#wee john ofmd

[shapelytimber]

Calypso and the Pink Unicorn's pirate drag show !!!!!

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Wee john served so hard it should be illegal 16 dead countless injured, I am dead Calypso was so hot

Process (and my french rant on why I hate the choice of la vie en rose) below vvv

Final without the text

Rough colors

Sketch !

Sorry english people, but what follows is too french an opinion to voice in english (I'll sum it up for u in the end <3)

Ok alors je suis désolé, Con o'Neill chante vraiment très bien ca n'a rien avoir avec sa performance, mais vraiment la vie en rose c pas possible. Le man est sur les champs Elysées a me vendre des tours Eiffel en plastique jpp- Franchement pipe et jambe de bois ca serai mieux passer. Ou les demons de minuit !!!!pourquoi pas les demon de minuit ?????? Chanson hyper connu française. Ok c moins cucu que la vie en rose, mais bonus point plus kinky (je pensais jamais decrire les demons de minuit comme etant kinky mais here we are-)

Ou juste n'importe quoi d'autre-

(And words of wisdom from my evil advisor @quijicroix : légende vivante (de Lorenzo) ça va avec tout. Ou une chanson triste de jul (pas bande organisée, tu peux pas ken dessus). Après tout le monde déteste la police ou nik le front national c les chansons les plus romantiques que je connaisse. Y a santiago aussi, avec le gros mat la. Les trois mâts, pour le steddyhands.)

Tout sauf la fucking vie en rose pitier (meme si, encore une fois, Con o'Neill la chante vraiment bien)

Welcome back english people ! To sum it up : la vie en rose is a french song for tourists that set up a fight or flight reaction in every native speaker. I'm glad people enjoyed this, but I cannot describe the cringe and disappointment I felt when they decided to have him sing this song- (even tho he sings it beautifully (which is part of the disappointment))

They are SO MUCH love songs in french, why this one.

PS : at this point (ep7) I don't know why Stede is still bothering with Ed "I'm hitting the banks didn't tell him which one" teach, when Izzy hands is right there ????? Sir please open your eyes

[kokoshka67]

i am unwell

[a-sassy-bench]

wee john and izzy are cuddling in the back

i will never get over this

[lisaveeee]

Calypso offered to do the unicorns makeup. The Unicorn accepted.

“You’ve got great cheekbones!” Said the goddess.

The Unicorn blushed and mumbled a thank you.

[moirai-know]

The goddess, Calypso, visited me in a dream. Raise your motherfucking glasses!

[aha-my-villainous-thoughts]

I'm still on self-imposed pause while I let some injuries heal up, I couldn't miss celebrating Calypso's Birthday!! She deserves the WORLD!!

Something about the pure gender joy of this absolutely lights up my soul. Gender is somehow such a controversial issue right now - when it's really just about expression and celebration of the divine self! Seeing Wee Jon have this glorious moment, and knowing the sincerity Kristian Nairn brought to this character, is just elevated to something so personal and dear to me. This wasn't a punchline, this wasn't a throwaway little inside joke from a panel, this was Calypso's birth and I'm so fucking happy she's here.

[tr1sty]

Family

[nopiedraws]

Raise your motherfucking glasses !! 🥂

[coffinwoodx]

this flopped so hard on tiktok so here. my favorite OFMD BTS pictures ! (1/3)

[edscuntyeyeshadow]

nathan foad’s self obsessed journalist bit has me wheezing every single time I watch it, he’s so fucking funny oh my god

[werewolf-transgenderism]

Raise your motherfucking glasses or face my absolute wrath!

[ID from alt text: a medieval-style digital drawing of a manuscript leaf. there is a wide border around the edges in wavy sections of blue, gold, and white with leaves and vines filling in each section in shades of green, blue, a gold, and orange. in the center is a rectangular gold frame with a purple background, with Wee John in drag as Calypso in a blue dress with a seaweed boa in the center. beneath him is text reading “Raise your mother-fucking glasses or face my absolute wrath!” in a bastard script with a gold and blue decorated capital R.]

[bromelads]

FUCK OFF SHE’S FUCKING STUNNING KRISTIAN NAIRN THE MAN THAT YOU ARE FUCK ME IM SO GAY

NO WAY YALL GOD NO FUCKING WAY THE TRAILER DID NOT PREPARE ME FOR THIS GOD SHES EXQUISITE JUST DEVASTATING AAAAAAAAAAAA

SOURCE

[emboiranna]

Wee John on "Tailor's Duty" Apreciation Post

[valc0]

[ammatori]

Happy Birthday Calypso!!! 🏴‍☠️🌊🎂

[autopsy-barista]

"Calypso"

[alcohol markers and colored pencils]