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wehatepaparazzi · 2 years
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SUZY AT THE ROAST OF ZANE
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jeffchats · 6 months
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I definitely think Jeff led Sara Saffari on. If you’re flirting with someone with no intention of pursuing them, you are leading them on. This behavior can be traced back as far Suzy Antonyan. Jeff has a real problem with this. I think it’s going to really bite him in the ass someday when he meets a girl he REALLY likes (sorry Verica) and she doesn’t take him seriously because of his playing ways
Yeah, even if Sara "started" it, Jeff follows along and takes it there. He did that with Suzy saying that he would marry her, etc. I think they even made out but we all know Jeff did not have any genuine intentions of dating her and it was a bit to probably piss off Nick.
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jwittekchatter · 8 months
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In that Bradley snapchat clip Jeff says " You know why i get Tana all the time?"…"Do you wanna know why?"…"cause we have sex…". Tana is known to cancel and flake on people last minute when they have organized to film content together. She did that to Bradley multiple times before she eventually filmed his podcast. She also recently cancelled on Howie Mandels podcast, she's just unreliable and doesn't always commit to obligations. I don't know what Brad and him were talking about before that snap but it was probably about booking podcast guests/filming. For Jeff to insinuate him and Tana have sex in exchange for her to film a podcast makes my eyes roll, i get it's just guys joking/ having locker room talk but it's disgusting. It's known Tana doesn't shower regularly and sometimes doesn't even brush her teeth - she talks about it on her own podcast. Tana told a story of how in 1 day she had sex with a guy in the morning and didn't shower afterwards and then went on to have sex with a completely different guy in the evening. She was laughing that the second guy didn't know about her lack of hygiene that day, and that because of what she did was so gross she thought it was funny! How can Jeff go from Cierra to Tana?! fucking barf!! I do feel like Jeff was joking because if that does happen his brain damage is worse that we thought. But who knows right? T & J might have done more than just make out a couple of times or might have had a one night thing. Remember most people thought Suzy Antonyan didn't have a chance with Jeff. But then Suzy and Jeff made out multiple times in Vegas in front of everyone at a club. When people were talking about it (on Unfiltered podcast) Jeff tried to down play what happened because he was embarrassed.
Ohh okay, I couldn't quite understand that first sentence but that makes sense!
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witteksbaby · 3 years
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Christian is so funny plz
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youbanana · 3 years
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psychowittek · 3 years
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jeff via ughitsjoe’s instagram stories | july 2, 2021
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duskypinkbow · 4 years
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Get yourself a man who protects you from your brother like Jeff protects Suzy from Jonah 💖
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fanficimagery · 5 years
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Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner [Part 2 of 2]
Summary: Imagine being the “baby” of the group. Now imagine celebrating your 21st birthday with the squad.
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Words: 3.5K Warnings: You guys peer pressured me into writing pt. 2! I swear I wasn’t going to write this, but well.. I had a little too much to drink New Year’s Eve and here you go. Sorry if it sucks. Sequels are never good.
Also.. this took an unexpected turn. I’m not even a sorry. 
Days before your party was to take place that your friends have planned for you, David calls you over to his house. You have nothing better to do, so you stop by to pick up some Chipotle before making your way over. Then when you get there, you're in the middle of kicking off your shoes when Natalie takes the food from your hands and Josh Peck rounds the corner. You've met him a couple of times, but it still blows your mind every time he addresses you.
"Alright, Baby, you should know the drill by now." He pulls a blindfold from his back pocket and your stomach drops. His smile widens at your nervous expression.
"Nooo." You whine, backing up for every step Josh takes in your direction. "Fuck you guys." You can hear David laughing, his laughter only getting louder as he rounds the corner with his camera. "You are not putting a scaly reptile on me. No. Fuck you, David."
"Baby!" He laughs. "Come on. Everyone but you has done it."
"I'm not about to die! I thought you guys wanted to party," you then pout at him. "Why do you hate me so much?"
"Dammit, Baby, just put the blindfold on!" Zane shouts from the other room.
"God I hate you guys."
"Lies." Josh gleefully blindfolds you when he realizes you're not going to fight it anymore, and then he ends up behind you with his hands on your shoulders to guide you. "Cheer up. You're gonna love this."
"Yeah? Well I'd probably love it more if I wasn't blindfolded and paranoid about instant death."
Your friends all laugh and then Josh guides you someplace, stopping where they want you. They tell you all who is present- David, Natalie, Josh, Heath, Mariah, and Zane- and your anxiety only rises as you can hear gasping and shushed giggling.
"Okay so what you're going to do," David starts to explain, "is hold your arms out at your sides. Then we'll guide your arms from there."
"If I get bit or attacked or whatever, you're dead, Davie."
He giggles. "You're not going to get attacked."
"Well.."
You immediately wrap your arms around yourself, stepping back at the unfamiliar voice. "Nope. Not doing it. You heard Stranger Danger, there's a possibility that whatever you're surprising me with will attack me."
Everyone laughs, but then Mariah's soothing, trusting voice pipes up. "Come on, Baby. Trust me when I say there's nothing to worry about." She grabs your hands and spreads your arms out. "Now just breathe and let it happen."
You groan but then go as lax as you possibly can. One moment everything is good and then next small, thin arms are being placed around your neck. You immediately tense, fisting your hands tightly. "No, no, no. Fuck you guys. What is that?" A heavy weight then settles against your chest and stomach, and your friends grab your arms. "Get it off. David, get it off." Your friends start cackling.
"Baby." Heath chuckles. "Open your hands. You need to cradle it."
"Fuck off, Heath. You cradle it!" Someone snorts, but then they're prying your hands open and making you cradle whatever is hanging around your neck. "I'm gonna die. This is it. This is how I go out."
"If it bites you, you get to bite David," Natalie says, giggling.
"Hey!"
Whatever they've made you hold has really course hair and you're super uncomfortable. But then the blindfold comes off and after letting your eyes readjust to the room lighting, you look down into the face of.. a sloth.
"Oh my god." Your eyes immediately tear up. "Oh my god! This is- it's a-"
"Surprise!" David laughs. "We know you've always wanted to hold one, so.."
"Oh my god. I love it so much." You nuzzle the sloth with your nose, silently crying as your friends all laugh. The caretaker- whose name is apparently John- hand feeds the animal grape halves. "It's so cute."
"That is honestly the ugliest animal I've ever seen," Zane says, shaking his head.
"I honestly can't believe you're crying," Mariah says. "I knew you'd love it, but not this much."
"You're lucky this isn't a baby otter. I'd be a blubbering mess if it were."
"Dammit!" David remarks. "I knew I should have gone with the otter."
You smile, using one hand to support the sloth's bottom while you run your other hand up and down it's back. "If you get me one of those baby wrap carriers, we can strap the sloth to my chest and I'll walk around in public telling everyone who stares that it's inappropriate to stare at my really hairy baby and will likely make him grow up with insecurities."
David laughs, beaming. "Let's do it."
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The day of your party, you're in the middle of an outfit crisis when Matt shows up and tosses a bag at you. "The boys voted and they do not want an outfit repeat of your actual birthday." You snort as the blonde chuckles. "So we all got together and put together an outfit for you."
"Oh no." You groan and start to dig through tissue paper in the bag. "You guys probably chose footie pajamas or something." Then pulling out a black long sleeve crop top and a pair of black ripped skinny jeans, you grin. "Oh. I can work with this."
He chuckles. "You're welcome." Matt then follows you into your room, he lounging on your bed as you gather undergarments for your shower. "Don't dawdle in there, Baby. We gotta be at David's in an hour."
"Yeah, yeah. I know."
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When you show up to David's, you let them go through with the show of blindfolding you and escorting you inside. The party is not a surprise, but David's viewers don't know that so you film it as if it were. But really, the surprise you show as your friends all pop black and gold confetti blasters when you enter the living room is genuine.
"Oh thank god," is the first thing Heath says when he hugs you. "I was nervous you wouldn't agree to our outfit and we'd have to slap Todd and Ilya upside the head all night for staring."
You laugh. "You boys really need to stop being overprotective."
"Never."
"What's going to happen when I decide to date?"
"We'll get Jeff to kick his ass."
"Shut up."
You make your rounds hugging every one of your friends in the room, letting David then lead you to the back yard. Three very attractive fire dancers greet you, they putting on a performance that leaves your jaw dropping open in awe.
"Here. Hold this. I wanna try," David says. He passes over his camera and asks for one of the large wooden batons, he then twirling the flaming stick almost expertly. Almost.
You video him, grinning. "Hey, Davie, stick to your day job and let the fire dancers have their baton back."
He laughs. "You're so mean to me, Baby."
"It's only because I adore you."
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You take shots with everyone, you letting them serenade you with an awful rendition of Happy Birthday and then nurse a bottle of Corona with a wedge of lime shoved down the bottle's neck.
You grind with the girls, singing and laughing and letting them keep you hydrated in between all the alcohol the boys keep pushing on you.
Jeff and Todd take turns herding you into a corner when they catch you dancing with the opposite sex, David giggling as he records the guys standing on either side of you with their arms crossed over their chests while they stare down other males.
Soon enough you end up back at David's side, sipping some water and smiling tiredly at his camera.
"Having fun, Baby?"
"Duh." You hip check him. "I always have fun when you're involved."
David giggles and presses closer to you, he angling the camera so it catches the both of you. Then addressing his would-be viewers, he says, "So I know I already surprised Baby with a sloth, but there was another present that I just couldn't pass up when the opportunity presented itself."
"What? David, no! You've already done so much for me."
A familiar tune that you know all too well because it's by one of your favorite artists starts to play, but you don't pay it much mind. David, however, merely beams at you and points the camera directly in your face, and laughs with the tip of his tongue stuck between his teeth.
Familiar words are then sung, but you're too caught up in a staring competition. After a few more moments, your mind recognizes that the music doesn't sound like the album version. It sounds live.
"And all the kids cried out, please stop you're scaring me. I can't help this awful energy. Goddamn right you should be scared of me. Who is in control?"
Your brow furrows and then widen, and your head turns so fast that David cackles. "DAVID!" You then whip around to stare at your friend. "Fuckin' Halsey?! What the fuck!?"
"Surprise! Happy birthday, Baby." Your expression crumples and he laughs some more. "Don't cry!"
"Shut up, you asshole. This is all your fault." You step closer to him, shoving your face into the side of his neck as your arms wrap around his waist in a hug. "You're seriously the best, bub."
"I know. Now go have fun. Mariah looks seconds away from having an aneurysm. No one, other than Natalie, knew I got Halsey to come here."
Stepping away from him, you sniffle some as your teary eyes meet his. "I adore you, Dobrik. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise."
"I adore you too."
David watches as Baby joins the crowd, singing along with Halsey and just enjoying her time. As he records from afar and looks for any of his friends acting like fools, Jason sidles up to him.
"Halsey, huh? So when are you going to tell Baby you're in love with her?"
"What?! I'm not.. in love with Baby." David looks at Jason, hands holding his camera to his chest. At his best friend's expression, David's smile falters. "Come on, man. It's Baby. I'm not about to ruin anything between us."
Jason shakes his head. "How do you know it'll end up in ruins? Baby could be the one you're with for a very long time."
David shrugs. "It's Baby. None of us are good enough for her."
Jason watches as his young friend looks back out at the girl he obviously adores, he sighing and clamping down on David's shoulder. "For what it's worth, she looks at you the same way you look at her. You never know how something will pan out unless you give it a try."
As Jason walks away, David stares one last time at Baby before moving on to film the boys. There's just no way he can chance what he has with Baby.
But that doesn't mean his friends won't do it for them.
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A few days later and it feels like you're still recovering from your party. David has surprisingly uploaded the video of your sloth surprise and the party, and you can't believe how many times he caught you saying fight me, you little bitch every time someone attempted to take your drink away or annoyed you. Natalie, Ilya, and Jonah were the unlucky three, they being the ones you attempted to fight when you weren't occupied by someone else.
It's nearing ten in the morning when your phone dings with an email, and since you're in between jobs and waiting to hear back from a few places, you immediately open it. Only the email is from Natalie and you're confused as to why she's emailing you instead of texting.
[Hey Baby, attached is some unedited video footage I thought you should see. David might actually kill me, but then again he might thank me. Both of you will. Text me when you're done.]
Clicking on the link attached, you watched the footage Natalie thought so important for you to see. It's of your party and the moment David surprised you with Halsey. You have to pause the video when the adoration shining in David's eyes catches you off guard, and you spend a couple of minutes just thinking what if. Your crush on David had completely caught you off guard and you blame those damn diamond studs he pierced his ears with on Black Friday. But David is David and you're you, and there's no possible way you can ruin that.
Hitting play on the video, you watch the rest in shocked silence. David zooming in on your ecstatic expression, Jason coming up to him and claiming David being in love with you, and David not denying it.
"Holy shit." Exiting out of the video, you bring up your texting app and create a new group chat. Heart now hammering, you text out a 911 to Natalie, Corinna, Mariah, Kristen, Carly, Erin, and Suzy. You tell them to meet you at a local cafe where they serve some great brunch and then hurriedly throw on some clothes nearly suitable for public.
You need to talk about this video clip as soon as possible.
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Sitting in the cafe with an iced coffee and a half eaten breakfast sandwich, you anxiously await the arrival of your girls. Natalie is the first to get there, she grinning knowingly as she goes to place her own order before taking a seat at the table with you.
Carly, Erin, and Suzy all show up together, followed by Corinna, then Mariah and Kristen. The girls are all eager to know what's going on, but Natalie takes charge and tells them to order what they're going to order before getting down to business.
So while the girls all settle down, you sit there with your right knee bouncing anxiously under the table and front teeth clamped down on the straw of your drink.
"Okay so what's going on?" Kristen wonders.
Natalie smirks as everyone slowly digs into their brunch and you can't help the following words that leave your mouth. "I'm in love with David."
Corinna swallows wrong and chokes on her bite of food, and Suzy cackles at the following that takes place.
"I knew it!" Mariah points a finger at Natalie. "Didn't I tell you?"
Carly and Erin exchange money, Carly clearly the victorious one in whatever bet they had going on.
"What the hell brought this on?" Corinna finally asks, sipping on her orange juice.
"It's all Natalie's fault!" You then blurt. As all gazes dart to your friend, you slump in your seat with a small sigh. "She sent me a video clip that David cut out from the final product of his latest vlog. Jason confronts him about telling me he's in love with me and David- well he doesn't deny his feelings."
"So what are you going to do about it?" Mariah asks.
You shrug. "I don't know! On one hand I kind of want someone to tell David I like him and see if he makes a move, but on the other I agree with David. Why ruin what we already have by trying for something more?"
Erin smiles sadly. "I get that you're scared, but what if by being scared you're ruining any chance of happiness with David? We're young, Baby. This is the time to fall in love, make mistakes, and fall in love again. But who knows, maybe falling in love with David isn't a mistake? Give him a chance, Baby. I think I speak on behalf of everyone here when I say we're rooting for you."
"Do it, Baby," Corinna says. "It's about time that boy gets some action."
This time it's your turn to choke and the girls all laugh at your misfortune. "I hate you." Then looking at Natalie, you ask, "Was anyone else at the house?"
"Nope. David was just lounging in his room and going through footage for his second channel."
"Okay. Okay," you then say again after taking a moment to think. "Everyone steer clear of David's. I think me and him need to have a chat."
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Showing up to David's with some In-N-Out, you call out for him once you enter and kick off your shoes.
"In my room!"
You nervously make your way towards David's bed, smiling when you see him sitting up against the headboard and his laptop cushioned on his lap. "I bring good food."
His own smile brightens as he sets his laptop aside, he making grabby hands for the bag in your hand. "You are the best, Baby."
"Duh. Now make some room. We need to talk."
"Uh oh. This sounds serious."
"It is," you chuckle. "Somewhat. Don't worry, bub. You're not in trouble."
"Oh. Okay then."
As you plop down on the empty side of David's bed, you pull one of his pillows into your lap and take your phone out of your back pocket. David digs into his food and you bring up the video Natalie had sent you.
"So what'd you want to talk about?" He asks after eating half his burger.
"Now don't get mad or shut me out," you start, anxiously biting the bottom corner of your lip, "but I kind of want to talk about this." You hit play on your phone and watch David's expression slowly fall as he realizes what you have.
"Baby," he sighs. "I can explain."
"It seems our friends really want us together." David cleans his hands off on a napkin as you then admit, "You do know Natalie wouldn't have showed me this unless my feelings were mutual. Right?"
"Natalie is- wait, what?"
David's head whips in your direction, gaze darting over your expression for any sign of deceit. "Apparently we both suck at hiding our feelings if our friends were able to figure it out and push us towards each other. Carly and Erin even had a bet going."
He laughs. "Goddammit."
"This is really awkward for me, in case you can't tell," you say, nervously plucking at invisible lent on his pillow. "I'm terrible at admitting my feelings and talking about them, but yeah. I like you too. A lot."
"Baby-"
"And it's all because of those damn earrings you put in your ears on Black Friday. I was fine being your friend and then BAM! You get your ears pierced and I'm suddenly wanting to climb you like a-"
"Baby!" David laughs some more, startling you. "You're rambling."
"Sorry."
"Don't be. It's really adorable."
When you meet his gaze, you can't help but blush under his adoring stare. You groan, chuckling, and scoot down in his bed until you're flat on your back and pulling the blanket over your face. "God why am I so awkward?"
"Hey, we're both awkward." You can feel David shifting, he maneuvering himself so he's laid out beside you, supporting his weight on one elbow as he slightly leans over you. Then pulling the blanket off your face, he says, "We can be awkward together. That is if you want."
You stare up at him, gaze darting over every inch of his face. His smile falters, but you reach up and gently brush his hair out of his eyes. "I kind of really want," you tell him. "Promise that if things don't pan out, we'll still be friends?"
"We'll always be friends, Baby," he muses. "Always. Now can I at least kiss you before you start talking about us not working out?"
You laughing sets off David laughing, and you have no idea where the sudden burst of confidence comes from that has you leaning up and pressing your lips against his. All talking ceases and your heart swells when David pushes you down onto the bed in order to lean further over you.
Then after a few moments of testing the waters, he pulls back and gulps. "I think we can work with this."
"Mhm. Definitely." You agree. David snorts and you gently push him away. "Now finish your food so we can nap. I woke up early and then had one hell of a morning, and I kind of just want to cuddle you."
He mockingly gasps. "What will the others think?"
"Screw the others," you huff. "I'm pretty sure the girls all texted the boys by now, but I told the girls to steer clear of the house. Lets get as much sleep as we can before the boys show up and grill you about corrupting me."
Expression slowly crumpling, David collapses on the bed next to you. "Fuck. They're going to have a field day with this."
"Yep." Snuggling down, you pull the blanket up to your chin and close your eyes.
"Is it too late to book a flight somewhere and just enjoy us before they start messing with me?"
You giggle. "Buck up, bub. It won't be so bad."
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jeffywittek2020 · 4 years
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Jeff and Suzy: A love story
Clip 1: Jonahs TikTok
Clip 2: Jeffs TikTok
Clip 3+4: ‘Best friend tried hooking up with my sister’ (Jonahs channel)
Clip 5: ‘Sauce mixes with Jeff Wittek’ (Suzys channel)
@rebeccapodevin 🥰💞😁
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me watching all my assignments pile up
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hestoocute · 4 years
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witteksbaby · 3 years
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so jeff was in a waka flocka music video do you guys know which one so i can watch?? lol
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lillesolsworld · 4 years
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I did the it girls trend with the vlog squad girls. Took me longer than I would like to admit 😪
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psychowittek · 3 years
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jeff via ughitsjoe’s instagram post | july 6, 2021
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jeffwittekrepost · 4 years
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I rewatched Jeff’s weight loss series and this was so cute I had to post it🥰
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pattinsonsgurl · 5 years
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Suzy laughing through all this is so precious 🥺I’d totally be the same way. 😂
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