#switch caleb

[mihanisms]

words can't explain how badly i love it when caleb's freak is matched in fics.

cause me, personally? his behavior is not new, baby get in shotgun with the rest of the obsessively possessive characters i'm insane about in the backseats. i will match his freak. dare i say OUTDO his freak.

he wants to lock us up to keep us safe, to keep us his, to completely eliminate any and all possible threats? dude, his fried chicken is fucking bomb. and he's rich. and handsome. and buff. and soooo hot. he's our childhood friend who's done everything for us, dedicated his entire being to making sure we're kept safe and content, literally built his personality to perfectly slot into ours and you're saying....no? you'd have to rip me away from the door of his house with how long i would never come out of it.

he's freaky in bed? even better!! whatever he wants to do is fine, as long as it's reciprocated. he wants to fuck doggy style, missionary, cowgirl, any and every position for how many hours because he's stressed? missed you after he came back from a week-long mission? got horny from seeing your bite-ridden thighs walking around the house? sure, fine, a great time — and now you have him on the bed, writhing with every lick you give to his oversensitive cock. he's panting out your name, wanting to be consumed by your touch as much as he wants to drown you in his, and you take full advantage of this.

you remember how he was able to cuff you 4 days ago and edge you until you were crying and begging for release, and give him the exact same treatment. if he resists? well, he can't ever say no when you look up at him with those wide eyes, pressing your chest against his, and shit, was that a lace bralette peeking out from under your shirt- before he knows it, he's being led away by you with a hazy, dreamy look on his face. he's fucking whipped.

tldr; caleb is a character made for freaks like me. i love him so much

[inkykeiji]

i think, if it were up to caleb (and it is, in his big brother brain), you’d never get anything done, because he would always either be doing it for you, or stopping you from doing it altogether.

that sharp tongue is always equipped with a rationale to go along with his decision, too. it’s either too dangerous, or too silly, or something you ‘don’t need to do, because he’s there’. he has a talent for twisting any and every situation to his benefit, with seemingly sound justification for his final verdict. and it is final, no ifs, ands, or buts about it.

[essektheylyss]

I just remembered Ludinus telling Caleb outright that Trent "has his uses", and with regard to the Scourger program, which Trent himself designed and pitched, "desperate requirements might call for unsavory methods."

And given that we know now that Ludinus has been singlemindedly focused on the current goals of the Ruby Vanguard for a lot longer than the program would've been in existence, I'm just imagining a timeline in which Caleb and Beau had not gotten the program shuttered in 836 PD, and that entire force of highly-conditioned, high level arcane assassins was simply at Ludinus's disposal.

[neigepomme]

ok Caleb thoughts. he's constantly checking his phone to see if there is a new message from mc or if she replied. like CONSTANTLY. if she leaves him on delivered for like 3 hours probably crashes out and when she finally responds he's like "this will show her" and reply in 3 mins. Like he tries to leave you on delivered but his hands are ITCHING to respond. I also feel like he's the type to text mc "u up?" at 4 am and huffs and puffs when she's not AS IF ITS NOT 4 IN THE MORNIGN

I'M UP I SEE THE VISION I DO I DOOOO i adore the needy caleb agenda.. he probably tries to get all pouty and snarky but that is Nawt working.. you text him back and he's back to being all :D with you! he's truly so puppy coded in that aspect..

i also think he's the type of person to text you and then check your status in different apps when you don't respond, but he's also nonchalant (he isn't) so he double texts you.. and LMFAO U UP BWAHAHAHAHA he's so lame.. i think he'd try it once and when you're unimpressed, he'd be like "it's a joke haha :P"

what i think caleb does tho is ask you when you wake up, and he texts you "good morning lovely" a minute before you do.. he might be a freak but he's a really cute one so we shall forgive his offenses 🙏🙏

[utilitycaster]

ok when will we get the other half of VM vs. the Mighty Nein and also I'd like to see these teams vs. Bells Hells

[morverenmaybewrites]

Having a conversation with my friends about how we track our periods:

Friend1: Should we give those (physical) period trackers from the clinic?

Friend2: I just use Flo

Friend3: I also use Flo

I, who have suddenly grown suspiciously silent:

[undead-knick-knack]

Can't believe I didn't think of this before

[cherryapplefish]

90 days isn’t enough.

These are the thoughts in my head as I watch you hunch over the table, putting together some new model kit you’d bought before you made your way here. You’d let yourself in with the key I gave you, walked right into my apartment like you did my heart so many years ago.

You glance up at me, eyes the color of sunrise meeting mine, and I inhale sharply. It’s odd because before, I’d never reacted in this way. I don’t really remember my breath stuttering nor my heart fluttering in our youth and yet everyday since you’ve been back, all I can think about is the way your breath had felt on my neck when we hugged for the first time in over a year.

You’d somehow grown taller. As if you needed to do that. And as if to prove my point, you break into a smile and stand, walking over to me and towering.

There’s a pinch in my neck as I tilt my head back to look up at you. I know you notice because I flinch just slightly and your smile twitches as if fighting to keep from widening.

“C’mon pipsqueak,” you call as you reach out. Your hand is warm around mine. Bigger. Always bigger. It’ll always be bigger because you’re older than me, you’ll remind me. For a moment I pause, glancing down at where your fingers are curled through mine.

“Pips,” you call again, a question in your tone and I smile. It feels like something blooms in my chest, a flower, my heart, affection? I’m not sure but seeing the look in your eyes has me on cloud 9. Since when had I yearned for your gaze to always be on me? Only be on me?

I see it in your face too. You feel the same things I do and you always say you’re better at pretending you don’t care but Caleb, deep down, I’ve always known of the affection you held for me. I’ve always known of my place in your heart.

“Caleb,” I call softly, watch the way affection blooms from your chest up to your face, turns your cheeks red at how gently I say your name.

“Thank you for coming home.”

[celebritybodyswaps]

The Great Celebrity Shift pt7 : Caleb Coffee

(Justin To Caleb) :

I woke up one morning in the body of my dreams. This body was way hotter and more fit than mine. I had been waiting for the shift to see what new body i would get.

And i ended up in Caleb Coffees body.

I mean i love this body. Its has everything. Plus since he lives in Hawaii i am basically on vacation everyday. I also get to show off this body everyday. Its a dream. I have all the money i want. I have an amazing home its my best life.

I love this body. Everywhere i go i am noticed. I love how hot and cute this body is. I could have never imagined having this body. The shift has really helped me. Now i just have to be an influencer. Who knows maybe i can coach people to get their dream bodies.

[cup-ah-jho]

??!?

Apparently, in the traditional Chinese, the simplified Chinese, and the Korean dubs of Caleb’s Farspace Deprivation memory, he kisses MC on the forehead, but it’s left out in the English and Japanese dub?

Like you can hear the breath in the Japanese, but not the kiss. And because of the flow of the sentence used in the English dub, it’s not possible to pause for the kiss.

I already know that there’re considerable liberties between the English translation for him compared to the other languages, but how could they cut out a forehead kiss???

[sergeantsporks]

All of Witch Switch part 6. This is a wrap on Episode 2, so I will see you guys at the beginning of December!

Part 4

Part 5

Transcript under the Cut

Cover: Evelyn’s Wanted poster

[Phillip paces furiously in front of Kikimora]

Phillip: You told me you would get in! You told me you’d be able to help me if I helped you catch Evelyn—I trusted you! I should have known better; I guess everyone in this realm is a liar and a cheat.

Kikimora: I thought it would be enough!

P: You thought. Well, that’s just great for me, isn’t it? Some friend you are, telling me you could help when you weren’t even close

[Cut to Kikimora, dejected and defensive]

K: Would you have helped me if I hadn’t? Look, I needed this. I’m not… No one ever takes me seriously.

[Cut to Phillip, who’s starting to look more sympathetic]

K: [disembodied] My family doesn’t believe in me. My teachers definitely don’t. Even my friends at school think I’m hilariously below their league.

[Back to dejected Kikimora]

K: I thought that if I could turn in the Cardinal Criminal, everyone would finally see that I’m really worth it. That I’m capable of big things, worthy of keeping around. But even when I caught the most infamous criminal on the isles, the Guard still doesn’t think someone like me can do anything good.

P: [disembodied] That’s stupid.

[Kikimora looks up at him]

K: What?

[Cut to Phillip, who’s annoyed and enraged]

P: They had a bounty out for her because they couldn’t catch her themselves! If you’re the one who caught her, then that means you’re better at doing their job than them! They’re worse than you! They’d be lucky to have you!

[Kikimora looks touched and embarrassed]

K: I wish they thought so.

P: [disembodied] Well… maybe we can kill two birds with one stone. Get back my best chance at the key AND show the Guard how much better than them you are.

K: Ohhhhhh, you have some kind of scheme, don’t you?

[Cut to Phillip, who is absolutely scheming]

P: Well… wouldn’t it be really embarrassing for them if they lost the Cardinal Criminal almost immediately after catching her? Especially if the demon they just turned down was the one to help her escape?

K: [her face floats in the speech bubble, cartoony and grinning] I’m listening.

[Phillip flies through a window. Kiki climbs in, her hand off of her eye, which is glowing]

Phillip: When I said to get me in, I didn’t think it would be by throwing me. You didn’t tell me your bangs could do that!

Kikimora: You said we needed to get in. We got in. What’s the big deal?

Red Fang: [disembodied voice floating through the hallway] Yes, the Clawthorne—we got her.

[Phillip and Kiki hide outside the door. Red Fang talks on a crystal ball where a shadowy figure communicates]

???: Has she given you any difficultly? Her��� condition… is especially dangerous.

RF: No, no trouble. Magic restrainer works perfectly. What do you want me to do with her?

???: I’ll collect her shortly.

RF: Personally? There’s no need to trouble yourself, I’ll deliver her—

???: I. Will. Collect her. Prepare her for transportation.

RF: Yes ma’am

[cut to Phillip, who looks panicked]

P: [quietly] we have to get her now

[Cut back to RF]

RF: Who said that?

[Cut back to the hallway: it’s empty]

RF: I could have sworn I heard…

[Inside of a cell. Phillip, holding Kikimora, lets out a sigh of relief]

Phillip: That was close.

Kikimora: Put me outside the cell; I’ll get the lever.

Disembodied Voice: You’re not supposed to be here. 

[A centaur, with his face in the right place, emerges]

Phillip: [disembodied] Yeah, we aren’t. No offense, but why are you here? You don’t exactly look like a hardened criminal.

Centaur: Look at me! Isn’t it obvious? My face is all wrong! They’re still looking for a cure to the curse!

[Cut to Phillip, confused]

P: Uh-huh.

K: [voice from outside the cell] Everyone in the Ward is cursed, Phillip. They’re here because the curse could be a danger to themselves and others.

P: That can’t be right. Evelyn isn’t cursed—I mean, I might not know a lot about this world, but she seems pretty normal. She’s not dangerous, just a liar. She shouldn’t be here.

K: [disembodied] Got it!

[The door opens, and Phillip turns to the centaur]

P: You’re not dangerous, either. Come on, let’s leave!

C: [dejected] You can never tell when a curse will turn. It’s safer for us to be here. Just… go. Find your non-cursed friend. If it’s all a mistake, she should be free. The rest of us are here for a reason.

[Cut to just Phillip, distressed at the centaur’s words]

C: [disembodied] Even if we did run, there’s nowhere for us to go. Even our families abandoned us once we became too much for them to take care of.

[Phillip looks like he might argue, but shakes his head, turns, and leaves instead]

P: [angry/sad, but determined] Let’s go. We’ve wasted enough time.

[Open on Evelyn locked in manacles.]

Phillip: [disembodied] Found her!

[Phillip looks around]

P: Kiki? Where’d you… ah, she’ll turn up.

[Evelyn yanks against her chains, visibly angry]

E: I am going to kill you! I thought we had an understanding!

[Phillip holds his hands up defensively]

P: I made a mistake—I’m sorry, Evelyn.

[Cut to just angry Evelyn]

E: I trusted you and—wait, did you just apologize? To me?

[Phillip holds onto the jail bars]

P: Yes. I messed up. You were going to help me, and I turned on you because I thought I could get a better deal. And I’m sorry. I’m here to help you, so please don’t kill me.”

E: No promises. I’m still mad at you.

P: Fair.

[Phillip pulls the lever, and Evelyn’s chains fall off. She rubs her wrists]

E: Let’s get out of here

P: You’re not going to blast a hole in my chest or something?

E: Maybe once we’re home. But we have to make it there first.

[A shadow falls over them]

Red Fang: Not so fast, criminals.

[Evelyn puts an arm out in front of Phillip]

Evelyn: Go. I’m right behind you.

[Red Fang sneers]

Red Fang: Ha! You and I both know you can’t beat me, Cardinal Be—

[A net falls on him from above]

RF: Wha—

[Kikimora, up in a vent, kicks her legs]

K: Hi! I’m resubmitting my application to join the Empress’ Guard. Consider this my audition. If I can beat you so easily, and he can break her out, then clearly you need new perspec—

[A blast of fire shoots up in front of her from the net, interrupting her. Phillip yoinks her from the vent]

P: Time to go!

[Evelyn, Phillip, and Kikimora make it outside, but are stopped by the Ward wall. Evelyn turns to face Red Fang. She tries to fight, but spells bounce off of him]

RF: Nowhere to go but back in the cage

[Phillip gets a lightbulb moment and runs back inside]

P: Okay, everyone! I’m opening these doors!

Centaur: You can’t do that! We’re—

P: [disembodied] What, dangerous? I don’t believe you. You’ve got some curse? So what! Your face is in the wrong spot?! I don’t think that’s dangerous. Dangerous is what you do.

[Back to Phillip, who’s at the lever now, standing in front of the “freedom is a state of mind” mural. His head/body blocks off the “is a state of mind” part so that it just says “freedom” while the wings spread out behind him]

P: Everyone in this realm could be dangerous. All of you could hurt someone, all of you have the means to do it. And they probably will. Hell, the Cursebreaker’s hurting you by locking you away! So why should you all be locked up in particular? No one out there is any better than you! Everyone is terrible!

[Phillip pulls the lever, and the doors open. Prisoners look around]

P: If you stay in those cages, then you’re not dangerous. Someone who’s dangerous would run out there and trample the Cursebreaker right now. So if you’re planning on staying in your cells even though I’ve opened the door… well, you’re not dangerous, and you shouldn’t be in those cells. You’re free to go. And if you ARE dangerous… then prove it. Go out there and be dangerous. Terrorize the witches who locked you up! Eat them alive! Make your families regret ever leaving you behind! But either way, you won’t be in here.

[Cut to Evelyn, outside. She’s cornered and not doing well. Red Fang has Kikimora by the scruff of her uniform]

Red Fang: You—are—going to pay.

[Evelyn flinches]

Disembodied voice]: No. You’re the one who’s going to pay.

[Cut to assembled, angry prisoners]

Centaur: We’re tired of being treated like monsters.

[The prisoners pile on Red Fang, taking him down. Evelyn watches in shock]

Evelyn: What the…?

[Phillip scoots by, nonchalant]

Phillip: So are we leaving, or…

E: What did you say?!

P: Oh, you know. Little of this, little of that, all the right things to get them to realize they deserve better. C’mon, I don’t trust them not to get a horrible guilt complex and march right back into their cells.

[Evelyn, Phillip, and Kiki fly away]

E: You know, Phillip, I’m proud of you.

P: [immediately] Your approval means nothing to me. [Curious] But, uh… how come?

E: You came back for me. You let those people out, even though you don’t trust witches, even though everyone told you they were dangerous, because you knew it was the right thing to do.

K: And because he knew it would save our sorry butts

E: Still. Look.

[Pan out to show wide shot of Evelyn, Phillip, and Kiki floating over the Isles]

P: Whoa.

E: Does it look so dangerous from up here?

[Back to Phillip, who looks like he’s trying to be unimpressed]

P: If I fall off it will be

E: [disembodied] You know what I mean.

P: What’s your point? Why are you showing me this?

E: Phillip, I didn’t want to lie. I know what you think of me, and I know what you think of witches, but believe me, I wanted to show Caleb the Isles. And I thought that maybe someday, together, we’d introduce you. I know it can be weird, or gross, or dangerous compared to home, but… I just want you to know it can be beautiful, too. It’s not what you’re used to, but that doesn’t mean there’s nothing good here. Just…

[Back to wide shot]

E:[disembodied]… give us a chance

[Cut to Caleb, who looks at his phone. Phillip hasn’t responded to the message he sent. He sighs, and pushes the door open. The apartment is empty and dark]

Caleb: [disembodied] …Phillip?

[End Part 6]

[End of Episode 2]

[a-hobit]

I'd imagine Canon Belos meeting switchedAU Luz and being shocked that she treats her Hunter much better than he treats his, and she fires back with "What, like it's hard?"

REAL SHED ROAST HIS ASS.

“…it doesn’t fill you with rage when they act unlike their ortet would? When they disobey you you don’t put them out of their misery or discipline them as you would have been by the church??”

“Don’t wave Caleb! Nasty ass old man…nasty…”

[majorxmaggiexboy]

Caleb: this group is STRUGGLING and that is not good they are ANXIOUS and DEPRESSED and the band is breaking up it is an EMERGENCY we cannot let this happen. I will fake my own death to keep this from happening we are family and must stay together Fjord: so it turns out these weird orb things are connected to some deity and avantika wants to control the ocean or some shit Caleb: as soon as I start thinking you’re into that hahaha I will swim across this ocean to get away from you grab your life vest Nott we either have to run away or murder fjord

[ava-du-mortain]

what if nayzak in love and deepspace?

(Edit: added pink hair nayzak)

[solifloris]

WAIT 😭😭😭 一緒に家に帰ろう is caleb using a more formal wording for "let's go home" or am i tripping 😭😭😭😭 LIKE what do you mean it's not 一緒に帰ろ 😭😭😭

the first one feels so politely and delicately worded but i wouldn't have expected it from people who are?? close?? was this intentional i'm going to cry 😭 .......what if it's intentional 😭 what if he's using more textbook speech and less casual/familiar speech for it bc he's not sure how familiar he's allowed to be for such a meaningful statement 😭😭😭😭