’s clones’ sick idea of a joke.

you’re just supposed to be that kitsune he found all those years ago in inazuma, the one that decided to stick with him like a thorn in his side. but thanks to that stupid configuration, all he can think of is how he wants to pull at your fluffy tail while he slams his cock deep into your puffy cunt.

he doesn’t get it.. how a simple body part can completely cloud his mind.. and with thoughts of you, no less. his cock is painfully erect, pushing against the confines of his shorts and begging to be let out. despite his lack of experience with these types of things, he pulls his shorts down and wraps his hand around his thick cock. he truly has no clue what to do, doing whatever comes to mind and just going along with it. he pumps his hand around himself, wincing a little before he reaches his hand up and spits on it. he brings his now moistened hand back to his shaft, letting out a breathy gasp as he starts pumping it again.

his free arm slides up the wall, serving as a separation between his sweaty forehead and the cold wall. his indigo eyes glance over his cock for the first time, glaring at the sight of how his long, slender fingers can just barely wrap around his own girth. archons, his cock would split you open and he can’t help the way his pretty, pink tip leaks at the thought.

he reaches his thumb up, using it to swirl that translucent substance all around his sensitive tip, causing a guttural groan to escape his mouth. his eyes flutter shut and he allows his mind to take over.

god, how he wishes it was your pussy instead of his fist he was fucking. he’d use his hands to grope and grab at every single inch of your body, bending you into every single position his mind could think of. he’d latch his mouth onto your tits, licking and sucking on them while he ruts into you from above. he’d bite at your neck while pinning your plush thighs against your chest. he’d pound you from behind while his hands reach around you and grope at your belly. he’d grab a fistful of your hair while his other hand pressed you against the bed.

he needs to see your pretty little face all fucked out and sweaty, drooling and flushed. he needs to hear the pathetic sounds you make, gasps, moans, screams, whines, whimpers, pants, anything. he needs to see the way your pretty little pussy takes in his cock over and over again, drooling and twitching so deliciously. he needs to hear the obscene noises of his cock stirring up your insides, the sound of your wet cunt, the sound of his balls slapping against your ass, the sound of his hips slamming against your own.

he wonders if you would beg to be bred, letting your animal instincts take over and cry for him to fill you up. he wonders if he could breed you, if he could get you nice and round and full of his kids.

he has to see the face you make when he spills his cum deep inside you. he has to see the way it spills out of you when he pulls out. he has to see the way your hole twitches when he pushes it back inside. he has to hear how you moan when he fills you up. he has to hear how you whine as he pushes his cum back into your abused hole. he has to see it all. he has to hear it all. he has to feel it all.

for now though, he has to clean his cum off of his hands and the wall.