#suicide joke tw

[paxopalotls]

My totally 100% canon interpretation of the portal accident

[placeboelysium]

I'm so sorry to whoever most definitely did this already but I have not seen it yet

(credits to @hadrosoh for coming up with the usernames because I could not)

Also I have so many WIPs rn bear with me

[neoflames]

been watching Skizz and Iskall today

[wetchickenbreast]

looking for a job web weave

[chewydolls]

[skeletronza]

i like to play with my touys. (last drawing based off this ⬇️)

[safetyrat]

Wilbur Soot you know what to do yeah? :)

[snaxle]

listen if you still like harry potter in 2023 i cant stop you but also personally if i had a gun pressed to my head and was forced to either watch/read harry potter or die then girl im grabbing that gun and killing myself

[lionheartedmusings]

if foolhalo don't get at least one cryptic ass conversation about how q!bad is green and dying, i will kill myself

[tiredfoxtf]

I've got into a habit to say "I'm going to kill myself" and "killing myself today" at any slight inconvenience and mistake I make. That can't be good for my mental health.

[bigboobyhalo]

best-case scenario: dapper is NOT working for the feds and badboyhalo is wrong, the soul vulture research is entirely for the benefit of the other islanders (highly unlikely but hey)

good-case scenario: dapper is working for the feds but they are being manipulated into doing so (still bad but at least dapper isn’t evil)

bad-case scenario: dapper is actually evil and q!badboyhalo is likely going to defend him anyway because that’s his darling baby no matter what (also highly unlikely but hey)

worst-case scenario: they’re killing dapper off (<- if this is true I will kill myself)

[redacted-metallum]

What if I [remembers suicide jokes are counter recovery and make people uncomfortable] was deterred by certain dreams.

The tense extremes of horror are lessening, and I feel queerly drawn toward the unknown sea-deeps instead of fearing them. I hear and do strange things in sleep, and awake with a kind of exaltation instead of terror. I do not believe I need to wait for the full change as most have waited. If I did, my father would probably shut me up in a sanitarium as my poor little cousin is shut up. Stupendous and unheard-of splendours await me below, and I shall seek them soon. Iä-R’lyeh! Cthulhu fhtagn! Iä! Iä! No, I shall not shoot myself—I cannot be made to shoot myself!

I shall plan my cousin’s escape from that Canton madhouse, and together we shall go to marvel-shadowed Innsmouth. We shall swim out to that brooding reef in the sea and dive down through black abysses to Cyclopean and many-columned Y’ha-nthlei, and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory for ever.

[daggryet]

james marriott made a c!tommy suicidal joke?? "call me tommyinnit cause i'm about to build up" 💀

[quaranmine]

do you think goodreads would suspend my account if i wrote a one star review that just says "if i have to hear the word google again i'm going to kill myself"

[zannolin]

i've sworn off suicide jokes which means it's so much harder to provide my friends with an accurate liveblog of my emotions when i'm consuming fanfic or media that gives me secondhand embarrassment because nothing really captures the same level of how mortified i am as "i'm going to fucking kill myself" you know

[trashyy-baabe]

Trans girl.. save me.. trans girl… save me trans girl