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sudoki-sara · 4 years
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Decided on yes I will make more rwby Hamilton au. These Hamilton songs are Aaron burr sir and my shot
Citizens: 1776. Feldspar City.
Jaune: Pardon me. Are you Ruby Rose ma’am?
Ruby: That depends. Who’s asking?
Jaune: Oh, well, sure, ma’am. I’m Jaune Arc I’m at you service, ma’am. I have been looking for you.
Ruby: I’m getting nervous.
Jaune: Ma’am... I heard your name at Coquina. I was seeking an accelerated course of study when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours. I may have punch him. It’s a blur, ma’am. He handle the financials?
Ruby: You punched the bursar.
Jaune: Yes! I wanted to do what you did. Graduate in two, then join the revaluation. He looked at me like I was stupid. I’m not stupid so how’d you do it? How’d you graduate so fast?
Ruby: It was my mother’s dying wish before she passed.
Jaune: You’re an orphan. Of course I’m an orphan god, I wish there was a war! Then we could prove that we’re worth more than anyone bargained for...
Ruby: Can I buy you a drink?
Jaune: That would be nice.
Ruby: While we’re talking. Let me offer you some free advice talk less.
Jaune: What?
Ruby: Smile more.
Jaune: Ha.
Ruby: Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for.
Jaune: You can’t be serious.
Ruby: You wanna get ahead?
Jaune: Yes.
Ruby: Fools who run their mouths off wind up dead.
Weiss: Yo yo yo yo yo! What time is it?
Weiss/Ren/Nora: Show time!
Ruby: Like I said.
Weiss: Show time show time! I’m Weiss Schnee in the place to be! Two pints of O’ Sam Adams but I’m working on three, uh! Those Redcoats don’t want it with me! Cuz I will pop chick-a pop these cops till I’m free!
Ren: Oui oui, mon ami, je mappelle Lie Ren! The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say bonsoir! Tell the king “Casse toi! Who’s the best cest moi!”
Nora: Brrrah brraaah! I am Nora Valkyrie up in it, lovin it, yes I heard your mother say “come again.”
Ren/Weiss: Ayyyy
Nora: Lock up ya daughters and horses. Of course it’s hard to have intercourses over four sets of corsets...
Ren: wow
Weiss: No more sex, pour me another brew, son! Let’s raise a couple more...
Weiss/Nora/Ren: To the revolution!
Weiss: Well if it ain’t the prodigy of Beacon Academy.
Nora: Ruby Rose!
Weiss: Give us a verse. Drop some knowledge!
Ruby: Good luck with that. You’re takin’ a stand you spit Imma sit we’ll see where we land.
Nora/Ren: Booo
Weiss: Ruby, the revolution is imminent. What do you stall for?
Jaune: If you stand for nothing, Ruby, what’ll you fall for?
Ren/Nora/Weiss: Ooh, who you? Who you? Who are you? Ooh, who is this kid? What’s he gonna do?
I was gonna end it here but then I remembered how “My Shot” continues this song so...
Jaune: I am not throwing away my shot! I am not throwing away my shot! Hey yo, I’m just like my crountry young, scrappy, and hungry and I’m not throwing away my shot!
Jaune: Imma get a scholarship to Shade Academy I prob’ly shouldn’t brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish. The problem is I got a lot of brains but no polish. I gotta holler just to be heard. With every word, I drop knowledge.
Jaune: I’m a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal. Tryin’ to reach my goal. My power of speech: unimpeachable. Only nineteen but my mind is older. These Feldspar city streets get colder, I shoulder.
Jaune: Ev’ry burden, ev’ry disadvantage. I have learned to manage, I don’t have a gun to brandish. I walk these streets famished.
Jaune: The plan is to fan this spark into a flame. But damn, it’s getting dark, so let me spell out the name I am the—
Jaune/Ren/Nora/Weiss/ J-A-U-N-E-A-R-C— We are—meant to be...
Jaune: A colony that runs independently. Meanwhile, Atlas Keeps shittin on us endlessly. Essentially, they tax us relentlessly. Then General James turns around, runs a spending spree. He ain’t ever gonna set his descendants free. So there will be a revolution in this century. Enter me!
Ren/Nora/Weiss: He says in parenthesis.
Jaune: Don’t be shocked when your Hist’ry book mentions me. I will lay down my life if it sets us free. Eventually you’ll see my ascendancy.
Jaune: And I am not throwing away my shot!
Weiss: My shot!
Jaune: I am not throwing away my shot!
Weiss: My shot!
Jaune: Hey yo, I’m just like my country. I’m young, scrappy, and hungry. And I’m not throwing away my shot!
Ren/Nora/Weiss: I am not throwing away my shot! I am not throwing away my shot! Hey yo, I’m just like my country I’m young, scrappy, and hungry and I’m not throwing away my shot! It’s time to take a shot!
Ren: I dream of life without a monarchy. The unrest in Vale will lead to ‘onarchy? ‘Onarchy? How you say, how you say, ‘anarchy? When I fight I make the other side panicky. With my—
All four: SHOT!
Nora: Yo, I’m a tailors apprentice. And I got y’all knuckleheads in loco parentis. I’m joining the rebellion cuz I know it’s my chance. To socially advance, instead of sewin’ some pants! I’m gonna take a—
All four: SHOT!
Weiss: But we’ll never be truly free. Until those in bondage have the same rights as you and me. You and I. Do or die. Wait till I sally in on a stallion with the first black battalion. Have another—
All four: SHOT!
Ruby: Geniuses, lower your voices. You keep out of trouble and you double your choices. I’m with you, but the situation is fraught. You’ve got to be carefully taught: if you talk your gonna get shot!
Jaune: Ruby, check what we got. Mister Lie Ren, hard rock like Lancelot I think your pants look hot. Weiss I like you a lot let’s hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin’ the pot.
Jaune: What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot. Poppin’ a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not. A bunch of revolutionary manumission abolitionists? Give me a position, show me where the ammunition is!
Jaune: Oh, am I talking’ too loud? Sometimes I get overexcited, shout off at the mouth. I never had a group of friends before. I Promise that I’ll make y’all proud.
Weiss: Let’s get this guy in front of a crowd!
All four: I am not throwing away my shot! I am not throwing away my shot! Hey yo, I’m just like my country I’m young, scrappy, and hungry and I’m not throwing away my shot!
All four: I am not throwing away my shot! I am not throwing away my shot! Hey yo, I’m just like my country I’m young, scrappy, and hungry and I’m not throwing away my shot!
Weiss: Everybody sing:Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hey! Whoa! Wooh! Whoa! Aye let em hear ya! Let’s go!
Jaune/Ren/Nora: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Yea!
Citizens: Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! Yea!
Weiss: I said shout it to the rooftops! Said, to the rooftops! Come on! Come on let’s go!
Weiss: Rise up! When you’re living on your knees, you rise up! Tell your brother that he’s gotta rise up! Tell your sister that she’s gotta rise up!
Weiss/Citizens: When are these colonies gonna rise up?
Citizens: Whoa! Whoa!
Weiss/citizens: When are the colonies gonna rise up?
Citizens: Whoa!
Weiss/citizens: When are these colonies gonna rise up?
Citizens: Whoa!
Weiss/Citizens: When are these colonies gonna rise up? Rise up!
Jaune: I imagine death so much that it feels more like a memory. When’s it gonna get me? In my sleep? Seven feet ahead of me? If I see it comin’, do I run or do I let it be? Is it like a beat without a melody?
Jaune: See I never thought I’d live past twenty. Where I come from some get half as many. Ask anybody why we livin’ fast and we laugh, reach for a flask. We have to make this moment last, that’s plenty.
Jaune: Scratch that, this is not a moment, it’s the movement where all the hungriest brothers with something to prove went? Foes oppose us, we take an honest stand we roll like Moses, claimin’ our promised land.
Jaune: And? If we win our independence? Is that a guarantee of freedom for our descendants? Or will the blood we shed begin an endless cycle of vengeance and death with no defendant?
Jaune: I know the action in the street is excitin’ but Jesus, between all the bleedin’ and fightin’ I’ve been readin’ ‘n writin’ we need to handle our financial situation. Are we a nation of states? What’s the state of our nation?
Jaune: I’m past patiently waitin’. I’m passionately smashin’ every expectation every action’s an act of creation. I’m laughin’ in the face of casualties and sorrow. For the first time, I’m thinkin’ past tomorrow!
Jaune/Citizens: And I am not throwing away my shot! I am not throwing away my shot! Hey yo I’m just like my country I’m young, scrappy, and hungry and I’m not throwing away my shot!
Jaune/Ren/Nora/Weiss: We’re gonna rise up! Time to take a shot! We’re gonna rise up! Time to take a shot!
Citizens: Not throwing away my shot! Not throwing away my shot!
Jaune/Ren/Nora/Weiss: We’re gonna
Citizens: We’re gonna rise up rise up
Jaune: Time to take a shot.
Citizens: Rise up Rise up!
Jaune/Ren/Nora/Weiss: Time to take a shot!
Citizens: Rise up!
JRNW: Time to take a shot!
Citizens: Rise up!
JNRW: Take a shot shot shot!
Citizens: Ri—ri—ri
JNRW: A-yo it’s time to take a shot! Time to take a shot! And I am— Not throwin’ away my—
Citizens: Time to take a shot! Time to take a shot! And I am— Not throwin’ away my shot!
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G - carry :   my  muse  carries  your  muse  to  their  house,  either  drunk,  or  a  weakened  state,  can  specify. (Drunk - PLEASE LET ME SEE A DRUNK G SINGING HAMILTON)
You asked, and I aim to deliver.  Enjoy! 
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You and G had been out on the town. Both of you were a wee bit tipsy (to say the least). You stumbled slightly on the front steps. 
“Whoops!” G said.  “Come here, darlin’.” He scooped you up and carried you unsteadily into the house.  He managed to get you to the pillow fort before dropping you.  He landed next to you in the pillows. 
“Hey,” you said., your mind still buzzing.  “Hey, I heard you like Hamilton! Can you sing it?”
“Yeah,” he said, propping himself up on the pillows.  “Watch me!”  He cleared a nonexistent throat and struck a noble pose. “Alexander Hamilton my name is Alexander Hamilton and there’s a million things I haven’t done but just you wait just you wait!”  He sang it all on one note, slurring the words and not getting the phrasing right at all, but you laughed and clapped your hands.  
“Do some more!” you urged.  “Ooh, do Aaron Burr, Sir!  I love that one!”
“Okay.”  He widened his sockets. “You’re an orphan of course! I’m an orphan god I wish there was a war! Then we could prove that we’re worth more than anyone bargained for...talk less, smile more...” He grinned at you.  “Showtime, showtime yo I’m John Laurens in the place to be! I will pop chicka pop these cops till I’m free! I am Hercules Mulligan Yes I heard ya mother said come again The Lancelot of the Revolutionary set Tell the king casse toi who’se the best c’est moi! Oooh who’s this kid, what’s he gonna do?” 
This time, at least, the notes were there, but he didn’t differentiate voices for the different characters and you knew he’d skipped parts.  You didn’t really care.  You clapped.  “Can you do Guns and Ships?  The reeeeally hard part of it?” 
“Nothing’s too hard for me to do,” G bragged.  “You watch me!” 
He stood up, wobbling in the pillows and struck another pose. “Everyone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!  Lafayette! I’m takin’ this huh by the raigevera everu blloodstains...N I never stop make ‘em dorop scatter their remains I’m Lafayeette I come back with more guns and ships and so the balance shifts Get your right hand man back get your right hand man back, Alexander Hamilton!” He falls over and ends the song laughing. “Okay, maybe that’ one’s tooo hard for me.”
“No,” you say.  “It was great!” 
“You’re great,” he says. 
You look at him and cock your head.  “Boy, you got me help-leeeess!”  you sing.
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amematriarch-a · 10 years
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i just rlly want an au where konan is a witch
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