#suicide joke

[redacted-metallum]

I need to [remembers I shouldn't make suicide jokes] join a whaling crew

[lmanburs]

Tubbo's adamant hatred towards Kick remains both incredibly based and real as fuck

[waddei]

yknow that image of the fictional characters reaching the screen through a noose like "join us" that's the tipe of shit ctommy had on mind on exile only w lmanburg and tubbo

[neoflames]

been watching Skizz and Iskall today

[kiwinatorwaffles]

for the low price of 8 crowns, tango tek will sell his body!

[420technoblazeit]

so apparently tommy's refusing to sign the divorce papers from that time he accidentally married tubbo. also he's started his wattpad arc

[arowrath]

im going to kill mys*remembers that suicide jokes are bad for my mental health and make people uncomfortable* You should kill yourself

[arttitude130]

as expected, i will now be contributing to the disco skill meme economy

[royalarchivist]

Pac: I need to pay- I need to pay Bagi, you know? She's from a mafia now, and if I don't pay her, I think she's probably gonna kill me.

Phil: O...k...? I mean, good luck with that, I mean- Jesus Christ, wtf.

Pac: You don't know anything about like, the pancake mafia?

Phil: No???

Pac: It's a mafia that created [by] Bagi and Empanada! They're handling money to people, making loans- loans? But if you don't pay, they put a lot of pancakes in your house as a warning. And if you don't pay them, they kill you!

Phil: Wtf! That's loan shark! They're a loan shark!

Pac: Yeah, yeah! Loan shark!

Phil: Jesus. Ok, ok, ok, thank you for the heads-up.

Pac: I'm scared, I need to get my 4k, you know, to pay her. I don't want to die.

Phil: Ok, ok. Good luck, good luck, good luck. [Laughs] Don't die, Pac! Don't die, Fit will-

Pac: I will try my best!

Phil: Fit will kill himself — in Minecraft.

[They both laugh]

Pac: Yeah, probably. I don't want that, I don't want that!

[heckling-hydrena]

🧚‍♀️ sundialtracing Follow

sorry but living in the tangled wood sounds so depressing… brambles so thick u can't even see the sky… I'd kms for real

🧚‍♀️ sundialtracing Follow

LEAE ME ALONE !!!!!11!!!1!

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🐕 hainuboy Follow

you couldn't pay me to live in plague imagine walking around and the ground starts breathing. offputting fucking flight.

🦠 bacteriacultures Follow

ok. Singer's Brook, White Toad St. 32a 5th floor apartment number 22

🐕 hainuboy Follow

BRO???

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[clownkure]

and i think to myself...

...what a wonderful noise

[bobby-fields]

phil showing us the messages quackity sent him in an attempt to convince him to come to vegas LMAO

QUACKITY: PHIL

QUACKITY: COME TO VEGAS AFTERWARDS OR IM KILLING MYSELF

QUACKITY: FIRST AND FINAL WARNING

PHIL: BRO LMAO

PHIL: YOU CANT SAY THAT HAHAHAA

QUACKITY: FORST

QUACKITY: AND

QUACKITY: FINAL

QUACKITY: WARNING

[waspcup]

literally so fucking embarrassing to have a favorite character bc it will have you sitting there thinking things such as "omg he experiences the 5 senses" and "omg he wears clothes and feels the texture of them on his skin" and "omg he eats food and tastes it" and "omg he sleeps with his eyes closed in a bed with sheets" Like be honest should i just kill myself at this point

[kiuda]

i will no longer accept any criticism of how dream handles things because if i was him i would have already killed someone

[cpunkhobie]

in case ur wondering Yes he knew it was donnie cause of the suicide bait - roninpluralau(link)

also bonus , there was gonna be more of their conversation that got more angsty but I got shit to do

[srpayt0n]