#swkward

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your characters like this

[doyumms]

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[thebrideoftiffany]

i was thinking of domestic stenry yk as i do, and i wanted to picture something cute for grocery shopping but i feel like steve said something like “i guess its free 😄” after an item didnt scan at the register and i feel like henry would no longer want to be associated with him at the store

HDHDJDJDJDJDJ

steve is always exactly one joke away from henry putting the divider through half of the groceries. “i was going to pay for all of it!” “i’d rather be broke than for this teenager checking out our stuff to realize that i let you hit on the regular”

[iamnotmereally]

will sleep ig :')

[capricornies]

accidentslly sent my friend lowkey a nude this is so embarrasing im killing myself

[dangerdayyys]

pupkin, leafs

i want you to give me motivation 😃 pls

SENDS MOTIVATION BEEM BRRRRRRRRRR

🎃 pumpkin: do you have any favorite brainstorming techniques? how do you like to gather ideas for your wip?

all my thoughts whirl around in my brain and iust let it. mull there for a while. i also find that looking at other fanworks or examples helps. ao3 is your bff. dont be afraid to take inspiration!! just remeber to give credit :)

🍂 leaves: what does your editing process look like? how does your wip typically change as you work on it?

when i start working on my wip, what i found works a lot is two techniques: blocking and 'screenplay'

when i block out a story, i just jot down ideas andbthen i keep on expanding from there. like ill write a sentence and then add onto it and add inti it until it becomes jts own paragraph

for 'screenplay' its a but swkward but its a great way to start writing. i just write all of the dialogue and none of the additional paragraphs. its easier for me to write how the characters will act with the dialogue already down as opposed to making up dialogue afyer ive writteb the paragraphs

sometimes ill start a wip and it turns out way different then ive imagined. and thats ok!! normally the story wont go in the exact way youve imagined, but that dosnt mean its the end of the world. remeber, have fun with it!!

i wish yiu luck and motivation with your project!! have fun :DD

[alexbkrieger13]

Well. The troll thinks they look swkward together. The troll is surely on the wrong insta snd meant Mead and Miedema.

yea

[4kadhd]

I really cut a whole damn jalapeno with my bare hands and thought I'd be ok

[dandelionparade]

hrrrrrh i wan a make ocs w ppl......

[suguruverse]

OKAY I HAVE AN IDEA! can you do a scenario with tsukishima, yamaguchi, kageyama, and kuroo where their gf is wearing a tank top and you can like see her cleavage? like she grabs something and his face just accidentally goes right between her tits LMAOOOOO

✿ haikyuu boys when their gf’s tiddies accidentally get in their face

includes - tsukishima kei, yamaguchi tadashi, kageyama tobio

a/n - OMG THIS REMINDED ME OF THAT ONE OHSHC SCENE WITH HIKARU AND HARUHI SO I HAD TO WRITE THIS!! also my new character limit of hcs is 3 so you’re more than welcome to request again with kuroo!! thank you for understanding <33

↳ TSUKISHIMA KEI

- poor bby wants to act like it doesn’t phase him but he’s secretly so flustered

- you were lying on his chest, cuddling while watching a movie

- you noticed your boyfriend’s small snores from above you and got a little upset

- i mean y’all were only like 30 mins into the movie tf

- but you noticed how peaceful his face was

- and the small smile that appeared on his face when you gently brushed your fingers against his face made your heart wanna burst

- his glasses were slowly falling off of his face so you decided to be a good gf and take it off for him

- so that’s what you did, trying not to accidentally wake him up

- you folded up his glasses and moved slightly to try put them on the small table next to the couch and behind your bfs head

- but in order to do that, you would have to move over him

- i feel like tsukishima is a really light sleeper so when you started moving, he wasn’t really awake, just super super groggy

- so what he wasn’t expecting, was for your tits to be squashing his face, first thing when he wakes up

- i mean he wasn’t complaining (yes he was), but he was more confused than anything

- you almost winced in pain with how roughly your boyfriend pushed you off of him

- you were about to yell at him until you saw the huge blush on his face

“dammit y/n what are you doing, if you’re trying to seduce i don’t think this is the right way to do it”

“babe, what do you mean seduce you? i was trying to put your glasses away because you were falling asleep?”

“well did you have to do it while your tits were in my face?”

“wait i’m so confused, are you actually upset at me?”

“well no”

“so you liked it”

“pfft...no?”

- well just because he liked it, doesn’t mean he didn’t tease you about it for the next month

- he also apologised for pushing you 

↳ YAMAGUCHI TADASHI

- okay so what if you were a klutz, you’ve only broke like 3 vases?

- whatever, either way, your beautiful and kind boyfriend thought it was adorable

- anyways, you were at home, trying *emphasis on trying* to cook a nice meal for your boyfriend for dinner

- yamaguchi was currently at work and therefore is not there to help if anything *everything* goes wrong

- yamaguchi loves you more than anything, no matter how many plates or cups you end up breaking, he’s always there to leave a tender kiss on your forehead and reassure you that everything was going to be okay

- but unfortunately for you, today was just not your day

- while you were at the stove, cooking up some food. you failed to notice the overflowing sink behind you that was just spilling water everywhere like it was no ones business 

- it wasn’t until the water reached your feet that you realised the tap still running with water and soap filling up the sink

- in a panic, you tried to grab as many paper towels as you can and turned of the sink

- however it seemed like the world was turned against you when the ringing of the fire alarm, making your already huge mess into a bigger one

- you frantically turned off the stove and opened all the windows

- in that moment, yamaguchi had just entered your shared apartment, shock evident in his face and he saw water and suds running down the cabinets, you  basically climbing over the kitchen counters, trying to open the windows and smoke that quickly filled his nose

- in a daze. yamaguchi just looked at you in horror as you noticed his presence at the entrance of the kitchen 

- excited to see your boyfriend after 12 long hours, you ran up to him, seeking his comfort and warmth

- but what you failed to realise was the water still on the tiles, after you abandoned the spillage to opened the windows

- and yes, you fell

- and yes, it was into your boyfriends arms

- and no, he was not prepared for you to fall into his arms so yall fell to the ground together

- it took a little while for you to process the past 5 seconds and it wasn’t until you heard your boyfriends muffled yells did you realise that you tits were suffocating him

“mmhmm... MMMM.. tits...off...face”

- you quickly climbed off of him and sat beside him as he tried to catch his breathe

- a strap of your tank top had fallen off in the process of your falling face first into your boyfriend

- combined with the adorable guilty look you had on your face, yamaguchi couldn’t help but become a blushing mess, covering his face with his hands, acting as if you you couldn’t see him

“baby as much as i love your body, you suddenly doing that kind of thing so suddenly, and without telling me, is very much uncalled for”

- you knew your boyfriend was flustered, so what’s more fun than teasing him about it

“i’m sorry yams, it was an accident, did you not like it?”

“like what?”

“my tits in your face”

“Y/N YOU CAN’T JUST SAY IT OUT LOUD LIKE THAT”

“is that no?”

“i-...no”

“well well well, i didn’t know that my boyfriend was a perv”

“y/n, stop it, plus you need to clean up this mess, and i’m not helping you this time, i’m gonna go take a shower”

“can i joi-”

“no. clean”

- he was lying he totally help you clean after his shower

- he even made dinner for you both

- it was also decided that he will do all the cooking in the house

↳ KAGEYAMA TOBIO

- it was right after they lost against aoba johsai and you were just trying to comfort your dear boyfriend, kageyama

- you arrived at his house with a bag full of his favourite snacks, drinks and some meat buns

- you rang the doorbell, but there was no answer

- so you being you, just decided to come in the house

- the entire house was dark which made you wonder if your boyfriend was even home

- you entered his room to find him watching his game with aoba johsai on his phone, in bed 

“babe? babe? tobio? you there?”

- he continued to watch the game as you set down the bag of snack beside his bag

- you sat next to his figure, watching him as he silently critiqued his performance from the day before

- even after feeling your weight on the other side of his bed didn’t phase him

- you decided to get into bed with him, not wanting to bother him too much while he was focused

- you went on your phone for 30 minutes before you decided to take a little nap, facing your boyfriends back

- kageyama released a huge sigh as he finished the video of the match and turned around to the other side, to avoid stiff muscles

- but what he didn’t expect when he turned around, was to be squashed into your tits

- he stayed there for a solid minute, his brain short-circuiting

his brain:

“ what is this”

“am i dreaming”

“did i die”

“these kind of feel like boobs”

- and with that he immediately got up, stressing about the possibility of his face being in the tits of a girl that isn’t you

- but when he sees your resting face, he instantly relaxes but till has a slight blush on his cheeks

- he lays back down next to you, praying that he didn’t startle you until your voice called out to him

“did ya enjoy that tobio, you stayed there for a while?”

- it was almost cruel, the way you tease your swkward boyfriend

“w-what do you mean, i didn’t do anything”‘

“so you mean you weren’t the one who stayed between my tits for like 5 minutes?”

“I WAS JUST SURPRISED, THAT’S ALL, I DIDN’T MEAN TO”

“its okay tobio, i didn’t mind”

“o-oh. you didn’t? your not mad?”

“mhm, your reaction was worth it”

“HEY ITS NOT FUNNY, I WAS SCARED”

“of tits?”

“no i got scared because i thought it might have been some stranger that broke into my house trying to seduce me”

“tobio what?”

“ugh whatever, shut up, now come cuddle me”

“needy aren’t ya tobio”

“SHUT UP”

[themedplanets]

Issue 16:

Kinda mixed on this one.  It has more of the characters I actually like in it so I had more fun over all reading it, but the overall plot is still so... meh.

IDK, it’s weird because there is good character writing sometimes, like Starscream is an excellently snakey bitch and so far his role has basically been an emotional cattle prod, which I enjoy.  Flamewar’s living up to her name and some of the art of her is plain delightful (...Plus she reminds me of one of my OC’s, so I like her some just from mental proximity.).  Nautica & Road Rage continue to be good.  And it’s genuinely fun to watch Froid be an awful little gibbon skeleton without actually being an antagonist.

Beyond that the proverbial Redshirt realizing that he’s a burner OC the second before he gets shredded was funny.  And I’m glad this comic’s getting into some vehicular manslaughter.  Second time now someone’s just mowed another character down, and it really feels like that should happen more in a series where half the character turn into cars.

But the plot stuff with Megatron is still... Ugh.  IDK, it’s one of those things that it would be so easy to tweak it to make him decent, but hasn’t done so.  Everyone acts like he’s formidable and a strong leader, but then it pans over and he just desperately needs a nap and a juice box.  Which is ironic because his political platform is that he wants ALL THE JUICE BOXES!

Beyond that, while there’s individual scenes, sequences, even the entirety of issue #12, that I enjoy, the overarching plot feels so rushed and, IDK, vanilla?  Bland?  Indeterminate?  Like I see people calling it a political drama/thriller and stuff but I always think of that genre as being more like psychological chess.  People plan and work for their own goals, and there’s tangible stakes that build tension.

This was just kind of “everyone snitches to Megatron (no effort from or credit to him for acquiring it) then he decides to piss on the moon.”  Actually, that’s inaccurate.  The buildup to and the whole sequence of Robotnik pissing on the moon belongs in the fucking Louvre.  This was not.

Nautica’s side hits it, but the Main Cybertron political stuff doesn’t.

And you can say the comic’s still in the setup phase, but it’s been running for nearly a year now.  And you can’t really write serialized content on the basis that it’ll get better in, you know, a few years, when the right-now readers are stuck with this.  Will it get good?  Probably eventually, but right now I’m sticking with it as an exercise to refine my own writing, not out of enjoyment.

...

This issue seems like the wrap-up of the first arc of the comic, and cliffhanger for the start of the next leg, actually.  The comic dropping the bass if you will.  I’m not going to jump the gun, but if the next issue comes out and it seems like a distinct new arc of the comic I might do a re-read of the first 16 issues and do like a retrospective of them all together.  I have heard it reads better as a continuous story than as spaced episodes.

[catboyhusbandry]

hhewwo i amm very swkward how do I get bf topet me

Have you tried bumping his hand with your head?? That always seems to work with me!!

[androidsvsvikings]

@newbreedrainbowfish replied to your post:

I just saw it a few hours ago and honestly 10/10 film

Ikr?! I loved it! Sisu was great as a dragon but her human form was so friggin adorable!! Her being swkward, and not at all cool, her perceiving herself as the least cool out of her siblings just hits home. And I loved all the ladies kicking ass and being awesome!

Wait people are hating on sisu?? She's so cool what

There is an early design of Sisu that was cooler, tbqh:

Her being aquatic dragon, the pink fins make sense, it’s a shame they redesigned her, but I still loved everything about her.

And, as far as I understood, the haters think Sisu is not accurate to the South-East-Asian culture of dragons, so like, the usual SJW flaming -.- 

[babysizedfics]

So in LABD we get the bit where Roman is trying to be big around Vee/play at being cg. I figure it would get easier over time (not for him to be cg of course, but not to be so awkward around baby Vee when he isn't age dreaming), but with the recent posts about Ro's middlespace, I was wondering if babysitting might make him lean into that middlespace he has? Like if the others are busy and he's the only one able to watch him? Idk, I just like the dynamic of teen sib and baby sib a lot (reminds me of me and my older sister) 🤍

absolutely!! I've said before that roman isn't acrually bad at looking after vee, he'a not a natural cg but he has the potential to be a really good babysitter (and if he wanted to i believe he would be a great CG but he doesnt want to!) - literally the only reason he is so swkward and chaotic at being uncle roman is because he cares about vee so much that he completely overthinks it!

he stumbles over trying to replicate pattons cg style and tries to force himself into a paternal role when really he just needs to be his usual self! he's already so protective of his brother, and he is pretty intuitive when it comes to understand vee's emotions when vee is a baby, he has the makings of a great bbysitter

but yeah definitely this is where i wanted to go! being in middlespace is perfect for ro to babysit because:

1) he is in a slightly more unhindered headspace than when he's adult - he is less concerned with what he is supposed to so and more concerned with what he thinks and feels he should do. this is on account of this teen headspace beinf more concerned with personal morals rather than universal ones

but also 2) he is much more able to accept reaponsibility than when he is little, naturally since he is bigger! if you asked little roman to babysit he wouldnt really babysit he would just be trying to play with his brother, and adult roman would just be panicking over comparing himself to the CGs. but middle roman knows how to be a good mix of childish and playful and fun, with also being mature and responsible and protective!

[enigma-sims-blog1]

Rambling is what I’m good at.

So I started this sim blog because I love to write and I enjoyed the sims, and tumblr showed me all the different styles and heights you could reach with combining both. I took 2 months to write and plan a story and then bought the expansions I thought I would need to start. I hope I continue to grow and grow through out the years of joining this particular community. I just left a pretty bad state of my mind and environment about a year ago and am trying to find more and more things I enjoy. Might I add I’ve already met a pretty cool simblr through this that is new like me, and I’ve gotten a reply/support by two of my simblr crushes, idols, inspirations and that really made me feel extra motivated, honestly.

If I ever don’t enjoy this, I’ll stop. But It is super awesome to be welcomed with kind words and encouragement. So with that, I wanted to say thank you to the simblr community. Whether you’re top tier, gold, MVP whatever, brand spankin’ new, or somewhere in between. You guys are super great and I can’t wait to make more friends here and take in all your art. Because that’s what it is. Your imagination and creativity are art and I love that Sims make that more available to people who might otherwise not try to create something since they think they aren’t creative enough or at all.

Anyway.

That’s it haha.

[fadedgilt]

I was at barnes and nobles yesterday and had to walk past this group of college guys to get to the poetry section and i felt so swkward cuz theyd get quiet and later i was reading a book in the fiction section and had to walk past them again to meet my mom and i saw out the corner of my eye they were staring and got quiet and i felt so awkward and observed!!!!