#tacos askbox

[tacochippy]

i like your cats what are their names (not bothered to scroll and find out if you have a post naming them)

Thabk yuo!!

Theres Tequila Mockingbird, he is the chunkiest

Then there is Rin, hes v sweet he loves headbutting people

Then there is Mr. Potato Sir!! Hes so fluffy and cute

[tacofriend]

favorite word?

For a while it was interloper because it was the noun that felt like it described what I felt like all the goddamn time. I don't feel that way anymore. I thought about this for a while and I think it has to be neuroqueer I think for similar reasons that I really liked the word interloper. It describes how I feel in a very succinct word. That overlap of being neurodivergent AND queer because I'm both. Thank you for this.

[oscconfessions]

There are no new arguments on this blog. We object show community ain't creative, we've been talking in circles over the same dang things forever 😔 *I gaze into my orb and predict there will be at least three new tacomic confessions by this time tomorrow*

- 🦤

you'll never believe what the next confession is -🫒

[sssaturnsnake]

found you on twitter because of the awsten rt... im so so so autistic about both waterparks and one piece... and we have many other common interests!!! also i love dellinger too it's so insane how many things we have in common </3 sorry i just wanted to let you know for some reason...

i genuinely cannot believe that the overlap of parxies and one piece fans isn’t just me. this is ridiculous. i’m also so mad that my first parx notice is me dressed as sanji but there’s worse ways to go out ig

[strictlybecca]

taco bells new gelato should not be eaten

genuinely at first these words seemed like complete nonsense word salad

then my reading comprehension kicked in followed by a frightened and intrigued google

and then lastly, i feel deep pride and gratitude that warning me occurred to you 🌮💕🥰

[proosh]

Why can you not be trusted with the fish man huh? :3c — Grem

f-feesh.......

[jitters-box]

HUH

your stuff looked silly (pos) so I followed

new mutual!!

[creep3r-chan]

It took me a while to respond because I was busy yapping (ranting) to myself about this one guy who was such an awful person to me i hate him forever❤️❤️❤️ I might yap to you about him and his annoying ass and also how uncomfortable he made me ❤️❤️❤️ I fucking hate him with all of my life /gen and yes I was talking to myself like a crazy person retelling the story of how bad he was /SILLY!!! but also /gen /neg because I really hated him so I started ranting to myself 💔💔💔 /silk

i justr wanna let bring someting to ur atenton [ if u havent already heard ] that I recently misspelled /silly as /slektufog once ♡♡♡♡ hey guys !! what is a slektufog

SAVED!!! SAVED IMAGE OH MY GHRLP

wha IS a slektufog.. A. What a what now.. /silk /what the mustsrd /speaking of mustard I HATE MUSTARD!!! Ew ew gross gross gROSS!!! who eats mustard 💔💔

[ladyhoneydarlinglove]

Lawlu/lulaw and gambling?? Or a fancy restaurant date

(askbox is still open for One Piece prompts!)

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Rating: G Notes: Takes place in an ambiguously modern AU.

In retrospect, Luffy should have known better than to try going out for a fancy dinner any place that wasn't the Baratie on a night that Sanji worked.

But Sanji was gone for the month, staging at some place out in West Blue, and since Zeff had expressly forbidden Luffy from coming by the Baratie whenever Sanji wasn't working, that option was out. And while normally Luffy would have just suggested takeout tacos and watching reruns of Gol D. Roger: Pirate King for one of his rare date nights with Law (schedules between a trauma surgeon and a firefighter weren't exactly easy to coordinate), well…

Luffy liked Law. He liked him a lot. And sure, Law said that he liked Luffy—but lately Luffy had been having this… weird feeling, about Law. Something strange that bubbled up from the bottom of his stomach and lodged itself like a knot around his heart whenever Luffy thought about things like ‘the future’ or ‘their relationship’ or ‘the future of their relationship’. And no matter how hard he tried, Luffy couldn’t seem to shake the lingering thought that what if, one day, Law woke up and decided he… didn’t like Luffy anymore?

He’d asked Nami about it (after Zoro, who had just shrugged, told Luffy he was being stupid since Law was clearly charmed by his bullshit, and then asked if maybe Luffy had black mold in his apartment again that was messing with his head); she seemed to think it was a perfectly normal part of a budding relationship and said that if Luffy was really worried about it, he could try being a little bit more romantic towards Law. Dress a little nicer, she’d suggested. Bathe more frequently. Ask Sanji about borrowing some cologne. Treat him to a dinner that doesn’t come in a takeout container.

So when they finally got a date night to line up, Luffy had asked Robin for a favor and she got them a table at Baroque Works, a very exclusive fine dining establishment inside the Rain Dinners Casino; she’d even offered to foot the bill, touched at the effort he was showing. Ace had hooked him up with a nice suit, Usopp had produced a bouquet of suitable fancy flowers, and Franky had even offered to play chauffeur so Luffy could wine-and-dine Law to his heart’s content. And now here they were, tucked in a cozy little corner, working their way through a special five-course canard à la presse menu complete with wine pairings while soft jazz music serenaded them in the background. 

It was nice. It was romantic. It was—

"Straw Hat."

Luffy looked up at Law from where he’d been poking miserably at his empty plate, which had not had nearly enough duck confit with preserved cherry bread pudding to satisfy his frankly ravenous appetite. 

"Huh?"

Law smirked. "You hate this, don't you?"

Luffy blinked. "What?"

"You look like you're about two seconds away from trying to eat your own hand," Law explained, and Luffy grimaced. 

"Torao, I'm fine! Really!" he insisted, which was the exact moment his stomach chose to let out an impossibly loud gurgle. It sounded kind of like a whale dying.

Law raised an eyebrow, and Luffy slumped over the table, porcelain ware rattling ominously as his forehead hit the hardwood.

"Okay," he mumbled into the wood grain. "Maybe I'm a little hungrier than I thought I'd be."

Law chuckled. "Why'd you pick this place anyway?" he asked, poking Luffy's shin with his foot under the table. "I didn't think you even knew any fine dining establishments besides the one Black Leg-ya works at."

"I don't; Robin picked it out for me." Luffy sighed and lifted his head, letting the full force of his starved misery settle onto his face now that the the jig was up. "I was just… I don’t know. Trying to be romantic, I guess."

Law's raised eyebrow inched incrementally higher. "What for?"

A thoroughly uncharacteristic blush began to spread across Luffy’s cheeks, and he coughed nervously. “I, uh. I don’t… really know,” he said honestly, face scrunching up as he tried to think. “I think I was maybe… Trying to impress you?”

Law stared at him. “Impress me,” he repeated incredulously, before his expression suddenly turned very serious and he continued, "Straw Hat, the first time I met you was because I was treating you for second degree chemical burns after you rushed into an burning meth lab to save the dumbass punk kids that had gotten trapped inside. You don't need to butter me up with shit like a fancy dinner date. I don't think I could be more impressed with you if I tried."

He smiled—a very Trafalgar Law smile, which was to say he looked halfway between plotting a bank heist and wholesale murder, but with an undercurrent of softness that was so thoroughly Torao that Luffy couldn’t help but laugh.

"So... if I said we should ditch this place for tacos and reruns of Gol D. Roger: Pirate King…" he said with a suggestive eyebrow wiggle, and Law snorted.

"Only if you promise not to get them from the truck down the street from your apartment. You've gotten food poisoning from there three times already."

Luffy pouted. "But their barbacoa is so good!"

"Luffy,” Law said sharply, voice filled with equal parts exasperation and fondness.

Luffy snickered as he stood up and began hollering for the check, the knot around his chest already easing.

Zoro was right; Law was charmed by his bullshit. Luffy didn't have to worry about a thing.

[objectshowstamps]

Object Show Stamps intro

greetings, and salutations! This is a gimmick blog for stamps and blinkies related to object shows, if you couldn't tell. Requests are always welcome when the askbox is open. The little stamp guy in our profile picture (and mostly everything else) is Stampe! Below are rules and important stuff, then the mods.

1. All stamps are free to use! Credit is preferred, but not required at all.

2. Do not request any darkships, or anything illegal. Basic DNI. Trife, Nickcase, or any ship with Taco doesn't count.

3. Leading on from rule 2, all ship requests are made in a neutral stance, do not take any request as us liking or disliking a ship.

4. Requests with slurs will be tagged with warnings, and to a minimum. The only ones allowed are the F slur, and the T slur. Please make sure you are requesting these jokingly, and you can reclaim them.

5. Please elaborate on the show and character, usually this wouldn't be a problem if it's someone with a distinctive name. Characters like, Nickel, Taco, and OJ will have to have a show stated. Along with most characters from niche object shows.

6. It may take a long while for your ask to be posted, especially if it's from a niche object show, or just a difficult request in general.

The mod list goes.

Mod 🍻, The original, the one writing this! Most posts that don't have a sign off are from him. Pronounced Mod Beer. He/Him

Mod 🪤, The helperrrrr, second ever mod on the blog. Tends to make stamps more than posting. Pronounced Mod Cheesetrap. They/Them

Mod 🎅, The gay, the third ever mod! One of the most active mods on the blog. Also was temporarily removed because of Karkat Vantas. Pronounced Mod Santa. He/She/Neon

Mod 🚺🔛🔝, The paper liker, the fifth mod. Used to only be here for Paper asks, but now does anything.pronounced women on top. They/Them/Any

Anonlist undercut

I LIED!!!!!! It's being redone rn plz don't jump me

[tacochippy]

I love the new icon!!!!!

If it's not new pretend I sent this when you first changed it

Tahnky uo !! Im suprised you sewnt this ask so quickly, its only been a few seconds since i changed it!!

[tacofriend]

Happy Birthday, may you have all the tacos you want and may all your colors of paint be stocked!

Thank you so much!

[ramonaistired]

JJ with Latina reader

Warnings: This is very short, suggestive content, reader is angry, and author is using google translate despite being Mexican

Tropes: Moodyxhappy, poguexpogue, angryxsunshine, golden retrieverxchihuahua.

Summary: JJ spills readers cup and she snaps.

Bree speaks: Hi! Thank you for reading, just answering some questions before I continue writing. I do take reqs, but I do have a busy life, so please bare with me. I don't know how to make a taglist, so if you do, please tell me omg. Also, my askbox is always open, and i love answering questions, so before you go, ask me something! <3 Thank you, any tips are helpful! AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I AM ADDING THIS TO ALL POSTS, AND IF I FORGET IT @brokenwingsgalore WILL PUT IT IN THE COMMENTS. IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, DONT READ IT!!! Thank you again, I love you and make good choices.

(I STILL DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE A BOARDER)

Today was supposed to be relaxing.

JJ had already taken you out to the beach, letting you play with the water and find those seashells you loved.

When you and JJ came back to the chateau, you had decided- no demanded you make some birria tacos for dinner.

You were already on edge from finding out JJ was eating moldy bread. But you didn't let that ruin your day... yet.

So JJ sat on the couch with John B and Pope, ranting to them how you had the most perfect ass.

"Have you seen how round it is?" JJ groans and moans quite loudly. John B, who already had a girlfriend was tuning him out, making JJ sound like a white noise in his ear.

Pope simply walks away now.

JJ stands up and starts to walk to you. You were listening to music, swaying your hips to it as you chopped up some tomato for the salsa.

He snakes his arms around your waist giving you a sloppy kiss on your neck.

When you two first started dating, you would push him off and giggle. But its been a year since you both were in the honeymoon phase.

You sigh and let him pepper kisses on your neck, continuing to cook.

Everything seemed perfectly fine, nobody was yelling, John B was finally being quiet, not yapping about Ward.

Pope was doing something outside, nobody ever knew.

Until, JJ goes to kiss you and spills your birria sauce you spent an hour on onto the floor.

You and him look at each other at the same time. You clutch the kitchen towel that was on your shoulder. Narrowing your eyes at him, you take a deep breath and sigh.

He thinks he's off the hook, grabbing your chin and pecking your lips. You smile and slowly push him him away.

Then that's when everything snaps.

"¿Sabes qué, pequeño niño blanco? Estoy tan deprimido con tu pálido trasero." You yell and throw the towel at him.

"Crees que puedes conseguir cualquier cosa, ¿eh? ¡Pues no puedes! ¡Espero que te mueras por tu estúpido culo de comer pan mohoso! Morirías sin mí Maybank." You poke a finger into his chest and roll your eyes.

JJ currently has his hands up in defense. He has a tiny smirk on his face. And you fight the urge to smack him.

JJ knows you want to use physical force, you can't hide your facial expressions very well. And to him, they were quite cute, even if you wanted to murder him.

"Será mejor que borres esa maldita sonrisa de tu cara. Estamos en la cocina, hay cuchillos y no me quieres cerca de los cuchillos, JJ." You frantically run a hand through your hair. By now, Sarah and Kiara have entered the chateau finding you two like this. John B, Kiara, Pope and Sarah have all gathered around watching you basically ripping him a new asshole.

"Ni siquiera dios puede salvarte de mí. Oren para que después de tanto grito no se queme mi birria. Porque si así fuera, puedes despedirte de mi trasero." You deadpan. You wipe your hands on your jean shorts and smile. You wave at the girls, acting as if nothing had happened.

After a few seconds of silence, JJ speaks up.

"Is it a good time to say that turned me on?" JJ mumbles and grins at how you look at him.

"No." Everybody says in unison.

[stump-not-found]

sorry to lore dump in your askbox, but the reason bill is fixated on earth is answered in tbob! the nightmare realm is unstable and its implied you cant live in it indefinitely, so bill n his pals need a permanent dimension. earth is chosen because it has the thinnest 'veil' between dimensions, which makes it easier for the portal to function, and even then we see how much damage just operating the portal does.

right but he can also just leave the nightmare realm . ford could leave the nightmare realm - the events of the show don't happen if he couldn't . bill leaves to go get sloshed, get tacos, etc .

i just don't think it's an honest explanation and it doesn't really track with other lore beats both in the show, and the external material .

though honestly GF lore is pretty inconsistent so my personal belief is just go with whatever narratively makes sense to you .

[numberonetacostan]

I hc that taco eats extremely sour things 100% NO SWEAT, like she keeps a straight face throughout it, I don't know how I even thought about this but it's really funny to me

Oh, absolutely. She had dozens of lemons stockpiled up for quite some time. Stayed in character while swallowing all of them. She could probably convince a more competitive/easily riled-up s2 or s3 contestant to try and outdo her in a 'sour-off' because she's mischievous like that <3. Also, she'd make them bet money on it.

Thank you for sending me your hc!!! ^^ My askbox stays open if anyone else would like to submit, it makes me happy! :3

[saffiroll]

All gems for my II Gem Au (i hope i didn't miss a character

If you have any questions about this Au, the askbox is open!

•MePhone4- Aqua Diamond

•MePhone4s- Red Diamond

•MePhone3GS- Grey Diamond

•Albite- Toilet (One of the gems that directly serves Aqua Diamond, gives news often)

•Lavander Jade- MePad (Another servant of Aqua Diamond, makes reports and often replaces Aqua in occasions where he cannot be present)

▪︎▪︎▪︎PS, All the Diamonds of this era refuse to have and or own Pearls▪︎▪︎▪︎

•Yellow Apatite- Lightbulb (Guard gem/fighter, always accompanying Pieteresite)

•Pieteresite- Paintbrush (Mural artist, pretty high-quality gem)

•Peridot- Test Tube (Technician)

•Rubellite- Fan (Keeps an eye on homeworld log dates)

•Golden Spinel- Cheesy (Entertainer, built to be your "best friend")

•Silver- Nickel (Observes gem production, makes sure they have good resources to come out properly, can fight if needed)

•Fine Silver- Silver Spoon (ONLY observes and does analysis on gem creation, works along Silver/Nickel, makes sure they look polished)

•Lavander Sapphire- Candle (Future Vissiooonnn)

•Red Thulite- Balloon (deemed useless, a soldier gem)

•Bronzite- Suitcase (manages materials that are carried within injectors to other planets for gem production and colony starters, often around Silver/Nickel)

•Bi-Colour Tourmaline- Baseball (Can heal, manages grouping and escorting newly made gems)

•Pink Kunzite- Bow (Communicator, works with signals that connect to other colonies)

•Vivianite- Tissues (Simple gem, doesn't do much, usually observes other gem activities)

•Yellow Kunzite- Dough (Random guard, quite lazy)

•Actinolite- Pickle (Messenger boy, delivers important info)

•Bloodstone- Taco (Former messenger girl that worked with Actinolite, now turned rebel)

•Howlite- Marshmellow (Calm gem, works around the human zoo sometimes, rare gem)

•Red Beryl- Apple (Gem warrior, often accompanying Howlite)

•Citrine- OJ (Public speaker, always talking with White Zircon)

•White Zircon- Paper (Lawyer Gem)

•Hypersthene- Microphone (Usually a gem that replaces other gems, a substitute you could say)

•Pink Chalcedony- Soap (Homeworld's official cleaner, friends with Hyperstene)

•White Selenite- Salt (works with Grey Selenite, works around the reef where pearls are made)

•Grey Selenite- Pepper (helps White Selenite with working around the reef)

•Black Druzy Quartz- Bomb (quartz that specializes in explosive manufacturing)

•Fused red spinel- Cherries (entertainer)

•Conjoined Psilomelane (black & white)- Yin-Yang (observes activities along with Vivianite, talks with fused red spinel often)

•Yellow Jasper- Trophy (Quartz soldier)

•Periwinkle Tanzanite- Cabby (Has information and reports on all gems, their activity and general state)

•Kunzite 2.0 (later they gave themselves the identity of Prehnite)- Bot (Does what Kunzite was supposed to do, before they found out they weren't really her, they were just a robotic body with Kunzite's gem shards added in, so they developed their own identity later and now they work along with Periwinkle Tanzanite)

•Bubbled/Corrupted Smoky Quartz- Box (former quartz soldier)

•Zebra Jasper- Knife (Quartz soldier)

•Green Sapphire- Clover (Brings good predictions with her future vision)

•Kaolinite- Tea Kettle (Brings good morale and compassion to fighter and soldier gems)

•Cinnabar- Lifering (Specializes in gem care and fighting)

•Benitoite- Blueberry (the diamonds don't know what to do with him so he just kinda, sticks around)

Idk about Goo and Floory tho.