#talia calling up bruce “beloved do you know how to kill a djinn?”

[nerdpoe]

Little Dami found a Genies Lamp! Little Dami has made A Wish!

Damian, nine, is tired of his instructors and training. Physically, he's tired. He wants a break.

He hides out in an old room in Nanda Parbat, and finds the stereotypical genies lamp, like from the stories one of his American nannies told.

"I wish I never, ever had to walk again."

It's said in jest, and quietly. He doesn't mean it.

Desiree, however, doesn't care.

By the time Talia finds him, Damian is slamming a metal pitcher on the ground, shouting about kicking a Djinn's ass.

He has a...fish tail.

That is. Not ideal, in a desert.