#tabpost

[doggforsaken]

chompin

[lucindarobinsonvevo]

well as a child i wasn't allowed to watch sesame street or the wiggles. instead i became infatuated with a show about a dragon that was an allegory for nazi germany and the link between climate change and fascism. tabaluga the dragon, if you're unfamiliar with his game.

[swiftthecardinal]

new silly little guy

tab from jet set radio!!!!! my blorbo!!!! @littleguysdaily here's my addition to the collection of silly little guys. please love him. please. totally sane about him.

[doggforsaken]

"Attack on handler" scenario. This dog actually bit me hard enough to punch through the hidden sleeve and draw blood.

Would you believe he's 8 years old? This was actually his "retirement party." It's blurry here but he was wearing a celebratory cowboy hat. HIGHLY recommend being chomped by a dog with a cowboy hat, 10/10.

[doggforsaken]

Did some hidden sleeve "attack on handler" work yesterday, and one of the dogs managed to bite me hard enough to punch right through the sleeve and draw blood. Not a LOT of blood, but still, dude, that's like a half inch of kevlar you bit through. Ow.

Hidden sleeve work is still pretty new to me, I only recently "earned" use of it from our head trainer. If you line up your forearm wrong on a hidden sleeve, a dog can chomp down hard enough to smash your radius and ulna in towards each other and cause some pretty significant damage. It's important to gauge your position to keep your forearm flat in the dog's mouth as it bites to avoid injury.

[swiftthecardinal]

mind control

[swiftthecardinal]

just me doing your irregular unscheduled tab shitposting/memeing

[swiftthecardinal]

credits to @koobiie for the original post/drawing

tab jsr my beloved little blorbo...................

[swiftthecardinal]

actual jsr hyperfixation brain (it's more a hyperfix with tab at this point lmao)

[swiftthecardinal]

this is my crime

i am not sane

[swiftthecardinal]

I don't know why, but I find Tab from Jet Set Radio adorable.

Nobody else I've met seems to think this. They see him as like, cool or something similar. But not me. I find him really, really fucking cute. Weird-cute, scrunkly if you will. None of the other characters elicit this reaction from me. Neither do any of the JSRF characters. Just this silly little man with his silly little face doing his silly little blep. I love him so fucking much. I need a tab plushie. I am the only person I know who thinks he's a cute little silly goober so... Anyone else simply adore him and think he's very cute? (I have way more to say about his cuteness but I decided to make this brief)

[swiftthecardinal]

Think and do your research before buying a plushie.

[swiftthecardinal]

Only men I want:

Wear blue jumpsuits and beanies

Blep

Have a silly little voice

Chill af but also silly

You may not like it, but this is peak male performance.

[swiftthecardinal]

he's cosplaying

@dedtoot

[swiftthecardinal]

TABULATED

actually put in effort for once lmao, enjoy this cringy corpse looking mf!!!!! decided to try and draw him uggo and i’ll certainly experiment with this more, if i make more oc that is (HIGHLY UNLIKELY TBHHHHH)

[doggforsaken]

DOG SIDEBLOG

Blog is under construction and will not look pretty for a minute.

I'm Tabaqui! I'm learning to get bit by dogs. Pictures of bitework I post should not be used as reference material, I'm in training and do not always do things correctly.

None of the dogs here are mine.

Main blog: tabaquiscreatures

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Anon: On

Tags:

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Local Guy: Image I am in

Good Decoy: Image where I am doing what I'm supposed to be doing

Bad Decoy: Image where I am NOT doing what I'm supposed to be doing

Bitework: Any image depicting a dog biting (or attempting to do so) during training

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